Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:

MY FIRST TIME [Read it]



Girl: I was scared because it was my first time doing
it,I just heard people say its painful and he said 2
me I must open and I opened slowly and he said
I must not be scared,he wont hurt me,then I
opened,he puts it in slowly(ouch). I felt like I
could cry,but I was 2 shy that people will hear
me in the other rooms,he asked that if it was
hurting......But I couldn't reply. Tearz were rolling
down and my eyes were closed,he then removed
it and said;:I told u that I won't hurt u,and I
smiled and said;:Thank u Doctor,4 removing this
teeth,it really troubled me. Na wao see as u just
concentrate dey read am..bad minds. Iolz
#Funny_king


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2016-02-10 17:56:17

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Akpos and his friend Rukewe and Musa went deep into the forest and the canibals caught them. they promise to leave them if the pass their test.
The king of canibals asked them to go and bring 10 fruit of the same type.
Three of them set on a trip seperately.Rukewe first came back with ten apple.
The king asked him to force it into his Anus without expressing any feeling on his face.Rukewe forced the first one it enter the second one he show out a feeling of pain.they killed him.
Akpos came back with beries and the king told him the sametin.he forced the beries from 1 to 8,on the ninth one he burst out a big laugh.the killed him
Akpos and Rukewe met in heaven.and the following conversation erupted.
Rukewe:why do u burst out laughing y u knw that u av almost finished
Akpos:i saw Musa coming with pineapples


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2015-07-01 19:50:01

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There were two people having sex when
the man took off his condom and threw
it out the window. His girlfriend told him to go pick it up
and so he put on clothes real quick and
went out to get it. When he got to the
street he saw a kid holding the condom. He asked the kid to give him the
condom and the kid said no. So the guy
offered $5 for it and the kid said no.
Then he offered $35 for it and the kid
gave it to him. The guy left and the kid faced his
friends with a big smile. When they asked him why he was
smiling he told them "Because I sold
that chocolate wrapper for $35 and I
had already licked the whipped cream
off it."
#BOLLY_SMART™


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2016-03-08 20:45:24

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Good Friends [Read it]


One day, I came back home late in the night.
DAD: Where are you coming from?
ME: I was at my friend's house.
DAD: Okay...
Right there and then, my dad called ten of my friends.
4 of them said I was still in their house.
2 said I just left their house.
3 even went as far as saying, "Let me give him the phone..."


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2016-05-09 19:17:08

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MARA episode 9 [Read it]


my doctor p.o.v still continue:
I watched as her lips danced on…
The short, curly strands of hair at the sides of her face looked beautiful as thin streams of sweat cascaded down her face.
“These are incisions” she said, softly and I smiled
“As if I knew” I said in my heart
I held her back and patted her.
“It’s going to be alright my dear sister. It takes the revelation of the problem to proffer solutions to it. Since God has shown us what it is, then we already know the battle we are fighting” I explained.
I had been a victim of incisions and I knew just how to face it.
It’s nothing but through God’s divine power.
Before I gave my life to Jesus, I had a disease called epilepsy and this had really caused me many valuables plus disgrace in the public place.
I remembered when I was still at the college when a guy who had been a very close friend proposed to me jokingly and while we smiled over it, he had pushed me with the tip of a finger and the disgrace came again!
I started gasping
I fell to the ground with a thud!
I started foaming
Because of this experience, Amos, my very good friend deserted me.
I lost my family, I lost Amos my bosom friend, I was really being stigmatized and I was almost giving up.
Then, one day, my mother called me suddenly, asked me to get into her ‘cabu-cabu’ car and off she drove me to one mud house in her village.
I thought it was a joke until I was given something greenish to drink and before I knew it, I was asleep.
By the time I woke up, it was so brutal, what had happened to me.
My long, dark hair was gone- my head was scraped clean!
My hands peppered from the cuts of incisions- 21 on my right hand, 21 on the left hand, 14 on my forehead, and 14 behind my neck.
I couldn’t weep that day as I felt the frustration that my mum felt that could have made her do such to me.
She apologized as she wept that she just had to save me from the disease that ravaged me then.
And it worked!
…or it looked like it worked!
Until five months later when the problem returned with full force.
If the ailment lasted for 22 hours before the ‘traditional operation’ was carried on me, it increased to about 50 hours.
That was when I realized that it is only when God gives gift to a man that he adds no sorrow to it.
The devil gives you a single thing then he takes about an hundred things from you in return!
I met Jesus when I attended a crusade and I gave my life to Jesus.
“Mrs. Olowo, I can relate to what you are going through as well. Check my body well and you would see quite a number of incisions in there.” I started
Her eyes widened
“Really! Even doctors believe in traditional powers?” she asked so surprised
I smiled
“Well, I got the incisions before I gave my life to Jesus and I really did regret it” I said, surveying her face for her reaction
“You regret it? Isn’t it supposed to be the reason why you are still hale and hearty? Isn’t it why your work is going on well with no issue?” she spoke on naively, looking at me as if I was the weird one
“But what about you? Are the incisions working for you? If they are, why are you finding it difficult to do certain things? Why?” I asked and her enthusiasm died a bit
“Well…” she said and observed a very long pause
“The truth is this my dear sister, the devil gives no man anything good” I said firmly and she shook her head
“Of course I know. But I am alive only because I am well secured and safe through the powers imputed in me. If not for the incisions and all, my case would have been a no no!” She explained, so sure of her conviction.
I shook my head
Oh what blindness!
“So, what of Jesus? Where is the power he promised? Is he not able to save or deliver? Is that what you are saying? That Jesus is powerless?” I bombarded her with the seemingly millions of questions
She gripped my arm suddenly and squeezed it
“I didn’t say that” she said
“So, what were you saying? Explain in clear terms” I so hated it when my Lord and Savior is being underrated by anyone because He had so done marvelous things for me.
“You had incisions too. Why?” she asked, pouting her mouth in argument
I cleared my throat
I was ready to fight this to the end
God’s name must be glorified
“It was because of Epilepsy”
She smiled
“And it did stop after the traditional intervention, didn’t it?” she smiled as if she had won the case.
I was interested in the point she was driving at so, I nodded
“Oh yes, it did stop!” I said and she smiled widely, clapping her hands together
“God isn’t as strict as we have painted him to be. In fact, the Bible says, heaven helps those who help themselves…”
Misquote of the scriptures, oh God!
“My doctor, God seems slow sometimes. Where you expect him to act, he wouldn’t act but when you do not expect him to act, that’s when he would act. So, we have to consult the gods while still worshipping God because they are just like messengers to him” she killed it all.
TBC


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PRINCIPAL: Why Were U Absent Yesterday?
AKPOS: I Attended A Burial
PRINCIPAL: Hmmmm ! Akpos The Lateness Specialist, Nothing Will Stop Me From Punishing U. Now
Answer Me......Who Died?
AKPOS: Thank you, Principal, The First Son Of The Cousin Of My Grand Mother's Youngest Nephew Who Is
Also The Youngest Stepbrother To The Woman Who Gave Birth To My
Uncle's Youngest Step-Son and He Was Also........... ...!
PRINCIPAL: Alright....
Alright. ..Pls!...That's Enough...!.. Just
Go To The Class!
ONE WORD FOR SMART AKPOS




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2014-12-18 18:43:35

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Enyeama [Read it]


Enyeama Has Quit Eagles Job.


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funny dad [Read it]


My dad and my mum were watching one American
movie yesterday evening, when I heard the sound
from the movie, I decided to join them, as we were
watching the movie, a young boy like my age
started romancing his madam's sister, they kissed
and when the guy's hand crossed the girl’s private
part, I looked straight into my dad’s eyes and I
noticed that his eyes has changed, then all my
attention went straight to the video. They were still
kissing, when they both fell into the chair close to
them I knew something was about to happen and
the guy was about to open the girl's bra . . .when
MY DADDY looked at me with hard eyes and
shouted with a loud voice
“MICHEAL" have you ironed the car”??OK


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who is right [Read it]


DAD: What's 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
DAD: Idiot! You can't answer such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill you.
AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a 1000 naira note and
a 500 naira note which would you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will
kill you.


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A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, “What is your name and address ?”

“I am Santa, of no fixed address.”

The cop turns to Banta, and asks the same question.

“I am Banta, and I live in the flat above Santa.”Related

Sleeping naked is all fun and games til your alarm doesn’t wake you up so your parents have to.

~ Author UnknownRelated

Rajnikanth eliminates two stones with one bird.Related

What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?

A: Rajnigandha!Related

Sophia was shocked. A million questions ran
through her mind. When? Why? How? The
General never makes himself available
physically. On one hand she could count the
number of agents in the Corporation that had
seen the General face to face. Whenever the
General makes an appearance, something was
definitely not right. She opened her mouth but
no words came out.
“Hello Agent S” The General said
He was seated on the far left corner in the
room on a wooden chair by the reading table.
He crossed his legs and smiled.
“Good Evening General. What do I owe this
huge visit?” Sophia replied with a little bit of
restored calm. She backed the door and folded
her arms.
“S. Of all my lieutenants, you are the closest
to my heart. I place you even above my son,
Tawo. So far, you haven’t given me any reason
to regret my decision.” The General said,
getting up from the chair.
He walked towards Sophia and stood less than
two yards in front of her. His eyes pierced
hers. His stare was strong, authoritative, and
commanding. She didn’t flinch. She
maintained her calm demeanor. She almost
smiled.
“Sophia, is anything wrong? Is there
something you need help with? I can reassign
Project Eva to Shina and give you a long
deserved break, maybe a vacation at the
Caribbean.” The General said.
Sophia did not break the gaze.
“I am perfectly fine sir. I will deliver the
project. Things are looking good. Sean is
already on his prerequisite professional
training and Eva has been emotionally
stabilized for her role. Getting her to give up
her emotions, her loved ones and her career
was the tricky part, but that has been done.
She understands what needs to be done and is
ready to begin. We are getting her ready for
the physicals.” Sophia replied.
“Okay. Anything else I should be aware of?”
The General asked.
Sophia paused for a while. She tried to read
the General’s expression but it was blank. The
man was as cold as ice.
“I have everything under control General.”
Sophia insisted.
The General shrugged and walked away from
Sophia. He went to her bed, dipped his hand
under the wooden support and dragged out a
small bottle of Vodka. The bottle was half full.
Sophia was surprised. How did the General
know that she kept a bottle under her bed?
“Don’t look so surprised. I know everything
about you.” The General said. He took the
bottle and walked to the door. He turned.
“I know what you just did and where you went.
You did your best. Sorry about Marshal. I
have sent an elite squad to pick up his body. I
do not expect the Colonel to be around when
the squad gets to Ahmed’s residence. But if he
is, he would be taken dead or alive. I know
everything that goes on with my Lieutenants.
If I keep doing everything myself, how would
any of you be good enough to become
General? I lie low because I need you to prove
me wrong. I am disappointed in all of you.
You are still on track with Project Eva. I will
still leave that to you. But just one mistake
from you and you will be sorry. Leave the
Colonel to me. I am going to handle him.” The
General said and walked out of the door.
Sophia had had enough for one night. She
didn’t bother taking off her clothes as she laid
on the bed, drifting into a long, much needed
sleep.
*******************************************
The Colonel entered the bedroom in exactly 15
minutes, holding a syringe. He grabbed
Ahmed’s leg and shook them, waking him up.
He sat up sluggishly. He still felt sleepy. The
Colonel gently slapped Ahmed’s cheeks
several times.
“Wake boy. We have to move!” The Colonel
said.
He tapped Ahmed’s wrist. When he got a vein,
he injected the serum into Ahmed’s body.
“That should fix you. Do not carry anything
that would slow us down. Just your phones,
your ATM cards and a face cap. Remember
your guns,” The Colonel said.
Five minutes later, both men hurried out of the
compound in Ahmed’s Mazda mpv with the
Colonel at the wheel. As they turned into the
freeway, two black military Ford Vans went
passed them and into Ahmed’s street. The
Colonel sensed danger and stepped on the
accelerator. The Colonel checked his rear view
mirror as he drove, looking out for any tracers.
He had driven for about 6 minutes when he
noticed a black land cruiser jeep tailing him.
“Son, look in the rear view mirror. Notice
anything?” The Colonel asked Ahmed.
Ahmed looked in the mirror. He studied the
mirror for a couple of minutes.
“We have a tail Uncle.” Ahmed replied.
“Now, this is how you lose a tracker. Watch
me” The Colonel said.
The Colonel stepped on the accelerator,
increasing his speed to 100km/hr. There were
few cars on the express way. The Land Cruiser
jeep was no longer in view. Ahmed smiled.
“That was easy.” Ahmed said grinning.
The Colonel kept a straight face and his eyes
on the rear view. A few minutes later, the jeep
materialized.
“What took you so long?” The Colonel said to
himself, a little smile creeping up his face.
“Put on your seat belt Ahmed. It’s going to be
a very rough ride.” The Colonel said.
Ahmed quickly strapped himself in his chair.
The Colonel switched to the final gear and hit
the accelerator. He sped past other cars on
the high way, swerving left and right without
reducing speed. The tires screeched as the
swerved. Ahmed was surprised at how the
Colonel was still able to switch on the
trafficator just before he swerved and overtook
the cars. The Colonel had completely forgotten
that a brake existed.
The jeep was coming very close to them now,
as both vehicles moved at high speed. The
Colonel swerved to the right lane, taking his
feet off the accelerator. As the car’s speed
dropped steadily, the jeep got closer. The jeep
left the car’s rear swerved left and was
coming level with The Colonel.
“Yes. More…Just a little more…” The Colonel
said,
“Ahmed, Give me your gun. Now!” The Colonel
barked.
Ahmed handed over his .43 automatic pistol
to his Uncle. As the jeep reduced speed, the
colonel took the gun in his left hand. He rolled
down his window, aimed and shot the jeep’s
front tyre. There was a deafening sound as the
tyre burst and began to wobble. The Colonel
suddenly stepped on the accelerator, catching
his tracker unawares.
He was about 20 meters away when he
suddenly stepped on the brakes and swerved
the steering in a U-turn. The tires screeched.
The jeep was moving at 40km/hr now, trying
to balance and park properly. The Colonel put
the car in gear 2, approaching the jeep’s
direction. He hit the brakes, got his head out
of the window and aimed at the jeep’s driver
as the car got closer. The man driving the
jeep, sensing danger opened the door and
tried to get out. The Colonel pulled the
trigger. It was a head shot. The bullet pierced
the windscreen, hitting the driver on his
forehead.
The Colonel put the car in reverse. As he
reversed, he aimed at the fuel tank on the
jeep. He fired. The jeep went up in flames.
Ahmed curled up in his chair as he watched in
awe at everything his uncle did. The Colonel
turned the car around, moved forwards far
away from the burning car and parked.
He looked at Ahmed. He smiled as he opened
the door.
“Take the wheel. Let’s get out of here.”
THREE YEARS LATER . . .

>>

A full-moon is nine times brighter than a half-moonRelated

Akpos is a footballer who plays for one of the leading clubs in the world. His team-mates advised him to prepare answers in advance for post-match interviews because his English isn’t that good. They had a few mock interviews, and told him to answer exactly the same way during the live interviews because they usually ask the same questions. But it backfired spectacularly, as this never-before-se?en interview shows. REPORTER: Akpos, firstly, I hear that your wife is pregnant. That’s fantastic news, Congratulations?! AKPOS: Yes, thank you. All credits goes to my teammates. Everyone worked hard for it, especially Emake Chiguoze. It was a tight situation when he came in, but his performance was great, with the help from Taiwo Ogunsanya, who looked like he was really enjoying himself. Special thanks to Kwame Adjo for finding space from impossibly tight angles. And not forgetting George Abbey, who showed lots of energy when everyone was tired. The reporter fainted!


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Mr. Dickson, the science teacher, asked his 4th graders one day if anyone knew how to put 2 holes into 1 hole.


Since no one was able to answer the question, he told the kids to go home and ask their fathers. They came back the next day and still no one knew the answer.


“Look,” said Mr. Dickson while holding his index finger against his thumb, forming a little “zero.”


“This is one hole, my nose has 2 holes, and I can put my hand over my nose and make my nose holes appear inside this other hole.”


“Aaaaaaahhhhhh,” said the children.


The next day, Little Johnny stood up and said, “Mr. Dickson, my daddy wants to know if you know how to put 7 holes in 1 hole.


“Hmmmm,” he thought, “How can you put 7 holes in 1? Well, I’ll be darned; I don’t know how to do that. Um, did your father tell you how to?”


“Yes,” said Little Johnny, “You take a flute and shove it up your ass!”Related

Barely 24 hours after MMM founder, Sergey Mavrodi wrote an open letter to Nigerian Authorities, early Tuesday, the scheme announced freezing of participants’ monies for one month.
In a letter posted on the scheme’s website, MMM said; “As usual,.... READ MORE AT

The kiss [Read it]


A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…


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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.

CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.

CONGREGATION: Amen!


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Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love
Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.


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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.

~ Zsa Zsa GaborRelated

Santa had arrived early at the stadium for the first cricket game of the series between local rival teams only to realize that he had left his ticket at home. Not wanting to miss any of the first inning, he went to the ticket booth and got in a long line for another seat. After an hour`s wait he was just a few feet from the booth when a voice called out, “Hey, Banta!” He looked up, stepped out of line and tried to find the owner of the voice-with no success.Then he realized he had lost his place in the line, and had to go back to the end of the line and wait all over again.


After he had purchased his ticket, he was thirsty, so he went to buy a coke. The line at the concession stand was also very long. But since the game hadn`t started he decided to wait. Just as he got to the window, a voice called out”Hey, Banta!” Again He tried to find the voice and got out of line as he wandered looking for the owner of the voice. But no luck.


He was very upset as he got back in line for his coke.Finally he had his coke and took his seat eager for the game to begin. As he waited for the first pitch, he heard the voice calling, “Hey, Banta!” once more.


Furious, He stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs,”My name isn`t Banta!”Related

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The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it.To make matters worse, the patient was a gentleman in his late sixties who had been admitted after a heart attack. As se nervously set her equipment up, she confessed to the patient that she had never given a full bed bath before.“I’ll tell you what,” he said, “how about if you wash as far down as possible, and as far up as possible, and then I’ll wash possible?”Related

This is funny... As I bounced entering the
Exam hall,I had just one prayer on my mind
which is God pls let me sit close to anybody
that's intelligent, because the stupid boy i
paid to send me the answers on my phone
seems to be misbehaving. But God finally
answered my prayer, the girl sitting close to
me was an Albino & she wore
recommended eyeglass, so i knew for sure
that she was intelligent. As the exam
commenced, the albino girl started to
misbehave. She covered her answers, but
me as a sharp guy and reelest BaddoSneh, i
spied the answers from a deadly angle. And
when it was remaining just 5 minutes to go,
the girl caught me spying from her and
started shouting at me, but i just ignored
her since I'm almost done copying... The
next thing i heard was my phone's message
tune, the guy had finally sent the answers, i
sighed & then told the invigilator to give Me
a fresh answer booklet. I then tore the 1 i
copied from the albino girl & threw paper at
Her. I kept the fresh booklet on top of my
table then used a coded style to open the
message on my phone.. The next thing i saw
was "To download ShakitiBobo by Olamide
as your caller tune, text 484 to 4100 - From
Mtn". And I was like #Reel_HenrieSneh



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Thunder for sell
1.wen u carry babe enter ur father house nd wen una come out ur papa sister call ur mum tell her waitin happen nd u wan fire her thunder.
2. When ur uncle collect ur account number de tenth time nd u want fire am thunder.
3.When u catch ur boyfreind/girlsfriend with ur bestfriend on ur bed sweating nd u want fire thunder.
4. After waiting for someone to be throught from public toilet, nd wen it is ur turn u enter nd could not undress urself before de poop comes out nd u need thunder to fire de person.
5. U nare under ur parents nd in de morning before dey go to work dere was lighg(nepa) but immediately dey left de light follow them nd go until dey return before de light comes back, nd u want thunder to fire nepa.
6. After staying in secondary school for 6 years on ur ss3 wen u wanted to write waec but dere was no money, nd u write ur waec on de next year nd u want thinder to fire poorverty.
Pls if u need thunder for other things or those things mentioned above just like nd comment i will send thunder for u.


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1+1 [Read it]


A teacher asked his students, "1+1=?".


Akpos, his student, stood up and responded, "4".


A man passing by over heard the answer, shook his head and said to himself, "My God! This government will kill us in this country oh. Everything has increased; transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuffs,... everything! Even 1+1 which used to be 2 has now gone up to 4."


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Chapter 3 (twist of fate) rnIt is a silent morning, Haqq had waken early to prepare for the journey back to kogi state, this time around he won't be going back with rahimat. because, she is going to spend a couple of weeks with her aunty before deciding if to travel or not. so that left haqq with no choice.rnHe took taxi to the park and got himself a nice seat before he know it they are set to take off, the journey lasted for 7hours and by the time he reached his place it was already past 5pm. Two of his siblings lateef 7 and Mubarak 5 were the first to see him they scream in joy and rush forward to hug thier big bro. 'the shout made by the siblings alerts mrs aishat who was in the kitchen that his son is back she quickly dashed out to greet haqq.rnMrs aishat: am so happy to see you look at how u lean haba u no dy chop food for dia rnHaqq: haba mum i dy chop oooo but the stress is too much for dia... He said with a grin face by the way where is dad?rnMrs aishat: he just went out rnHaqq: what of my sisters zuleihat and hadizarnMrs aishat: they both went to islamiyya,...oya come make i give u food or do u want to take ur bath firstrnHaqq: make i chop firstrnIn the evening around 7pm mr salawu returned and met haqq presence rnHaqq: dad welcome rnMr salawu: my son good to see u how is school rnHaqq: fine sirrnMr salawu: wow i hope the exam u wrote wasnt so difficult?rnHaqq: no sir, i read hard and it wasnt difficult for me at allrnMr salawu: thats my boyrnHaqq was happy it has been long since he chat with his father like this and the evening was a memorable one for all the families..rnThe next day... rnHaqq woke up very early, he is now used to it due to the fact that he normally have lectures as early as 8am and mass comm students are large in numbers so in other to get front seat u have to be in school as early as 7am., he was the only one to be awake, other members of the family are still sleeping,... he taught of his friend kareem and wonder why his number is no longer going through for the past few days (may be thats why he couldn't inform him that he will be in kogi shortly)rnHe decided to visit Kareem's house after breakfast ,...soon all the family members are awake his siblings are almost running out of time for school so they were all rushing, mrs aishat was already in the kitchen preparing breakfast, after a couple of minutes breakfast was set and everyone ate the akara and pap prepared by mrs aishat, haqq siblings all left for school but something caught haqq to imagine why his dad is not up for work... He knows that his dad never goes to work late and on a good day he normally wokes up as early as five to pray and watch news then by 7am he is already dressed up but all these have changed and this changes begged for a question... rnHaqq: dad aint you going to work today?rnMr salawu: (sigh heavily ).... I have been sacked and i no longer workrnHaqq: what? (he was shocked at this breaking news) when did this happen? rnMr salawu: getting to a month now if am not mistaken rnHaqq: why didnt u guys tell me? (his facial expression shows he is deeply touched) rnMrs aishat: we dont want to distract you knowing that you will be writing exams and you need total concentration.. Dont worry God is in control we will survive,..she added (one good thing about mrs aishat is that she is strong and never worry about her problems , she rather seek a way forward.)rnHaqq: nawa ooo just like thatrnMr salawu: the power holding company of nigeria have just been privatize and is now known as AEDC (abuja electricity distribution company) they sacked many of usrnHaqq: hope they compensate you guysrnMr salawu: yes but you know my position in the office is at junior level cos i didnt attain higher degree i worked with my ssce certificate and i wasnt given promotion unlike others who work with bsc or masters so the money they gave us the junior staff is small.. rnHaqq: how much did they paid you?rnMrs aishat: (she was listening eagerly hoping mr salawu will tell them how much he was paid...cos the last time she asked him the same question he didn't give them any reply)rnMr salawu: like i said it just a small token dont worry i will find something to invest on so that the money is well utilized.rnHaqq and mrs aishat were disappointed that in this critical time of thier life mr salawu has choose not to opened his financial status to them and angrily mrs aishat pour out her mindrnMrs Aishat: you should be ashamed of yourself who are u hiding ur money from is it me or your children, instead of you to tell us how much you were paid so that we can think of a profitable business to invest on you are here hiding it.rnMr salawu: whats your problem woman?... He asked angrily is it your money? If you have brain to do business why are u not working? rnMrs aishat was shocked at his husband utterance and haqq was fuming in anger cos he dont like it when his father or anyone insult his mother but he manage to calm his temper.. rnMrs aishat: didnt i told you on several Occasion that i need money to do business and what did u do about it, u keep telling me you are capable of taking care of your family but the truth is that you are insecure.rnMr salawu: i agree am insecure if you have problem with that you are free to pack your things and leave my house...he said authoritatively (this didnt go down well with haqq)rnHaqq: dad this is not fair, i know you refuse to allow her do any business even though you knew all my mum wanted is to support you and the family...do you think if she leave now only you can take care of the house and my siblings?....pls and pls this is the time for you to unite your family and find a way foward all these argument should stop ( haqq speak like never before being in school has toughened him alot and now his duty as the first child of the family is gradually taken effect) rnMr salawu didnt say anything again having seen haqq reaction he now knew his boy of then is now a man so he must thread carefully but mrs aishat was still fuming and she didnt stop throwing shades)rnHaqq decide to find a place to cool his head and the taught of Kareem sprung his head going to kareem house will be a great relief for him... He taught and zoom off immediately,rnAt kareem house:rnHaqq knocked the door of his friend house every where was quiet it seems no living soul is currently living there and this makes him to wonder where everybody had gone to. In the process of wondering Kareem's mother opened the door and she immediately gave haqq a warm welcomernKareem's mother: my son wow good to see you how is school?rnHaqq: school is fine ma, how are you and the rest of families?rnKareem's mother: we are managing oooo pls come inside ( she led haqq inside )rnHaqq: ma where is Kareem?, his number is no longer going through, i hope all is well with him. rnKareem's mother: he is fine ooo, he lost his phone recently and currently he is staying with his uncle in Abuja.. rnHaqq: wow (his heart beats in disarray, his only source of relief is far away) but ma, is there no way i can contact him?rnKareem's mother: i will give u his airtel number, i already told him to go and do welcome back for his MTN sim so that friends and families can reach him but u know ur friend he is very stubborn.rnHaqq smiled, what a relief at least i will be able to communicate to my friend even though he is not here physically.. He taught as he collect the number from Kareem's mother.rnHaqq: thank you ma i should be on my way now rnKareem's mother: haba so soon at least let me you offer you something to eat nowrnHaqq: dont worry ma, Am ok... thanks for the number.rnKareem's mother: u are welcome,.. pls my regards to your parents rnHaqq: they will hear.rnOn his way haqq quickly recharge his line and dial kareems number rnKareem: hellornHaqq: odogwu rnKareem: no vex abeg na who dy show me love? rnHaqq: see ur mouth na me jor haqqrnKareem: my guy long time hw school now rnHaqq: fine ooo rnKareem: how you take get my numberrnHaqq: na mumsy give me ooo i just dy leave ur house sefrnKareem: chaiiiii u dy kogi me wey i dy miss u die how u nwrnHaqq: o boy i dy ooo me wey i wan cum gist you as i come kogi na big problem i come meet for house rnKareem: haba wetn happen nw rnHaqq: guy make we gist in the evening if you get timernKareem: haba u b my guy there is always time for you.... He said in assuring tone (which means thier friendship means alot)rnHaqq: ok nw i go halla u in the evening rnKareem: just flash me i go call you rnHaqq: big boy ( they both laughed and haqq cut the call) rnHaqq went home and met his mum sleeping the house was quiet and he had no idea where his father went to and his siblings are yet to return from school the day still young,... Haqq was feeling a bit hungry this is just past 12pm he dash into the kitchen and help himself with garri there is no sugar and kuli kuli in the house he rushed to the nearest shop and bought the necessary ingredient that will give the garri a nice look.. rnHe took the garri and enter his room to take a nap but he couldn't sleep he was busy thinking about his family problem, well atleast if we start the right business we will survive he assured himself hoping on the money the company gave his dad...rnOn a second thought we dont even know how much they gave my dad, the stubborn man refuse to tell us... What if the money is not enough for us to start business?.... He questioned himself,..well i dont know where life is leading us to but i must manned up and start doing something.rnThe day fade away fastly and it is already evening he taught of calling his friend so that they can gist he picked his phone and dialed his number,.. Kareem cut the call and call haqq back as he promised earlierrnHaqq: my guyrnKareem: baba ooooo i just dy think of you since ...how are you man?rnHaqq: i no go lie you am confused and very worried. rnKareem: wetn happen my guy talk to mernHaqq: guy my dad have been sacked rnKareem: what? tell me u are joking manrnHaqq: i no fit joke with this kind thing ooornKareem: am sorry man but since ur father is an electrician he can applied in the local government or he can be going to sites to see if he can get contract to wire houses and all that.. rnHaqq: na true ooo i never taught of it na why i dy miss u b dis rnKareem: u no well ooo guy wat of those gals for school. rnHaqq: o boy forget those gals na rahimat be d kokornKareem: ehe oya gist me which level una dn dy nw rnHaqq: o boy i dn enter dat gal she sweet like kukuwache.... He said boastfully like somebody who have win worldcup finalrnKareem: o boy ehhhh i dy feel u...(he replied happily as if he was the one that enter the gal.)rnThe discussion continue for a very long time and the boys were up to no good from sex talk to school stuff.., the only moral thing in thier discussion was the family issue going on in haqq family and kareem determination to further his education.rnThe boys end the call and the time was already 9:30pm, haqq went inside the kitchen he hadn't taken his dinner because of his phone call with his friend,... now the worms are at play and he must feed them.rnIt is time for haqq to go back to school and he was very happy at least he dont want to witness any further commotion coming from his household, mr salawu has totally become lazy he will sleep from money till evening the only reason you will see mr salawu awake is when he want to eat or want to toilet.. and mrs aishat have been complaining about this sudden change of behavior, she feared if mr salawu continue like this the family will be faced with massive suffering,. Mr salawu is not concerned in investing with the little they have now and he has never attempt to find a new job.. How will he take care of his family? A rhetorical question with no answer.....rnHaqq got all he want for school different provisions were arranged for him at least there is still money in his father's hand and Is still early to experience hardship.rnThe next day he load all his thing and was escorted to the park by his mother, mr salawu didn't follow them this time around.... when they reached the park mrs aishat insist haqq should eat because the journey is a long one, they both went to the restaurant while the driver is still looking for passengers, while they were eating mrs aishat start a conversation.rnMrs aishat: my son you have to be strong for us, shebi u see the situation wey we dy now, your father is not helping matters at all,.. instead of him to open business for me so that i go fit support the family, he instead prefer to useless the money.rnHaqq: dont worry things will be alright you shouldn't wait for my father to open business for you because from the look of things he does not have plan... if there is any opportunity of work that you know you can do just grab it...i promise you... i will work hard for us okay?.... He said, assuring his motherrnMrs aishat: i hear you my son God will be with you as you journey to zariarnHaqq: amen!!! lets go back, the bus should be full by now.rnThey both went to the park and the bus was almost full, they waited for a couple of minutes before the bus was fully loaded and in no time the bus was set to depart. haqq wave at his mother as the bus set in motion.rnHaqq was looking unhappy while in the bus the taught of his family grip his mind he was thinking when his phone rang it was rahimat calling rnHaqq: dear hwfar nowrnRahimat: love i dy ooo hope you are still coming todayrnHaqq: yes ooo i dy road sef rnRahimat: i wish u safe journey bring better come ooornHaqq: smiled..... No worry i am fully prepared for you he said naughtily rnRahimat: bad boy till you come byernHaqq: byernThey caught the call,, let me tell you... rahimat didnt travel she was in zaria all through with her sister, i guess the enjoyment was too much and she always chat with haqq on phone frequently but haqq never told her about his problem... rnIt was past 5pm haqq is already in zaria he feel a bit relief the taught of making love to rahimat makes him excited he offload his luggages from the taxi he board to his house, when he has settled down he called his parents that he has reached.. after their conversation he called rahimat and she promised to come tomorrow which is sunday because it is late already.rnThe following day rahimat came as promised she was entertained by haqq as usual and they made passionate love rnwhy didnt you travel sef?? haqq asked...rnRahimat: well i really enjoy my sister place and beside i have lived in kogi all my life i want my people to miss me wella before i go back. rnHaqq: bad gal rnRahimat: gist me now how ur side for kogirnHaqq: boring.... my friend don travel go abuja and i just dy like delernRahimat: eyaaa na why i no wan travel be that sef rnIs getting late i should be going says rahimatrnOk nw make i see you off hope you are prepared becos we dy resume tomorrow replied haqqrnRahimat: yes oooo that means we go jam for school Tomorrow rnHaqq: yea rnWell things was going on fine between haqq and rahimat.. They both shared the same seat as usual and do thier naughty things wen the need arise.., rahimat have moved from his sister place to her rented apartment and only visit her on weekends.rnO boy i hear say result go soon commot ooo says vincent (Vincent is the closest person to haqq after rahimat..he has a striking personality, he is intelligent and love women and food with all his heart) rnHaqq: how u take know say result go soon comotrnVincent: na class rep tell me,,..u no say he dy relate well with the dean of study infact we should be expecting it in one weeks time.rnHaqq: see as my mind they cut no shaking sha.rnVincent: dont worry nothing dy happen rnOne week laterrnVincent: haqq where u dy result don commot oornHaqq: wow u mean am rnVincent: yes now, o boy i clear all my papers. rnHaqq: ok i dy come, congrat thoughrnIn a couple of minutes haqq was in school his heart beating like the way mike tyson beat fraizer he reached the notice board where the result was pasted, he stroll his hand down to where his matric number is and follow the grade accordingly he was impressed with what he is seeing all seems to be going soomthly untill he saw F9 his heart pound again which course be dis wey i get F9? after all the A's and B's i scored in the rest of the subject he traced his GP and it was a strong 2.1 (3.80gpa) well not bad but i must find out why i failed this course...rnHe was about to leave the school when he saw rahimat and Vincent they exchanged greetings rnVincent: i dn dy look for u nw how ur result rnHaqq: 3.80 CgparnRahimat: wooow u are the bossrnVincent: thats my boy well mine is 3.75rnRahimat: mine is 3.80 too rnHaqq: well i have a problem i have carry over in Tvjs103rnBoth Vincent and rahimat were shocked how can someone with 3.80gpa still have carry over?rnVincent: that should be mr agada coursernRahimat: what? rnHaqq: guyz i will go to his office to confirm tomorrow why i failed his course cause is not just possible i read hard and am sure i did well.rnVincent: that will be better but your brain carry oil oooo even with CO u dy strong 2.1 he said jokingly rnHaqq: guy my target na first class ooo but i dont know why this man wan show me shege like thisrnRahimat: dont worry am sure there is error somewhere okay? rnHaqq pretend to be unshaken with the carry over but wen he reached his house he was deeply worried but why will mr agada give me carryover he asked rhetorically? He should reserved his taught because his nemeses lies not far from his heart....while he anxiously wait for tomorrow to meet mr agada neither will he know that tomorrow marked the beginning of his doom.... rnrnTo be continued


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Breny got a girlfriend every body know about this and is no more a flying news, on Friday while Breny was being interviewed on PLANET FM 101.1 By a presenter name: Dr. Flavour. BRENY introduced his girlfriend ''Brenice" to his fans...
what a nice thing he did.

But a surprising something came in while one of our clients call Brenice for a little conversation (BRENY girlfriend) she was falling inlove with our client.
This's bullshit,, abi Breny is dating ashawo.? STORY FOR THE GODS.
One advice for Breny before ashawo come spoil his image for him..
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Akpos;but Few Have Credit To Call Back.


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AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!
OCHUKO: How bad is it?
AKPOS: How bad is what?




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A teacher came to class and asked a question
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.

The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and told the HM that students in that class don't know who killed Goliath.
The HM came to that class and asked...
HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HM.: If u don't tell me who killed goliath, you'll see fire today...!!????
CLASS : We don't know.
The HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class???

The teacher fainted...


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Little Johnny and Julie are only 12 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Julie’s father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Julie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies, “In Julie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Still thinking this is just adorable; Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Julie.”

Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance…Julie makes 10 bucks a week and I make 20 bucks a week. That’s about 120 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine.”

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?”

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far…”Related

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just as d bus stopped,one woman with her baby entered d bus.'hm,these is the ugliest baby i ever see.'.said the driver refering 2 the woman's baby.the woman who sit bsyd Akpos said 2 him(akpos).
Woman:the driver insultedme.
Akpos:go and give him a big slap.
Womanhesistating)hmmm...
Akpos:Go,Go,Go i will help u carry ur monkey


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RAPTITUDE 3 BY DINDY

SHARAP RAP

This song goes like this, anything I say, say "sharap".

Here it goes.....

Albino wey dey rob cream, sharap.

Lepar wey dey find shape.......sharap.

Ashewo wey dey find change......sharap.

Goat wey dey sniff rat.......sharap.

Tomboy wey dey find babe...... sharap.

Machine wey dey grind sheet..... sharap.

She don bleach die now she wan black......sharap.

Fingers wey dey carry names...... sharap.

Haircut wey dey move base...... sharap.

Dindy na the fire wey dey cook alcohol..... sharap.

On top that beat I be ice fire..... sharap.

I no be body magic but my song go hold you together..... sharap.

Niggas wey get curved head dey always think in a concave way...... sharap.

Niggas walking slow like a running pygmy..... sharap.

Na here I end am..... sharap.

If you no like am you better.... sharap.

#Dindyonthemic.

I hope you guys like it? , more coming.

DINDY WROTE THIS

Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi

Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433

Watch out for part 4.








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Blessing: why are you acting wield Desmond: is it not that stupid girl that can't keep herself
Beauty: what stupid girl
Desmond: Stephie of cause
Beauty: not again
Blessing: what where you thinking?that my brother will leave her for you(enter Monalisa)foolish girl
Monalisa: hello girls
Mercy: good day ma
Monalisa: good day;how are you
Rose: what are you doing here?
Monalisa: i am sorry Rose;i didn't know what came over me
Rose: oh now you want to talk Monalisa: please,i know my daughter is going through pain but she is just acting strong. please;let me talk to your son
Desmond: what about?
Monalisa: i beg you;please talk to my daughter;i told her everything already. i am sorry forgive me. i don't want my daughter to leave me
Desmond: when i was begging you?did you listen?now you want me to listen to you. things are not done that way;just go leave me alone
Rose: Lisa;don't worry;i am sure he will talk to her(she walk away)why don't you forgive her?
Desmond: i can't and i don't want to
Rose: son
Desmond: will you stop bothering me?am i not the one that pick her and i am stay saying i don't want her anymore. are you going to force her on me?


Rose: not at all
Desmond: better
Blessing: mother;i feel for the woman
Rose: is okay;i just hope things will get better
Mercy: me too
Monalisa: baby;can i talk to you?(she wipe her tears)are you crying?

Stephanie: no mom;what is it? Monalisa: do you think i am a good mother to you?
Stephanie: of cause;if there is any other word i would had used it to qualified you but know this you are the sweetest mother;every girl would ever wish for. i wish i could be like you when i start rising kids Monalisa: i know i have hurt you so many times all in the name of protecting you but i am sorry;i am really sorry. i will talk yo Desmond Stephanie: mom there is no need for that
Monalisa: if you don't want to go,just call him. your flight is by four and it is just pasted eleven o'clock
Stephanie: mom please
Monalisa: just let me do this(she called but he did not pick)why is he not picking?
Stephanie: maybe he doesn't want to talk to me(she kept trying) don't worry mom;i will just text him
Monalisa: alright
Mercy: why are you not picking your calls?
Desmond: i don't want to
Mercy: who is it?(she check it)is Stephanie;she text;wont you read it?
Desmond: i don't want to read those rubbish
Mercy: she said she is leaving the country to study aboard and that her flight is by 4pm
Desmond: will you stop joking
Mercy: i am not kidding
Desmond: but her mom told me;she is not going to make her leave if i stay away from her. why would she do this to me?(he read it himself)oh no
Mercy: you have to hurry up its already pasted two
Desmond: i really have to go
Blessing: Desmond;Beauty just collapse and mom said you should take her to the hospital
Desmond::what about the driver?


Blessing: he is nowhere to be find Mercy: you can drop her and then leave

Desmond: oh my God!alright
Monalisa: is he not here yet?
Stephanie: i told you he wont come(she cry)


Monalisa: i don't think he got the message. i will call him again(he still did not pick because he left his phone inside the car)i am sorry he didn't pick
Stephanie: is okay;I will be fine
Monalisa: do you still want to leave?
Stephanie: yes;i have to do this for myself if i have to continue with life,i need to do this


Monalisa: i love you
Stephanie: i love you too


Desmond: mom;please i have to go,just tell me when you are done
Rose: alright
Mercy: take care
Desmond: thank you(he drive to the airport and realise they departed)Vina;please pick up your call
Vina: hello Desmond
Desmond: please;is she with you?
Vina: who?
Desmond: Stephie of cause
Vina: she has travelled,didn't she tell you?
Desmond: what?(he end the call)
Vina: hello;what is wrong with this boy?
Desmond: someone tell me i am dreaming. i don't want to loss her(he drove home)
Rose: why haven't you be picking up your call?
Desmond: nothing mom
Beauty: where have you been? Desmond: will you stop asking me foolish question?i am not your husband
Beauty: i am sorry
Desmond: better
Mercy: did you see her
Desmond: she left already. i hate everything,i hate life itself
Mercy: i am sorry
Desmond: is not your fault
Blessing: poor thing(he cut his vein)i wish i could talk to Stephanie
Mercy: but she left already Rose: why don't you mail her and where did she go?
Blessing: i will do that. i don't know
Rose: go check that he is doing
Mercy: mom he is bleeding call the driver
Rose: my son please;God don't let anything happen to him,call your dad tell him to come to the hospital. doctor how is he?
Doctor: relax;is a good thing you brought him here on time,he list a lot of blood although his condition has not yet stable but he will be fine. i leave you now
Jackson: Rose;what happen
Rose: is Desmond;he try to take his life
Jackson: he want to commit suicide

Rose: yes;i don't want anything to happen to my son. i cant take it
Jackson: nothing;will happen to him but why did he want to take his life?
Blessing: dad
Jackson: my daughter how are you?
Blessing: i am not fine;i don't want anything to happen to my brother Jackson: is okay;Mercy why are you staring in space
Mercy: dad;i would had prevented this from happening
Rose: but is not your fault rnMercy: is mine;if anything happen to him;i wont be able to take it. i could had make him pick his call;i would had persuaded him to leave for Stephanie instead of advising him to take Beauty to the hospital
Jackson: i still don't understand;what happen to Stephanie
Mercy: Stephanie is gone

Jackson: what do you mean?
Mercy: she travel out of the country
Rose: what?
Mercy: yes mom
Jackson: is okay everything will be fine
Rose: i hope so
Desmond: Blessing
Beauty: is not Blessing;is Beauty. how are you?
Desmond: i am fine
Blessing: thank God you are awake(he pull the drip from his body)what are you doing?
Desmond: i want to go look for Stephie
Beauty: are you crazy? cant you see you are not string for that (he try to move but he fall back)i told you
Blessing: go get the doctor
Doctor: what happen?
Desmond: i want to go home. i have a lot of things to do

Doctor: you cant go home just yet Desmond: this is frustrating (he inject him with sleeping pills)
Blessing: what is going on?
Doctor: i Gave him sleep pills
Blessing: alright(few hours time)Desmond;please wake up

Alfred: hello
Blessing: Alfred;who told you we are Here?
Alfred: you are a bad girlesmond came and you did not tell me?r
Blessing: is a long story;since he came back it is one problem after another
Alfred: okay;i understand
Blessing: thank God;you are here(to Tunde)this one you;you also come are we save?
Beauty:: Blessingesmond is up
Blessing: brother thank God!you are awake

Desmond: how are you?
Blessing: i should be the one asking
Alfred: i can't believe this is you. i miss you big time
Desmond: i miss you too
Alfred: you came back and you didn't bother informing us

Desmond: i am sorry;is a long story
Tunde: how is Stephanie?
Blessing: Tunde;is that the question you suppose to be asking him?
Desmond: Blessing please excuse us. you and Beauty should leave
Beauty: are you sure;you will be okay?
Desmond: yes;i will just go ahead (exit both)how is everyone;ma Brown and how is Tina
Tunde: i broke up with her
Desmond: why?
Tunde: is a long story;you still haven't answer my question
Desmond: i am sorry;i couldn't keep my promise
Tunde: i don't understand
Desmond: i couldn't hold on any longer
Alfred: what did you mean?

Tunde: don't tell me what i am thinking is true
Desmond: yes;it is. i couldn't tell myself to stop loving her
Tunde: you bastard;you promise me,you will never tell her,how you feel
Desmond: i know i did but i just cant hold on to it. please forgive me. i just love her too much and i couldn't bear living apart from her
Tunde: you are wicked
Alfred: is okay;where is she now?Desmond: she left;her mother doesn't want me for her;so she ask me to break up with her
Alfred: what?
Desmond: yes;that is the truth. every day that she stay with us,i hurt her because if her mother but i still love her
Alfred: is that why you try to kill yourself?


Desmond: yes but i regret doing it. forgive me Tunde
Tunde: this is bullshit. i am out of here
Desmond: Tunde;please wait
Alfred: let him be
Mercy: the doctor;said you are free to go home now
Desmond: thank God(enter Rose/Jackson) i am sorry mom and dad. i promise i wont do it again;i will try all means to forget about her and move on with my life
Rose: is alright;just make sure you won't do it again
Desmond: i wont


Jackson: promise
Desmond: cross my heart



four years has passed they both move on with their life and they completed their studies. will they ever meet again and if their part crosses will they still have feelings for each other or they will move on with their life?

Monalisa: welcome home my daughter Stephanie: thank you mom;i cant believe i will see you all again Monalisa: and i cant believe you are now a graduate. mom;will be so happy that all her beautiful five daughters are graduate
Stephanie: all thanks to you
Monalisa: not to me but to God whom made it possible
Nancy: hip hip hurry!lets celebrate the newly graduate

Peace: of cause
Vina: make your wish
Stephanie: i cant believe that you are this old. i am happy this time i will be here when you put to birth

Vina: nothing you


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The struggle of a Nigerian Graduate







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Thanks Vicky, I am not sure about my plans yet, but will definitely try to be there." She answered and noticed Rahul glaring at her from a distance.

Later Mandy asked Miso to drop Ana home and made him responsible for her security and commute to the mansion daily. On her way back home, Ana's thoughts zeroed back to Rahul. She realized she was developing feelings for him, but was not sure what Rahul wanted from her and why he was being so mean to her. She also knew that Rahul was out of her reach, but she didn't want them to hate each other, so she decided to try her best to remove all misunderstandings between them.

The next few days Ana got busy with her new job. She didn't get to see Rahul, as he had his own bachelor pad near Central park in Manhattan and spent most of his time there.

Ana spent most of her time with Mandy, accompanying her to functions and parties and making sure she takes her medicine on time. She didn't feel like it was a job at all, because everyone around treated her like she was part of the family, especially Mandy. Sometimes Ana felt like it was the other way around, with Mandy taking care of her.

Mandy wanted to know everything about Ana, but didn't press her, hoping Ana will tell her personal story when she feels more comfortable.

It was Friday morning and as Ana entered the kitchen to make coffee for Mandy and herself, she noticed Rahul sitting at the kitchen island with his laptop on the counter. As soon as she saw him, her heart missed a beat and she noticed a warm feeling spread through her body.

"Hmm ... why do I feel so happy just looking at him" she thought to herself and started making fresh coffee. She made a cup for Rahul too and placed it in front of him.

"Mr Shah .. coffee!"

Rahul was doing his best to ignore her presence, forcing his eyes to look at the laptop screen. He was virtually at war with himself and tried his best to stay away from the mansion, but she was like a magnet dragging him to her. He was determined to boot her from his mind and keep her away.

But he couldn't help lifting his head and look at her, when she came upto him and placed his coffee in front of him. As their eyes met, there was that instant spark and a feeling of heart to heart connection, but breathing heavily both turned their eyes away.

Rahul decided to teach her a lesson for taunting him, got up and threw the coffee into the sink and walked away with his laptop.

Ana couldn't help the tears welling up, she couldn't understand the hatred Rahul was showing towards her. She wiped the two drops that escaped, with the back of her hand and took coffee for Mandy.

Mandy looked at Ana and realized something was wrong, "Are you okay Ana?"

"I am fine." She replied, not wanting to complain about Rahul.

"I want you to come with me and Rahul to visit an orphanage. We want to check it out before we decide on the donation amount."

Before Ana could reply, Rahul entered, "Shall we go?"

"Yes, let's move" Mandy replied moving towards the main door.

Ana entered the SUV and sat with Mandy, while Rahul sat opposite to them. Mandy sat with her eyes closed and Rahul was busy with his smartphone looking at his email. Ana looked at the passing cars to avoid looking at Rahul.

After fifteen minutes she couldn't take it anymore and glanced at him. She always saw him in his business suit, but today he was wearing casuals, jeans and a white tshirt. He had his aviator glasses on, so she couldn't tell where he was looking, but she took her time looking at him from top to bottom.

He was looking so strikingly handsome and fit, that she found it difficult to move her eyes away. She took a mental picture of him, before closing her eyes and thinking about him.

"I don't care if he has feelings for me or not, but I can't stop myself from having feelings for him. I know I can never have him, but I can always love him silently, without any expectations from him, as it makes me happy. Just being near him makes me so happy. I am going to build a love castle in my mind and keep him there. I just need to manage my expectations from him and not interfere with reality." She thought, trying to keep a normal expression, if he was watching her.

Rahul was actually watching her, though he was acting as if he was busy with his email. He saw her checking him out and wondered what she thought about him.

He reiterated to himself, there was no third option. He would wait for his sweetheart as long as possible and if he can't find her, he will go with his second option and marry Ria to save his business empire, but there is no room for Ana in his plans. He need to stay strong and not fall for her. She deserves someone better than him, someone who can love her fully and is not heartbroken like him.

After they reached the orphanage, the three of them sat in the front office and went through the management presentations and their plans to expand and improve the facilities and the budget layout.

"Rahul, you and Ana go around and check the facilities, while I go through these files." Mandy asked them to proceed without her.

Rahul looked at Mandy, to argue about it, but decided against it and looked at Ana, who was watching him closely for his reaction.

"Okay ..... let's go" he said, opening the office door for her.


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