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A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.

“What happened?”, asked the doctor.

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I became deaf and dumb as i didn’t know what to say again, i started crying and told her it was alcohol that i was actually drunk and didn’t know what i was doing until i finish with it. I told her what i saw when i came in was a picture of someone else entirely on my mind that i didn’t know what i was doing, i begged for her forgiveness and she said forgiveness is from God. I pleaded with her not to tell anybody that it can lead to the death of our parent if they hear of it. I raised her up from the bed, stood in front of her and give her a hug after she promised me that no one will hear, my deek dare not stand up again. She went to the bathroom to take her bath while i waited for her, i didn’t even bother to cover myself again since there was absolutely nothing to cover and i was surprised when she came out from the bathroom naked too without minding if i was inside. We used to sleep separately before in the room but for the first time, we slept on the bed together that night though nothing happened only that i rounded my hand over her in the midnight after carrying it over so many times.
Ever since that incident happened, i stopped covering myself inside the house, initially it was awkward to me but what was there to hide again after we have seen it all within ourselves. In fact i used to walk inside the room with only boxers and sometimes i will come out from the toilet with my deek alone, she complained at the initial stage but she stopped complaining when she realized i didn’t care about it.
The whole story changed one night again when i decided to sleep beside her without even wearing anything, we already off the light, i only covered us up with duvet and rounded my hand over her stomach, i later moved my hand up and to where her breast was but she used her hand to block me and held it so tight. That didn’t stop me from pushing her to the wall and pressing my deek on her ass, i thought she was asleep until she adjusted herself, turn over to face me and started kissing me and holding playing with my deek with one of her hand, we had wonderful sex that night too, i was surprised that close to two hours we were still having sex. When we woke up, it was like nothing happened between us during the night.
That was the genesis of how me and my sister started living as husband and wife in the hostel, to outsider, we are siblings, to our parent, we are siblings too and to us, we are already more than siblings because what type of siblings will be having sex with each other. Our bond was now stronger that it was as if we are dating even though we cautioned ourselves anytime we are out of the house.
Aminat called me one day and after so much discussion, she said there is this new social media site called facebook that i should go and register on it at the cafe, she said i can always use the medium to chat with her just like yahoo messenger that the platform was an opportunity to meet with friends. She said she will be sending me a browsing phone too later when she has money so that i wont need to be going to cafe to facebook again.

Read Episode 47

Zippor: Joy;get me my food
Joy: why don't you tell your one and only love to get you;your food
Zippor: are you okay?
Joy: yes;I try as much as possible not to get angry
Zippor: why should you get angry?did i do anything wrong?
Joy: of cause;every time we are together;i always feel like you don't love me(Isabella wakes up)
Zippor: don't be annoying;if i don't love you;who will i love?
Joy: Isabella;yes Isabella
Zippor: you are mad;my sister,i will be in love with my sister;do i want to commit abomination
Joy: she is not really your sister;she is really not related to you;so stop treating her like you are sibling(she ran out)
Zippor: you are insane
Joy: just say the truth;you love her?
Zippor: what?
Joy: yes;that is the fact;if you cant discipline her without getting hurt and she is not your sister;it only show that you have feelings for her
Zippor: just stop it;i don't even know why i am having this conversation with you;excuse me(he walked away)
Joy: you will always walked out on me but you will meet me here
Isabella: stop crying;does she have to remind me of my position in Zippor's life;is it bad for Zippor to love me(she continued walking) she is so mean
Boy: hey young lady;stop there
Isabella: what?do i know you(he held her hand)will you let go of me
Boy: i will deed with you(enter Zuriel)
Zuriel: hey;let go of her(he punch him)
Isabella: that is enough and you what are you doing here
Zuriel: i should be asking what are you doing outside at this time?
Isabella: why?
Zuriel: don't you know it is dangerous for a girl to walk alone at this time?did your brother know you are not at home and you are wearing a very light dress
Isabella: what kind of dress will i be wearing?if i want to sleep
Zuriel: but you are not sleeping you are walking on the road;is too revealing
Isabella: fine i got to go
Zuriel: i will walk you home
Isabella: what for?do you think you can protect me like Zippor?
Zuriel: no i cant but i just did
Isabella: yes;you did but you cant be like....
Zuriel: what is it with you?must you compare me with him(he turn to leave)
Isabella: hold on;i am sorry;what are you doing here?
Zuriel: i came to see you
Isabella: why?
Zuriel: i don't know what mom said to you but i just want to apologies to you
Isabella: is nothing;i am fine;hey you have a sore fact
Zuriel: what?
Isabella: lets go home;so that i can fixed it
Zuriel: there is no need;i have to go;i just want to tell you that i am leaving
Isabella: why?
Zuriel: dad;need me;so i am leaving tomorrow
Isabella: is always your attitude;you are always leaving me
Zuriel: but i am not leaving you
Isabella: just go,leave;after all i am not good enough for you;i am some kind of lowlife;school drop out;a gold digger
Melisa: Mara;where is my son?
Mara: i don't know;he said he want to step out
Melisa: what?i know he went to see that girl;i am calling him
Mara: let him be;he is a man
Melisa: no way(she dialed his number)
Zuriel: but that is not true
Isabella: don't worry about me;just go
Zuriel: Isabella;i am not judging you;i am leaving not because....
Isabella: don't worry;i am not even your crush;go on leave
Zuriel: stop it;take this(he gave her his hand chain)take good care of it;it was giving to me by my mom;so whenever you missed me;just know this is the symbol of my....(phone ringing)i got to go my mom is calling;bye
Isabella: bye
Melisa: where are you coming from?
Zuriel: mother;i just step out
Melisa: what happen to your face?
Zuriel: is nothing
Melisa: what do you mean?nothing;you just step out;don't tell me you went to see that girl again?
Zuriel: mom;can you just stop it;what is it?i am not even courting her and you are acting strange;what if i tell you;i have feelings for her
Melisa: you dare not;if you have any stupid feelings for her;just keep it to yourself because if you try telling her;then hell will be too small for her
Zuriel: mom;you are threaten me?
Melisa: i am not;don't joke with me;rubbish(exit Melisa)
Zuriel: what is wrong with mom?
Mara: i don't know;just be careful so that you don't hurt the girl in question all in the name of love

Zuriel: excuse me
Mara: alright(curtain)
Isabella: Joy;why are you not sleeping?
Joy: your brother is not back
Isabella: where did he go to?
Joy: i don't know;i provoke him;so he left
Isabella: is okay;don't worry he will be back
Joy: alright
Isabella: hello;are you home now?
Zuriel: yes;why are you not sleeping?
Isabella: my brother is not yet home;so i am waiting for him
Zuriel: why?go to sleep;he will come back
Isabella: i cant because if he doesn't come back;i might not be able to breath
Zuriel: what?do you love him that much?
Isabella: of cause;i love him deeply
Zuriel: alright
Isabella: i am sorry;is like i am boring you with it?
Zuriel: don't worry;go on
Isabella: is okay;don't try to act like you okay with it;tell me;have you been able to take care of your wound?
Zuriel: kind of
Isabella: are you okay
Zuriel: i am fine
Isabella: are you sure you are fine?did your mom scold you
Zuriel: not really;its just that i missed you
Isabella: don't be crazy;you are saying rubbish
Zuriel: i am not;is just that;i really....
Isabella: oh brother;you are back;thank goodness
Zippor: why are you not sleeping?
Isabella: i am waiting for you
Zippor: come on;go on
Isabella: you are drunk
Zippor: come off it;i am not;i am just tired of everyone saying i am over protective of you and when i let you have a little freedom;they still blame me and they keep telling me;i am in love with you but how can i be in love with my sister;even if we are not related by blood;we are still siblings(he passed out)
Zuriel: what?
Isabella: sorry;are you still here?did you what he said?
Zuriel: no;alright good night;just go take care of him(he end the call)
Isabella: what is wrong with him?did he hear what Zippor said?that is his business
Zuriel: Zuriel;don't be annoying;stop it;stop it;she is not even your girlfriend but don't tell me that you are having feelings for her?just go and pack your things and stop thinking about her(curtain)
Ada: brother;thank God you are back;i missed you big time
Zuriel: i missed you too
Obedient: oh Zuriel you didn't stay up to a week
Zuriel: mom;wanted me to leave
Zeal: what did you do?
Zuriel: nothing dad
Zeal: what did you mean nothing?
Zuriel: dad;what did you expect me to tell you?didn't you know about it already
Zeal: know about what?
Zuriel: dad;please give me a break;i am not in the mood for that
Zeal: what are you saying?
Zuriel: dad must you pretend that weren't the one that asked me to come back and because of what?
Zeal: son;to be honest;i don't get you
Zuriel: just stop it;you said i should come home and here i am;i know it is because of Isabella;excuse me
Zeal: what is wrong with this boy?
Alice: why not asked Melisa?
Zeal: you are right?(he called Melisa)hello
Melisa: hi
Zeal: what happen to my son?what did you do to him and why is he so mad at me?
Melisa: you just let him be
Zeal: i should let him be?i dont think you get me;he is mad at me. what really went wrong
Melisa: is nothing
Zeal: dont you dare;if you have issues with him dont drag me into it
Melisa: what is it with you?will you prefer that your son ended up with some good for nothing girl
Zeal: what girl?
Melisa: go asked your son and stop asking me silly question;instead of thanking me for prevent him form making a big mistake(she end the call)
Alice: what did she say?
Zeal: i just dont get it;you(to Obedient)what girl is she talking about?
Obedient: dad;
Zeal: go on answer me;who is Isabella?
Ada: that is the name of the girl at the show FAMILY
Obed: but they haven't meant
Zeal: do you think they have met?
Obedient: we don't really know
Zeal: i am just tired of everything(exit Zeal)
Ada: knock;knock;can we come in
Zuriel: you can
Obed: what is wrong with you?
Zuriel: nothing;i just get irritated sometime
Obed: but why?(phone ringing)your phone is ringing
Zuriel: i dont want to pick it up;she is just taking me for a fool
Obed: who is taking you for a fool?
Zuriel: she;Isabella (he close his mouth)
Obed: you finally meant her?
Zuriel: will you stop it
Obedient: go on tell me;is she beautiful
Obed: tell us please
Zuriel: alright;fine;she is really beautiful;fun to be with;she is such a talkative but lovely also
Ada: whoa;but why don't you take her call
Zuriel: i just dont feel like it;i just find out that....never mind
Ada: if you say so(curtain)
Joy: hey girl;go on and wash the clothes
Isabella: why should i?
Joy: is because the clothes are dirty
Isabella: then call the laundry man or better still do it yourself
Joy: don't just play boss over here;your brother is not here and you are not a princess;so get this clothes and go wash it
Isabella: you wasting your time because i wouldn't because my brother said i shouldn't do that
Joy: then if you are not washing it;be prepared to leave my house
Isabella: fine;i will leave;let me just go inside to get my stuff
Joy: no need;i will get it for you(she throw her things outside) rubbish;just leave(he pushed her)
Isabella: you don't have to;i am leaving already
Joy: finally(exit Joy)
Isabella: what now?what are you going to do now?i am just tired of life.(someone touch her)let me go
Zuriel: Isabella
Isabella: Zuriel;why are you here?
Zuriel: I just cant leave you alone
Isabella: will you just get out and leave me alone;after you refuse to pick my call
Zuriel: i am sorry
Isabella: i am not caught up;for all this rubbish;just keep your sorry to yourself
Zuriel:fine;just go away;i wont bothered you again;i will just erase you from my head(she walked away with tears in her eyes)but why is she carrying bags?Zuriel; you are at it again. do you have to always get angry(he ran after her)please;hold on(he held her hand)
Isabella: what is it again?
Zuriel: i am sorry but why are you carrying bags?
Isabella: Joy sent me packing all because my brother is not around;i am just tired of everything;life. i just hate myself;i wonder why do i have so much pains in my life;no one love me(she cried)am i such a monster that people cant just keep me in their life
Zuriel: that is enough
Isabella: i am good(she walked away)sorry; i got to go
Zuriel: hold on;where are you going to?
Isabella: i don't know;anywhere night falls i will sleep there and when there is a new day;i will continued from where i stopped
Zuriel: don't worry;you will go with me
Isabella: what are you thinking?your mom will kill you
Zuriel: we are not going to my mom's place;we are going to my dad in horesland
Isabella: what?
Zuriel: don't worry
Obedient: welcome grandpa
Edward: where is your dad?
Alice: father you came in at the right time;dinning is set
Edward: i said where is your husband
Zeal: father;what are you doing here?
Alice: father is looking for you but father why don't you come eat something
Edward: woman let me be;i asked you for a simple thing but you failed but all you could do is to tell me about food
Zeal: dad;that is enough;let's go to the chamber
Edward: better(exit both)
Obed:what is wrong with grandpa
Alice: i don't know
Obedient: where in Gods name is Zuriel?
Ada: i don't know(they walked outside)
Zuriel: come on in(at his place)welcome home
Isabella: whoa! your house is beautiful
Zuriel: thank you
Ada: Zuriel;where have you been?
Zuriel: i went to freeland
Obedient: to your mom?
Zuriel: not really
Isabella: hello
Ada: hi;
Obed: whoa;you are Isabella right
Isabella: yes;and you are?
Obed: obed and this is my twin Obedient
Isabella: you two are really lovely and you?
Zuriel: Ada my baby
Isabella: nice meeting you all
Obedient: Zuriel;can we talk?
Zuriel: of cause;please stay here;i will be right back;excuse me
Isabella: alright
Obed: why is she carrying bags?
Zuriel: she will be living with us for the main time
Obedient: are you okay?
Zuriel: of cause
Ada: dad will kill you and he will not agreed to that
Zuriel: is not like forever

Ada: if you say so
ZurIel: where is dad;i want to asked permission from him
Ada: he is at the chamber with grandpa?
Zuriel: grandpa is around?
Obed: yes;but he is really in a bad mood
Zuriel: alright;i go see him(exit Zuriel)
Ada: hold on;Zuriel will be back
Isabella: alright
Zeal: father;can you please stop yelling at everyone

Edward: why wouldn't i?i asked you to give me a female grand daughter but all you could do is give me male kids
Zeal: dad;i am not God that give children
Edward: if it weren't for you;we wouldn't be in this situation and to crown it on;the business is going down(Isabella kept moving around the house until she ended up inside the chamber)the hotel business is down;i need solution and i don't want it to go with the wind because my half brother will use this opportunity to get it all. what do we do now?
Zeal: but dad;i really don't know
Isabella: it is simple(they both turned)
Edward: what did you say young lady
Isabella: i said his simple;all you need do.....
Zeal: who are you and what are you doing here?
Edward: that is not necessary;tell me
Isabella: make your lodging a little cheat;prepare seafood for lodgers;have a little night club at the compound so that when they get bored they can easy go there and even a cinema
Edward: how will it work
Isabella: it will because people like party and people want to get some fun;so it will definitely work
Zeal: father;don't tell me;you will buy this ideal
Edward: do you have a better one
Zeal: no dad

Edward: was your name?
Isabella: Isabella
Zuriel: where in God's name is she?
Ada: i left her here?
Zuriel: where did she go to?(they look for her and find her at the chamber)
Zeal: who are you and how did you get here?
Zuriel: she is my friend;and i wanted to ask your permission for her to live with us
Zeal: no way
Isabella: please sir;i promise i wouldn't do anything bad
Zeal: i said no
Isabella: please; grandpa;please don't let him sent me away;i have no where to go to
Edward: what about your parent?
Isabella: My mom is dead;please grandpa;don't worry i can cook;do the laundry;massage you and even tell you good night story(he laughed)
Edward: you funny
Isabella: you know what i don't mind if you let me wash all your cars
Edward: that is enough;Zeal let her stay
Isabella: thank you grandpa;you really are a sweet loving perfect grandpa
Edward: you crazy
Zeal: dad;i cant believe you want me to keep a girl in my house when i have male kids
Zuriel: dad;please(enter Alice)
Zeal: she is not staying
Edward: is either you let her or i go with her?
Alice: she cant live here
Edward: just keep quiet;are you letting her?
Zeal: no way
Isabella: please;sir;i know you have a good heart and your breath is revealing it
Edward: that is enough;lets go if they wouldn't accept you
Zeal: alright(she hugged Edward)
Isabella: you are the best;grandpa good look(he laughed)
Edward: you are really funny;i go ahead be a good girl
Isabella: i will grandpa
Edward: maybe if i want to laugh some other days;i will tell my son to bring you;and please take good care of her;bye(exit Edward)
Isabella: thank you very much sir;i promise you will never regret this
Zeal: i just hope so
Alice: are you really going to let her live here
Zeal: of cause;i will let her live here
Alice: you are so unbelievable(exit Alice)
Zuriel: thank you dad
Zeal: that is enough;Ada take her to your room;she will share your room with you for now
Ada: alright dad(exit Zeal)
Isabella: your dad is really nice
Zuriel: of cause








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Oke: please can you give me your day by not going to work?
Aderonke: but I have to make money to sustain my self.
Oke: please only today, I will make it up to you please.
Aderoke: okay, I've accepted.
(Oke takes some one naira notes out of his pocket )
Oke: collect this money, prepare something to eat, I am comming in the afternoon I whant to spend today with you. (both of them smiles at each other, Oke climb his bike and leave for school.
Aderonke is alone in her room wondering what may be Oke's intention for helping her)
Aderonke: (soliloquising) but wait o, why is this man doing all these favour to me. I am sure he needs something from me. Though he is generous toward everybody in the community. The fact is, the kind of generousity he is showing to me becoming too much. He also said that he will spend today with me. Hmmm... he is in love with me, I can tell from the way he is looking at me.
What if he ask me to be his fiancee?
What can I tell him ooo....
Suddenly a knock is heard at the door.
Aderonke: who is there ?
A femine voice: It is me, Shade.
Aderonke: ho! Shade you can come in.
Shade enter, but still standing
Aderonke: take your seet.
Shade: no need. It is boss that sent me to come and call you, there are few people at work and we have many work to do.
Aderonke: I'am sorry, I can't come.
Shade: why? see! boss said that he is going to buy food for you if you have not eaten.
Aderonke: I have an apointment today. Tell boss that I will come tomorrow.
Shade: (looking very suprise) which apointment?
Aderonke: don't worry.
Shade: this is unlike you, I hope you have not started laziness.
(she is expecting Aderoke to talk, but she keep mute)
Shade: okay, it is non of my bussiness.
( Shade leave the room) it is alredy 10:15am
Aderokesoliloquising) it is hightime I prepared something to eat.
(she prepared food, she ate it, now she is heading to market, she where the cloth she collected from Oke, the cloth realy fit her. Although there is no mirror from which she can chek her self but she can feel the fitness of the cloth.
On her way to market, she come across chief Agoro who immediately stoped his car on seeing Aderonke.
Chief Agoro: Hello my love.
Aderonke: good morning sir.
Chief Agoro: why are you doing like this to me?
Aderonke: How sir?
Chief Agoro: I have been asking for your love for a very long time. I want you to join the rest of the fortunate women that are living in my castle. Don't you see my wive? they are wearing the best of cloths, don't you see how their skin are shining like diamond? that is my money in action. I want to maximise your beauty with my money. Come to my house and you will be my favourite, say yes and a car will be yours.
Aderonke: but sir, I think I've let you know my mind on this issue of marriage or no marriage. I've explained to you, you are like a grand father to me, your age is more than trice of my own mine.
Chief Agoro: let me tell you something, if two children of two years and six years old are friend, at first the age of the older one will be trice of the age of the younger one, but as they are growing up it won't be like that again, there will only be four years diffrence,but not trice the age of other .
IF YOU ARE THE ONE WHAT WILL YOU SAY?



story written by saint kash..

** This story is a mixture of little true life experience with more of imaginary work***a story of love,romance ,friendship and betrayal

*********
I have always thought my mum was the only earthly loving angels that have ever came across till the very day I met Cyndy.
ever since I set my eyes on her, I believe the love at first sight principle that happens in love movies do exist for real..(I know few who are victims can bear me witness). it never for once came to my mind that I will one day fall victim in the line system of love coz av always seen love for opposite sex as being pathetic and this belief get me going (macho lifestyle). not knowing an angel still await me but was she truly an angel of blessing or a lesson...sit back and enjoy my little tales and experience of love.

my name is Kunle, am from a family of four,two boys. me being d first child and my brother wale being second. am 16 while brother is 15 but in the same class (s.s.1). we look almost alike in terms of our physical features as in height,complexion and facial features( he was more handsome and in terms of swaggz) but in terms of character we were so so different as I was the gentle,shy and simple guy while brother was a bit kind of opposite. but in terms of education we were both brilliant though in different field( I was science ,he was commercial).




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Akpos and his two friends
went to China for vacation.
Since they were new at the
place, they had to stay in a
hotel. They ended up being on
the 60th floor.
The policy of
the hotel was that, at
midnight, the elevator is shut
down. The next day, they
rented a car and explored the
city.
They enjoyed themselves and
arrived at the hotel past
midnight. The elevators had
been shut down.
There was no other way to
get to their room than to take
the stairs all the way to the
60th floor.
The first friend said; for the
first 20 floors, I will tell jokes
to keep us going. (pointing to
the second friend) you'll say
wise stories for the next 20
floors, and (pointing to Akpos)
you will cover the final 20
floors with sad stories.
They started telling jokes. With
lots of laughter and joy, they
reached the 20th floor.
The second friend started
telling stories full of wisdom.
They had learnt a lot on
reaching the 40th floor.
Now it was time for sad
stories. Akpos said; my first
sad story is that I forgot the
key of the room in the car.

what would you do to Akpos....


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Santa enjoyed chasing girls even when he turned 50. Jeeto was asked if she objected to it?

She said, \”Why should I be upset? Dogs also chase cars, they can\’t drive.\”
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Are u guilty?. [Read it]


? If you didn`t kill earthworm with salt.
? If you didn`t play rubber band.
? If you never bathed in the rain.
? If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
? If you didn`t sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
? If you didn`t go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner`s dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
? if u didn`t throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
? If you didn`t just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
? If you didn`t act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
? If you never flew a kite. - If you didn`t use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn`t write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn`t close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights
- If u didn`t drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn`t play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn`t fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn`t knw. Don`t be shy, I didn`t know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!


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When a woman discovered that she was pregnant, her four-year-old son overheard his parents’ conversation.


He didn’t say anything until a week later when a family friend asked him if he was excited about the prospect of a new brother or sister.


“Yes,” said the boy, “and I know what we’re going to name it. If it’s a girl, we’re going to call her Emily, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it Quits.”Related

Akpos and his
Girlfriend were
taking a romantic
walk down the
beach one cold night.
Akpos grabbed the
girl's hands, drew
her closer to
himself,
kissed her and said;
Baby, you know I
love you so much.
There's no one here,
Its just the two of
us, Let's do
WEWEECHU.
The girl looked
around and said; My
love, I don't want to
do WEWEECHU
please. Let's just
hold
hands and cuddle.
Akpos agreed.
After a while,
Akpos asked her
again; Oh baby, my
love, please Let's do
WEWEECHU!
The girl replied;
Baby, don't rush me.
I don't want to do
it. I just want to be
wrapped in your
arms.
Akpos calmed
down.
After a long
while, Akpos
couldn't hold it any
longer. He said; My
heartbeat, its not
fair oh! Let's do
WEWEECHU na! We
haven't done it since
last year oh! Let's
do it now na.
The girl reluctantly
agreed.
Akpos immediately
grabbed her closer
to
himself, hugged her
tightly, brought out
the guitar strapped
to his back and they
both start singing;
WEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
See their dirty
minds, What were
you all
thinking WEWEECHU
was? Go to church
jor
and ask God for
forgiveness....
HAPPY CHRISTMAS in advance!



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Prayer request [Read it]


One pastor lives in Akpos house and he had owed him rent for 2 years.
So one Sunday, Akpos decided to attend the man’s church.
During church service, the pastor asked “Is there anyone that has prayer request?”
“I want God to heal me” says one of the church member.
Akpos raise his hand and say “I have a prayer request”.
“Go ahead!” says the pastor.
Akpos stood up, cleared his throat and say “A man in this church had owed me for 2 year now. So I want God to flog him mercilessly with koboko and let the holy ghost fire burn his manhood. May he never have peace until he pay me my money. Thunder should kill his entire family.  In short he should go m…………….”
 “IS OK!, IS OK!,  STOP spoiling my business. Prayer request cancelled. I will pay you today.” says the pastor




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I already opened my personal savings account after a week and send the account number home to my parent. Ezekiel came back as expected and it was just 3 of us at the BQ with only Esther in the 3 bedroom flat as other flat mate had gone home. Our landlady was not around has they all went to Abuja for holiday with their dad.
Ismaeel brought the TV and DVD home barely a week after i gave him the money and all i could say was that the price he gave the guy was actually worth it. I never prepared for a luxury life style but its as if i want to start living one going forward. Our room is almost set more than an average student because hardly will you see students with deck, DVD and TV in their room, we now had a phone too which is also a plus to us.
My coaching class was going on as usual and my dedication to MSSN activities was intact, i barely have time to even watch TV at home self but Ismaeel is always glued to the TV anytime there was light. He doesn’t need to bother too much about finances as he has so many source of income. He was the last born in the family of five. His two elder sister and a brother had started working and they do supplement whatever his parent give him at regular interval.
It was a big surprise when Ezekiel came back to the hostel with a Mistubishi Gallant, he told us its one of his dad’s car and he gave it to him as a gift to aid his movement in school. Ezekiel is definitely a big boy now, he washed the car for us with Gold Spot for those of us around in the hostel when he brought some of his friends to the house to celebrate with him.
We noticed that Esther later turn Ezekiel’s house to her abode, she is always there most times, i couldn’t blame her though, hostel was a bit boring at that moment, am not close to any one as its only Ismaeel that do greet talk to them at length like that. Ezekiel used to on generator most times in the night as NEPA hardly give us light, it got to a stage i asked Ismaeel what was the essence of having all the Electronics in the room without electricity.
Esther was always constant in his room every night either to watch film or charge her phone, i do drop my phone in his place once in a while too. I fact i don’t even know if she had turn him into her driver as i always see her in his car too, i believe she was just enjoying for the fact that Titi was not around and her flat mate would have been carrying rumour up and down in the hostel. I just don’t want any fight to happen again.
I don’t know why i always barge into people at the wrong time, it was almost a week on resumption that i came home around 8pm from the coaching centre. House was so dry that i don’t even know if our landlady was around or not. Ismaeel already told me he will not be coming home that night as he had some things to catch up with in Sango area, he said he was doing some stuff for some Kwara Poly student even though i don’t know who they are.
I got home and it was only Ezekiel generator that was on which was a sign that he was home, at least am sure somebody was around in the compound. I had a flat battery that particular night and i was suppose to make an urgent call so i decided to take my phone to Ezekiel’s room, instead of passing through the entrance door, i decided to go through the kitchen. I could hear the volume of TV which shows that he was watching film, i knocked on the door twice and didn’t get any response, i knocked again and i heard a sound like Yes…Yes…yes continuously for like 3 times, i thought that was an affirmative for me to come in so i opened the door an Alas what i saw was Esther on Ezekiel’s reading table totally unclad (without bra nor pant at all), Ezekiel was also naked totally with his leg in between her tight, the yes..yes..yes..i heard was actually sigh of enjoyment and ecstasy from Esther which i thought was a go ahead for me to come in.
I immediately shouted “subhanallahi” “Subhanallahi”, stood still at that particular moment and didn’t even know what to do again, i quickly rushed out of the room, took my tesbih (Rosary) and started reciting “astagfrillahi” (Allah forgive me)..I had to stay extra minutes on my 8p prayer for extra prayers seeking forgiveness from Almighty Allah from what i just witnessed tonight.


>>

It was our church thanksgiving service. when every person has giving their gift, mr Akpos de casket maker comes up. praise the lord, * i am very happy last year, people died like when you spray i dey kill to mosquito barracks. i sold my coffins very much that i want to give the pastor and his family this special gift. suddenly, his two apprentice walked inside the church with a very big coffin. before akpos could finish the rest of his tetimony, the pastor has jumped out through the window. one word 4 akpos


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Santa and Banta are two amlis (opium addicts). One evening they get caught in a storm, and seek refuge in a nearby farm. The only thing the farmer is willing to provide them with is – a single bed, no bedding. An outside room that has no furnishings. Just two wooden pegs on the wall, to hang clothes.

Santa-Banta take off their wet clothes and hang them on the keelees(pegs). The intoxicated duo, then fall asleep on the same bed, fully naked.

Later that night, Santa`s hand roams onto his cock, he quickly wakes up Banta and says …… ” Oye Bantaiya, koi mere kapde keelee taon chak ke lai gaya(someone has stolen my clothes off the peg)” – thinking his penis was the peg!

Banta tells Santa not to be paranoid. To shut up, and go back to sleep.

A few hours later, Banta`s hand is doing the roving, and zero on to his bums, ….. and then to his asshole.

Banta wakes up with a jolt, shakes Santa and tells him, “Oye saale Santaiya ….. chor tere kapde lai gaya, mere taan keelee bhi pat ke lai gaya (the thieves has taken your clothes only, in my case, they have taken the peg as well)!”Related

Relocation [Read it]


akpos was asked 2 deliver a coffin in which dey were 2 use 4 burial dat same day nd bcos of d traffic he was already running late in delivering d coffin nd 2 add 2 his problems his car broke down on d way so he decided 2 carry d coffin on his head nd go no foot.on d way he met some police men nd d police men said...
police men:y r u carring an object like this so openly?
akpos den reply...
apkos:I no lyk where dem buri me b4 so I wan relocate.
if u were d police men wat will u do?


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It was a new term @ akpos school and a new teacher was introduced. During d course of term they did a topic in the subject titled tense. Then the teacher asked akpos a simple question
Teacher: our teacher is beautiful, what type of tense is dat?
Akpos: past tense ma...................


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calabar woman [Read it]


THERE was a woman from calabar she was so so fat, when she got to the city she checked her weight on the
scale, the scale said, "I need your weight not
your phone number."


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JOKE PART 80 BY DINDY

Faith: Let's play a game.

Dindy: Cool, what game?.

Faith: T (truth) and D (dare).

Dindy: Nice.

Faith: You go first.

Dindy: I choose T.

Faith: Have you ever broken a law?.

Dindy: Yes.

Faith: What law.

Dindy: Law of gravity............
:........
DINDY WROTE THIS

Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi

Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433

Watch out for part 81.










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Continues..rnWe woke up in a building I dont even know. It wasnt like the first warehouse And again preston and presley tied but I and miranda was free.rnPreston: thank God you are awake. Are you okay?rnMe: I am fine but just feeling pains. Miranda how about you?rnMiranda:i am just feeling pains. Presley?rnPresley:i am fine bae I am just worried about you.rnI went to preston to try and loosen the rope….rnMiranda:it wont untie I have tried severally but it wont untie…rnMe: dont worry I will try harder..(as I was struggling a member entered the room)rnMember: milly I dont think thats a good idea unless you wanna get hurt..rnMe: who are you?rnMember: miranda I hope you do remember me?rnMirandah my God! You are dead aren’t you?rnMember: you think that gunshot will kill me?? Hell no!! I survived it..rnMe:miranda who is he?rnMiranda:he is the guy that slapped me because I didn’t reply his request back in campus(eyes opened in shock)rnMe:are you telling me its the same guy that caused the fight back then?rnMiranda:exactlyrnMember: well my name is matrix a member of the B.W. Miranda we meet here again I was only expecting to see milly and preston here but I am so happy that both of you joined the party. The two of you will pay for leaving me half dead in campus.rnPreston: please dont touch her have your revenge on me I beg yournPresley really loved miranda he was begging matrix like a baby with tears forming in his eyes.rnMatrix:please stop behaving like turned an adolescent….. its disgusting. No matter what you do I will pay my revenge right now and here.rnHe smiled at miranda wickedly which made her got her self very close to presley. He still dragged her but he couldnt separate her from presley because she hugged him very tight.rnMiranda:presley please dont allow him take me please dont….(crying)rnPresley was touched but still couldn’t do anything as he was tied..rnPresley: matrix please stop have mercy on her have your revenge on me and leave her out of the issue. Please…rnMatrix: why should I leave her out of the issue when she was the cause of the issue??rnMiranda: please let go of me matrix please..rnMatrix finally dragged her from presley to the middle of the room. He pulled his trouser to his knee length and smiled wickedly at presley.rnI remembered miranda helping me out with brenden so I also went to matrix but before I could say or do anything, brenden held me preventing me from moving..rnBrenden: we’ll get your revenge back matrix. I have always thought of how to get my revenge on presley but I will be hurting milly if I had used miranda…rnMiranda: please leave me alone….. dont do this to me(shouting and crying)rnMe : please matrix, please leave her out of this she dont deserve it….rnBrenden: will you shut up (yelling at me) instead of you to be concerned about yourself you are worrying over that worthless friend..rnMe: well I forgive you if your stupid brain has been playing tricks on you making you say nonsense..rnPreston: brenden seriously tell me the reason..rnBrenden: you want to know the reason.. I will tell you everything,,, you always get everything. It was presley first oh no it was pedrick park’s love at first then presley and now miranda. Since you have those things I want to end you so as to have access to those things. Do you know how it feels to stand alone? To feel neglected and abandoned by those you love? (crying) please tell matrix to leave her alonernBrenden:will you shut up! I am talking about something affectionate and you are disturbing with that worthless thing..rnMatrix finally unbuttoned her short after raising her skirt. He slept with her in the presence of her boyfriend. She cried her eyes out. Presley eyes turned red all of a sudden and tears dropped down his cheeks. The sight of seeing his girlfriend raped made him angrier than ever. He threw away gis face not wanting to see the scene. Tears dropped from my eyes being unable to do anything for her.

To be continued ..


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I am not a slut. It’s just hard to say NO.Related

The recipe of friendship:

1 cup of sharing

2 cups of caring

3 cups of forgiveness and hugs
Mix all of these together to make Best Friends Forever!Related

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Okon said to his friend Akpos "what should I give my girlfriend as a valentine gift?"
"How does she look?" Akpos asked.
Okon answered "She is one in a million, so sweet, pretty, black beauty, tall, slim, sexy, hot like fire..."
Akpos cut in "Really? "
Okon replied in excitement "Yes o o"
Akpos leaked his lips and said "Then Give her my phone number"


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indian movies [Read it]


5 things Indian movies taught us:
1.Atleast one of the identical twins born is evil..!!
2.While defusing a bomb,don`t worry which wire to cut,you will always choose the right one!!
3.A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up but will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wound..!! 4.A police can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty..!!
5.(Best of all)If you decide to start dancing on street, everyone you meet will know the step..!!
HIT LIKE IF U AGREE!!!


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(Back in chioma's village. Chip a is sitting in her usual chair in the compound, Lara, is pacing up and down with a worried look on her face while Susan is crouching beside chioma's chair, examining her eyes.)
Lara: what more can we do? She hasn't made a sensible statement since we got here, we have been able to get from her is that father took her babies, which we already know. I'm so sick and tired of this nonsense.
Susan: calm down Lara, your mother has been I'll for eighteen years, do you think your coming back would suddenly change everything? Even if she isn't sick she wouldn't have recognized you without a detailed introduction.
Lara: you know what doctor, I've had enough of this, coming here was totally mistake. We are taking the next available flight back to South Africa.
Susan: where are you going?
Lara: to pack our things.
Susan: you have to take things easy Lara, this might be your only opportunity to know who your mother really is....
Lara: and this is how? Is this how I'm going to get to know her? Just sitting around, waiting. Hoping a miracle will happen and she will speak up?
Susan: she will get better Lara. These things take a lot of time.
Lara: well, I don't have a lot of time. You helped me get here doctor and now, I want to go back and you have to help me again.
Susan: i've been trying my best to help your mother and I believe she will get better, she just needs more time, please Lara, let's stay a few more days.
( Williams walks into the compound with two uniformed policemen.)
Williams: I don't that will be happening.
Lara: father, what? How did you know we are here?
Williams: good question young lady but for now, shutting your mouth is your best option.officer, this is the woman,(point at Susan.) Please, do your job.
Officer 1: madam, you are under arrest for kidnapping.
Susan: kidnapping? You are going to arrest me for kidnapping someone who is no longer a minor under the law? Someone who asked me to help her get back to her roots?( okonkwo, lape and obiageli come out of the hut.)
Okonkwo: what is going on here?
Officer 2: we are police officers we'very come all the way from the city to arrest this woman for kidnapping chief William's daughter.
Okonkwo: well, you do have an arrest to make here, officers, but I think you are arresting the wrong person. ( turns to face Williams.) My in law, is it right to walk into an in laws compound to arrest people? Should you come into this compound to arrest anyone without paying your respect to your in laws?
Williams: with due respect in law, I'm not here for this and I don't have time for this nonsense. I just want my daughter back, and this kidnapper arrested.
Lara: I wasn't kidnapped father, I begged the doctor to help me come to Nigeria and she offered to come with me to look after me. You should be thanking her, not arresting her.
Williams: shut your mouth young lady, or I'll shut it for you. Officers, please do your job, I have a plane to catch in an hour.
Lape: calm down Williams, after all, we all know what you did eighteen years ago. This poor woman is yet to recover from the trauma you made her go through many years ago.(she points to chioma, who doesn't even seem to be aware of her surroundings).
Williams: my dear cousin, you mind your own family business and stay out of mine. Officers, I brought you here to arrest the woman who took my daughter away from me, so don't waste my time or I'll have you relieved of your duties when we get back to the city!
Chioma: (suddenly jumping out of her chair, she lurches at Williams.) She is not your daughter!
(Everyone's suddenly quiet. Obiageli and okonkwo open their mouth in surprise while Lara rushes to her mother's side.)







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I got to the hostel and Ismaeel was so happy to see me, he asked me about my stay at home and i told him everything was fine and i enjoyed my stay at home. I asked about how he was staying in the hostel and if it was that interesting as i believe most of the people in the house also went home for holiday.
Ismaeel: home ke? I can tell you that it was only you and Aminat that went home for the holiday
Me: Who is Aminat
Ismaeel: One of the lady staying downstairs now..the one that uses scarf..
Me: Ohhh…i know her
Ismaeel: she’s back too sha..she came back yesterday
Me: Ohk…so, how was your stay..
Ismaeel: Fine oooo…….something even happened when you were away
Me: ehn ehn…what was that
Ismaeel: esther and Titi fought each other..serious fight ooo
Me: Which one is Esther again?
Ismaeel:Sorry, i forgot you don’t even know any one of them…..You know the slimmest of the ladies staying downstairs, that has a breast that is bigger than her body and has a flat yansh? (Astagfrillahi)
Me: Ahuzubillahi…you don’t have to describe her that way Alfa ismail …..Astagfrillahi (Allah forgive us)
Ismaeel: that is why i said astagfrillahi immediately now..it was a mistake…but do you know the slimmest one among them?
Me: Yes of course……what business do they have in common that will lead to fight
Ismaeel: that was how we saw it oooo…..Titi accused her of trying to seduce her boyfriend
Me: how?
Ismaeel: She said Esther was always in their room with provocating clothes, in fact that particular day, she said she came home and met Esther on their bed with just a tub on and a short mini skirt that expose all her pussy. Her own boyfriend was only putting on boxer and towel rollover her neck.
Me:”i did as if i didn’t hear the vulgar word of pussy Ismaeel uttered”.. How will someone went to a guy house in that kind of dressing…
Ismaeel: Oh…oh, you can ask again…so, the first thing she did was to slap Esther and they started fighting inside the room, i was just hearing voices from our room and trying to go and check, i realized that Esther was already naked, her skirt was nowhere to be found…even the tub she was wearing was pull down, sincerely, the breast was out of this world…it was standing and firm
Me: Ahuzubillahi, stop saying all this Alfa Ismaeel…they are ungodly statement.
Ismaeel: Am very sorry, just trying to explain ni…Astagfrillahi
Me: May almighty Allah forgive us…how did they now settled it
Ismaeel: I had to drag Esther out of the room to our own room, gave her a towel to put all over her waist, went back inside Ezekiel room to fetch her skirt and she dressed back again and went into her room
Me: Does that means nobody was at home that day?
Ismaeel: unfortunately, house was dry that day and we were the only one at home at that particular moment. I thought everything was over until i started hearing noise from outside again. Stepped out and saw that two girls were beating Titi
Me: Two girls?
Ismaeel: Yes….Esther and one of her friend….she was wearing a jean trouser and a top, Ezekiel stepped out to get something at tipper garage so they use the opportunity to drag her out of the room and did justice to her. The funniest thing was that they battered her seriously and torn her own cloth too and as usual, she was not putting on anything. The most unfortunate thing was that it was almost full house in the compound that evening as her own happened in the evening when everybody was back home
Me: laila illa Lahu Mohammed Rosullulahi (There is no God except Allah and prophet Mohammed is his messenger)..who now separated them and how did they settle it
Ismaeel: We separated them and thank God mummy was also back from work, so she called everybody into her room and settled the differences.
Me: What was Esther looking for in his room in the first place?
Ismaeel: She said house was bored as she has been indoor since morning, there was no light and Ezekiel put on generator, infact he was even the one that invited her inside his room and since it was not the first time she was going there, she sees it as nothing until Titi came in and started misbehaving…………..
Me: truth be told, even if he invited her, cant she put on something that covers her body to his room?
Ismaeel: This is hostel now…..you know most of the girls in this school that are not allowed to dress anyhow to school use the opportunity of staying in the hostel to dress as they like, at least there is freedom in mode of dressing in your house even if its not allowed in school
Me: Thats true sha
Ismaeel: Ezekiel also said that it was just a coincidence that Titi met him with his boxers that he just came back from outside and decided to take his birth and it was a surprise to him that Titi reacted that way
Me: Allahu Allam (Allah knows best)…but come to think of it, what will Esther have to do with Ezekel, they have two years different now….she’s in year 3 while Ezekiel is just a fresher so, the distance is much for Esther and Ezekiel to be dating
Ismaeel: Its not by that oooo….Forget level Alfa Abdulrahman, we have seen a situation where a 400level lady is dating a 100level guy…
Me: lailai..for what?……..
Ismaeel: Situations like that happened whenever the guy happened to be loaded with cash or come from a wealthy background….has a car with sugar coated mouth and most importantly know how to play his game very well.

>>

Akpors teacher ask the whole class to draw a goat eating grass, all the student in the class did and summit including akpors, when the teacher was marking he found out that akpors book was empty so he called akpors and ask:
Teacher: akpors why didnt you draw
the goat.
akpors: i did sir may be the goat has
finish eating the grass and
went away.
akpors is still treating the wounds!!!.


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lmao [Read it]


WEEKEND JOKE:
Peter goes into a pharmacy and
says to the pharmacist
"Hello, could you give me
condom? I'm going to my
girlfriend's place for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the
condom and as peter was going
out he returns and says,"Give me
another condom because my
girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she
sees me and I think I might strike
a luck there too." The pharmacist
gives him a second condom and
as Peter was leaving again he
turns back and says "Give me one
more condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty
cute and when she sees me she
always makes eye contact and
since she invited me for dinner I
think she is expecting me to
make a move. During
dinner,peter sat with his
girlfriend on d left, the sister on
his right and the mum facing
him. When the Dad walks in,
Peter lowers his head and starts
the dinner prayer."Dear Lord,
bless this dinner and thank you
for all u've given us".
10minutes after, peter was still
praying "Thank you Lord for your
kindness. ...."
Ten minutes go by, and peter is
still praying, keeping his head
down, very close to d table. They
all looked at each other
surprised, and his girlfriend was
even more surprised than others.
She gets close to him and
whispered, "I didn't know u r so
religious."Peter with his head
still on d table replies, "I never
knew your dad was a
pharmacist


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wrong hole [Read it]


A woman was having sex with her lover in
her apartment, 20 stories high. Suddenly
she heard her husband arrive. She told her
lover, stay like a statue and don't move!
HUSBAND: Who is this? WIFE: This is a
robot I bought to have sex with when
you're travelling. HUSBAND: Ok, let's have
sex now. WIFE: No sweetheart, yesterday I
got my period. So I will go and make a
cup of coffee for you. After she left the
husband said to himself, "Damn it! I'm so
horny, I will f**k this robot!" He tried
having sex with the robot. The lover
started talking in a metallic robotic way,
"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE!" HUSBAND: Damn!
This robot is not working properly. I'm
throwing it out of the window. The lover
realized that he was on the 20th floor, so
he said, "SOFTWARE UPDATED PLEASE
TRY AGAIN!"


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Miss Bea was in her 80`s and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it that was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped, the Minister thought. But he certainly couldn`t mention the strange sight in her parlor.

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer.

“Miss Bea,” he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this,” pointing to the bowl.

Oh, yes,” she replied, “isn`t it wonderful! I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package.

It said, `put it on your organ and keep it wet`, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working, I haven`t had a cold all winter!Related

A man was driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner and even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later,

The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."

The man sets about his task.

Some 45 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.

He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."

The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?"

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver,

topaz,

and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is relieved to know end.

He unlocks the door turns the knob and behind that door, he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound

. . . .

. . . .

. . . .

. . . .

But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

Don't be angry at me... I am Also looking for the guy who sent me this...



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I finally faced the fact that it isn’t a crime not having friends. Being alone means you have fewer problems.

-Whitney HoustonRelated

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The government announced that if you have 5 children your salary will be increased by 50 percent.
A man heard the news and said to his wife, "Darling, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids."
When he came back, he saw only one of his children remaining. He asked, "where are the others?"
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news, "THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM!"


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Loveth: good morning
Maid: madam;where are you coming from?your husband is longing for you
Loveth: really?
Maid: of cause and he try calling you but you left your phone at home
Loveth: yes;i forgot it at home
Jude: were are you coming from?
Loveth: um...uh....assuredly....
Jude: you are not making any sense
Loveth: i went to.....(enter Grace)
Jude: where did you spent the night?
Grace: at my house
Loveth: mom (enter Liz)
Grace: yes;i know your husband will be mad at you for spending the night in my house
Jude: but why didn't you call me?
Loveth: i am sorry
Liz: oh!so the prostitute is back
Grace: Liz wash your mouth
Liz: i wonder how you train this girl
Jude: mom;that is enough,she slept at her mom's place
Liz: so she told you,son please open your eyes this girl is a flirt
Jude: please stop it mom
Liz: alright;she is your wife and not mine(exit Liz)
Grace: do you mind?i want to talk to my daughter
Jude: no problem;baby if you through join me upstair
Loveth: alright(he walked away)thank you mom
Grace: come with me(she walked into her car)what is wrong with you?
Loveth: nothing mom
Grace: where did you slept last night?who are you with?
Loveth: mom;i was with a friend
Grace: which friend?no telling lies
Loveth: i was with superman
Grace: what is wrong with you?for crying out loud you are married what if you get pregnant?what will you tell your husband?i did not bring you up to be sleeping around(Loveth laughed)what is funny?
Loveth: you are. i was with him but i did nothing with him and please mom don't tell anyone about this
Grace: alright;but please don't do it next time
Loveth: i will mom
Grace: i will go ahead
Loveth: take care and please say me well to dad(she hugged her and come down from her car and she drove off)that was really close. Jude(curtain)


Luke: pick up the deem phone(calling Alex)come on(he refuse to pick up)what is wrong with this boy?
Ruth: dad;you didn't come home last night
Luke: i am sorry baby(he touch her)love;please forgive dad
Joan: so it as come to you sleeping out
Luke: Joan;its too early to start this
JOAN: oh!so you went to meet up with her
Luke: will you stop
Muriel: son....
Luke: mom;i did not go to her
Muriel: then where are you coming from because you are not at the hospital
Luke: from Alex
Joan: really(she called Alex)hello
Alex: hi Joan
Joan: did my husband slept at your place
Alex: yes;he was with me through the night
Joan: alright(she end the call)you are lucky
Muriel: what did he say?
Joan: he said they were together(he take a deep breath)
Luke: excuse me
Muriel: alright
Ruth: dad;will you take me to the mall
Luke: of cause(curtain)

Vivian: dear;welcome
Abraham: thank you;Jose come sit
Vivian: who is the young boy with you
Abraham: he is my elder sister's son and he will be living with us
Vivian: alright;little boy what is your name?
Abraham: go on tell her your name
Jose: Jose ma
Vivian: alright;lets go to the kitchen. i know you must be hungry(she held his hand)excuse us(exit Vivian/Jose)
Abraham: this is a starting point(curtain)


Alex: buddy;what is wrong with you?
Luke: nothing;thanks brother,i would had be in serious trouble if you didn't help me
Alex: you welcome;but where did you spent the night?
Luke: at the artwork park
Alex: do you still go there?
Luke: i abandon it for a long time but i really don't know what made me go there
Alex: be truthful;you were distress Luke: kind of;everyone is against me,even my mom and when i get there i saw Loveth
Alex: what?Luke are you insane?do you know you just betrayed your wife trust?
Luke: yes;i know i betrayed her,i feel so dirty inside because i lied to her
Alex: so you spent the night with Loveth
Luke: yes
Alex: are you okay?(he stared at him)
Luke: yes but don't give me that look. we just talk and we slept off not knowing it is morning
Alex: are you sure?
Luke: yes and please don't tell me. you do not believe me also
Alex: i believe you but please be careful
Luke: i will;thank you brother
Alex: anything for you(curtain)

Jude: did you enjoyed your stay with your parent
Loveth: of cause;i am happy i spent time with them
Jude: so you saw your dad
Loveth: of cause and he was really happy
Jude: alright



TO BE CONTINUE.....



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Little Lizy was not the best student in Sunday school.Usually she slept through the class.One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me, Lizy, who created the universe?"When Lizy didn't stir, little Akpos, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her at the back. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Lizy and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.A while later the teacher asked Lizy, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Lizyl didn't even wake up from her slumber.Once again, Akpos came to the rescue and stuck her the pin again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Lizy and the teacher said, "very good," and Lizy fell back to sleep.Then the teacher asked Lizy a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Akpos jabbed her with the pin. This time Lizy jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"The Teacher fainted.


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2015-02-08 10:07:11

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The village of orije in abali community are peace loving nd exemplarily well behaved people. To uplift their beliefs, they preached from one family in d community to the other spreading the word of God. Asanga is another village in Eliojo community, headed by a rich wicke man known as Evuluogwu. He nd his family believed in worshiping idol nd in d sacrificial inspection of animal liver. Evuluogwu has seven illiterate wives, whom he took frm his kinsmen. At night he would leave his compound and crawl to d neighbourhood, looking for preys(d wives of his kinsmen). He was a notorious nd badly behaved fellow, one of d shenanigans among d community's elites alway in trouble with the villagers. His nose stood in d middle of his broad face like that of owl. He did nt waste time with women. He would hold them to ransome wit his money. Evuluogwu was a big-eyed man, who behaved like a mental out-patient, nd could walk distances tirelessly at night holding unto his torch light with aberrant behaviour.


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Creativity is an act of courage. Avoid opinions.

-PauloCoelhoRelated

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...



FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million
naira and someone requests for 2 bags, how much will you have left?



AKPOS: Still my 5 bags dad.



FATHER: (understands how naughty his son might be) What if the person takes the 2 bags forcefully, how much will you have left?



AKPOS: Still my 5 bags and one dead body


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A woman brought her daughter to Akpos house to complain about him.
'Your son told my daughter to kiss him in front of the whole class!'. She complained.
'Akpos, why did you tell her to kiss you in front of the whole class? You could have told her to kiss you privately na.' Akpos dad said.
The woman said, 'No! no! no! He shouldn't have asked for a kiss from her.'
'Yes my son, you shouldn't have asked for a kiss. She is meant to give you the kiss!'. Akpos dad expressed.
'No! You are not getting me. I mean to say it's wrong for your son to ask my daughter for a kiss!'. The woman said.
Akpos dad said, 'That's right Akpos my son! Why ask her daughter to kiss you, when you could just kiss her!'.
The woman angrily left with her daughter.


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