Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


We always worry about our looks;

But the truth is that they neither matter to those who hate us nor to those who love us!Related

AKPOS THE SMART
DRIVER..?
Akpos, who survived in a
tragic accident which
rendered 50 people dead
at Lagos-Ibadan Express
Way was remanded in
police custody to assist in
police investigation.
Luckily for him, the police
officer incharge is his
friend Johnny.
Here is the Interrogation:
POLICE: Mr Akpos, how
did you end up killing 50
people?
AKPOS: I was driving at
150km/h when I saw two
men crossing the road.
On the other side, a
wedding
was taking place. I hit the
brake but it failed, so I had
to make a choice, either hit
the two men or run into
the wedding party....
POLICE: Hit the two men
of course to reduce
Casualties!
AKPOS: Exactly, we think
alike oooh! But after hitting
one, the other man
escaped into the wedding
party.
POLICE: So, what did you
do?
AKPOS: I went after him
to balance the
equation...But
unfortunately, people lost
their lives in the process.



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2015-08-07 22:05:49

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It been two day since sandra visited amara and amara was till ignoring chidi,she hasn't really have the courage to be with him ,chidi tried everything possible to get to her but it wasn't working out,chidi was in the garden, he has been calling amara but she wasn't picking up her phone,mrs Jonathan came to meet him,she has been observing him from the balcony,from the way chidi was behaving she knew he was trouble.

Mrs Jonathan :what is going on with you

Chidi turned and saw his mother, he was so deep in thought that he didn't know when his mother came.

Chidi:nothing, (trying to force out a smile )

Mrs Jonathan :don't tell me that,because I have been looking at you from the balcony and i know you aren't yourself, so what is it.

Chidi:i have been trying to reach someone but she is not responding, i don't know why.

Mrs Jonathan :it's she doing something for you that you need to reach her badly

Chidi :am talking about my fiancee

Mrs Jonathan was now confused

Mrs Jonathan :your fiancee, which fiancee are you talking about.

Chidi:mum,i have a fiancee, i was going to introduce her to you and dad very soon.

Mrs Jonathan :are you referring to that girl you told me about

Chidi:yes

Mrs Jonathan immediately got angry

Mrs Jonathan :what is the matter with you,why don't you always listen to me,so you are till on this girl issue, i thought we have talked about it

Chidi:and i made it clear to you that I don't love dora that i already have some one i love and i will want to marry.

Mrs Jonathan :you will never marry her

Chidi is now upset

Chidi:mum,i don't understand you,i will be the one to live with her not you

Mrs Jonathan :look at you,do you know the difference between wife and girlfriend, i am only doing what is best for you.

Chidi:i think i am in the right position to know what is best for me

Mrs Jonathan h please keep quiet, now look at the way she is messing you up

Chidi:she is not messing me up,please am ready not in the mood for this maybe some other time.

Chidi was ready to leave

Mrs Jonathan :and where do you think you are going

Chidi:to my room,since you don't want me to have peace here,i will just go to my room.

Mrs Jonathan :so now to you i don't know what am saying ,don't worry let me first see that girl here then you will understand what am talking about.

Chidi:hmmmmmm

Mrs Jonathan :yes.

Chidi looked at her one last time and walked away,his mum problem is the last thing on his mind,chidi later called sandra to beg her to help him out,sandra felt sorry for chidi and decided to try her best,she came up with a plan, the next day she called amara and ask her to meet her up in a restaurant close to her super market, she also called chidi and told him the same thing, sandra was in the restaurant sitted waiting for them to come,not up to ten minutes amara walked in,Amara saw her and went to meet her,they huged and sat down.

Amara :you sounded serious on the phone hope no problem

Sandra was now laughing

Sandra :relax okey

Amara : what do you mean by relax,you called me that you want to see me and it's serious, and now you are laughing, don't tell me it a joke cause I will kill you.

Sandra :sorry,i just needed to bring you here,but there is something I want us to talk about.

Amara :what is it

Sandra :calm down,we are not yet complete

Amara :and who are we waiting for

Just then chidi walked in and saw them,chidi was surprise to see amara because Sandra nevered told him that amara was also invited,when amara saw chidi she was shocked, she looked at sandra who was just smiling, chidi stood his sit,he was staring at amara but amara just put her face away.

Sandra :i know both of you are surprised to see each other and i know without been told you already know the reason for my action,seriously i don't like the way things are going between the both of you,i don't know if I should be interfering but I will appreciate it if you guys do the same for me if i am in your shoes,so now i want both of you to settle yourselves out,now.

Chidi was pleased and was also happy for what sandra did,he never really expected it.

Chidi :Sandra, thanks for doing this am really greatful,you know i don't have anything against amara here,so the question should be directed to her,Amara, what is the matter with you,why have you been ignoring me,if i have done anything wrong you should let me know so I can apologies instead of doing this to me.

Amara wasn't ready to answer him,this wasn't the time for her to explain things to chidi,she got up to leave but chidi quickly held her hand and he stood up

Amara :let me go please

Chidi was confused, he didn't understand the meaning of her words

Chidi:i should leave you alone

Amara looked at chidi with tear in her eyes

Amara :no chidi,i just want to be left alone for now please

Chidi:what are you saying,what have I done

Amara :you haven't done anything wrong believe me

Chidi:then why do you want me to let you be for sometime

Amara :nothing

Chidi was not upset

Chidi:Amara are you trying to leave me

Amara :no

Chidi raise the tone of his voice

Chidi :then why are you doing this, i don't understand you,is it because of dora, i thought we have settled it,what more do you want me to do

Chidi hold her by her shoulder

Chidi:amara please stop doing this to us,you are killing me,please

Amara tryed to force out the words from her month but it wasn't coming out,she wanted to explain everything to him but she just couldn't she was too scare to do so,she removed chidi's hand from her shoulder.

Amara :chidi just stop,stop please, i just need time,just give me time

She walked away,as she was getting to the entrance door she felt dizzy,she tryed to balance herself but she was too wake to do so,she just collapse, chidi and Sandra quickly ran to her,

Chidi:amara

Chidi was trying to wake her up ,chidi and sandre was very scared,they didn't know what was wrong with her,they quickly rush her to the hospital,the doctor immediately start treatment on her,not less them 30 minutes the doctor was done,he came out of the room where amara was,chidi and Sandra was worried but the doctor gave them the insurance that amara was fine,they all went in to see amara,amara was already awake,Sandra and chidi was happy to see amara.

Chidi:doctor mike what was the problem

Doctor mike:it was nothing serious

Sandra :then what happened

Doctor mike:she was only stressed out,you know in her condition she needs alot of rest.

They were all confused

Amara :doctor there is nothing wrong with me,i am not sick.

Doctor mike:then you are not aware

Sandra :just say it please

Doctor mike:we run some test on you and we discovered that you are two weeks and some days pregnant

Sandra, amare and chidi was shocked

Chidi:did you run the test very well

Doctor :sure,i did it myself

Sandra :are you sure there isn't a mistake

Chidi:he is our family doctor,there is no mistake in his work,thanks doctor Mike

Doctor mike:no problem, i will leave now

Doctor mike left the room,

Sandra :chidi,why don't we all clam down and try to slove this problem

Sandra was trying to clam him down,amare was till shocked, she was already crying,chidi looked at her with anger in them,

Chidi:ahhhh

He scearmed out,this got amara scared

Chidi:you better start talking,if you don't you will know i have a temper

Amara :chidi please

Chidi shouted at her

Chidi :i don't want to hear my name on your lip,don't

Chidi was so hurt,and you can tell from his voice

Chidi:who is the father,who... is... the... father....

Amara interrupted

Amara :maxwell, maxwell is the father,

Chidi was so shocked and at once he felt wake to say a word, he felt he was dreaming,at that point he was confused he didn't know what to do,Amara in the other hand didn't know when she said it out but she knew chidi needed answers.

***TO BE CONTINUE ***

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EPISODE 19

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Three housewives were walking in a park. They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.

Doctor’s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies.

Lawyer’s Wife: No, this is a pure attempt of rape; and the dog should b hanged.

Major’s Wife: Seems like the dog has returned home after 6 months!Related

AKPOS: Uncle, I learn its difficult to get
admission into
University these days, except you are well
connected… Uncle: Yes thats true. …
AKPOS: Since you are connected, I came to
ask you to help me
get admission into university after my
jamb.
Uncle: Ya that’s true…am connected and I
will help you.
AKPOS: Thank you uncle. Uncle: You are
welcome,
so how is your result, is it Waec or Neco and
how many credits
did you get?
AKPOS: Uncle, its waec, I had only 2 credits
in Agricultural
science and Yoruba language, but I failed the
rest.
Uncle: Well, that’s not bad,you can still be
a doctor, not a
medical doctor really, but native doctor
(babalawo)..you will use your credit in
Agric in collecting
herbs from forest, and Yoruba language for
incantations.


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2015-06-20 17:38:43

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confession [Read it]


Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm
wine together. Ochuko said,"Akpos, I have
a confession to make."Akpos asked,"What
is it?"Ochuko said,"Last week, I slept with
your wife. I am sorry."Akpos shouted,"You
slept with my wife?!" Ochuko said,"Please forgive
me."Akpos
cooled down and said,"What are friends for?
I forgive you."The following week, Ochuko
was furious that someone had harvested all
his crops in his farmland. During their
drinking time in the evening, Akpos said to
Ochuko,"Ochuko, I have a confession to
make."Ochuko asked,"What is it?"Akpos
said,"I was the one who harvested all your
crops. I am very sorry I did that."Ochuko,
after getting angry, said,"What are friends
for? I forgive you."Two weeks later, they
were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko
said to Akpos,"Akpos, I have a
confession to make."Akpos asked,"What is
it?"O
chuko said,"I poisoned your drink because I
was angry with you. Please forgive me.
Akpos said,"So you poisoned my drink? Anyway
what are friends for? I forgive
you. I also have a confession to make."
Ochuko asked,"What is it?"Akpos said,"I am
sorry! I exchanged our drinks. Please
forgive me!".


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2015-06-06 01:48:04

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One day i attend a wedding ceremony i was not invit to my mum sent me to go and give her friend 20,000 naira as i was going i saw where dey are doing wedding i go dere d musician started praising me my head begin dey swell up i did not no d time i begin d spear d money dat my mum give me i just dey spend like a big boy until d money finish na dat time i remeber say dey send me with d money d thing we pain me pass be say dey did not give me pure water talkless of food o boy i see one food for corner i just dey handle am.


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2015-07-25 23:08:23

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Attention [Read it]


Attension! Attension!! Attension!!! The Federal
Government of Nigeria under the leadership of
General Muhammadu Buhari is glad to announce
to all Graduates, University and Polytechnic
Students and all Applicantd that this is the month of
August 2015 and that
next month will be september 2015. Thanks you
for reading, you can now go back to what you
were doing.
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go-getter the funniest


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2015-08-29 17:40:13

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Akpos played Nairabet and won
N20million naira. So he went to claim it
AKPOS: "I want my 20 million naira."
MAN: We will give you a million naira
today. You will get the rest within the
next 2 years.
Akpos said, "Gimme my money now! I
won it, and I want it!"
Akpos got furious and shouted, "If you
are not going to give me my 20 million
naira now, then give me back my N100!"
One word for Akpos?



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2015-06-24 09:47:05

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Thife [Read it]


Akpos went to super market and thife ice cream of hundred naira and there cash him and beathim mercilessly so for a while there did nt stop beatin him so him nw tell dem to stop dat he has smtin to sa akpos last week way i thife five blackberry dem no beat me lik dis


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2016-02-10 22:51:20

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See me see trouble ooo! Wanted to buy a book in a bookshop, then saw some books with these titles.
1. How to look beautiful /handsome by Obasanjo
2. The secret of a successful marriage by Chris okotie
3. Food dat will make u grow very tall by Osita Iheme (pawpaw ). I was confused.
4. My luv for Nigeria by Abubakar Shekau
5. The joy of poverty by Aliko Dangote
6. Tips on how to pass ur english language by Patience Jonathan
7. How to pass WAEC by Buhari. I became more confused.
8. How to zip up till marriage by 2face Idibia.
I became dumbfounded Abeg I need help. If na u which one you go buy?. Pls send fast am in d bookshop.


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2015-05-14 01:08:08

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Stupid Answers for stupid questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks;what are you trying to do?Ans: I want to wash them for you3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,wet; ''did you just have a bath?''Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl. 4
You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?''Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to comedown and get me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him;''are those flowers?''Ans: no baby, they're carrots!6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?''Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask;''are you sleeping?''Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
9. Are you reading this post? Your answer:.....?


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A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, “Honey, at 60-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive.”

The husband just smiled and said, “I won’t be surprised if it’s Akpos.”

Wife in shock, “Yes, why?”

The husband replies, “He deals in leftovers…”


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2015-11-27 08:29:03

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wall of Jerico [Read it]


A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class during the mid term, wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far. He decided to start from the last topic the previous teacher had taught, "Hello class, who broke down the walls of Jericho?" 


There was a full minute of absolute silence. All the students just stared at him blankly. The teacher then pointed at the students in the front desk to answer the question. The students began responding. 


Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just started this school last week." 


John: "Sir the day the walls was broken, I didn't come to school, I swear" 


MARY: "Sir I only passed by the walls of Jericho, I didn't even touch it, as it was already broken when I passed it." 


Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had been broken, until you mentioned it now." 


The teacher became so shocked and infuriated, "What!!!" He screamed. The Students began murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so mean.


The teacher, shocked by their ignorance, stormed to the principals office to tell him what happened. The principal kindly responded, "Sorry about that. You know how mischievous these JSS students can be? Always destroying things and later denying it. But be rest assured, this matter would be fully investigated. Just write down the total cost in fixing the said wall, and at the next PTA meeting the issue would be discussed"


Who is more stupid, the students or the principal? Comment below...


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2015-04-13 08:03:17

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smart akpos [Read it]


Akpos asked Chichi in a library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT
TO SPEND
THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the students in the library started staring at
Akpos and he felt embarrassed. After a couple of
minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’ table and
she told him
"I study psychology and I know what someone is
thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH
NA!!!"
Everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock
and Akpos whispered in her ears.
"I study Law and I know how to make someone
feel guilty"


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2015-02-03 09:21:10

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The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.

~ Zig ZiglarRelated

Officer: What is your Name ?

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Tell me properly.

Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer: Your father’s name ?

Candidate: MP sir

Officer: What does that mean ?

Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir.

Officer: Your native place.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate: No, Munnur Pal sir.

Officer: What is your qualification?

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: (Angrily) What is it ?

Candidate: Matric Pass.

Officer: Why do you need a job ?

Candidate: MP sir.

Officer: And what does that mean ?

Candidate: Money Problem sir.

Officer: Describe your personality.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: Explain yourself clearly.

Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir.

Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now.

Candidate: MP Sir.

Officer: What is it now?

Candidate: My performance….?

Officer: MP !!!

Candidate: What is that sir..?

Officer: Mentally Punctured.

Candidate: MP Sir…(my pleasure)Related

IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE
WOMEN.
1. Dey would have asked 4 directions
instead of
following the star.
2. They would have presented gifts such as
pampers, powder, feeding bottle,
napkins,
Akamu, cerelac and so on.
3. After leaving one would have told d
other ''did u see Mary's shoes, they dont match
her dress''.
4. One would av also said ''I heard
Joseph is not
working, he's just an ordinary
capenter. how can they survive?''
5.Another would av said ''imagine the
kind of
dirty enviroment she deliverd, are they
nt perceiving de
bad odour from de sheep & Goats?'' 6. Another would av also said ''the
baby doesn't
even resemble Joseph, was she really
a virgin?''.
7. One would have replied
''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL
days nah.What are u telling me.
8. Another would have been
eyeing Joseph.
9. One go de form queen Elizabeth
saying "how can I enter dis dirty place"?...
CHEI! ..... #Gals and dia Amebo. #SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL! #B-goF #AoN


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2015-12-19 12:02:33

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JOKE PART 21 BY DINDY
The problem doesn't start when you go to porn site and watching porn movies
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The problem is when your dad or mum was standing behind you all the while you were watching it....lol.
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 22.



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Yo mama [Read it]


Yo mama is so short that her legs is showing on her passports


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Love stories [Read it]


There was a girl named
Becca and a boy named
Joe. Becca was in a
burning house. None of
the firefighters could get
in the house because the
fire was too big. Joe
dressed in one of the fire
suits and got into the
house. When he got up
the stairs, the steps fell off
behind him. When he got
into her room he sealed
the door up behind him.
He held her tight, kissed
her, huged her, then said
that he loved her. She
asked what was wrong,
and he said that he was
going to die. Her eyes
widened as she began to
cry. He picked her up and
jumped out of the four
story house. He landed on
his back with her on top
of him. He died to save
her life.


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Ex girlfriend [Read it]


My ex girlfriend wanted me to feel jealous, she snapped picture of herself and her new boyfriend half naked on the bed and sent it to me, i then forwarded it to her father. Hope i am not wicked?


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Goodbye [Read it]


A guy was listening to his kid say his nightly prayers. The kid says, "Goodnight
mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma." The next day the grandma
dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Good- night
mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies. The
father thinks this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodnight mommy, and
goodbye daddy." The father freaks. He's thinking I'm gonna die. So the next day
he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. At
the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair. He
says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day." She
says "YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!" ...... lol lol lol


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Continues..
Immediately I raised my head OMG! why was I seeing models lately? I thought. He was more handsome than the guy earlier. He was light in complexion so was I. He dressed really simple only his neck chain and wrist watch will tell you he was rich!
Guy2: oh! I am sorry, it was definitely my fault. I am sorry I ran into you.(he was so nice and cute. His teeth and fragrance was like that of the earlier guy). But if I were to choose, I would choose this one. When he smiled, his teeth sparkled. He had a pinky lip and tongue.
Me: oh, don't say that. It was all my fault I wasn't thinking straight. (my hands was on waist while he picked up my hand bag for me)
Guy2: its okay but next time be careful he said as he patted my left shoulder and left for car. His car was so unique. A white Toyota SUV. As he got to the back door someone one dressed almost like him opened the door for him as he stepped in and before I knew they were gone. I insulted myself for not being Able to ask for his name. I didn't get to know these guys names. But I was upon glad that I met them.
*******Back in the hostel*******
When I got to the hostel, belinda was not around but I met miranda.
Me: bae, you should have been around OMG(I screamed as I was swinging from to right snapping my fingers before I finally sat down)
Miranda: na golden medal you win abi na watin(sitting up interested already)
Me: na aproko go kill you. I think I saw the so called Brenden(fuming my face)
Miranda: you think you saw, abi you saw him? Where?
Me: in class na. He was dressed in black and white
Miranda: you see, I told you, you will fall for him.
Me: fall for him key, mtcheeeew. (I knew I was lying but telling miranda how I actually felt was like telling my father I ate the chocolate I boasted I won't eat. And I didn't always like his expression back in Europe)
Miranda: you did not fall for him yet you knew the colour of his clothes?(smiling at me)
Me: shuuuuuu, is that a crime again?
Miranda: no oooo. Maybe you haven't seen them in group if not ehnn you will fall for him. By the way did he tell you his name?
Me: (God knew I was dying to see them in group) nope he didn't.
Miranda: then how did you know he was Brenden?
Me: his outfit said it all. You said the B.B dressed in black and white. Right?
Miranda: yes they do. Okay ooo. Maybe you will fall for preston. Their group always dress simple, smart and neat. Their colour is white and red. Prestley my boyfriend is among them.
Me: whoa whoa I guess I have seen him. Prestley? Seems they accept someone who is rich and has a P starting his name?
Miranda: where? Yeah exactly and someone who is cute too. Prestley is so cute.
Just then someone entered guess who?
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Yaad Mein Unki Kiya Loota Diya..

Itni Mari Muthh Ke Topa Sujaa Diya..

Hume Kamzor Hota Dekh Jab Muskurayi

Woh…….

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2. Tell her " I MISS YOU". She will say "I MISS YOU TOO".
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Teenage Love. [Read it]


**PART ONE**
CHAPTER 1…….
It was a bright saturday morning
on the 7th of september 2013.
Akinola oluwasegun was walking
along a popular street in Ibadan,
Oyo state. He was dressed in a
white T-shirt and a black pant
trouser and a black vickers shoe.
He was on his way to Loyola
College, a government owned
secondary school around Agodi
gate GRA Ibadan for his WAEC GCE
exam.
He entered into the school
compound and walked towards
the school building. Being his
first paper English Language, he
had no idea of where the
examination hall was situated.
So, he had to ask for help from
other candidates who had come
the previous days for chemistry
practicals and Commerce. He
walked up to a girl seated on the
staircase reading to ask for the
help.
“Hello, good morning.” he
greeted.
“Good morning.” she replied.
“Please, are you here for exam?”
he asked.
“Yeah.” she replied.
“Okay. Please, which way is the
examination hall.” He asked.
“I don’t know. This is my first
time here.” She answered.
(disappointed) “Okay, lets ask
others the way to the exam hall.”
He adviced.
“Okay.” She replied standing up
and dusting her skirt.
*TEN MINUTES LATER*
The invigillator walked into the
exam hall carrying a green sack
with the inscription; WEST
AFRICAN EXAMINATION COUNCIL.
No 62. He was accompanied by
five teachers of the school.
A laptop was removed and with
a thumb printing device attached
to it.
“Line up for your biometrics.”
one of the teachers barked.
After the completion of the
biometrics. The candidates were
asked to sit down according to
their numbers. The answer
booklets and the question
papers were first distributed
before the attendance was
marked. The paper lasted two
and a half hours. The paper
ended by 11:30am and they
were given 3hours break before
the commencement of the paper
2&3(objectives & the Test of
Orals respectively).
Outside the examination hall,
students were seen in group,
some in fours, in fives and so on
discussing and arguing over the
just concluded paper.
Oluwasegun(segun for short)
wast sitting alone under a big
three near the school football
pitch. He was flipping through
the pages of the WAEC English
language past question. Just then
someone tapped him from
behind. He looked up and saw
his cousin Omolayo Akinola.
He stood up and hugged her.
“What are you doing here?” he
asked.
“I came to greet my friends
writing their exam here. She
answered.
“Where is your centre?”
“Ikolaba grammar school.”she
replied.
“Most of my friends are in that
centre.”he said.
“Are you the only one here?” she
asked.
“Yes, am the only one here from
my school.”he answered.
“You must be feeling lonely
o.”she said.
“Yeah”………
The gisted for like ten minutes
before Omolayo stood up to go,
“Let me introduce you to my
friends over there.” she said
pointing to a group of 2 boys
and 4 girls gisting.
He stood up and followed her
towards the group. Immediately
they saw them approach they
stopped talking.
“Where have you been? One of
her friends jummy asked
Omolayo suspiciously.
Ignoring her question. “Meet my
cousin, Segun. Segun meet my
friends.” she introduced.
“Hi guys.” he greeted.
“Hi.” They chorused.
They all hung around till it was
1:30pm, 30minutes before the
next paper.
“Bro, i think we should get going
so, we won’t be late.” Omolayo
said.
“Alright, bye. Segun answered.
Omolayo left with four of her
friends remaining two who were
also in segun’s centre. Among
which was Jummy.
–to be continued–


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THE KIDNAPPERS [Read it]


THE KIDNAPPERS
CHAPTER ONE
~Tuwo Village~
“Guy abeg no finish this garri
because the way you dey rush am,
you fit compete with Usain Bolt o”
Mark said angrily as he picked up
the plate of garri which they were
drinking and gulped it all at once.
“Chai Mark you be b------s I
swear, am sure na your mama
grand mama wey been go thief
meat from hunter trap nai make
them curse una generation with
poverty, see as you dey rush garri
like goat” John teased him back.
“Shebi them say a friend of a
thief, na thief him be? which
means say the curse dey also flow
for your bloodline too, Anuofia”
Mark fired back.
“But wait o, how about the 5k
wey we don get for kpon kpon
work? Make we use am start
business abi how you see am?”
“Na kwili kwili business abi
chewing gum business we go do,
money sef wey we use dey feed
on nai you dey brag about. Them
truly swear for you” Mark replied
as he got up to lick the remaining
garri particles of the plate. He
believed that his tongue was
greater than any sponge in this
world.
“Broooossss, I don see vision”
John suddenly said and jumped
up to dance shoki startling Mark
in the process who stared at him
like a mad man.
“I think say na weed dey manifest
untop people, abi garri sef don
dey make person high? Wait o,
shebi if person wan craze na garri
them dey soak to make am well?
Now wey garri don dey make
person craze that means na sand
sand nai person go chop to well
abi? Bros abeg siddon na, no
allow people to begin think say na
Ebola symptoms don begin o” He
warned his friend.
“Hehehe yeye boy, na new
business idea wey just fling enter
my head now sef, if you know
how the idea good you for just
follow me dey dance now” John
replied and changed to skelewu
dance steps.
“The only business wey I know
wey you ever bring na that sugar
cane business wey you convince
me to do, you nearly make people
burn us because them think say
we be bokoharamist, abi which
better idea fit enter this your head
after you don carry 51 over 50 for
class since wey you start school,
infact your foolishness been too
much sowtey the pikin wey dey
your headmistress belly collect the
last position from you” Mark
teased him.
“Mehn na kidnapping business just
enter my mind now now, na our
jackpot to success be that” John
answered calmly.
“Ehhhh bros now I know say garri
dey refresh person brain like how
ashawo dey change customers, na
where you keep this part of brain
since, me sef no think about this
idea sef. Oboy when we go start
na, because I sure say na papa
Ngozi chicken and goat you wan
begin kidnap” Mark replied.
“You too dey joke jare, I meant
real kidnapping business, we go
kidnap big man children and ask
for ransom” John replied seriously.
“Now I know say devil don dey
use your brain play ludo, na who
you wan kidnap for this village to
get money? Abi you want make
them swear for you?” Mark said
angrily.
“Bros calm down, who say we go
kidnap here, if say Wizkid been
dey sing for inside him room or
for birthday party you think say
him for don become big musician
today, mehn you gats to upgrade
o, go in search of greener
pastures….”
“Ehhhh wonders shall never end,
John na which time your english
teacher comot from grave wey
your accent change, chai oya
where we go start our kidnapping
business now?” Mark asked.
“Now you are speaking my
language, na Abuja we go base,
when we kidnap one big man
pikin and collect ransom then we
go run go Lasgidi wether Banky W
go fit sign us for him label” John
explained.
“Label ko Babel Ni? Na for
otapiapia bottle nai them go
feature us, eg, we go wear big
eyeglass then hold bottles of
mosquito medicine dey rap for
hold up abi, na there nai we go
dey do our concerts” Mark mocked
him.
“Chai na which kin goat wey I get
as roommate, sha no be room
mate, I go say hut mate. But guy
serious na because if I make am
and you come dey check me for
house I go say make them tell
you say I dey do collabo with
Tyga o” John fired back.
“Oyana nothing spoil but incase
you fail, you go take the blame o”
“Eh no problem I gree but if I
succed then na 70-30% we go
share o, you gree?”
“Yes o, I gree, and if police catch
us and jugde sentece us to like
10years imprisonment, just know
say I go spend 3 years while you
spend 7 years o” Mark replied.
They agreed on the kidnapping
deal and bet to seal the deal
before they went out to pack their
few belongings, John took only
two pair of shirts and trousers,
wore tripple boxers and then
waited for Mark who was packing
even the cobwebs in their small
hut as finally remembrance of
their hardships.
They waved the area boys
goodbye and took night bus to
Abuja…
~Abuja (Garki metropolis)~
“Guy you dey piss for mouth?”
John shouted into Marks ears,
Mark jumped up startled.
“Oboy na sweat be this abi rain be
fall inside bus?” Mark asked
innoncently.
“Abeg look that car window, you
go see as rain create extra
moustache full you face come join
with your cloth” John answered as
Mark ran to look at a car’s side
mirror, he screamed and used his
shirt to wipe the white stains on
his face.
“Guy you wicked o, why you no
wake me as saliva dey drop na?”
“Wake you? I for even carry
bucket dey fetch am sef then we
for tie am for leather go sell as
internal drip for hospitals” he
mocked his friend who playfully
punched him.
“Oya what’s next on your agenda,
we don reach Abj so wetin dey
next abi na random kidnapping
sure pass?”
“No, you know say this na high
grade kidnapping business so we
go need car wey we go use carry
the pikin” John explained.
“Oya na your two ears we go use
do tires abi, while your waist go
be my seat shey?”
“Ohh guy why you no get sense
na? I dey talk of to go thief motor
wey we go use for this mission”
“Chai bros ur brain hot pass sun
joor, oya I thank God I bring my
toy gun sef”
The pointed at a man with a
prado jeep who came out and
started confessing all his sins from
all the girls he had slept with to
all the government money he had
embezzled.
“Oga so na your type dey thief
our money abi?” A rugged looking
youth shouted at the man when
he opened his eyes.
“No baba, na the prayer point wey
Father Mbaka say make we pray
for middle of road this afternoon,
abeg no vex joor” the man replied
and tear race while a long trail of
angry fellows chased him.
John and Mark had been driving
round big houses for an hour
before the saw a chubby
handsome boy sitting on a fence
with a catapult and stones.
“Oboy match brake” Mark
screamed as he saw the boy.
The fence the chubby boy sat on
contained a multi modern
bungalow and lots of cars, the
great gate showed that the owner
was really wealthy, quickly they
dashed out and walked slowly
towards the guy.
“Hey fine boy how are you?” Mark
spoke queens english, the next
thing that happened turned him
to an agbero immediately, the
chubby boy fired a small stone to
his big mouth which increased in
size and width.
“Oboy your father, abeg catch am
before na my nose him go stone
next” Mark shouted as the
dragged the boy’s leg and flinged
him to their side, the funny thing
was that the boy showed no signs
of struggling neither did he shout.
They sped like two mad men
through the city as they looked
for an isolated spot outside the
city, finally they saw an
uncompleted building and packed
there, they checked the car’s
pigeon hole and found N10,000
there, quickly they grabbed the
money and ran to open the booth,
what they saw shocked them to
their bone marrows.
The dude the kidnapped was not
crying or choking for breath, he
was fast aslepp, using Marks’s bag
as his pillow, his legs well crossed
and his catapult was on his chest
like a cacthiest. Mark followed a
sharp slap to the kid’s leg which
made him spring up, the guarded
the booth incase the guy wanted
to run but the boy just lifted up
his head and stared around, he
noticed that they were far from
home, immediately he screamed
“YES” and placed his hands like he
was stringing a guitar to sing.
“I feel Good Parararararara…”
Phahhh, a hot slap landed on his
face given to him by Mark.
“Wetin you dey feel good about,
na the way you increase the pomo
for my mouth abi the fact say we
don kidnap me”
“Arhhh Uncle so una kidnap me?
Arhhh I feel Good pararara..”
“Sharrap” Mark and John shouted
at the same time.
“Guy if you misbehave we go use
you do money rituals so you
better ask any question wey I ask
you now” John warned.
“Ok Uncle” the boy replied but
still smiling and fidgeting with his
catapult.
“Wetin be your name and papa
name?”
“My name na Donsamtex but call
me Samuel and my father name
na Thomas”
“Ok that’s good, your papa get
money?”
“Yes Uncle, this evening them dey
evem bring ten million come give
am”
“Yagga this is good news, oya no
worry, when your papa pay the
money we go release you, no vex
for the slap wey you don chop,
make I buy indomie make we
enjoy ourselves joor” John said
while Mark was already dancing
sekem into the uncompleted
building.
Samuel followed them meekly as
John frove out to buy indomie,
five alive and other minor stuffs.
While they were eating John
drafted a ransom letter and gave
it to Mark to read out loud.
“Dear sir Thomas
This is to inform you thaat your
son has been kidnapped, we are
asking for the sum of one million
naira or he dies. The money
should be put in a polythene bag
and placed in a dust bin outside
your house then walk away, if the
police is involved, your son dies.
The money should be ready by
6pm
Yours sincerely, The Kidnappers”
“Oboy na so you get brain, walahi
if say Waec Know, them for
change the D7 wey you get for
engish to C6” Mark belated.
“You wey know, I be intelligent
neing from birth na”
“Oya do go drop the note and be
careful o, we don hammer joor, eh
where Samuel?”
“Chai shebi him been siddon
there, chai our money access don
run, oboy follow am joor”
They rushed outside to see Samuel
shooting at birds, they both gave
a sigh of relief.
“Samuel wetin you dey do?”
“Brother I wan kill birds for night
food na, our food don finish”
Samuel replied.
Mark ran into the building to
confirm it, then ran out with his
hand on his head.
“Oboy this guy don ceared
everything o”
“How come?” John replied.
“Uncle see my belly na, I sabi
chop wella, e no even do me sef”
Samuel replied.
“Oya samuel no worry, make I go
buy something come back, oga
Mark go keep you company, any
kin thing wey you wan do him go
do with you”
“Uncle thank you, I promise not
to run away, infact I like as una
no tie me sef” Samuel replied.
Mark gave John thumbs up as he
went to deliver the ransom later…
TO BE CONTNUED

>>

ONE WRONG TURN
Episode 26

I didn’t feel anything anymore, all
that remained was slight regret.
The whole episode did not seem
right to me.
His hug barely made any
difference. Slowly i dressed myself
up, and attempted to stand up. It
was time to go home.
As I stood u, i felt a Sharp pain
down below, it made my walking
steps awkward. I just prayed it
stops before i get home.
Managed to walk up to the door,
which he held open for me. As we
walked towards the car, i tried to
walk as normally as possible
despite the pain.
I did not want to give the silly
boys any impression. It obviously
didn’t work though, as their
jeering and senseless talk
continued.
As we drove away, i kept silent. A
lot of thoughts filtered through
my mind. What would change
after today? Will my mum ever
find out? Have i made a mistake?
Only time will tell.
The silence from Ehis was equally
deafening. He seemed indifferent
about my feelings.
Few blocks away from my house, i
told him to pull over. I did not
want any one around my
neighbourhood to seem me inside
the car with a boy.
“is anything the matter”? Ehis
asked in a calm voice.
“i just don’t want to be seen
coming out of your car” I
answered.
“no not that, you seem tensed”
” I’m scared, i feel a little
different. What if some one finds
out”, i said almost shedding tears.
He grabbed hold of my hands and
pulled me closer to himself.
“Ella, i mean every word i said to
you. I ll always love you”
His words infused me with some
courage. I felt much relieve.
Perhaps they were the words i
needed to hear.
“learn to stand up to your parents,
you are not a kid anymore” he
said in a cold voice, lettin go of
me.
I reached out and kissed his lips,
before stepping out of the car, to
make my way home.
The walk home was very
uncomfortable, i felt a lot of pain
in between my tights.
My whole body ached, but i had
to put on a bold face. My heart
pounded as i approached the gate
to my house.
**
The angry figure on my mum
greeted my as soon as I opened
the gate. She stood there as if she
had been waiting for me.
” were are you coming from
young lady?” She asked, sounding
really angry
“from lectures”
“shut up, your lectures ended
since 3:30” she cut in
Those words sent shivers down my
spine. I have been caught, and its
only the first day.
But how on earth did my mum
find out that i closed earlier? I
wondered with my mouth wide
open
“Go to your room and wait for
me” she ordered
As i walked into the house, my
mum took a thorough objective
look at me, frisking me with her
eyes. She must have noticed that i
wasn’t walking properly.
I got to my room, took off my
uniform, and emptied my school
bag. I needed to take a bath.
My room door flew open
suddenly. There was my mum
again, with a pair of sterile gloves
in her hand.


>>

A female teacher was having a
problem with a boy in 3rd grade.
The boy said "Ma, I should b in
4th grade, I'm smarter than my
sister & she's in the 4th grade"
The teacher had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2
the Principal's office.
She explained everything 2 the
Principal who decided 2 test the
boy with some questions that a
4th grader should know. Principal: 3 + 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 + 6
Boy: 12
And so on ….
The principal asked the boy many questions & the boy got them
right. The principal then ask the
teacher to send the boy to the
4th grade.
The teacher decided to ask the
boy some more question and the principal agreed.
Teacher: What does a cow have 4
of, that I have only 2 of.
Boy: Legs.
Teacher: What’s in your pant that
you have, but I don’t have. Boy: Pockets
Teacher: What starts with C and
ends T, is hairy, oval, delicious &
contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink & comes out soft and sticky?
The principal’s eyes open really
wide, but b4 he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking
charge.
Boy: Bubble gum Teacher: You stick your poles
inside me, you tie me down to get
me up, and I get wet before you
do. What am I?
Boy: Tent.
The principal was looking restless. Teacher: A finger goes into me.
You fiddle with me when your are
bored. The bestman always has
me first. What am I?
Boy: Wedding ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When
you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft, my
tip penetrates and I come with a
quiver? Boy: Arrows
Teacher: What starts with an F
and ends with a K & if you don’t
get it, you have to use your
hand?
Boy: Fork Teacher: What’s it that all men
have. It's longer in some men
then others. The Pope doesn’t
use his & a man gives it to his wife
after marriage.
Boy: Surname Teacher: What part of the man
has no bone, but has muscle with
lots of veins, likes pumping & is
responsible for love?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “send
the boy to the university, I got the
last 10 questions wrong myself”.
Good night my people, see you
tomorrow!
#BOLLY_SMART™®


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boko haram [Read it]


GIRL : Dad, my fiance is an hausa man DAD :
God forbid!, boko haram people!?...
Noooooo!!!... GIRL : he's Dangote's son....
DAD : Ahhhhhh, we are all Nigerians
now...why are you still sitting down talking
to me, call him the wedding can start
tomorrow.


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2015-05-19 23:03:01

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The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school

AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot?

GIRL: Do you know who I am?

AKPOS: No…

GIRL: I’m his daughter.

AKPOS: Do u know me?

GIRL: No!

AKPOS: Thank God.



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CAMPUS BABE
Episode 1
By Owoeye Extinate

They say each day comes with
its
blessings and I guess some
also come
with their curse…let me cuT to
the chase
here.
It was just another afternoon
on campus
and we had just finished a
hectic biology practical and
some of my coursemates
and I decided to just chill at a
little and
have some snacks and fizzy
drinks.we
were about 7:3guys and 4girls.
Among the
guys,was chuks: a really cute
dude who
had a serious crush on
me,every1 in d department
knew about his love for me,
but since he had never said
anything
about it to me,I just decided to
keep him
as a friend. Chuks suggested
we sat at a
separate area,he said he
wanted to talk
to me about somthing(I
already knew what it was but I
wanted to hear it from
the horse’s mouth),so I said ok
and
immediately we left for anothe
table, the
rest of them were hailing
chuks! chuks!
their eyes followed us till we
sat
down,and I became so
shy.finally chuks started
talking… So chuks started
talking about his
feelings for me,I had heard
those lines
before but there was
something about
how he said it…gosh! He was
romantic,too bad I already had
a
boyfriend whom he had never
met,his name was femi. I had
told Femi about
chuks and the gist in our
department,
femi had become jealous and I
liked that
(dnt judge me please)
sometimes making
a guy jealous increases his
level of care
and attention towards
you,every girl like attention
and I was no different. Chuks
had finished what I would call
an
excellent romantic episode and
he asked
me to be his girlfriend, I
declined and told
him I already had a boyfriend
whose
name was femi,it was then it
occured to
me that femi and I had agreed
to see by 3pm,it was already
3:30. I jerked and told
chuks I had to meet with
femi,he wore a
downcast look and pleaded
with me to
stay a while longer. Well I
couldn’t really
resist his babyface charm so I
decided to
stay for 15minutes more, after
all,there would be plenty of
time to spend with
femi.
Chuks and I had talked for
over 20mins,he
was really funny and kinda shy
when
talking to me,the last time I
met a guy
like him was in secondary
school.I was
really enjoying myself and had
forgotten
my date with Femi, when I
almost had a heart attack. O
my goodness! I
exclaimed,chuks demanded to
know what
happened,then I told him that
femi was
here. I had barely finished
talking when
femi just came and grabbed a
seat at our
table. Gbam gbam gbam…I
could hear that drum
sound in my ear…I am
finished… To Be Continued…


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Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destination......they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked... to his grtest suprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap....the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US````


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swimnology [Read it]


An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology, or Criminology?"
The boat guy said, "No. I don't know any of these."
The tourist then said, "What the hell do you know on the face of this Earth? you will die of illiteracy!"
The boat guy said nothing...
After a while, the boat developed a fault and started sinking. The boatman then asked the tourist, "Do you know Swimology and Escapology from Crocodiology?"
The frightened tourist said, "No!"
The boat guy replied, "Well today you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat your Assology. I will not Helpology and you will Dieology. Because of your Badmouthology."


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Prostitute: Hi, want to have sex?

Santa: OK! Only if you do it like my wife does.

Prostitute: I can do it in any way. So how does she do it?

Santa: She does it for free.Related

WRITE UP BY DINDY: SELF BELIEF
Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this write up.
Self belief is something that only you and you only can explain to any point, because only you can fully understand it and know what you really feel, and only you can express it in your own manner of understanding.
In life the only thing that can get you through situations and hardships is the ability of you to see and excel yourself further even in places that seems impossible for anyone to excel.
life will only give you what is meant for you and if you don't believe in what you have or what you will become, then you might probably remain in a position over years, or until death without achieving anything.
Do you think great people were born great? (well the answer is no), non of them were born great; Great people had to make, fight, and speak their way up to the very place where they are right now. They are both flesh and blood like you, and has the same brain capacity like you. They didn't take any special treatment that made them great. The only treatment they took was the treatment within; which is called "SELF BELIEF".
Great man/woman who you see standing tall and strong went through a road of "SELF BELIEF", which brought them up to the strong and powerful man/woman you know, or look-up-to today.
When one has no self esteem there will be a big problem having "SELF BELIEF", because they will always have doubt in mostly everything they do. There is no belief in this world as great as that of "SELF BELIEF".
No matter how people believe in you, if you lack "SELF BELIEF" then the belief people have in you is a total waste because you don't believe in yourself.
The way one picture's himself/herself is the way life will picture him/her; if you picture yourself as a low rated person, life will make sure that people continues rating you as a low person but if you picture yourself as a very high person, life will make people see you that way.
BELIEF IN YOURSELF AND WHAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF NO MATTER WHAT YOU FACE OR WHAT AWAITS YOU, NEVER FEAR OR FLICKER, JUST BELIEF IN YOURSELF AND STAND TALL AND BOLD. #BE A SELF BELIEVER, BE A HIGHFLYER#C.P.M
MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP. LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. THANKS FOR READING...WRITE UP BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI.........whatsapp number:07087750
433.... [email protected]@gmail.com or [email protected] facebook namessy nnamdi.......Skype: 07087750433 or [email protected]
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1. Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. John F. Kennedy

2. If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. Albert Einstein

3. The soul is healed by being with children.

4. If we wish to create a lasting peace we must begin with the children. Mahatma Gandhi

5. When I was little I used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the lights went out. Feeling nostalgic! Wish you all a Happy Chil









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How To Borrow Airtime Without
Paying Back From Any Network.
Lemme show you how, Just
follow
this steps:

1. Use your preferred network
e.g
Etisalat dial *665*amount#,
Glo *321#,
MTN *606#,
Airtel *500*amount#.
Do this if you are elligible to
borrow.
2. Finish using the airtime you
borrowed.
3. Change your date to
10/10/2010
4. Remove your batery and
simcard from your
phone.
5. Go to a filing station, buy
kerosene then go
back home.
6. Now Take your sim card rub it
with kerosine
and then burn it.
With does steps, you will never
pay back that
airtime u borrow..
Please.
Don’t thank me, what are friends
for?
Am just being a caring.



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