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MY FIRST PREGNANCY EPISODE 10


The eyes of the twins were closed,they were sleeping quietly,mr sammy held the right hand of mrs faith with his left hand........(MR SAMMY):"Thank you so much dear for not giving up,thank you for bring our kids to life,thank you so so much",he said to her slowly and calmly,with a. Smile that could bring down the clouds from it's position...she looked at him with an undying happiness shown on her face,she was unable to control the expensive expression of joy within, it made tears form on the trailing edges of her eyes,then she tightened her grip on Mr sammy ,he couldn't stand to see tears on the trailing edges of Mrs faith eyes,so he joined her in tears of joy,he stood up and kissed her again on her forehead, as tears of joy walked down his eyes until it dropped on her forehead,it flowed down her forehead until it met with her own tears of joy right at the trailing edges of her eyes,the tears of joy of mr sammy was now mixed with that of mrs faith.it continued its journey down mrs faith cheeks to underneath her jaw,it hang there for 2seconds then it dropped on her chest,immediately it landed on her chest the tiny droplets of the tears bounced off from her chest and fell on the twins little nose,as it landed gently on their nose,they both smiled with their eyes closed.............................THE END...............when I was writing this story,I felt the pain a bit, I then imagined how it really feels, and believe me dudes you really don't wanna feel that type of pain in your lower region,it really hurts.women pass through this everyday of their life,all their life is about carrying,they carry babies,they carry the family,they carry the pains in life,they carry life itself.being a woman is not an easy thing,so guys out their,please treat them right,remember you won't come to existence if a woman did not carry you.And for ladies out there,for crying out loud,stop making guys disrespect you,you ladies are gold(in fact my gold) and you ladies have an amazing power.....the famous won't be so famous without you ladies,do you know how much guys think about ladies in a day?,its intense and uncountable.......Remember ladies,one day you will experience the pain(or let me say JOY) of first pregnancy,so be prepared.....................in case if you missed any episode or you wanna reread my stories,you can always visit~~ nairajokes.com or goto my [email protected] or you could visit coolval22.com for my stories~~..........THANKS TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL FANS OUT THERE,I LOVE YOU GUYS.AND THANKS AGAIN FOR READING AND SUPPORTING I AND MY STORIES .................RESPECT TO THEM GIRLS,LADIES AND WOMEN OUT THERE,YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING......................................STORY BY OSSY NNAMDI AKA DINDY.....WHATSAPP NUMBER:07087750433.... EMAIL@:[email protected] OR [email protected] FACEBOOK NAME:OSSY NNAMDI
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Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration.
While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest PUMA and on his back D&G.
She thought that was sexy, but when he took off his boxers on his penis was AIDS.
Judith, suddenly apprehensive, declined the demonstration. Then Akpos said to her, "Relax babe, when it's erect, it reads ADIDAS."


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IBA'S KINGDOM
Prince oka-Father i want you to allow me to participate in the army,and also be freed to go out of the palace
King ogunmola-shut your mouth up
Prince oka-but i have begged you that i wont slay any soilders again when training and i wont ruin people's market again
King-go out now(the prince went out)Tell the prince his request is granted
Guard-okay my king(the guard went out and bashorun ibikunle entered)
King-what brings the great bashorun to my palace
Bashorun-i fear that soon the people of tera will know they have fake box of power and they'll come back for it
King-i thought as much.send words to all the seven kigdoms that the people of tera has the box of power
Bashorun-that will be dangerous,if they know you have the box of power they will come for it and our enemy will turn to 8
King-yes we will have many enemies but they will fight themselves to get the box of power
Bashorun-you have a point but it will be dangerous too.anyway i will do what you told me to do(he bows and leave the palace and curtain closes)

Lord akogun-congratulation iberu on your promotion as aare
Iberu-thank you my lord
Lord akogun-how did you do it,you were sent to the first line on the battle field
Iberu-yes my lord but i slayed alot of them but when i saw they will conqure us i moved back and a thought came to my mind that we can exchange the box with another one to trick them
Lord akogun-why cant you tell me the your plans.and you also disobeyed aare iku's order and left your post in the first line.Arrent him(facing four soilderes)
Iberu-but i did it for our kingdom and the king appreciate it
Lord akogun-it dose'nt concerns me(they took him and locked him up)
Aare iku-why did you want the boy dead
Lord akogun-he was the one who took the box of power and i told the king i was the one who took it.The boy may tell anyone that he was the one who took it and the king may hear and be mad at me
Aare iku-so you did that so the glory will be given to you
Lord iku-shut up and tell no one
Aare iku-okay my lord(he went out and curtain closes)

Maid-take and drink
Iberu-thank you(he collected the drink from the maid and drank it(the maid went away)
Prisoner-you are lucky you were given a wine
Iberu(chuckles)yes thank you
Prisoner-what brings you here
Iberu-i disobeyed an order
Prisoner-what order
Iberu-millitary order
Prisoner-oh you are a soilder,i am a soilder too
Iberu-really!what makes you a prisoner
Prisoner-i was brought here for killing the late commander
Iberu-oh!..why did you do it
Prisoner-personal matter
Iberu-okay.uhm!,oosh(he hold his tommy and groans in pain)
Prisoner-(talk in his mind)he was poisoned.Somebody help he is dyein(two men rush in and carried iberu but he died after 2minutes)

TERRA'S KINGDOM
King ina-how can you bring in fake box
Commander ekungba-i dont know it was fake when i took it.they have tricked us.We shall go back and take it
King ina-you must take it back and this time no mistake.This is the fourth day that they have the box after seven days they will be named as the capital kingdom and that cant happen as far as am alive(a guard rushed in)
Guard-5 batallions of army are coming my king
King ina-are they from iba
Guard no-it seems from pena
Commander ekungba-from pena.what did they want?
King ina-go and tell them we did not have the box of power.people of iba do
Commander ekungab-yes my king(he went out)

Lord olola-(holding a trumpet and stand on a tall buiding)people of pena we dont have the box of power.the people of iba did.Return to your kingdom with peace(the people of pena shouted liar and ran towards the gate)ready to fight.prepare for war and defend the gate
Bashorun ogunmola-since they want the box of power lets give it to them.We cant just loose our soilderes protectin fake box.Bring the box (a soilder ran and come back with the box)take what you wanted(he walks to a top building and threw it to pena's people.Pena's soilderes are happy and they turned back to go to their kigdom when they see isori army behind them.They proctected the box and fought the people of isori)another army has arrived.People of isori and pena,we leave the box for you people,so dont attack us(he turned to commander ekungba)they are fools.look at how they are killing themselves for a fake box
Commander ekungba-(laughs)blondy fools.but we should be alerted
Bashorun ogonmala-what again
Commander ekungba-the people of kongu have come and are fighting for the box of fake.we need to see the king

King-there is no sign of war inside the kigdom what happened
Bashorun ogunmola-3 kingdoms have arrived and i gave them the box.now they are fighting themselves
King-it seems king ogunmola sent words to them so that all the kingdoms will fight themselves till the royal guards came to crown them the capital kingdom.Inform the kingdoms they are killing themselves for a fake box
Lord olola-they have been informed but they did not believe
King -it means our soilderes cant leave to collect the box of power from the people of iba.If we leave the other kingdoms will think we want to join the fight
Bashorun ogunmola-then lets pass the second gate at the back
King-good idea.Now do just that and bring me the true box of power(they all leave)

Lord olola-what a mess
Bashorun ogunmola-what happenes
Lord olola-the people of dama,tinbalu,fijabi and kudeti have suround our kigdom with their war for the fake box
Bashorun ogunmola-now we are in big mess.we cant leave again

AFTER TWO DAYS

King-i think it is high time we leave..
Bashorun ogunola-but many of men we die before we get to iba
Kingbut today is the 6th day.By tommorow if they still have the box of power they will be crown as the capital city
Bashorun ogunmola-okay my king.My peole wil leave at once.whaterver it takes we give it(he exit)

the battle just begin.stay tuned 4 episode tommorow.Dont miss it...My what's app number- 08106424922

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A teacher was trying her students intelligence.

I saw a snake on my way home. "Assuming you are in my shoes what will you do?" asked the teacher.
James: "I will look for stick and kill it".
"That's smart of you" says the teacher.

Armed robbers attacked me in my car and say 'Your car key or your life' "Assuming you are in my shoes what will you do?" asked the teacher again.
Joy: "I will give them the car key and run for my life. once there is life there is hope".
"Wooo that's so wise of you" says the teacher.

I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. "Assuming you were in my shoes what will you do" asked the teacher.
Akpos: "I will bite your toes until you faint. i will then come out from you shoes and collect the money"
Teacher: "Fool! how possible is it for you to be inside my shoes?".
Akpos: "How possible is it for you to open you door and see 5o million dollars on your bed".


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Uche always come to a restaurant in my neighbourhood to eat rice and stew.There was a day he came as usual and ordered for rice and stew but was told that the stew was still been prepared.He then requested for rice and ate it. After eating,he was told stew was ready.He requested for stew and drank it, after drinking,he collapsed terribly,holding his stomach and started rolling on the floor.He was asked why he was doing that?He replied: i am mixing the rice and stew.


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Words of Wisdom [Read it]


Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.If you give her a sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.Related

Continues..
SO AS I LIE DOWN HERE IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD, WAITING FOR DEATH’S COLD EMBRACE, I COULDN’T HELP BUT ASK THE QUESTION : HOW THE Bleep DID IT COME TO THIS?! (well now you know) I simply should have just killed that pigs wife and lover then leave as I had originally planned to with the money. But when life ends up breathtakingly bleeped you can generally trace it down to one really bad decision that sent you down the road to poo town, for me it was the day I chose vengeance over justice, took matters into my hands, sought the wrong kind of power, followed the wrong people and finally ended up up here. I hear police sirens, I am drifting in and out of contiousness into darkness , I remembered william’s words : one choice at our most vulnerable and weakest moment that transcends beyond ourselves to changing others huh? , I saw the light, then I slipped into darkness again, I heard voices “there’s nothing we can do for him, he’s gonna die anyway”, darkness again then I woke up … saw a woman, “where am I” I asked her. “Martinsville general Hospital, I am Doctor Badmus, Mr Smith, you don’t have much time, you have lost a lot of blood and we are not able to stop you from bleeding, now I don’t know what happened but your spleen has been cut out, is there any requests you would like to make or any loved one you’d like me to call before… ” “yes” I replied “is a Vera Amadi registered Here in this hospital?” “yes, she came in a few hours ago, gun shot wound, but she’s okay now, the bullet passed clean through without damaging any vital organs, she has been patched, she’s sleeping and her parents are with her in another ward.” the doctor told me. “Glad to hear that” I said. “did you shoot her?” she asked. “No no no, but I am the reason she got shot, that’s not why am asking about her though … The thing is she’s got a Bleep*d up liver, her father said she’s got 5 months tops, and I don’t want her to die, I’m a uhh universal donor type so I request that you please give her my liver, transplant it to her so she gets to live a long fulfilled life with her parents, something that was denied me” I told her. Then she asked “Who is this girl to you?” the darkness flashed again, I smiled and said “just somebody that taught me how to love and forgive again…. in the forty minutes that I have known her. ” The darkness came again, my eyes was heavy, my whole body was heavy tired, I closed my eyes and then the light came, it expelled the darkness and it was all over.
THE END..
It’s a short story, there was no need to drag it out for days…
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Ambition is enthusiasm with a purpose.

~ Frank TygerRelated

Ladies of 1970s:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Abhi laee ji.


Ladies of 1980s:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Abhi laee.


Ladies of 1990s:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Laa rahi hu.


Ladies of 2000:

Husb: Ek cup Coffee!

Wife: Banake pee le.


Ladies of 2014:

Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!

Wife: Kya kaha?

Husb: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?Related

JOURNALIST:mr akpors are u sure dat u are d bread winner of ur family if u are prove it for us
AKPORS:see people don come again o did i tell u dat i win bread i never go any competition dat win bread and if u see me con prove why will u come me BREAD WINNER.


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The other two children, Nnenna and Chimaobi
soon came back from school and scattered their
school uniforms, sandals and school bags in the
sitting room creating more work for me.
“Where is my food,” Chimaobi asked with an
authority that was much stronger than his 3years
of age would suggest.
“And mine too!” Nnenna added.
“Its inside the warmer,” I replied.
“Go and get it for us!” Chimaobi ordered.
I wondered how little Chimaobi and Nnenna
would be ordering me around.
Little children whom I was older than with nothing
less than 10years.
I brought their food from the warmer and gave to
them.
If not for the presence of my madam, those
children would have had it hot with me but
madam’s presence was hell-fire on its own.
Not to talk of when she gets report from any of
her children.
I hadn’t taken anything except the two slices of
bread and mixed water that I took since morning
yet I endured.
I cleared the sitting room and removed the school
uniforms, bags and sandals that the children
scattered there and went to the bathroom to
wash the uniforms.
I had barely started washing the uniforms when
madam woke up from sleep.
“Hope the children have eaten,” she asked with
bulging sleepy eyes.
“Yes ma, they have,” I replied.
Then she went into the toilet to ease herself.
“Adaeze!” She called.
“Yes ma,” I replied.
“Have you washed this toilet today?” She asked.
“No ma,” I replied.
“If I meet you in that bathroom, I will tear you
into pieces!” she threatened.
I rushed off to the balcony to get the mop and
bucket to wash the toilet.
“Why didn’t you wash it since morning?” She
asked.
“I forgot ma,” I replied.
She gave me a very hard push and I fell
backwards and nearly hit my head on the wall.
“Silly a#s!” She cursed and went back to her
bedroom.
With tiredness, hunger and exhaustion I washed
the toilet.
When I was done, I went back to the bathroom to
complete the washing of the children’s school
uniforms.
By the time I finished washing the school
uniforms, my stomach was tearing apart with
hunger.
But I couldn’t muster the courage to tell my
madam that I was hungry.
So all I did was to go to one corner of the kitchen
and cry silently.
Madam’s husband came back later in the evening
and observed that my eyes were red.
“Why are your eyes red?” He asked peering into
my face.
“Nothing sir,” I lied in a bid to avoid trouble.
“Have you been crying?” He asked still peering
into my eyes.
“No sir,” I lied again.
“Ok have this,” he said handing a can of fruit
juice to me.
My face brightened up as he handed the juice to
me.
“Thank you sir,” I greeted and went into the
kitchen with the can of juice.
I gulped down the entire juice in no time and my
stomach calmed a bit.
The family had dinner around 8pm but I wasn’t
given anything till I finished washing all the
plates and pots used for the dinner.
Then madam put one very small leftover of the
food for me, the size of which wasn’t even going
to be enough for a toddler and went to bed.
I ate the food fast and retired to my small room
to catch some sleep as I was very tired and
exhausted…

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An attorney telephoned the Governor’s mansion just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him, regarding a matter of utmost urgency.


An aide eventually agreed to wake up the Governor.


“So, what is it?” grumbled the Governor.


“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place.”


The Governor replied: “Well, it’s OK with me, if it’s OK with the undertaker.”Related

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?


AKPOS: Menstruation.


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If the govt. can send the victim to Singapore for better treatment, it should send the accused to Dubai for better justice!Related

When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will eventually find his way to you!Related

After taking down the driver, Tracking down the first guy from the gang of six that attacked Vera and I was easy as pie, his name was Seun. He leads a gang of his own now. He was very loud in carrying out his operations. All i had to do was follow his trail of bloody robberies. Finally I caught up with him at a run down bar, and luckily for me he was sitting in the bar with another member from the group of six that attacked Vera and I; good dead man, saved me the trouble of finding him I thought as I strolled up to their table and sat with them. Every night for the past eight years, I dreamt of that unfortunate incident. So it’s impossible to forget their faces, no matter how much time may change them, they will still look the same to me : six boys that must die by my hand. “Find another table” Seun, the one I tracked said to me. “why… this one’s got plenty of space” I said. “Don’t you know who we are boy, who I am?”, he asked. And I replied “I do, it’s why am here, I have come to kill you”. At my last words recognition dawned on their faces. The other one quickly went straight for his gun but before he could pull it out, I had already brought mine out. I was fast and ready, I shot the guy two times: on his chest and on his jaw. He died before he hit the ground. Seun just recovering from the shock of what he was seeing reached for his own gun, while his hand was still in his pocket I stabbed it through to his thighs pinning it painfully in place. “aaaaargh!” he screamed, pointing my gun at him, I said “you are only still alive because of the information I need from you. Now am going to ask you only once, if you answer me too slowly I will shoot out your two eyes”. He pleaded “anything, I will tell you anything please don’t kill me”. “I want the names and addresses of the rest of your group From that night”. He was quick to divulge the information of the remaining members. Except for the leader, whom he swears that he has no information on his whereabouts for years, after I shot his ankles and knees. He told me his name was William and he left them shortly after the incident. Imagine fate I thought to myself, all the the rest was delivered into my hands easily except for the one I really want to kill.
.
Falling broke I decided to go professional, since I was really good at finding people and killing them… why not make money off it I told myself, to fund my mission and (if I got really lucky) find something that will lead me to the main person i want to kill: William, the guy that led the group that got my sister killed. So in between my personal revenge kills, I would take random jobs Like taking out coperate heads or politicians by finding dirt on them and sometimes (if you paid well) I would kill them. For two years I did this and in those two years, I rounded Up the killing of the remaining members of the gang of six that killed vera. It was frustrating to track down these guys and kill them but what is more frustrating is the fact that I still have nothing on William, no whereabouts, no links not even a mention it was almost like he ceased to exist, no one in the underground network has any information on him… Thought it was funny, fate playing a cruel joke on me. The one guy I want to kill is the one guy I can’t find.
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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.

-Kay IngramRelated

dangerous snake [Read it]


BREAKING NEWS!!!
A very dangerous snake that has astonished
scientists in the world has been discovered.
according to BBC news, the strange snake
keep on
increasing in length by 0.5cm every second
and if
in any case it touches its body using its own
body,
it dies immediately. That is the only way it
can be
killed. This is the world most deadly and
poisonous
snake for now. This kind of snake can only
be
found in Nokia torchlight mobile phone under
game
option, snake Xenia.
Thanks for wasting your time to read
carefully..Gud day.


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funny akpos [Read it]


Akpors gets home early from work one day and hears strange noises coming from his

bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he said.

“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grabbed the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, &ldquoaddy! Daddy! Uncle Ejiro is hiding
in your closet and he has got no clothes on!”

Akpors slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked inside the closet.

Akpors Angrily said: “You rotten bastard”, what is the meaning of this?
My wife is having a heart attack and you’re here running around my house
naked and scaring my children, is this thing fairs?!!”


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What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?

Adnan Semi.Related

donkey [Read it]


A husband told his wife, all women are DONKEYS. Then the next day, as they were travelling a highway, a donkey crosses in front of their car. The wife then said, sweetheart, be careful, your mother is crossing the road.

Please is this an insult ?
Yes or nopls answer


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dead body [Read it]


Akpors has this attitude of not paying okada driver when ever he took one. rather, he would told dem to drop him in the nearest cemetery close to his destination when the okada Man demand for his money akpors will say wait let me collect it from a frnd of mine in the grave on hearing dis d okada man will run away
one day akpors enter an igbo man okada and d following dialogue ensued

igbo man: oga give me my money

AKPORS: i dnt have change mak i check if my frnd in the grave hav it

Igbo man: wait u b dead body

Akpors: yes ooo i died four years ago

igbo man: haba and na ur kaban b dis

Akpors: ( surprised) yes oooo

Igbo man: so we dy d same kaban and we no sabi each other i died 25 years ago and for d change dnt worry mak we go meet ejiro he go get am

guess what happen next: i never knew akpors could ran so fast infact his speed almost cause tornado




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Heeeii, oya swear!
? If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
? If you didn't play rubber band.
? If you never bathed in the rain.
? If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
? If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
? if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
? If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
? If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under
bed
with friends.
? If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur
pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when
d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass
nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE
OVER
LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I
didn't
know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that
grew
up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I
knw
u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u
guilty?
hahahaha!......add urs


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Mountain Everest







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GROWN MONKEY (18+)
A girl realized that she had grown hair in
between her legs. She got worried and asked
her mother about it. Her mother calmly said,
"That part where hair has grown is called
monkey and be proud that your monkey has
grown hair."
The girl smiled.
At dinner, the girl told her sister, "My monkey
has grown hair."
Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing,
mine is already eating bananas!"
Their mother fainted right on the dining table.


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AYOMIDE'S ADVENTURE Episode 24

Next time she won't force herself on me,
I pity Esther's condition sha,but nobody
fit lock me up that way and dey enjoy
outside o,I go shout if I was the one
lock inside o...
I later went to meet her inside the
store,guess what she was doing??,don't
tell me you know what's she was doing o,
because na only me enter you no
follow me enter,but I go tell you what
she was doing,she was busy sleeping,
Chai!!...this girl try gan o,I can't still
believe she was sleeping...I woke her
up,seeing how she was doing when I
woke her up,she must be really exhausted
from the s-x we had earlier,after she came
back to the world I am,I begged her,I
explained everything to her,she was like
nothing happen,it means nothing to her,I
was really surprised,she wasn't angry??,I
asked myself,ohh that puts me in a good
condition sha,but I don't really know why
she wasn't angry,could it be that she
have truthfully fallen in love with me??,
because when I was dating dolapo back
then no matter what she did to me,it doesn't
makes me feel bad,I was always smilling,
could it be that she has also gotten into
my position??,if that's the case then I know
how to handle her,she would just be a
side-chick for me,she won't be able to
caused any problem...
"So when are you closing for the day??"
she asked..
"I think maybe in two hours "I
replied...
"Okay then,I will love to be going now,make
sure you give me a call when you reach
home"she muttered...
"Ohh okay,I will...I love you dear"I said
decisively...
"Love you too hon"she replied...
.I could see that she has fallen
in love with both I and my d-ck,since I s-x
her,she has changed,I can see that she has
nothing more to use as a threat,she has
nothing to show to my francisca...
She hugged me and give me a peck before
she left,I gave her a call when I reached home
that day,after which I called my francisca
for about one hour,we talked about many things,
she told me her sister will be coming the
the next day from
Port harcourt to spend the week with her,
she told me many things about her though
I didn't asked about that,she told me her name
is Mary,and some other things....
After our chat on phone,I was feeling
dizzy,and I don't feel like
sleeping yet,now
I was really forgetting olamide,it seems
like he has forgotten me also,he was now
getting out of my adventure,but I still
want
him to take part in my adventure..I can't do it
alone,I don't want any mistake...
I called him,he picked it and we started
talking...
"Ohh boy where have you been since this
days now,I haven't be seeing you around
hope nothing bad has happened??"I questioned..
"My man,nothing bad has happen o,I was
Just busy with school stuffs this past few weeks"
He answered...
"Ohh that's good o,but I really missed you
a lot man,your phone is always not
going through anytime I try to call you"
"Sorry jor,I missed you a lot also,I
was planning to visit you this weekend also,and
how is your game with your girls now,hope it
Haven't bursted yet??"He asked...
"Not at all friend,I am trying my very
best to keep it flowing,and I think I am
still in the right way"...I replied...
I later told him about every single
things he has missed in the game we are
playing,how esther caught our plan
during val's day,how she wooed me,and the
conditions she gave me,and how I s-x her..
He was really happy with me,and told
me I am in the right way,he told me to keep
playing them,I also told him lots about
francisca,I told him her sister will be
coming to spend the week with her,he told
me to play some games with her sister also,
I was really very nervous on hearing that,
won't that be very hard??,but I must be a man,
nothing should be hard for me as a man,I must
find a way...I ended the call after some minutes.....then I went to sleep...
The following day,my mum called me she
won't be coming back from lagos
for about
A week
,I wasn't happy with that,e come be
like say my mum dey cage me,,,I won't be
free to walk around...but on the other hands
I think about calling francisca over
to live with me for the next one week since
she is free at school,she told me
they are on strike so she
won't be able to refuse my offer,but my
first reason of calling her over to my house
was because of her sister Mary which will
be arriving that same day,though I haven't
see her yet,but I am very sure she would be
Also pretty just like her big sister....
After I have dressed up,and was heading
to my mum's supermarket,francisca told me
her sister has arrived...
"I want to go and pick my sister now dear,
I will call you later in the day"..she said..
"Okay that's good,but I have a request
Darling,I want you to come over and spend the
next one week with me,my mum won't be
coming back from lagos for a week,and I
don't like staying home alone"..I muttered...
"Ohh really??,I will love to come over
but you know my sister have come to stay
with me,it won't sounds good leaving her alone
there with my friends"...she replied...
"Well that's not a problem dear,you
can come over with your sister,I will really
love to live with her also...."I replied...
"Alright that's a good idea then,I will
prepare everything....I will be
leaving for the bus stop first dear,I and my sister will come over to your supermarket honey"She said...
"Okay sweetheart..I will be expecting
you...bye for now..."
Chai!!!...this girl na confirm girl jor,
I just dey control her like my slave...I think
my plans will go well..let me see what her sister
Looks like first...but I dey pray make she no tell
Esther she wan come live with me o....na big
problem be that o...
TO BE CONTINUED

>>

Stay committed to your decisions;

But;

Stay flexible in your approach.

Have a great weekend!Related

1. Celebrity Freaks
Celebrity freaks are usually attention-seeke
rs who shamelessly fall cheaply for celebrities
and will do all sorts of things to trap and
have babies for these celebrities. This is
aimed at getting to limelight and bearing
children for them. This is one of the reasons
why the baby mamas are on the increase.
2. Money Mongers
The love of money is what WE CAN SEE IN
ALMOST EVERY FEMALE. Any one of them that
claims she doesn't consider money before
dating a man, is a manipulative yet a
talented born liar. This excessive love of
money makes some ladies consider guys of
their age range who have but nothing as
unworthy to date, thus, they prefer to end
up with an Alhaji, politicians, etc, not
minding the number of wives they have.
3. Ladies with Low Self Esteem
Some young ladies battle with low self esteem
that they always feel like they are not good
enough to date kind hearted handsome dudes
like Ronald4lif, Wristbangle, Mediapace and
Lalasticlala, therefore, they hump at any
well-to-do man that shows little interest in
them as it is a blessing in disguise not
minding even if these men are as ugly as
Adams Oshiomole and Obasanjo
4. Lazy Girls
Some ladies are just too lazy to work, too
lazy to engage in productive things that yield
make them self dependent and as a result of
this, they see any well to do man as an
escape route out of poverty. Such ladies will
never consider dating a man struggling to
make ends meet no matter how bright his
future is. All they want is a man that will
open supermarket or boutique for them.
5. Ladies who want to become Queens
Each time I see the wives the of the late Oni
of Ife, and the wives of Alaafin of Oyo, I
always dish out insults and rain curses on
these naïve pretty young ladies whom I can
never get the privilege to see the straps of
their bras let alone get under their skirts.
Just because of the prestige, admiration and
reverence associated to being called the wife
of a king, they forsake a kind hearted broke
dude like me and will rather go in search of
traditional rulers who are likely to relegate
to six feet during love making.
6. Over-aged Ladies
In Nigeria, a woman without a man is like a
king without a crown, therefore, they
receive lashes from family members for being
irresponsible to find men that would catch
their fancy. When some of them can no
longer withstand family pressures, they may
resort to settle down with the husband of
another woman. Funke Akindele is a perfect
example of this
7. Divorced Women
Ladies who were divorced on the ground of
infidelity or promiscuity may later resort to
find a man who they will have their heads
under his roof. Some of them can go far as
patronizing native doctors just to possess
another woman's possession.
8. After one Ladies
Some of these ladies who had a child or two
outside wedlock also need men in their lives.
That was how one almost snatched from
friend from his wife. We had to take my
friend to a native doctor who delivered him
from captivity
#I drop my pen at this point #WhatDoYouThink#B-goF #AoN


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EPISODE 26

Lola and Cynthia arrived when we were about to leave the hospital, they left for school from there while we went to Mirabel's lodge. I managed to eat some plantains so I could take my drugs. I took my drugs; slept for over three hours then I woke up feeling much better. I even had a video chat with Ike (Mirabel's cousin). We talked on many things; actually he did most of the talking while I followed up. He was quite a jester, He even said that "If your Parents won't approve of you both, just elope and come to the states" He said it jokingly though and it made sense but I thought about it again that it's not right. Marriage without parental blessing is not right. I also thought about my sister Nancy, so I decided to be making her happy and to make her feel comfortable with me as her big bro. I wanted her to look up to me, to always listen to me with clear understanding and trust me completely. So, instead of imposing power on her that she won't have a boyfriend, I switched to advising her, making her see reasons why I don't want her to have a boyfriend and I also coached her on relationship issues. I started showing her love and care as well as showering her with gifts. I made sure I get something for her whenever I returned to the house most especially ice cream and other snacks. I knew why I had to change my attitude towards her, because,,,, she might rebel against me in the near future when her eyes open fully,,, and she might also start dating secretly. Since I started doing all what I mentioned, she as well changed. My sister and i became friends. She started opening up to me, she mentioned to me all the useless boys that has wooed her and the pending ones. I was surprised to know that some of my useless friends were among. Being close to my sister is what i should've been doing instead of forming senior. All thanks to Mirabel that brought such a wonderful idea,,, or were you thinking it was my idea? Nah...
My sister can talk from morning till night, she always have gist for me, she never run out of gist,,, it’s no surprise she inherited it from our Mother.
I waited for Mirabel's mother for many days but she didn't show up. I remained indoors after my daily lectures awaiting her surprised visit. I asked Mirabel why it is taking her mother so long; she said her mother has been busy from one meeting or conference to another.
Ike (Mirabel's cousin) and I retained good communication with each other, he did most of the calling though. We became friends. He taught me so many things on computer and technology, how to hack on devices, how to spy on someone, he sent me a lecturing video by him on how to design a website and tips on creating traffics and many more.

Momma returned home after two months and two weeks,,, Nancy also had to return home two days after, I went with her to spend the weekend at home.
On Sunday after service, I approached Dorothy's Mother to know why she didn't come to Church. She said, Dorothy travelled to one of her Paternal Aunt at Asaba, Delta State. She also said that, they'll all be relocating to Port-Harcourt in two weeks’ time. I asked for Dorothy's phone number but she told me that she lost her phone and hasn't gotten another one yet and that they only get to communicate through her Aunt.
As time passed by without reaching Dorothy, I unintentional forgot about her.
The second semester exams was fast approaching, I didn't allow anything to hinder my study. Although I still watched movies, chats, play video games and all my normal activities was still in place but with timing as there's time for everything,,, I set time to do whatever I wanted. All this while, Mirabel's mother still didn't show up.
After some uneventful months, I came back for my second year (200L) while Nancy joined me weeks later as she got admitted,,, she studied Mass communication.
One peaceful evening when I was chilling with my girlfriend Mirabel before she suddenly ruined the mood with no-good news.
Mirabel: Baby...?
Me: Yes dear
Mirabel: Remember when we talked about our past relationships?
Me: Yea,,, sure
Mirabel: You remember the one I told you that we didn't get to break up, that was forced to school abroad and eventually got jailed?
Me: Yea, what about him?
Mirabel: The thing is uhmm... uhmmm...
Me: What is it dear?
Mirabel: He is back. He came in last week and has been troubling me to go see him; I dunno how he got my contact
Me: You can make it clear to him now that you've moved on,,, nothing much there
Mirabel: There's nothing I didn't tell him, he told me to cut whatever tie I gat with you that he's back for me
Me: Forget about him, he can't do nothing
Mirabel: He is a crazy guy, he just came out of jail, and we dunno what he's capable of
Me: Are you afraid of him?
Mirabel: Of course I am, he is crazy
Me: Have you forgotten who you are?
Mirabel: What should I do?
Me: You get him locked up if he tries anything stupid
Mirabel: Okay
Me: What's his name again?
Mirabel: Marcus
Me: Don't take him serious dear,,, he can't do nothing, I'm here for you
Mirabel: What if he gets to know that you're my boyfriend and he comes for you?
Me: I can take care of myself dear, besides I'm not worried at all
**Phone rings**
Mirabel: He is the one calling
Me: Give me the phone
**I answered it**
Me: Hello...
Marcus: Who dah f*ck is this?!
Me: Dah f*ck is Mirabel's boyfriend and who are you?
Marcus: Give the f*cking phone to Mirabel mahn, I ain't got no business with yo' ass
**Chai! This guy messing up with 2Pac's number 1 fan,,, A self-gangster**
Me: Ok listen up motherfucker! She told me about you and everything you both had before you left her
Marcus: I didn't leave her!
Me: Well... she moved on, I advise you do the same
Marcus: And I advise you to give her ass up mahn, I didn't go through all what I went through just to come back and get nothing for it
Me: What are you talking about?
Marcus: I ain't explaining sh!t to you, just give the phone to Mirabel and go blank
Me: She’s not gonna speak with you ever again,,, I’m in charge, got that?
Marcus: I ain't got no beef with you hommy, Mirabel is mine. Let her go like nothing ever happened between you two, only then this town will be cool for you and I.... I love Mirabel like crazy and I ain't gon' let you or anyone else hold me back from getting her back, she's mine!
Me: You're just ranting dude, it's long been over between you two ever since you left
Marcus: I didn't just leave motherfucker!
Me: Yes you did; she lost you and found me
Marcus: F*ck you!
**Hangs up**
Mirabel: What's all that about?
Me: Just forget about him dear, everything will remain as it is,,, he can't nothing
Mirabel: I hope so but I don't like how you talked to him
Me: I'm not a weakling dear; I've never been and can't even pretend to be. I have to be strong for us; I will always fight for us. Nobody will ever come between us except the inevitable. I haven't told you this before but I want to spend the rest of my existence on this earth with you and not even that ex-con can make me bow down.
Mirabel: Whoa... I dunno what to say
Me: Just don't worry about anything, we shall overcome anything that tries to come between us, let's just see them as trials...
Mirabel: Ok my love **Smiles** my life is getting more interesting and I'm getting stronger all because of you,,, I love your courage
Me: I love your submission
Mirabel: Hhmmmm.... we'll make a wonderful couple
Me: Couple? More like a beautiful home
We laughed out
I got back to the house and couldn't stop thinking about this Marcus of a guy. I think he’s going to be a problem.
I got into the house as unknown huge guy wearing black suit and blank shade opened the gate for me and saw a big SUV car parked inside. All my guts went off, I started sweating and breathing hard. I instantly locked car so he won’t come and drag me out. The only thing that came into my mind was that, they were robbers.
*What am I going to do? And my Sister is inside the house, what if they do anything to her? I dunno how I’d take it if they should rape or kill her.
The guy came knocking on the car; I didn’t know what to do and the guy kept knocking. Out of fear, I quickly grabbed my phone to call Mirabel for help. I dialed her number and it started ringing before I turned to look at the entrance and saw a woman walking out. She resembles the woman I see on TV somehow; I looked closer to be sure before I saw Nancy flaunting her white teeth. Then I heaved a sigh of relief that we’re save and I thanked God immediately. When the woman removed her shade, I saw that she’s the perfect description of the woman I always see in TV and the portrait in Mirabel’s lodge,,,,, Mirabel’s mother the First Lady is finally here! I thought surprisingly inside my mind.

TO BE CONTINUED



Bk den in sec skuul wen d teacher
asked a question n said afta d count
of 3 if no1 answered he will beat us...i
waited till he reached 2 n half den i
stood up as all eyes wer on me n
every1 was clappin fr me...I boldly
walked to him n said 'excuse me
sir,may I go n use d toilet?'


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INSECT EPISODE 2


(WRITER TALKING):"the ants biomass was four times the biomass of all vertebrate animals in that area combined".
............OUT SIDE THE NEST OF ANOTHER ANT COLONY..............
(WRITER TALKING):" the Ants lived closely to a wasps nest, which was hanging on the tree's branch, the base of the ant queen's nest was in the root of the same tree,they had similar body structures-the abdomen is joined to the thorax by a slender stalk, or pedicel. The pedicel may be enlarged into one or two knobs. The antennae are typically elbowed or jointed in the middle"............Some species of ants possess a functional sting that the workers use to defend the colony or themselves........
(WRITER TALKING):"they get into fight from time to time,but most times the wasps defeat them because the swaps has more deadly sting than the ants".
(WRITER TALKING):"each time the ants climb the tree to savage for food,the swaps always warns them to back off by buzzing it's wings but if the ant don't respond, they attack pointing their abdomen forward to sting the ant ".
.....BACK AT THE ANT'S NEST......
(WRITER TALKING):"the colony was without a king because,after mating with the queen,he met his end(nature rules),so it was the queen that rules the colony alone.the queen laid eggs for the colony,each minute she lays white or yellowish egg,the nurses who are round her carries the egg to a place where it will hatch within two to six weeks and develop in to larvae....LARVAL ANTS SECRETE A SUBSTANCE THAT IS HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE TO NURSE ANTS-THIS IS THOUGHT TO STIMULATE BROOD CARE......,then the larvae will be fed for several month and few weeks,after that, it grows to pupae(ANT)".
(WRITER TALKING):" Most of the egg produced by the queen are reproductive and nonreproductive. The queen and the male ants are reproductive. They have wings and can fly.....ALTHOUGH MALES DIE SHORTLY AFTER MATING, AND QUEENS LOSE THEIR WINGS WHEN THEY BEGIN THEIR OWN COLONIES......the colony was about half a million or more,the Queen and workers had a lifespan which was longer than 15 years.....MOST ANTS ARE MUCH SHORTER LIVED, LIVING FOR ONLY A FEW MONTHS..........

Rahul: Duniya me do tarah ke log hote hai

Anjali: Yes

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1. log to the base of 10
2. log to the base of eRelated

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3 friends Ochuko, Johnny and Akpos went to a native doctor for ritual to be rich.

The
native doctor gave them a charm that will make them to be rich but with
a condition that they will not talk on their way home, if they do, the
charm will not work.

They agreed and left.

On the way
home a man who was owing Akpos saw him and was about to pay back. He
said; Akpos please talk the exact amount i am owing you. I have
forgotten. I have alot of money here with me now, i want to pay you
back. How much is your money?

Ochuko turned to Akpos and Johnny and said; You guys should remember that the native doctor said that we should not talk o.

Johnny said; But Ochuko you have just talked.

Akpos said; Ahhhh! Thank God i did not talk with the 2 of you.


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OREGUN BOYS (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 3
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Daniel: "Bros abeg I wan join Una", he pleaded.
Segun: "Why you wan join us?", he asked.
Daniel: "I wan be like you guys, I wan do everything like Una", he said.
Segun: "[Smiles] But you still small na", he said.
Daniel: "Bros no small pikin for money", he said.
Segun: "You still dey 15 years and you never understand life", he said.
Daniel: "Bros I go learn life from Una", he said.
Segun: "Ok no wahala, I go follow my guys talk", he said.
Daniel: "Ah bros thank you", he said happily.
Segun: "No thank me yet", he said.
Segun: "If my guys say yes then you go join us", he said.
Daniel: "Bros at least make i still thank you for accepting wetin I talk", he said.
Segun: "Ok I accept that one", he said.
Segun: "Oya go answer your mama, e be like say she dey call you", he said.
Daniel was a 15 years old boy who had serious love for money and was ready to do the unthinkable just to have it. He was soon going to join Segun and his friends who were highly into the business of fraud (Yahoo boys).
After Segun was done talking to Daniel he went to meet Micheal, Chuks, Frank and Godwin in a hotel, to talk to them and also tell them about Daniel.
When he got there, he found all of them drinking.
Chuks: "Heyyy the mother fu*ker done come", he said immediately he saw Segun.
Frank: "My guy hwfa na", he said shaking Segun.
Segun: "I dey my guy", he said to Frank.
Micheal: "My oga", he said to Segun.
Segun: "Na you be Baba na", he said to Micheal as he took a seat beside Godwin.
Godwin: "Segun my real nigga", he said.
Segun: "My big bro", he said shaking Godwin.
Chuks: "You dey ignore me ba", he said to Segun.
Segun: "Abeg shut up, na me you call mother f*cker, I go soon beat you black and yellowish", he said making all of them to burst into laughter.
Chuks: [Laughing] See as you just yeye yourself", he said laughing hard.
Micheal: "Guy na yellow you for talk, no be yellowish", he said then laughed.
Frank: [laughs] make Una pity am o, no be him fault", he said.
Godwin: "Who fault e con be?", he asked.
Micheal: [Laughs] Godwin done drop him own o", he said laughing hard.
Segun: "[laughing] At least my own better", he said.
Frank: "him say 'who fault', instead of 'whose fault'", he said then laughed hard.
Chuks: "I better no over talk before I go drop my own", he said making all of them to burst into laughter again.
Godwin: "[Laughs really hard] Chuks I swear you be better bastard", he said.
Frank: "Only God know where this boy chuks come from", he said laughing.
Micheal: "Abeg e done do Una", he said laughing softly.
Segun: "[Laughs] No mind that animal Chuks", he said.
Micheal: "Segun so wetin you wan take. Everybody here done get drink for their side only you", he said.
Segun: "Just give me one better beer, make I take hold throat", he said.
Frank: "No wahala, make I use style waka go bring am for you", he said then he stood up and went to get the beer quickly.
Godwin: "So Segun where you go all this days wey we no see you?", he asked.
Segun: "I go hustle on the low", he said.
Chuks: "Your maga done pay you na and you no wan give us the gist", he said.
Segun: "Abeg clear one side jare Chuks, you too dey talk wetin you no know", he said.
Frank: "Segun tell us na, where you corner yourself?", he asked as he dropped the bottle of beer on the table for Segun.
Segun: "Na one new fresh business wey one guy introduce me to", he said.
Micheal: "Which kin job?", he asked.
Segun: "Na shipment job", he said.
Frank: "Oh shipment. Chuks and Micheal no go understand the job", he said.
Chuks: "So una don get new click and una no tell us", he said.
Micheal: "Una dey f*ck up o", he said.
Godwin: "Make una no vex, we done plan say na today we go tell una", he said.
Micheal: "E no tight o, una dey fall my hand", he said.
Frank: "I no tell una because I no want make all of us invest money into am at once con loose", he said.
Segun: "If to say all of us invest inside the business and e fail, we go all dey broke na", he said.
Chuks: "No wahala, now wey una done understand the business una go teach us so that we go sabi", he said.
Godwin: "No wahala, the Job no hard like that", he said.
Segun: "But if wahala come, e go follow for body o", he said.
Chuks: "Abeg you too dey fear jare nothing dey happen", he said smiling.
Segun, Godwin and Frank gradually explained how the business is being done and other stuffs associated with it.
Micheal: "Guys una go link me and Chuks to those people o, no time to dull", he said.
Godwin: "No wahala na make tomorrow reach", he said.
Segun: "Guys matter dey ground", he said.
Chuks: "Wetin e be?", he asked.
Segun: "Daniel say him wan join us", he said.
Frank: "Daniel?", he asked.
Godwin: "That boy na still 15 years old na", he said.
Micheal: "Shey him sure say him wan join us?", he asked.
Segun: "Yes, I ask am wella and him say him wan be like us", he said.
Chuks: "Well I no see anything bad there, if him wan make money like us him go have to work really hard for am", he said.
Segun: "So wetin Una dey talk?", he asked.
Segun: "Shey him go join us or not?", he asked.
Micheal: "Sure him fit join, but him go have to pass test", he said.
Frank: "Which kin test?", he asked.
Micheal: "Shipment test", he said.
Chuks: "Guy you sure say that boy no go f*ck up?, he asked.
Micheal: "We go try am first na, abi any of una wan carry the shipment?", he asked.
Godwin: "No be me o, Micheal I agree with you", he said.
Segun: "So the boy done join us be that ba?", he asked.
Chuks: "Yes I guess so, since our oga Micheal done talk. Abi Frank you disagree?", he asked.
Frank: "I no disagree, make the boy join us", he said......... To be continue.

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A teacher never gives up, and neither does Pappu.

Teacher: Can you name the 7 wonders of the world?

Pappu: I don’t need to. They’ve already been named.Related

A Professor and Akpors were seated next to each other on a long flight bound for NY.

The Professor who was getting bored said to Akpors who was trying to sleep: Let’s play a game, I will ask you a question and if you don’t get the answer, you will pay me $50, and if you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $5000. The Professor obviously didn’t mind paying more than Akpors because he felt he was a Professor and knew way more things than dumb looking Akpors.

Akpors agreed and the game started.

Professor :What is the distance from the earth to the moon?

Akpors looked at him for a few minutes, knowing fully well he would never get the answer, he quietly paid him $50.

Now it was Akpors turn to ask a question.

Akpors: What goes up the hill with 3 legs, comes down with 5 legs, has 4 eyes and can move mountains?

The Professor thought for a long time, searched the net, asked all his smart friends but couldn’t get the answer; by this time he noticed Akpors had fallen asleep.

He woke Akpors up and paid him $5000.

Akpors quietly collected the money without saying anything and went back to sleep. The Professor got mad, tapped Akpors angrily and said: ‘Well tell me the answer, what the hell goes up the hill with 3legs, comes down with 5 legs, has 4 eyes and can move mountains?

Akpors just quietly took our $50 from the $5000 he won, gave it to the Professor and said: I don’t know too, abeg leave me make I sleep, no be because of you I enter plane!


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Experience: what you get when you don’t get what you want.Related

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VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!>>
A zoo in Abuja needs someone to bath lions,
take care of tigers, brush crocodile teeth and
feed snakes....
Salary is two million naira(2.000.000) per week
with free accommodation,
feeding and official car...
Pls share dis job opportunity with ur friends..
Dont thank me what are we friends for


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2016-02-22 15:04:51

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I have the ‘I’;

I have the ‘L’;

I have the ‘O’;

I have the ‘V’;

I have the ‘E’;

So please can I have ‘U’?Related
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