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Tosan: am so exhausted
Ann: inside me;i was deeply angry;i feel like killing that girl
Stephanie: you girls are back?
Ann: you left for lecture this early morning and you are still reading. will you close that book
Stephanie: yes ma;how did the party go
Tina: it was fine
Anita: what was fine?when i get the insult of my life from that stupid girl,that could not brush her mouth very well. she is so unruly;in my entire life i have never see such a stupid human being
Tina: hey girl;slow down she is not that bad
Tosan: will you for once stop supporting what is bad
Tina: give a break;she is only protecting her man
Anita: do you know what?i don't have time for you. do you know what that girl did to me in front of crowd?
Stephanie: will you stop arguing with one another. i am lost,i don't even know who you are talking about
Tina: i know your ear is itching to hear

Ann: why won't she hear that Desmond has a stupid girlfriend
Stephanie: i am not getting you
Anita: the story line is that Desmond's betroth insulted all of us
Tina: she didn't insulted me
Anita: will you shut up;even if you have to tell lies;you don't have to say it in front if me;you and i know she is insulted you
Tina: she didn't;she can't;if she did i would have given her my mind
Anita: but the last time i check;it wasn't me they called Ape(Stephanie laughed)

Tina: what is so funny about that?
Tosan: what is funny about that?is that,all this while we were complaining about the insult;she heap on us,you kept saying she can not do that to me and that is while she didn't even just insult you and even have to throw your friendship back to your friends
Stephanie: wait;what kind of rude girl;is she?


Tina: will you stop acting like you are a perfect girl
Anita: what is she?(referring to Georgina)
Tina: is that why Stephanie should call her names
Ann: did she not called you names?
Tina: she never meant any of those words;is just that i approach her at the wrong time
Tosan: Mrs wrong place at the wrong time
Tina: you girls shouldn't insult me because i wouldn't take it likely
Ann: you will always take every rubbish from now on since you have been able to take every rubbish from that girl(laughing continued)
Tina: you madam(to Stephanie)what is so funny about it
Anita: what is funny is that?someone just called you an Ape (laughing all)
Stephanie: you all should just stop before it turn into something else
Tina: isn't that what you wanted
Anita: yes that is what she wanted,what will you about it?
Tina: i don't blame you;go ahead,take side with her(exit Tina)
Ann: wait;wait you don't have to go(exit Ann)
Tosan: let her go;must she always support what is bad?
Stephanie: you wouldn't have attack her all because of me,it seen that you all are against her
Anita: i know but we will always settle our differences(curtain)(enter Rose/Jackson/Sarah/Kenneth)

Kenneth: is been long;we had dinner together;since the kid left for school
Sarah: is really been ages;i know my grandson must a grow up
Rose: yes mom;he is really a grown up
Kenneth: and how his is betroth?
Rose: they are doing fine
Kenneth: i hope both of them got married because i will not take any disappointment from him
Jackson: but sir;you know nowadays we do which for our children to become something but then ended up been something else


Sarah: that is the point;it is very difficult to hold children of this generation
Kenneth: no;that is not what is involved;that whatever you want your children to be that is what they turn out;can't you see among my children;i want my first son to be an engineer and my only daughter to become an accountant and both of them like that and they are even doing well in it. is just that;that stupid son of yours couldn't tell his kids what to do
Sarah: that is enough Kenneth
Kenneth: don't tell me;that is enough
Rose: is okay dad and mom
Sarah: i hope you enjoyed the dinner Rose: we did mom
Sarah: i hope we can share more times together
Jackson: we will mom
Rose: goodbye dad and mom

Kenneth: bye (on their way home)
Rose: we really don't spend much times with our family
Jackson: i don't understand you;when they return on holiday;we do spend time with them
Rose: that is not what i meant
Jackson: then make me know what is on your mind
Rose: Jackson;you know what i am saying
Jackson: we will pay a visit to our kid in school
Rose: yes;that is it
Jackson: but i don't have the chance now
Rose: please
Jackson: fine;if we have to pay a visit to anyone;it should be our son
Rose: but...

Jackson: no but ever since we have been visiting our kids;it has always been the girls even though they school out of Nigeria
Rose: he is all grown up
Jackson: how old is he?
Rose: i don't know
Jackson: fine;let me remind you;he is just nineteen(19)
Rose: is alright;lets not talk about it
Jackson: is not alright Rose
Rose: fine(curtain) (at campus Stephanie meet Desmond)
Stephanie: what's up
Desmond: everything is fine;so what are you doing?
Stephanie: am about going home
Desmond: that remind me;why didn't you come to the party
Stephanie: am so sorry;i wasn't able to make it and i was so busy
Desmond: you were so busy or you don't want to attend because of me?
Stephanie: why should i?
Desmond: are you sure is not because of me?
Stephanie: hey wake up;am not scare of you;if you think i am scared of you;you are only dreaming because i can never....
Desmond: girl slow down;am not saying that?
Stephanie: and you where are up to?
Desmond: i am bored;i want to go home but my friends has a class;so he asked me to wait for him
Stephanie: alright then;i will just go ahead
Desmond: hey babe;you can hang out with me
Stephanie: me and you?no way;am not going to do that;not in this life or in the another
Desmond: if you won't agreed to my proposal then i will drag you and tie a rope in your head against mine
Stephanie: really?
Desmond: you dare me
Stephanie: yes;you can't do anything(he drag her hand)fine;you won;so where do you want to sit and wait?
Desmond: that is my baby
Stephanie: am not your baby;stop calling me your baby(he drag her nose and scattered her hair)oh no;you are making me look unkempt;i didn't come with mirror

Desmond: who do you want to look at the mirror for?do you have boyfriend that you are waiting for?
Stephanie: yes i do
Desmond: no you don't
Stephanie: yes
Desmond: no
Stephanie: yes;yes;yes
Desmond: slow down;do you know what?
Stephanie: what is that?
Desmond: when your hair is scattered;you look more beautiful(he scattered her hair again)

Stephanie: oh my God!what will i do with this boy(he smiled)why are you smiling?
Desmond: whenever i scatter your hair;it always reminded me of my younger sister
Stephanie: really?how do she look?is she beautiful;slim;tall;fair and cute like....
Desmond: like me
Stephanie: yes;what did i say?no;i meant if she is..

Desmond: is alright;she is not like me but she look like you
Stephanie: what?it cant be possible
Desmond: why is it not possible?are you more beautiful than her
Stephanie: no that is not what i meant;i know she is more beautiful than i am
Desmond: naught girl;she will be more beautiful than you;if you choose to(he dragged her nose)come lets go;their classes must have been over (Tina and Tunde walked in them)i told you;shall we
Stephanie: good evening;how was your lecture
Tunde: it was fine and how are you?
Stephanie: am fine also;Tina are you through with your classes?
Tina: no i am not through;i just want to flirt around boys
Tunde: Tina
Tina: will you stop calling me; can't she see?don't she has eyes?
Stephanie: sorry;i wouldn't had asked since you are out of class;anyway where is Ann
Tina: she is under the mango tree and here you are flirting with boys

Desmond: young lady wash your mouth and stop acting unruly
Tina: you just said i am acting unruly?if i am?then what is your girlfriend doing?
Tunde: will you shut up
Tina: fine;if i don't what will you do?
Desmond: will both of you just stop this rubbish
Tina: no;we wouldn't and mark you,we aren't doing anything wrong
Stephanie: is alright(to Tina)lets go
Tina: are you controlling me?after you
Stephanie: do you know what?if you have a problem with your head;go get it cured(enter Ann)
Ann: was up guys?
Desmond: nothing;we were about going home but Stephie said she is waiting for you
Ann: am sorry my darling;i didn't know my class will take this long
Stephanie: is alright;how was your lecture
Ann: its fine
Tina: then lets go
Ann: oh!i don't know that you two cat and rat are together
Tina: yes(she front a smile)we were all waiting for you;right Stephanie
Stephanie: yes
Ann: and why is your hair scattered?
Stephanie: oh!i did remember it was.....
Desmond: i was the one who scattered her hair;so that no boy will tell her,i love you(to Stephanie)right?
Stephanie: naught boy
Ann: come in young lady;let me range your hair so very attractive boy will fall for you
Tunde: are you looking for attractive boys?when we are here
Ann: you two are n longer single
Desmond: so what do you mean?that none of us;is good for this small girl(he dragged her closer by the neck)
Stephanie: what?(she pull his head )do you think i am too small?am all grown up now. i am not a baby and can never be a baby
Tunde: yes;you are our baby and you will always be a baby
Stephanie: am not and will never be
Ann: come on young lady;shall we
Stephanie: yes;lets go
Tina: i am sorry(to Desmond)please forgive me,i didn't mean it
Ann: what went wrong?
Desmond: nothing;don't you know she id my wife
Ann: you two suit each other
Desmond: both of us suite each other?then take a look at me and this young lady(he drag Stephanie to himself)how do we look(to Tunde)
Tunde: you look like an elder brother and a younger sister;standing to take a picture
Desmond: you crazy
Tunde: no;i am not
Ann: get out of here;i will tell you the true;do you want the truth?
Desmond: yes sweetheart
Ann: both of you look like cousin(laughed all)
Desmond: will you get out of here;my first wife;i know if this two doesn't tell me the truth,you will. so now tell me
Tina: yes;i will;you look like couples
Stephanie: what?no;no



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once you are part of of a family you cant escape trouble or live free. even wit all the pains in Isabella life;she still want her family to hold;she still don't want to hold any grudges against her daddy;she felt one day her lost dad will come and their family will hold again and Zuriel on the other hand;he doesn't want to lost hope that his mother will not come back again;even though he show anger towards all;and make them believe he doesn't love his mom any more;deep down in him;he still love his mother but will they wish for come truth or is it just a mirage

Obedient: i told you;i will win you;you don't joke around with Monopoly game with me;not even Zuriel
Zuriel: i won you twice before you were able to beat me;don't be sure that you are a champion
Obedient: i am sure of that Ada can testify to that
Ada: the fact you defeated me;that doesnt mean you are the best(Zuriel stare at his phone)hey boy do you want to call someone
Dedo: is it me
Zuriel: no i am just look at the time(he switch on the television)Dedo: do you want to go out?
Zuriel:i do not;i just want to watch that program;you remember it was this same time last week
Dedo:come off it must you watch it
Zuriel:yes
Obedient: what is it?
Zuriel: FAMILY
Obedient:it sound interesting
Zurielf cause it is;right Dedo?
Dedo: i don't know
Ada: hey look;it has started
Isabella: welcome back to your favorite show FAMILY;is still your host girl Isabella Clara;i hope you all enjoyed your weekend,this week we will be talking about another important person of the family 'father' and if this is the first time of watching. its open to all;you can call;sent text messages in order to comment on this wonderful topic. so lets get down to business;whoa;is kind of interesting;what is a father;sorry i was suppose to say who is a father?first caller. hello
James: hello
Isabella: hi;this is Isabella and you are calling from where?
James: James and i am calling from heaven's gate
Isabella: whoa;heaven's gate. so James what is your opinion?
James: a father is a pillar that hold the family together;he serve as a bodyguard;he doesn't irritate his children and protect his children and discipline them with love;that is why everyone need a father in their life;if you don't have one; its bad
Isabella: alright;thanks for calling James;there is someone else Joy;she said a father understand his children and protect his family. thanks Miss Joy for texting;message from Paul;'what if a father is maltreating his daughter' this is a huge one;we will be back after the break
Zuriel: did you see her face
Obedient: what happen to her face?
Zuriel: it seem;she is not happy
Ada: come off it;hold on;she is back
Isabella: sorry for the brief break;welcome back,first message from Zack; any man who hit His daughter or maltreat his daughter either physically or emotionally with his words and action is not worthy to be called a father. thanks you all;because of time;we wouldnt be taken more than this; but i know this no matter how many times your dad hurt you;be it with love or hatred;it is one fact that you cant change because both of them will train you in the future(tears roll her eyes)sorry;i am getting too emotional;anyway know that we cant really just pick any man. so if our dad is a monster;he will always be the one that curse our birth and no matter how many times they hurt us;we will still forgive them because they are our family but because of the fact that we cant buy time or make it stand still;we will draw the curtain for today;just stay cool;remain bless;till we meet next time;just remember i will always have you all at heart and just know that i love you all deeply because without you;there will be no me;just as without your family;there will be no you. bye for now.Isabella Clara
Obedient: i like the show but why was she crying?
Dedo: i don't know but i think we should asked Zuriel
Zuriel: do you see that?dont you think her dad is hurting her?what am saying?what kind of a dad will hurt his daughter so bad? he is a monster
Ada: will you stop;you are getting annoying
Zuriel: i am not;is so unfair on that little girl
Obedient: brother stop;you dont even know her;maybe she just want to add color to it
Zuriel: by crying?no she is in pains;cant you see it in her eyes
Dedo: is alright;i dont get you(enter Zeal)why are you so concern about her?
Zuriel: just hold it here
Zeal: was going on?
Zuriel: welcome dad;excuse me
Zeal: what is going on?
Obedient: dad is nothing;is just that Zuriel is acting weird
Zeal: why
Ada: he is getting too emotionally with everything
Zeal: oh! please you all should try and endure with him;you know you are his only friend
Dedo: i wouldn't sir
Zeal: thank you my dear;where is your mom and Obed
Obedient: she is not yet back but Obed is in his room
Zeal: alright;i will go ahead
Obedient: alright dad
Ada: i just pray;he shouldnt be this emotional at all time
Edwin: what is wrong with you?
Isabella: i am sorry sir;i didnt mean to sir
Edwin: you didnt mean to but just cried on my screen
Isabella: i am sorry(enter Lola)
Edwin: you sorry;if you are going through emotional problem or your worthless dad is maltreating;do you have to involve it in my show?
Lola: excuse me sir;you are molesting my sister
Edwin:i am not and you dont be too sure i cant replace you with other kids even if they like;is just with time they will also grow to love him or her
Isabella: please sir;dont do this to me;i need this job(she knee)
Lola: if he want to terminate your appointment;so be it,lets go
Isabella: stop it;please sir
Edwin: i havent said that;just go home
Lola:come lets go home(they walked out)sit down;lets relax here a bit
Isabella: come on;lets go
Lola: please;(she sit)are you alright
Isabella: yes i am fine and stop acting like a big girl
Lola: am i not;i am older than you with complete fifteen years
Isabella: you are crazy(she laughed)
Lola: at least i made you laughed;that is by the way;why are you sad
Isabella:i am not;i just get so emotional sometimes;when those that people loves keep hurting them
Lola: just as you have loved dad and he kept hurting you;he kept pushing you away even when you want to come close to him
Isabella: yes(tears roll her eyes and she wiped them)the pains i felt every second that i remember how he hurt me is greater than when he actually hurt me;i have so many question;will my life be better if mother was still alive will i be living a peaceful life;if mother didnt died? will you have still have your mom and dad together;if i wasnt part of your life?is it really that; i am not dad biological daughter?is it true that mom cheated on him and i am the product of that single act?that is why dad kill her and hated me
Lola: stop it;you are overreacting
Isabella: is just too bad that;that so many question i have in mind;i wouldnt get the answer to it
Lola: i know how you feel (tears roll her eyes)
Isabella: stop crying because i am not yet dead and i am not dying yet(she laughed)you see and i dont want you to grow old fast
Lola: naught you;come lets go
Isabella: sorry;i still have to go to teacher Truth's house
Lola: what?is getting late
Isabella: i know;i will be fast about it;it just to clean inside her house and the compound. nothing much

Lola: i will come with you
Isabella: you dont have to
Lola: are you sure you will be alright?
Isabella: i will be fine;take care on your way home
Lola: you too............








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Anita: Stephanie;what is wrong with you?have you suddenly got nut?i wasn't expecting this from you;you just disappointed me
Tina: you see;she has begin to show her true self
Ann: and you shout up;you are not better than her
Stephanie: am sorry(with tears in her eyes and walked away)
Tina: don't just go to that room because i can not share room with you
Anita: if you can't share room with her?then go look for a place to spent the night
Tina: you are not the owner of this house
Anita: neither are you
Tina: she is my cousin
Anita: and she is also my cousin;my dad's brother is the owner of this building that makes it sweet
Ann: will you two stop before this thing get out of hand
Tina: am not going to spend the night here. this place is contaminated with bad air (she went in and came out with a small bag)am not of here(enter Tosan)
Tosan: madam where are you going to?
Tina: asked your cousin
Tosan: what is going on here?
Anita: if she say; 'she want to go' then let her go
Tosan: i don't understand and you don't move from there
Tina: you are not my mother(she walked out)

Tosan: imagine the rubbish;am really not her mother. what really happen?
Ann: she had a fight with Stephanie over Desmond
Tosan: i don't seems to understandesmond is not Tina's boyfriend;why should she fight with Stephanie over him
Ann: she assume that Stephanie is behind every misfortune be fallen those two
Tosan: for all i know they only have a temporary separation. nothing much;how did Stephanie come into the picture
Anita: she said Stephanie and Desmond are dating and that we can't trust her with our man
Tosan: that my cousin;she is crazy. as far as i am concern this is no issue(at the gate of Desmond's apartment)

Gateman: (bell ringing)who is coming to visit at this time of the night?
Tina: is me;Tunde's friend
Gateman: madam Tina
Tina: yes;let me in
Gateman: (he open the gate)come in ma
Tina: thank you(inside the house)was up(Tunde stared at her)was with the look?are you not happy to see me
Tunde: i am but what are you doing here at this time of the night
Tina: you don't want me?you can as well tell me to leave
Desmond: does it mean you are spending the night here
Tina: yes i am
Tunde: what happen in your house?
Tina: nothing
Tunde: excuse me;i want to talk to ma Brown
Tina: why should you asked her;if i can spend the night here?(she talked to herself)i didn't know how i ended up with such a poor man
Tunde: did you say something?
Tina: no;i was just thinking aloud
Desmond: there is no need telling her;i will do it for you
Tunde: thank you brother
Tina: where will i sleep?
Desmond: you will sleep in Tunde's room
Tina: i can't share a room with the opposite sex
Desmond: but he is not just any opposite sex
Tina: i know but for now;i can't
Tunde: don't worry i am not going to do anything bad to you
Tina: really
Desmond: you two;i am off to bed(exit Desmond)
Tunde: so;will you want to sleep with me or ma Brown's room?
Tina: i will rather sleep with you then that common maid
Tunde: Tina watch your mouth
Tina: what do you mean watch your mouth?lets go and sleep(the next morning)

Stephanie: good morning
Georgina: what is good about the morning?
Stephanie: i don't seems to understand you and who are you?
Georgina: i am Georgina;if you don't stay away from my man;i will be force to tell the entire world that you are a call girl
Stephanie: what is it with you?you and i know that i am not dating Desmond,why are you making me feel like i am doing something wrong?
Georgina: how will you know you are doing something wrong,when you are such an idiot
Stephanie: will you stop insulting me and its such a Shame that you don't trust him
Georgina: i do trust him but you;i don't have any trust for you because you are such a cheap girl
Stephanie: do you know what?if you have a problem with him go fix it up and stop dragging me into it. i am not involve. excuse me
Georgina: if you don't know you are the problem that is why i am fixing it(Stephanie walk away)if you don't take my warning now;it wouldn't be easy the next time (enter Desmond/Tunde)

Tunde: why is she crying?
Desmond: i don't know;lets see why(he touch her and she jump)what is it?
Stephanie: you scared me(she wiped her tears)what are you doing here?
Desmond: the question is what are you doing here?
Stephanie: nothing
Desmond: if nothing;why were you crying
Stephanie: me;i am not crying. why should i cry?
Tunde: but there is tears in your eyes
Stephanie: you two stop it;i am not crying. its just that something got into my eyes (she wipe her eyes again)
Tunde: are you sure?
Stephanie: yes
Tunde: if you say so;anyway i have a lecture to attend. you should wait for me
Desmond: just go ahead(exit Tunde)Stephie; you know that i don't buy that ideal
Stephanie: what?do you mean that i am lying?
Desmond: i didn't say so (he stared at her in the eyes)
Stephanie: what are you looking out?

Desmond: nothing;i just want to see how comfortable you are when you lie to me
Stephanie: fine;i know i lied but i can't help it;i feel guilt that i let Tina sleep outside without knowing where she slept
Desmond: don't worry about her;she slept at our place
Stephanie: but why didn't she tell us that she will spend the night at your place?
Desmond: i don't know but then i know that is not what is bothering you
Stephanie: yes it isn't

Desmond: so tell me;what is bothering you
Stephanie: didn't i tell you that I was bothered about Tina because i felt i was the one that push her out there?
Desmond: if you say so
Stephanie: i know when you used such a tone;it means you don't believe me
Desmond: do you want me to believe you?
Stephanie: yes
Desmond: then promise me;you will always tell me the truth
Stephanie: is that so?
Desmond: yes
Stephanie: you want me to promise you;to always tell the truth;you will promise me also that whatever i tell you;you will do it
Desmond: so cunning(he smile)alright i promise. as far as it is nothing bad
Stephanie: can you please mend it up with Georgina?so that she and you;can continue your relationship
Desmond: and why are you soliciting for her?is she your friend now or did she threaten you?
Stephanie: no;she can't threaten me;if she try i will give her;my own version. you know me too well
Desmond: i do but something must have made you want both of us to come together
Stephanie: do you know why i want you and Georgina to get together again?is because i know how it hurt to be heartbroken
Desmond: have you ever been in love before?no;so how come you how it feels like to be heart broken
Stephanie: don't be ridiculous. it do really hurt;you and i know that even if i have not experience it
Desmond: so why don't you want both of us to get together
Stephanie: i do

Desmond: (he take her hand)really?so you do want to be my girlfriend?
Stephanie: was wrong with you?(she withdrew her hand)i don't mean both of us;i meant you and Georgina not me(she frown)must you joke around with serious issue
Desmond: hey i caught you there(he drag her nose)i was just joking
Stephanie: will you stop;that is experience
Desmond: does it mean you have a crush on me?
Stephanie: here you go again. you are teasing me and i am feeling it
Desmond: (he laughed)sorry;i am not
Stephanie: i thought you said you will never tease me again
Desmond: i did and i am not going back on my words(he trickle her and she laughed) you see now you are looking like the daughter i have
Stephanie: you know what?you always have your way but can you please do this for me?please
Desmond: alright i will make up with her;that is if she want
Stephanie: thank you very much i know she will like it(she hug him)thank you;i am sorry
Desmond: you know what?you are such a baby(he dragged her closer and place his hand on her shoulder)lets go(enter Georgina)

Georgina: so you too have decided to continue your shameless relationship(she pull his hand from his shoulder)no;leave his hand on your shoulder. you are taking advantage of him. you think i don't know
Stephanie: is not what you think



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A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:



SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?



MAN: When we the Niger Deltans ask Govt to provide job for us, they tell
us it's on the pipeline. When we ask for structural facilities such as
hospitals, roads, schools etc, all we hear is that they are on the
pipeline. So now our people have decided to open this pipeline so we can
get those things out.


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CNN News: Rihanna is pregnant with
Drakes baby. "I've kept it a secret as long as I can. But
I think the public have the right to
know", said 29-year-old Rihanna. Rihanna Mabaso of Mamelodi, Pretoria
is pregnant with her long time
boyfriends baby, Drake Nkosi of Durban,
KZN. The pregnancy was confirmed this
morning by her neighbour who spotted
her in a taxi leaving the township with a bulging tummy.
#BOLLY_SMART™®


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A man and a woman walked into a guest house and requested to spend d
night there. The owner of the guest house, Mr Ben, who is a member of
MFM refused to allow men and women stay together in his
hotel because of fornication. The woman explained; He is my son, Not my spouse and so they
checked
in. After 30mins, Mr. Ben sent his maid to go and check if those folks
were truly mother and son. The maid came back and said; Sir, she’s truly
the mother. The Boss asked; How did you confirm? The maid Smiled; Sir I
am sure, I saw her Breastfeeding the Man.


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The 5 Stages of Drunkenness


Stage 1 – SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.


Stage 2 – GOOD LOOKING: This is when you realize that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.


Stage 3 – RICH: This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armored truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets. It doesn’t matter how much you bet ‘cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.


Stage 4 – BULLET PROOF: You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you’re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!


Stage 5 – INVISIBLE: This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you’re still SMART you know all the words.Related

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Parts:

Akpos: Teacher, i think blessing is pregnant.
Teacher: Shut up! how did you know
Akpos: Because i say her with Mike alone yesterday
Teacher: No, that doesn't mean she will get pregnant.
Akpos: But you thought us in biology class yesterday that if female meets male, the female gets pregnant.



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1 Pinjrey me 50 Bandaria or 1

Bandar

chhodae Gaye,



.

aur Elaan hua k jo 1 mint me

Bandar

ko

pehchan kar Pakad le ga usey

10,000

milenge

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1st:” Modi gaya pura jor lagaya

Par

fail

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bhi fat

gayi aur nakam rha

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.

.

3rd:” Rahul gndhi gaya aur

10

second

me Bandar le aaya..

.

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.

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se

pucha

aap

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Rahul:” Main pinjrey

Mein

gaya

aur kaha ki

“VOTE Congress ko hi dena”

.

.

to sirf

ek

ne

kaha..

“LUND” LE LE.mera.Related



Akpos brought his math’s assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued…

FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira and someone requests for 2 bags, how much will you have left?

AKPOS: Still my 5 bags dad.

FATHER: (Knowing how naughty his son might be) What if the person takes the 2 bags forcefully, how much will you have left?

AKPOS: Still my 5 bags and one dead body.



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Humein Koi Gham Nahi Tha



Humein Koi Gham Nahi Tha Gham-e-Aashiqui Se Pehle;

Na Thi Dushmani Kisi Se Teri Dosti Se Pehle;



Hai Ye Meri Badnaseebi Tera Kya Kasur Iss Mein;

Tere Gham Ne Maar Dala Mujhe Zindagi Se Pehle;



Mera Pyaar Jal Raha Hai Ai Chand Aaj Chhup Jaa;

Kabhi Pyaar Tha Humein Bhi Teri Chandni Se Pehle;



Main Kabhi Na Muskurata Jo Mujhe Ye Ilm Hota;

Ki Hazaron Gham Milenge Mujhe Ik Khushi Se Pehle;



Ye Ajeeb Imtihan Hai Ki Tum Hi Ko Bhulana Hai;

Mile Kab The Iss Tarah Hum Tumhein Bedili Se Pehle!Related

I MISS YOU MUM EPISODE 1 (STORY BY DINDY)
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"Junior! junior! junior!..... won't you wake up and goto school!?", shouted my dad.
"ooooooo why is this man disturbing me like this, why can't he just leave me alone forever", I said grumbling in a low voice.
"He never allows me to rest not even for a sec, I am so sick and tired of him, in fact i wish I was not born by him", I said with an angry face.
"If only my sweet mum was still around me, oh God I miss my mum so much, God you should have left my mum just for my sake", i said looking downwards.
"I can still remember all those happy times I and my mum spent together", I said remembering how things were when my mum was alive.
........FLASH BACK........
I am the first born/male child in my family, I was my mum's favourite and my mum believed so much in me. She usually calls me her "superstar" and she never lets me out her sight.
Anytime my dad beats me up, she always consoles me, she protects me so much from my dad and loves me so much but I have always loved my dad more than my mum no matter how hard he treated me.
Let me tell you a little of how much my love for my dad is; one day my dad travelled for a week because he was invited for a program in a church (my dad is a pastor), you know how pastors and programs are like (you can never separate them). When he left I fell sick like really really sick all through the week, my mum never left my sight, she kept on feeding and giving me drugs (Those times were incredible for me). When he came back the sickness left me.
I always wake up every morning in peace when my mum was with me (but now I wake up each morning with thoughts of how hard my dad will treat me). She usually dressed me up for school and fought with my dad sometimes just because of me --I think my dad was jealous because my mum shows me more love than she shows him-- she usually listens to whatsoever I told her even if it was a childish thing or a dream or a future plan.
She gave me her full attention, she was my best friend but I never fully understood her love and care for me until she left me.
There was a day I sang one of p-square's song (busy body) in church; it was a wonderful and awesome sunday, I sat beside my mum as always (Like I told you my mum never lets me out her sight, I usually stay in the adult church instead of the children department, my mum never allowed me to go there not even for once because she did not want me to stay too far from her). My dad was (and still is) the head pastor of the church.
After preaching and closing the church service he went to his office to relax (I know it's not easy for him because you will surely face both God, man, and the devil with his agents on the Alter). When he went to his office to relax my mum went to meet the women for "women meeting" but before she left she gave me a kiss on the head which really brought out excitement within me. She told one of the ushers who was about going to my dad's office to take me there.
As I was walking with the usher when a song started singing in my head, when we got there the usher took me inside.
The song was now very loud in my head (well I guess i knew the song so much because I usually hear the song in my school area like; everytime I goto school), suddenly the song found its way to my mouth then I started singing "with your busy body,busy body". That was the only thing I knew how to sing in the song, my dad turned at me and took the cain which was under his large desk (he always kept a cain there just in case i misbehave), as I saw the cain I ran but I was not faster than my dad, the cain met with my back as I reached for the glass door (oh it hurts so much) and made a step out side, another met with my head which made tears came out eyes (by fire by force).
I cried as I ran towards the children department, luckily for me people were there to help me from being badly beaten by my dad, my dad left me (after people begged for me) and went back to his office angrily saying "I don't know where you are heard that non sense worldly song from", he said other things but I did not hear him because he was at the door of his office and I was between the children department and the assistant pastor's office.
I was still crying when my mum came and started petting me, I was happy she was there but I couldn't stop crying because I could still feel the pain on my head and back.........To be continue... "after I fall in love".
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Akpos on his way to Lagos entered a bus going to Lagos.
As the bus started moving Akpos shouted; Driver, if we get to Ore please tell me.
The Driver said; Okay.
Akpos then shouted for everybody in the bus to hear; People if we get to Ore please tell me o.
The passengers assured him that they'll tell him.
Everybody slept off.
The driver drove pass Ore.
They were in Abeokuta about to enter Lagos when a guy sitting next to Akpos woke up and said; Driver look what you have done.
This boy(pointing at Akpos) said when we get to Ore we should tell him and you have.....
The driver pleaded with the guy not to wake Akpos up and drove back to Ore.
They got to Ore and woke Akpos up.
Akpos brought out his phone, dialed a number and said; Hello. We are now in Ore.
He cuts the call and went back to sleep.
The driver woke him up again and said; We are now in Ore.
Akpos then said; Did i tell you i'm coming down in Ore. I'm going to Lagos. My dad said i should call him when i get to Ore.
One word for Akpos ?


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The question [Read it]


My country people abeg make una follow put mouth for this trending topic,
*person were her husband die, instead of husbandless, them come call am widow.
*person were him wife die them no gree call am wifeless na widower them call,
*abeg person were don get children but them kukuma come die finish wetin them de call am.
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From una bare footed drunken GO-GETTER(sfn)


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Our Bed !!! [Read it]


At a small parish in rural England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns was noticing that the rugs in the church were beginning to fray.
She went to the priest and told him, “Father, I believe your rugs need to be replaced soon.”
The priest thanked her for bringing it to his attention, and told her that he thought that she had been there long enough to refer to church property as ‘our’ not ‘your.’
Several days later, the same nun noticed that the hedge needed to be trimmed.
She again went to the priest and told him, “Father, I’ve noticed that your…I mean our hedge needs to be trimmed.”
The priest thanked her for again bringing something to his attention and this time asked her if she had seen his watch that had gone missing. She said she hadn’t, but assured him she would look for it.
A few days later the parish received word that the bishop would be coming for a visit. The entire parish was busy readying the church for the visit.
On the day the bishop arrived, the same nun came down the front stairs yelling, “Father! Father! I found your watch!”
The bishop said, “How wonderful my child. Where did you find it?”
After saying hello to the bishop, the nun turned to the priest and said, “I found it under OUR bed.”tempRelated

Santa is standing, pissing into a fountain in the middle of town. A cop comes up to him and says “Stop that and put it away!”

Poor Santa shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As the cop turns to go, the drunk Santa starts laughing

“Okay, what`s so funny?” asks the cop.

“Fooled you.” says Santa, “I put it away, but I didn`t stop.”Related

Teacher=akpors stop making ugly faces @your school mate; AKPORS=why ma? Teacher=because when i was young like you my parent told me that if i should keep making ugly faces @my mate,my fåcè will rémäin iñ thåt way, AKPO


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I do not pay [Read it]


One morning, Akpos went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off into the road. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went generally well. 


At the next stop, however, a huge man got in. Six feet tall, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.
He looked at Akpos' conductor and said, "I do not pay!" and sat down at the back. 


The conductor did not argue with him, but he wasn't happy about it. 


The next day, the same thing happened. The man got on again, refused to pay and sat down. And the next
day, and the next. Akpos felt this and started worrying over the way this man was taking advantage of his small conductor. 


Finally, Akpos could stand it no longer. He signed up for bodybuilding courses, karate, kung fu and all the lessons to get strong. By the end of the year, he had become very strong and felt very powerful. 


So, the next monday, when the man once again got on the bus and said, "I do not pay!" 


Akpos stood up, came out of his driving seat, approached the man and screamed, "And why wouldn't you pay?!" 


With a surprised look on his face, the man replied, "I'm a police officer."


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Once it so happened that there was a beautiful contest between the sun and the wind. It was to see which of the two was stronger than the other.

The wind was very proud of itself and its prowess. It said, "Even the mighty clouds bow before me. They know that I can drive them away.

And the clouds can envelop you. So you are a small thing before me."
The sun said, "It is the time that will tell you who is stronger of the two."

Soon they saw a man who was wearing a coat. The sun said, "Let us see who makes the man to take off his coat."

The wind tried first. It blew harder and harder. But the man instead of removing his coat, wrapped it more and more. So, the wind failed.

Now it was the turn of the sun to try its strength. It began to shine. It became hotter and hotter.

Fiercer and fiercer. Ultimately, the man felt obliged to remove the coat. The wind lost and the sun won.

Moral: Don't be too proud of yourself. No one is perfect.


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lyrics [Read it]


. "Where you movin'? I said onto better things"


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OFFICE BOY [Read it]


A jobless man applied for the position
of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR
manager interviewed him then watched
him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed," he said. "Give me
your e-mail address and I'll send you
the application to fill in, as well as date
when you may start." The man replied, "But I don't have a
computer, nor an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If
you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And he who doesn't
exist, cannot have the job." The man left with no hope at all. He
didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to
the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the
tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to
double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times and returned
home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by
this way and started to go everyday
earlier, and return late. Thus, his money
doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck,
then he had his own fleet of delivery
vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of
the biggest food retailers in the US. He
started to plan his family's future and
decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker and chose a
protection plan. When the conversation
was concluded, the broker asked him
his email. The man replied, "I don't have an
email." The broker answered curiously, "You
don't have an email and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you
imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!" The man thought for a while and
replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!" Moral of the story... 1. If you don't have an email and work
hard, you can be a millionaire. 2. If you received this message by email,
you are probably already an office boy/
girl and not any close to being a
Billionaire. P.S: Do not forward this email back to
me, I' m closing my email and going to
sell tomatoes.
#?BOLLY_SMART? ?? ? ? ? ? ??™


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They are was a day that 1 of the savant hav some coversasion with his boss==>
PHILIP:Oga we are alredy close for work today,why did u not go home sir.
BOSS:Huhh! philip is not like that joo,is like my wife was cheating on me!
PHILIP:Bouth oga hw did u take notice of dat?
BOSS:Is one of my lastborn that use to tell me evrytime that if i went to work,1 of my staff use to come home to chat with my wife inside the room,and they we started shaoting"huh''ehy''yes''yes.but my son did not no d person name!!
PHILIP:am sorspect mr john becouse after am finish with ur wife na mr john am come dy mite on my way after mr john and i am not arshuor dat they are is enybody hense.and pls oga dont sack dat man oh,bcoz i dont wat to die in ur wife harm.+

WHAT DID U TINK WE HAPPEN TO PHILIP AND JOHN,MY PALS?.


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Cowboy [Read it]


One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"

The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home


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soo high [Read it]


Men nd Higness







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Akpors bought a donkey from a preacher.
The preacher told him, “this donkey has
been trained in a very unique way. The
only way to make the donkey go is to say
Hallelujah, and the only way to make it
stop is to say Amen.”
Akpors immediately got on the animal to
try out the preacher’s instructions.
“Hallelujah!” He shouted. And immediately
the donkey began to trot.
“Amen!” He shouted again, and the
donkey stopped immediately.
“This is great,” he said.
With Hallelujah he rode off very proud of
his purchase. Akpors travelled for a long
time through some mountains. Soon he
was heading towards a cliff. He could not
remember the word to make the donkey
stop. “STOP!” He blurted, “HALT!” He
blurted again.
The donkey just kept going, “Oh no, Bible!
Church! Please stop!” Cried Akpors.
He was getting closer and closer to the
edge of the cliff. Finally in desperation,
Akpors said a
prayer, “Please, dear God, please make
this donkey stop before i go off this
mountain, in
Jesus name, AMEN!” The donkey came to
an abrupt stop, just one step from the
edge of the cliff.
Immediately the donkey stopped, Akpors
could not contain his joy and he joyously
shouted “HALLELUJAH!”
Can you guess what happened next?


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We like people who like us; and we like people who are like us.Related

Never Quit [Read it]


Abraham Lincoln never quits.

Born into poverty, Lincoln was faced with defeat throughout his life. He lost eight elections, twice failed in business and suffered a nervous breakdown.

He could have quit many times – but he didn't and because he didn't quit, he became one of the greatest presidents in the United States history.

Here is a sketch of Lincoln's road to the White House:

1816 His family was forced out of their home. He had to work to support them.
1818 His mother died.
1831 Failed in business.
1832 Ran for state legislature – lost.
1832 Also lost his job – wanted to go to law school but couldn't get in.
1833 Borrowed some money from a friend to begin a business and by the end of the year he was bankrupt. He spent the next 17 years of his life paying off this debt.
1834 Ran for state legislature again – won.
1835 Was engaged to be married, sweetheart died and his heart was broken.
1836 Had a total nervous breakdown and was in bed for six months.
1838 Sought to become speaker of the state legislature – defeated.
1840 Sought to become elector – defeated.
1843 Ran for Congress – lost.
1846 Ran for Congress again – this time he won – went to Washington and did a good job.
1848 Ran for re-election to Congress – lost.
1849 Sought the job of land officer in his home state – rejected.
1854 Ran for Senate of the United States – lost.
1856 Sought the Vice-Presidential nomination at his party's national convention – get less than 100 votes.
1858 Ran for U.S. Senate again – again he lost.
1860 Elected president of the United States.


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Question of the day?

A girl sends her boyfriend who lives in another town a letter which read "I am sorry but i'm in love with a young,cute, adorable, intelligent and handsome guy. So i want us to end our relationship since I no longer love u. Please send my picture back to me. 2 DAYS LATER, The guy sent her an envelope containing 50 different pictures and a letter which read "PlS am sorry but i have forgotten your face so please select ur picture and send the rest back to me".
Now This is my Question: WHICH OF THEM BROKE THErnOTHERS HEART THE MOST?.


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Bad comparison [Read it]


TEACHER: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates already built his first computer software. 


AKPOS : Mind you Sir, at your age Adolf Hitler committed Suicide.


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love letter [Read it]


Dear Tina, Hmmmmm! Time and ability
plus double capacity has forced
my hands and brain to dance
automatically on this
benedicted medium. Why this
miraculous thing happened is simply because I love you
spontaneously and as I stand
horizontal to the wall and
perpendicular to the ground. I only think of you, since you
are a fantastic, fabulous lady
and a queen in the making but
baby, please stop haranguing
with the feelings in my heart
because I love you more than a rat loves fish. To me, each day
starts by thinking of you and
ends by dreaming of you. Each
time I see you, my metabolism
suddenly stops and my
peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medulla-oblongata also
stop functioning. Crazy! Crazy!! Crazy!!! you may
say but this is true. If only you
knew what is going on in my
encephalon, you would
understand how very well I
adore you. If words of love could ride a bicycle, I would be
competing against Cristiano
Ronaldo. That's why I need to see you as
soon as possible since you have
promised to visit. I think I have
to pen-off here because I still
haven't finished studying
electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you pa-
later. Sleep tight and don't let
those bed bugs ever bite you
because you are too sweet a
queen for them.
#BOLLYSneh™


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Akpos and Okon are both neighbors. They ran out of their house because of 3 years accumulated rent.
Six months later, another of their neighbour called them on phone informing them that their landlord had an accident and lost his memory.
They were so happy and decided to fool the man and pay him for just six months.
As they entered their compound, the landlord who was sitting outside called them and asked "Who are you and what are you people doing in my house?".
Okon out of excitement replied "Am Okon".
"Which okon?" asked the man.
"Okon your tenant, I came to pay the six months rent am owing you" says Okon.
Landlord: "Ok that's so kind of you, let me come"
He went inside to check the receipt booklet and figured out that Okon's last payment was 3 year back. He picked his phone and called the police to rush down immediately.
After that, he came out to collect the six months rent from Okon.
Before he could finish writing the receipt, the police arrived.
He ordered the policemen to arrest Okon for not paying him for 3years.
The landlord then point to Akpos and say "You! What is your own name?".
Akpos replied "Am mathew jackson. I came to look for house".


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2015-08-01 21:03:30

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******EPISODE 1***AYOMIDE*******
Alone in my mum's supermarket thinking
About many things but to be certain I was
Thinking about my ex-girlfriend Dolapo who
Just break-up with me a few days ago,she left
An injury into my hrt,I was like crying when
Dolapo told me she is no more interested in our relationship.
Although she doesn't have a reasonable excuse to give but I am left with no other option than to accept my fate with dolapo.chai!!! Ladies are really heartless sha..I no blame all those guys wey dey double date sha..just look at my condition now..if I am double dating my ex-gf dolapo I won't be single now and my hrt won't be broken this way..hmm
My name is olowoyo ayomide,a native of ikere-Ekiti,Ekiti state.My parent house is also in my town,I live with them,my mum owns a very big supermarket in my town,I am a seventeen years old boy,I just wrote my WASSCE this year..still waiting for my result to come out anyway sha before furthering my education in unilag..my mum's supermarket have really done a lot of good things in my life,you know as a Ekiti state boy we no dey dull ourselves,we are always smart,I am my mum's pet,so I don't really knows how to do all those big boy stuff my friends does..

I believe you know what am talking about..but some won't know sha..I mean always does yahoo boys stuff...duping of the white foxes..so me I be omo mummy..na my mums money I dey use maintain...anything I owns and have is always from my mums supermarket...


And currently I have nothing less than #200,000 in my account,I believe you people should have know how I am able to acquire that huge amount of money at my young age..you people can call it stealing but I think its not true,..is it not my mama's money??...afterall I still better all those friends of mine wey be say na duping dey do to acquire their own money...I thank God for my mum's supermarket or else I would have be in my friends category..dey have no option that's why they are like that anyway..boy go live and maintain himself now..
As a rich boy like me I spend so much on dolapo,I loves her a lot, she is the only girlfriend I have though my friends have warned me several times about the risk of falling in love with a single girl,but I have always refused to double date,I hate cheating on others...and I don't like people cheating on me..so I have been monitoring dolapo to make sure she doesn't cheat on me and likewise I spend so much on her to prevent her from looking at other guys out there...


Dolapo is very beautiful,she is a slim girl but her bossoms is a little bit huge..she is the type of girl I want..she is the same class with me but in a differnt school..I am a year older than her..
TO BE CONTINUED....







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Akpos came into the office an hour late for the third
time in one week
and found his boss waiting for him. "What's the
story this time, Akpos?"
he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse
for a change." Akpos sighed, "Everything went wrong this
morning, Boss. My wife decided to
drive me to the station. She got ready in ten
minutes, but then the
draw bridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I
swam across the river, look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport,
got a ride on Mr.
Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City
Music Hall, and was
carried here piggy back by one of the Rockettes." "You'll have to do better than that, Akpos," said the
boss, obviously
disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten
minutes."#is it tru that ladies cant get dressed/ready in ten mint?#AoN


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