Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:

JOB INTERVIEW! [Read it]


INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good.
MAN: Bad.
INTERVIEWER: Come.
MAN: Go
INTERVIEWER: Ugly
MAN: Fine
INTERVIEWER: U're wrong!
MAN: U're right!
INTERVIEWER: Shut up!
MAN: Keep talking!
INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that.
MAN: Ok now carry on all that.
INTERVIEWER: Get out!
MAN: Come in!
INTERVIEWER: Oh my God.
MAN: Oh my Devil.
INTERVIEWER: U're Rejected.
MAN: I'm selected.


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Going To Church [Read it]


We are in a generation where christians no longer worship God in spirit and in truth,espeacially in nigeria,when i went to church last sunday i observed many christians going to church with their bb and charger instead of their bibles.
Abi the house of God don turn to charging of phone center.
#shoroniyen


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“so tell us what you have in mind?” the detective asked curiously.

“well before i say anything, I’ll like to know if the so called Esther that got me into this mess is still staying at my husband’s house?” i asked while the detective nodded.

“yes she is at the house. She chose staying their with your mother in law and four other people while the rest moved to a hotel but my department is still in possession of all their passports. So what has that got to do with your plan?” he answered and asked seriously.

“a lot officer. It has a lot to do with my plans” i answered calmly.

“yes go on” my brother urged desperately.

“i can sneak into the compound, sneak up on Esther and make her confess. I know the house very well and i very much know the weak spots i can use in gaining access to any room i so desire” i poured out breathlessly. My brother scoffed while the detective laughed.

“you must be kidding, how on earth can you get her to confess?” my brother asked with disbelief

“have you forgotten that i’m a woman. I know how to get a fellow woman to talk. Moreover Esther won’t find it hard opening up her mouth, since to her, i’m good as dead and it equally would be her word against mine. But if i can record everything with my phone without her knowledge won’t the case be solved?. Please just allow me to have access to the house, i’m very sure i can do it” i pleaded desperately. The detective scratched his head and breathed deeply.

“have you forgotten that you are supposed to be in police cell?. How do i explain your disappearance?. No no no, even though your plan sounds tempting, i can’t allow it. I can’t put my a-s on the line in such way” he said slowly, while i grabbed him strongly.

“this is the only chance i got, please help me. If things go bad you can say i escaped from jail. You can fabricate anything and put on me. Please i beg of you” i begged passionately. He breathed deeply and nodded.

“fine i’m in but if things go bad, you are on your own” he accepted, drawing great smile from me with his words. I hugged him with gratitude.

“just pray it doesn’t go bad. This is the only shot you got to redeem yourself. Don’t waste it” he advised while i nodded.

It all appeared too easy to say but deep down i knew it was a very difficult task with high risk of failing. However I was very determined to carry it out. After all i had nothing to lose trying.



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What is a Verb? [Read it]


What is a Verb?
Akpos: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?
Akpos: It is a complete sentence sir.
Teacher: Are you mad?
Akpos: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid.
Akpos: It is an advice sir.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Akpos: It is a command sir.
Teacher: You're an idiot.
Akpos: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class.
Akpos: It is an order sir.
Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy!
Akpos: It is an exclamation sir.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Akpos: It is a prayer sir


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These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
“My son,” says one, “has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He`s so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift.”
The second man, not to be outdone, allows how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
“He`s so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift.”
The third man`s son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm. And in the last few weeks, not to be outdone, he has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, one of the guys tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
“To tell the truth, I`m not very pleased with how my son has turned out,” he replies. “For fifteen years, he`s been a hairdresser, and I`ve just recently discovered he`s a practicing homosexual. But, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates.”Related

A girl was toweling her wet pussy.


She enjoyed it very much


and started rubbing it vigourosly


until the pussy cried ‘meow’ and ran away.


Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it’s time to clean your thoughts!Related

Doctor Akpos [Read it]


Doctor Akpos appeared at the law court

Lawyeroctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Akpos: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Akpos: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Akpos: No.
Lawyer: So it was possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Akpos: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Akpos: Because his brains was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patien have still been alive nevertheless?
Akpos: It is possible that he coulkd have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


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Germs [Read it]


I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She
picked up something off the ground and started to
put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know
where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs"
I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know
all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff.
It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along
in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the
test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face. #AoN


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prostitute [Read it]


a prostitute went to a doctor
prostitute: why is it that my pubic hair is not growing?
doctor: have you seen grass grow in a busy street?


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Gas prices are a lot like girls. We just wish they would go down.Related

BROKEN SEAL
EPISODE 33

Ella was heading to her office,
after she had had lunch, when
on of the receptionists
beckoned her to halt.
Lady: Ella, someone left you a
message.
Ella: lets see it.
Lady: here (giving her factory
flowers)
the dude said its for you……it
looks like someone is having a
secret admirer hmmm?
(smiling)
Ella: (with a light frown) I
don’t want it, return it or
better still keep it to yourself.
Lady: what!!? Can you just
listen to yourself?
Ella: sonia, i meant what i said.
*walking away*
Sonia: Ella wait! If you don’t
want the flower, good and fine
but atleast read the written
note.
Sonia tittered and gave Ella
the flower. Which
She reluctantly collected and
left for her seat.
Ella opened to folded piece of
paper, attached to the flower…
it reads….
*************************************
Isabella called and asked if i
could pick her up, she was
done with her exams for the
semester.
I declined and she killed the
line immediately.
Is she angry? I have more
problems to ponder.
In less than 30mins, she
showed up, with almost all her
stuffs as if she’d be going on a
long vacation.
Isabella: hey youngman.
Me: whatsup with you,
disrespectful girl?
Isabella:hahahahahah is that a
new version of ‘how was ya
exams?….uhm you don’t look
okay, whats wrong?
Me: nothing, just tired.
Why don’t you take your stuffs
inside.
Isabella: i’m hungry, anything?
Me: do i look like your cook? I
think there’s some pizza in the
fridge.
She served herself and we
continued chatting.
Talking about campus, her
boyfriend and so on.
She asked about Ella and I told
her what happened.
Isabella: I knew it!!! I never
liked that Nikky girl one bit.
But hey, why the heck did you
get her pregnant?
Me: i really don’t know…i think
i was drugged.
Isabella: hahahaha cheap girl,
i’d never do such.
So did you explain to Ella?
Me: she didn’t give me the
opportunity to.
Isabella: what are you gonna
do now?
I was about answering when
we heard a knock on the door.
Isai got the door.
Samuel came in, looking smart
and casual.
Samuel: still thinking of her?
Me: can’t help it.
Samuel: hmmmm i’m sure
sonner or later she’d come to
realise it was all a set
up…..isai, can i get a glass of
water please?
Isabella: sure.
She replied and went to get
the water.
Samuel: i want you to meet
someone!
Me: who is that?
Samuel: suprise suprise.
We chatted for minutes before
leaving to meet his ‘suprise’ of
a person.

>>

In my dream,
Mary-Anne was watching TV and sobbing. It was my picture on the screen with my name. The header on the screen read "One Year Remembrance." Mary-Anne was sobbing into a pillow on the couch she was on. The door bell rang and she stood up to open the door. That was when i saw that her stomach was bulging. She opened the door with her left hand, the pillow was in her right. I noticed a gold wedding band on her finger. Tango walked in and held her hand as they both turned in the direction of the TV. There was a look on my brother's face that i couldn't place. I'd never seen it on him before. The door opened and Nightmare came in. He didn't glide in my dream. He ambled like the gorilla he resembled toward Mary-Anne, glaring at her protruding stomach. He took her hand somewhat gracefully and walked toward the open door. Tango stared at him as he took Mary-Anne, away. That look was still on his face when i woke up with a start. I do not dig dreams. So, i wasn't trying to look for a 'meaning' to the dream. The look on Tango's face worried me though. I slept off again. This time till sunup.
.
I awoke not to the sound of 'Dr Tango' that was been called, but to the voice calling it. It was the sweetest voice. I woke up to see a very pretty woman calling me to wake up. She looked mid-thirties. She was dressed in a sparkling nurse uniform. I was surprised that i could still be puzzled despite the thousand of unsolved puzzles in my mind.
.
"You must have your bath now eat and dress up. Your bathrobe, towel and clothes are there," she pointed to a set of neatly-folded fabrics on the floor at the foot of the mattress, "do not wear the tie or the tuxedo now. Those you will wear in the evening. The shirt will do for now. After you to the bathroom, please."
.
I obeyed her and stepped out of the door with the towel in my hand. Swarthy was waiting on the corridor. He led the way to a row of bathrooms. There was nobody else in sight. After the bath, i took the meal of freshly-baked bread and hot chocolate drink. I actually gobbled it. I was famished.
.
I changed into the crisp, white and black shirt and black pants that i was given and the nurse, who had been watching me eat and change into the new clothes nodded and walked out. The door wasn't shut this time, though. I could see Swarthy's huge shoulder just outside the door. About an hour later, he peeked into the room and announced it was time for the 'tour of the house.' He was my guide.
.
He held my hand firmly as he led me on the tour. He said he was going to show me the part of the 'house' that concerned me. Everywhere we went through was indoors. There were fluorescent lights everywhere but no window. We saw nobody as we went through the maze of the house. We finally got to a large hall set up as an extremely large hospital ward. I am quite good at making estimates and i figured there were up to two hundred beds lined up in eight rows. On each bed was either seated or lying a pregnant woman or girl. I scanned the faces and the youngest i saw seemed like eighteen and the oldest like forty. There were ladies in nurse uniforms moving about dutifully in the large ward. There was some chatter scattered across the hall/ward. Except for a few of the nurses, nobody in the room seemed happy to be there. I asked my guide what this place was and he piqued "maternity ward" in response with a move of finality. I kept quiet. A bell rang from somewhere outside the ward as we were about to leave and the pregnant people began to file toward the sound of the bell. I guess it was breakfast time.
.
Swarthy pulled me to another large hall few mazes away from the maternity ward. There were babies in incubators. Here, they were over four hundred. The air in the hall was warm. I began to wonder what the place was. A baby factory?
.
"Ah-ah! Dr. Tango. You look much better now." It was Nightmare. He was at the door to the incubation ward. I wondered if i could ever stop being scared of seeing him.
"Come! Come!" He sounded animated, like something was exciting to him. Swarthy led me to him.
He continued his animated chatter as he glided beside us.
"Now seem a very good time for a few answers to some questions you are probably having." I had been trying to place his accent the whole time. He pronunced 'to' like 'thor'. The English was perfect, the intonations neat and cultured. Only a few words gave away the accent. I couldn't figure it.
.
"The question of where you are has a very simple answer. You are in The House." He paused as if there was something really profound in the statement he just made. He continued: "Where no one will ever find you. To the question of why you are here. You may have started guessing it has something to do with pregnant women and babies, eh? You aren't off the mark." His pace increased like he was taking us somewhere. He said nothing again until we entered into a room. Also a ward, but much smaller, the size of a regular room.
.
>> Day 2C -

1 baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diya

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Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo! 80+90 kaise 100?

.(,”)>

<)(

_/\\_ 170 hone chahiyein na..Related

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.Related

Naming ceremony [Read it]


Akpos insisted that his first child must bear his name. So on the day of naming.... Rev: Which name would you like your child to bear? Akpos: With smiles all over his face he
said, Akpos! Rev: No! He has to bear an English name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be named
after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind wahala be
this?? Ok oga pastor, my son will bear St.
Akpostus.


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No one can harm you, not even your worst enemy, as much as your mind untrained.

~ Lord Gautama BuddhaRelated

Funny Joke [Read it]


5 people named Crazy, Mad, Sun, Fool and
Imposible were living in the same house. On a
certain afternoon, Sun came home and rushed
to the kitchen to prepare some lunch since it
was his duty. Imposible was bathing in the
shower, Crazy was just relaxing in the living
room but Mad and Fool had gone outside to
do some house shopping. After he finished
cooking, Sun left the gas running without
noticing. After sometime, the whole kitchen
was on fire! Crazy decided to call the
Fireservice:- Crazy: Hallo? is that the fire
service? Fire service: Yes pliz, how can we help
you? Crazy: We need your help immediately,
our house was accidentally set on fire by Sun!
Fire service: Set on fire by sun? thats
impossible! Crazy: No! its not him, he was just
having a shower when all this took place! Fire
service: Are you mad? Crazy: No! Mad has
gone to the market to do some shopping... Fire
service: Dont be a fool! Crazy: I swear am not
Fool! he went out to the market with mad...
Fire service: Hey man, you must be crazy!
Crazy: Yeah exactly! thats me. pliz do
something immediately and help us put off this
fire! Fire service: ¤¤HANGS UP THE CALL¤¤


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I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.

~Sylvia PlathRelated

Zippor: hey young woman;why are you moving up and down?
Isabella: i am scared
Zippor: you are scared of who?
Isabella: why do you think;Zuriel's mother want yo see me?
Zippor: to see if his son pick a lovely girl
Isabella: will you stop it (she sat on his legs)i am really scared(she hide her face on him)
Zippor: don't be scared;princess are not scared of anyone not even the king
Isabella: Zippor; no time for teasing
Zippor: fine;go get dress;you know he will soon be here
Isabelka: i am done already done; how do i look?
Zippor: you look slender;like a real princess(enter Zuriel)
Isabella: are you sure?
Zippor: of cause;you look like a fairy goddess (Zuriel laughed)
Isabella: oh brother
Zippor: don't mind him;he is just been jealous
Zuriel: good afternoon
Zippor: welcome
Zuriel: thank you;can we go now?
Isabella: alright;i will go ahead(enter Joy)
Zippor: hey you;take good care of my baby
Zuriel: of cause;i will

Zippor: alright;hey you don't come home late
Isabella: yes boss(exit both)
Joy: so you are letting her go out with a strange boy?
Zippor: he is not going to hurt her
Joy: since when did you become so free with her;going out with boys?
Zippor: is not like boys;is just a person;i don't know,i just like this boy Zuriel;or maybe is because mom said,'if she give birth to a male she will call him Zuriel'
Joy: what if he is your brother?
Zippor: don't be funny;it doesn't suit you;excuse me
Joy: Alright oh
Zuriel: why are you so quiet?

Isabella: i just do not want to be a naught girl(she stare up)
Zuriel: come on;you are so cold(they enter inside)
Isabella: your house is really beautiful(she stopped talking)
Zuriel: thank you;are you scared?why are you not talking?
Isabella: i really don't have anything to say;i just feel like i should be quiet
Zuriel: alright;if your mouth have some bad smelling;don't say i am the cause
Isabella: oh my God;Bella;Zuriel;what will i do now?if my mouth have odour(he laughed)stop it;a fairy goddess doesn't have smelling mouth(he continue laughing)and i forget my toothbrush;oh no(enter Melisa)
Melisa: what is going on here?
Zuriel: mom;Bella meet my mom and mom meet Bella
Isabella: good day ma
Melisa: what kind of relationship do you have with my son?
Zuriel: mother
Isabella: is nothing;we are just friends
Melisa: is alright;relax;lets eat at the dinning
Isabella: i am really grateful ma;but sorry;i am not hungry
Melisa: that is nonsense;Zuriel tell your friend to join us at the dinning(exit)
Zuriel: come on;lets go(at dinning) Melisa: was your name?
Isabella: Isabella Joab
Melisa: how old are you?
Isabella: i am seventeen ma
Melisa: are you done with your college?
Isabella: no ma;i drop out but i am planning of going back
Melisa: at seventeen you are not yet done with your studies;when my son have a diplomat already at seventeen

Zuriel: mother
Melisa: what did your parent do?
Isabella: my mother is dead and i live with my elder brother
Melisa: my son said you walk for a television show
Isabella: yes ma;we talk about family;things that affect individual as a family
Melisa: hmm..so about from that;what are you plans
Isabella: i just wish that my family will hold again
Melisa: just that
Isabella: yes;there is nothing more exciting in life than to see your entire biological family be together and happy;even if though not under one roof
Zuriel: mom;i told you;you will like her
Melisa: Zuriel;go to my room and get me my bag
Zuriel: alright;i will be back
Melisa: to be honest with you;i like someone that is family oriented because without our family;there is no us but i don't want you for my son;is not like i hold any grudge against you;but please stay away from my son. he has so many dreams;which being with you;will make him not fulfil;do you know why he couldn't returned all you call and text messages is because his father sent him abroad because of you and not because his girlfriend
Isabella: but ma;we are not dating
Melisa: it doesn't matter with the way my son is going;he will fall on love with you;so i beg you stay away from my son;just go leave him alone;you are not good enough for him. if you truly care about him then you go away because you are not the one and only love for him;i dont want a gold digger;a low life;someone who doesn't sow but want to reap;a school drop out for my son;you understand what i mean
Isabella: yes ma(she ran out)
Zuriel: mom;where is she?
Melisa: she i don't know
Zuriel: mom;did you say anything to her
Melisa: no i didn't(he went outside)
Isabella: (to herself)Isabella;stop crying;stop it;all what she said is not true;you are not a gold digger;a lowlife;you don't reap where you didn't sow;you are not depending on anyone;all your life you work;right?even if she feel you are not good enough for her son;even as just a friend fine;don't waste your tears on her;she is the mean one here;so she is the one who suppose to be crying(she wipe her tears)yes;you would cry;not a drop;never(enter Zuriel)

Zuriel: hey;what are doing outside
Isabella: i want to go home
Zuriel: why?
Isabella: don't asked me;i said,'i want to go hone'
Zuriel: alright;fine(on her way she said nothing)Isabella;are you alright?
Isabella: i am fine (she raised her head)

Zuriel: did you cry?
Isabella: no (she step down)thanks;goodbye
Zuriel: bye
Isabella: oh brother what are you doing outside
Zippor: i m waiting for you
Isabella: why?
Zippor: is because the bodyguard will be scold if the princess is not save
Isabella: you are not my bodygaurd but my princes

Zippor: did you cried?who made you cried? is it Zuriel's mom that made you cried?
Isabella: oh brother;something just got into my eyes
Zippor: that is not true;stared
at my eyes and say those words
Isabella: Zippor;don't worry i will be fine;of cause i will be
Zippor: are you sure?
Isabella: of cause;good night
Zippor: good night(exit Isabella)if Zuriel's mom think he can hurt my sister then she have something coming
Joy: come on relax
Zippor: don't tell me that
Joy: alright;good night(exit Joy)
Zippor: she wouldn't dare;anyway i know what to do
Melisa: son,are you back?
Zuriel: mom;did you shout at her?
Melisa: why would i do that?
Zuriel: i don't know
Melisa: she just left because she felt uncomfortable
Zuriel: mom,you wouldn't had asked me to bring her here
Melisa: son;your dad said you should come home
Zuriel: but why?is not up to a week
Melisa: you don't have to;you are leaving first thing tomorrow
Zuriel: mom;i don't want to
Melisa:is not like you have a choice(enter Mara)
Zuriel: mother,is that it?why are you that mean?you left me all alone;now i find myself someone that makes me not just want to breath but want to continued living,you still want to deprive me of it? what have i done wrong to you and dad?if i am not your your son;then say it;i will gladly leave and look for my biological family because you stop loving me
Melisa: that is not true;i always love you and you are my son
Zuriel: (she hugged him) let me go;i will go and pack my things;excuse me(exit Zuriel)
Melisa: my son hates me now
Mara: that is not true
Melisa: then why did he walked out on me?
Mara: don't worry i will talk to him
Melisa: alright thanks(at Zuriel's room)
Mara: Zuriel
Zuriel: mom go away;i dont want to talk to you
Mara: is not your mom
Zuriel: ma Mara
Mara: yes
Zuriel: come on in;the door is not lock
Mara: Zuriel are you alright
Zuriel: i am fine
Mara: why are you so mad at your mom?
Zuriel: she is so mean;she just want me to stay away from her
Mara: don't you think;if you are dating a girl and because of that you are having problem with your mom,is bad
Zuriel: you all dont get it;she is not dating me;we are just friends;she is not interested in me
Mara: what about you?do you have a crush on her
Zuriel: Crush;crush
Mara: you dont have to answer it;just do what makes you happy
Zuriel: thank you ma;can i step outside even for a short while
Mara: but why?where did you want to go?
Zuriel: dont worry;i will be fine;just tell mom,i love her;later
Mara: this boy will put me in trouble(curtain)


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Full Bed Bath [Read it]


The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it.To make matters worse, the patient was a gentleman in his late sixties who had been admitted after a heart attack. As se nervously set her equipment up, she confessed to the patient that she had never given a full bed bath before.“I’ll tell you what,” he said, “how about if you wash as far down as possible, and as far up as possible, and then I’ll wash possible?”Related

Zuriel: you
Dedo: really;why didnt you tell me
Ada: Zuriel
Zuriel: will you had agreed if i have told you
Dedo: of cause;i will so do you want me to be your girlfriend
Zuriel: oh my word;hmm
Dedo: yes;yes i have always have a crush on you;so is a yes from me
Ada: Dedo;do you kniw what you are doing?
Dedo: yes;i know;i have always love him but i thought i was the only one that live him
Zuriel: so why are you here?
Dedo: i came to return your book
Zuriel: is alright;go ahead;i will call you later
Dedo: and please come take approval from dad's hand(exit)
Obed: what is wrong with you?you are just fourteen
Zuriel: i know;i dont know when i said those words and i wasnt expecting her to accept
Ada: you are something else
Obedient:you are in trouble
Zuriel: i am not;i can always tell her is one of my pranks
Obed: pranks?with someone's feelings;you really something else
Zuriel: let's stop discussing that;i need to know what is wrong with Isabella(laughed all)what?
Obed: your real crush

Zuriel: stop it;i dont have a crush on anyone;i just like her
Ada: is alright;we take you for your words
Zuriel: thanks
Obedient: you are leaving tomorrow?
Zuriel: yes
Obed: take care;i will really miss you
Zuriel: i will miss you too(curtain)
Isabella: oh my head;what happen to me
Edwin: you passed out
Isabella: what?i am so sorry;i didnt mean to;what about the...
Edwin: it want on fine;Susan did it
Isabella: please sir;dont relief me of my job;i really need this job more than ever
Edwin: you dont have to worry about it;it seems your fans like you
Susan: especially the one called Zuriel
Isabella: Zuriel
Susan: yes;he text;i ignore and he called more than four times
Isabella: but i dont know him
Susan: hey;he text again
Edwin: what did he say?
Susan: he said,'i am sorry for disturbing the show but i really need to talk to her;i am not a bad person and i do not have any plans of causing troubles;i just want to be friends with her;i just want to know about her well being;if she is fine;if it is okay by you just let me talk to her;i promise. i have no bad intention;i just want to talk to her even if she doesnt want to give me her number;here is mine;she can call me.from Zuriel'
Isabella: what does he want from me?i don't even know him
Edwin: don't be scare;maybe he just want you to be his friend
Isabella: i am only fourteen;i don't need a boyfriend
Edwin: who is talking about that?
Isabella: i got to go
Edwin: alright
Susan: hey;there is another message
Edwin: from who?
Susan: same person
Isabella: what?what did he say?
Susan: he said,'please call me or text me'
Isabella: just tell him i will text him,when i get home and tell him to stop texting;excuse me
Edwin: do that and please go home
Zuriel: hello;i am glad you called
Dedo: did you missed me that much
Zuriel: Dedo(he sign)
Dedo: where you expecting someone else?
Zuriel: no;i wasnt signing because of you
Dedo: alright;i just want to tell you good night
Zuriel: alright;good night(he end the call)i thought she said she will text me;anyway;let me go and pack my things for tomorrow
Joab: where are you coming from?
Isabella: from the studio
Joab: liar;you werent there; i watch the program but you werent the one presenting;it was Susan and some boy called Zuriel was asking after you
Katherina: who is Zuriel?
Isabella: i dont know;maybe one of my fans
Joab: your fans or your boyfriend?
Isabella: dad
Joab: dont you dare call me that(he slapped her)you are a prostitute like your mother
Zippor: dad;i am trying so hard to keep my cool;dont push it;if you know she is not your daughter;why dont you let her go with her grandmother?
Joab: yes;she us not my daughter
Isabella: dad,is it true that i am not your daughter?
Joab: didnt they tell you that the result of the DNA is negative?which show that you are not my daughter
Isabella' Katherina;is not true right?(tears roll Katherine's eyes)go on tell me;Lola;Zippor,is it true?
Zippor: yes;it is but we are still sibling;we are still related;you still my sister(he hugged her)
Isabella: please;someone telk me;i am dreaming(she pull herself from him and ran away)
Zippor: if anything happen to her;i will never forgive you and i doubt if i could still call you dad







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Continues..
She stood up wipes her tears and went to meet presley..
Miranda: baby I am sorry for my attitude lately you dont deserve any of it..
(she started crying again. Presley hugged her)
Everything was settled and we went to preston’s house to find a shocking site.. the house was burnt only the ash was seen around… suddenly fear gripped me.
Preston: whats wrong?
Me: brenden’s still alive
Preston: so? Come on pull yourself together its not the end of the world…
Me: what if my father decides to make peace with me and finds out I am dead.
Preston: nobody’s gonna kill you look at what your doing to yourself please stop it…
Me: I hope everything will be fine.
We had no choice than to go to my house…I was happy to see my orange jeep in the house. I parked it at preston’s before going with him to his parents house. We got inside to find the girls training, they stopped seeing us..
Melissa: welcome back mistress(the ither girls still welcomed me)
Me: thank you. Where is linda,carey and nora?
Melissa: you still recognised us to know the missing ones…
Me:why wont i?
Melissa:they resigned due to the war we fought during the holiday with brenden which got preston’s house burnt down…. brenden is still alive..
Mei was weak so I sat down slowly) where are they right now?
Melissa: brenden’s gang or the girls?
Me:the girls
Melissa: they might have arrived at Europe and may be possibly telling your father everything…
Me: what about you? Wont you all leave me before it gets too late?
Melissaholding my hands) of course we will
Me: really?(crying)
Melissa: and that can only be possible when death takes us…
Mecrying) thank you very much…please remove the tracker because I knew you were watching me ever since.
Melissa:hahahahah of course…
She removed it. Preston,presley and miranda watched us silently..
Melissa: are we to go to the duplex?
Mef course not there are more than enough rooms here….
Melissa: thank you then…
Presley and miranda entered into one of the rooms…while presley came into mine….there twenty four rooms in the passage… miranda’s room was opposite miranda and presley’s room. While annabella’s room was opposite I and preston’s….the other girls were opposite empty room. We slept peacefully…
The next day we all went to campus. This time I didnt refuse the nobles following me. As we alighted from the car, someone pinched me me from behind as I turned to see the person…
Brenden: what a long time milly (smiling) I screamed and went to the other side and hid behind preston and watched from his shoulders.
Brenden was still coming forward, six feets away from us when Melissa walked info the middle….
Melissa: stay away!
Brenden thank God i get to see you properly now. Who are you by the way?
Melissa: I have too many personalities but in your case I am your worse nightmare…
Brenden: little girl leave here right now if you dont want to det hurt…
Melissalaughing) think aback little boy since my encounter with you who has been getting hurt?
Brenden:how dare you?
Melissa: nothing dares me. Leave our mistress alone if you want peace….
Brenden: your mistress?
Melissa: what! Havent you heard of that word before? Well I dont blame you you look like a dull one indeed and you better close that mouth of yours of you dont want to host a fly..
We left him there. I wasnt comfortable at all. I was scared in class. My mind wasnt settled but I had hope because the nobles was just outside my department.
I was happy when brenden didnt come to class. We all left and went home after classes.
To be continued..


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Memory loss [Read it]


An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.


When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a bowl of pepper soup? And maybe write that down so you won`t forget?"


"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a bowl of pepper soup."


"Well," says the wife, "I`d also like some fried fish along with the pepper soup and a cold malt drink to go with it."


"My memory`s not all that bad," says the husband. "No problem -- a bowl of pepper soup with fried fish and a cold malt drink. I don`t need to write it down."


He goes into the kitchen; his wife hears pots and pans banging around. 


The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of yam and eggs.


She looks at the plate and asks, "Hey, where`s the beans I asked for?"


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MY FIRST PREGNANCY EPISODE 1

THIS STORY IS DEDICATED TO TWO LOVING LOVERS FAITH AND SAMMY.
The night was cool and cold,Mrs faith was in her room laying on her bed, when suddenly she felt a sharp pain in her belly,she stood up to see if the pain would stop, but it didn't instead It stroke her in the brain, because it wasn't an ordinary pain,it was the baby in her womb,which she has been carrying for the past 8months..(mrs Faith):"how could it be,why did my water break?",she questioned herself as she stood,(mrs faith):"but the doctor said....ahhhhhh!!...".she was talking then the pain came again which made her shout aloud in pain, she sat back on her bed folding her lips,the way she screamed was so loud that mr Sammy heard it,and he ran upstairs to meet her. he opened the door with force,he saw her laying down on the bed,the pain was now too much for her to withstand,she tried to sit upright as he came closer to her...(mr Sammy):"darling what is it?",he asked with a loud and soft voice,but she didn't answer.....(mr Sammy):"what is the problem dear",he asked like a strong man but inside him,he was shaking like an infant child who is suffering from serious cold....(mrs faith):"honey,it,is,the,baby",she said slowly as she placed her left hand and head on his right hand while she sat and he stood in front of her.........TO BE CONTINUED......STORY BY DINDY.....WHATSAPP NUMBER:07087750433....FACEBOOK NAME:OSSY NNAMDI
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EPISODE 18

Richard knew something was amiss as he
drove
into the garage.
It couldn’t have been the dull look on
Okon’s face
as he opened the gate. Or the unusual
sheath of
silence that enveloped the whole estate. Or
might
even be the flock of noisy black birds he
saw on
the compound wall as he was driving in.
Until that
day he had never seen them.
He climbed the stairs slowly, not with his
usual
end-of-work zeal when he sometimes took
the
steps two at a time.
Something about today was different. He
could
feel it now like a p***k on the skin.
Cynthia did not wait for him to ask.
‘I’ve sent her away,’ she responded to his
‘Baby,
how you doing?’ with, turning away ever
unceremoniously.
‘What?’
‘I’ve sent your village girl away.’
Richard’s eyes froze on her for a moment.
Then he
dropped his black case.
‘You must be joking.’ He started towards
Mma’s
room.
Cynthia pulled down her cheeks and turned
back
to her iPad.
In a moment Richard was in the sitting
again.
‘Where is she?’
His voice was high.
Stella came out then. She stood aside
watching
them in the silent and mindless way people
used
to observe their neighbor couples
quarreling.
Cynthia picked her novel, Amanda Quick’s
The
Wicked Widow, and her other phone and
started
towards the room.
Richard drew her back.
‘I asked you a question.’
Cynthia appeared surprised, as if unable to
believe
his voice could get that high.
She scowled at him.
‘I already told you I sent her away. If you
want to
fuck her again, go back to the same place
you
picked her from.’
Richard’s palm met her cheek with a harsh
‘tawam’ sound.
It could have been on impulse because
even the
slapper himself looked more surprised than
the
person he slapped

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Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location.
The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.
A surprised Akpos replied: I don't have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense weakness, muscle pain, headache and sore throat. This was followed by vomiting, diarrhoea, rash…
Akpos did not even finish speaking before all the kidnappers jumped out of windows and fled.



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OCHUKO: Why Pastors no dey
put offering sef?
AKPOS: They are Staffs
- OCHUKO: What is the best cure
for a broken heart?
AKPOS: A Heart surgery
- TEACHER: How many Alphabets
do we have?
AKPOS: Two
TEACHER: *shocked* Name
them
AKPOS: A to Z
- AKPOS: How does it feel to have
a great son?
PAPA AKPOS: I don't know but u
can ask your grandfather.
- AKPOS: Let us do another style
today dear.
EKAETTE: Okay, you do the
cooking while i sleep.
- TEACHER: I am something Dark, I
can see everyone but no one can
see me,
what am I?
AKPOS: A Ghanaian.
- TEACHER: Who is a Coward?
AKPOS: Any Cow that is given an
Award
- OCHUKO: Get Well Soon!
AKPOS: Why Not Get Well Now?
Do you want me to suffer!!!
- TEACHER: What's your favorite
JOB?
AKPOS: JOBlessness.
- TEACHER: How do you know
that Carrots are good for your
Eyesight?
AKPOS: Because I have never
seen Rabbit with Eye Glasses.
- AKPOS: I’ll give u tis Biscuit if
you do as I say…
CHILD: Ok.. AKPOS: Jump!
CHILD: *jumps*
AKPOS: I only said jump, why
did u land?
- DOCTOR: Your HIV result came
out NEGATIVE
AKPOS: I need a POSITIVE result
or you better return my Money
- PASTOR: Do you forgive easily?
AKPOS: But Pastor, 'Easily'
hasn't offended me
- TEACHER: Name 5 Animals that
live in Water
AKPOS: Fish…
TEACHER: Yes, go on…
AKPOS: Fish papa, Fish mama,
Fish sister & Fish brother
- OCHUKO: Why are you moving to
the Flat upstairs?
AKPOS: Ekaette said we should
take our Relationship to the next
level
- TEACHER: Spell HIV
AKPOS: H-I-V
TEACHER: Are you positive?
AKPOS: Yes
- EKAETTE: *angry* I hate you, go
to Hell.
AKPOS: Where is that, I hope it’s
not far?
- EKAETTE: Do you love me just
because my Father left me a
fortune?
AKPOS: No honey, I would love
you no matter who left you the
Fortune
- TEACHER: What is the full
meaning of E.T.C?
AKPOS: it means 'End of
Thinking Capacity"
- TEACHER: What is the full
meaning of P.H.C.N?
AKPOS: Problem Has Changed
Name
- TEACHER: If your father earned
N500, 000 & gave half of it to
your Mother,
what would she have?
AKPOS: A Heart Attack
- MAMA AKPOS: Go & wash that
Fish I just bought
AKPOS: WTF..
MAMA AKPOS: What is WTF?
AKPOS: it means 'Where's The
Fish'
- TEACHER: How can u SAVE the
WORLD?
AKPOS: It is easy Ma, I will make
a document titled "The World" & I
will SAVE it.
- Ekaette sends a nude picture to
AKPOS with both legs open
EKAETTE: I'd wait like this till you
come
AKPOS: That's okay, who took
the picture?
- TEACHER: Why do you always
see Lightning first & hear the
Thunder later?
AKPOS: Because our Eyes are in
front of our Ears
- AKPOS: Would you like to be the
Sun of my life?
EKAETTE: Awww, yes dear!
AKPOS: Then stay 9,995,887.6
miles away from me
- EKAETTE: I will die.
AKPOS: I will also die
EKAETTE: Why will you die?
AKPOS: Because I can't bear that
much happiness.
- AKPOS: Olodo, oya what is 2 x
2?
OCHUKO: Very easy, that is 22
now.
AKPOS: Fool, I thought you
won't know that simple one too
- TEACHER: What's the difference
between a Mother's & a
Girlfriend's tears?
AKPOS: Mother's tears "AFFECT
Our HEART" while a Girlfriend's
tears "AFFECT Our POCKET
- AKPOS: What's in between your
legs?
EKAETTE: Hell
AKPOS: I am a Sinner and I'm
ready to go to Hell
- AKPOS: If u saw a N1000 & a
N500 note, which would you
pick?
OCHUKO: N1000 of course.
AKPOS: No wonder you are
Poor, can't u pick both?
- AKPOS: I have FB, Twitter,
Badoo, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn,
Skype & Keek…
OCHUKO: Wow, do you have a
Life?
AKPOS: No, Pls send me the link
- OCHUKO: Why was your Father
hugging you the other time?
AKPOS: My Mom told him to
"Embrace his Mistakes"
- TEACHER: Tell us the Weather
forecast for tonight please.
AKPOS: Tonight is going to be
DARK
- MAMA: Why are u taking the
Dog along with u to Church?
AKPOS: Our Pastor said every
living thing must come & serve
the Lord
- EKAETTE: I need Love, Romance,
Care & Affection.
AKPOS: I don't think so
EKAETTE: Meaning?
AKPOS: I think you need Jesus
- OCHUKO; You be Gay?
AKPOS; God forbid, I would
rather be a Fag
- AKPOS was told to follow his
dreams, so he signed in to
Twitter & has
been searching for his Dreams
ever since
- EKAETTE: If I were your Wife, I
would put Poison in your Coffee
AKPOS: if I were your husband I
would drink it.
- TEACHER: Who is a
Breadwinner?
AKPOS: Anyone who wins
Bread in a competition
- AKPOS: My wife always gives
me Sound Advice.
OCHUKO: Wow, really?
AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1%
Advice.
- OCHUKO was serving everyone
at his Mother's Burial but ignored
his best friend, Akpos.
AKPOS: Ochuko, don't forget
that my mother will also die


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Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

-The Picture of Dorian GrayRelated

Ek Train Mein 3 Ladkiyan Safar Kar Rahi Thi.


Next station Se 3 Ladke Saamne Ki Seat Par Aakar Baith Gaye.


Thodi Der Baad Un Logon Ne Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Suhru Kar Do. Ladkon Ne Ladkiyon Se Kaha Ki Pahle Hum Aapas Mein Apna Introdution Dete Hain.


Beech Mein Baithi Ladki, Jo Jyada Smart Thi, Usne Ladkiyon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:

Main Toh Main Hun;

Right Waali Meri Behen Hai;

Aur Left Waali MEri Maa.


Ladke Samajh Gaye Ki Beech Waali Unka Majaak Uda Rahi Hai But Ladke Bhi Kuch Kam Nahin The. Beech Waale Ladke Ne Ladkon Ka Introduction Kuch Is Tarah Diya:

Main toh Main Hun;

Right Waala Bhenchod Hai;

Aur Left Wala Madarchod.Related

Pls one name for this guy.
#BOLLY_SMART™®







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Q: What’s the difference between a woman’s argument and a knife?

A: A knife has a point.Related

There was a woman who was unable to put to bed a baby, the doctor said she had to be operated on before she could give birth. On the day of operation, the woman was taken into the theater, as the doctor operated the woman's tummy, guess what he saw, the doctor saw a baby frying hot akara. The doctor said what!!!. The baby turned back and said "if you know you are not buying please close my shop for me.


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Akpos was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink. He was the toilet cleaner on the ship.
The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was scared..
With tears in his eyes the ship captain suddenly spotted Akpos, he pointed his finger at him and shouted; ” You! Pray for us!”
Afraid he would be punished for not listening Akpos agreed and started his prayer with confidence;
“Lord, as I was boarding this ship it said ‘WHITES ONLY’…. When I wanted to use the bathroom, the sign said ‘WHITES ONLY’…..when I went to the tables for food it said ‘WHITES ONLY’…… So Lord as this ship is about to sink, I pray that you take ‘WHITES ONLY’ “AMEN”.




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A programmer was smoking (?_?_?_?(?_?_?_ ?_?_?_?_?_??_?( )??~A Lady said,”Can’t you see the warning! Smoking is injurious to health!”.
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He replied “We bother only about ‘ERRORS’ not ‘WARNINGS’!!!Related

Akpos and his wife was having a walk one evening. As they pass the nearby market a handsome guy selling meat waved Akpos`s wife and she responded. "Who was that" says Akpos. "He is my very good customer that use to sell meat for me well. I like him so much.", responded the wife. Akpos wasn`t happy inside him but he kept it to himself. As they kept going, Akpos saw a girl by the other side of the road and waved her. "Honey who was that girl?" said his wife. She use to rob my back when u stay long at the market.




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up naija [Read it]


There were three men living together in
London. An Afro-American, a West Indian and
a Nigerian. They were all starving because
they didn't have money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a posh London
restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they
decided to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being
seated, he ordered a three course meal with
white wine. When he had finished the meal,
the waiter came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY
MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-
American shouted! The waiter was very
confused because he could not remember
being paid. But because he did not want to
cause any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked
into the same restaurant and ordered a five
course meal with red wine. When he was
finished eating, the waiter came by to collect
the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK AT
ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" -
the West Indian shouted. This time the
manager came and had to calm down the
West Indian, because he did not want
anything to upset the other customers. He let
the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And
you know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a
cigarette, and ordered the most expensive
meal on the menu, plus two bottles of Beer.
After he had finished, the waiter came to
collect the money for the meal, But before
the Nigerian could say anything, the waiter
spoke to him."Sir, I have been having all sorts
of problems all day and I can't understand it.
Two other people like you came in earlier and
ate, and they say that they paid me but I
don't remember getting any money from
them so, " Before he could finish, the
Nigerian interrupted, rather emphatically,
"OGA I SORRY FOR YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA
YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE
ME MY CHANGE!

still #holaroluwa



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Agar [email protected] ko Hindi me

‘BUNDI’ kahete hai

To

B”BS ko kya kahenge?

BUNDI

Ke

LADDU

( ) ( )Related

ADAEZE NARRATES…

Life has been unfair to me right from the start.
Born into a family of ten: 3boys and 5girls plus
mum and dad, survival had been a struggle.
My father was a palm wine tapper and my mum
was a petty trader who dealt in foodstuffs.
We lived in a remote village somewhere in the
South-eastern part of Nigeria.
My father’s palm wine tapping didn’t earn him
much and even after combining with the proceeds
of my mum’s petty trading, my parents still
couldn’t afford 3square meals to
sustain the family.
I was the first child; followed by a male then
females before the two last males.
I never went to school even for a day. None of us
did.
Then disaster struck.
My father went for his usual palm wine tapping
business and never came back.
On dispersal of a search party, it turned out that
he fell from the palm tree and died on the spot.
This sudden death of my dad launched my family
into more terrible hardship and my mum couldn’t
cope.
Things grew worse after my dad’s burial and it
became necessary for my mum to send us out to
live with different people in the city.
At that time I was 15years old and my
immediate younger brother was 13.
It was my late father’s sister that brought up the
suggestion to my mother and my mother quickly
bought the idea and soon had me introduced to
my madam.
In a matter of days, the whole arrangement was
concluded and I followed my madam back to the
city of Enugu.
The first few days, I was treated well maybe
because it was my first day of arrival.
I was shown around the house, taught how to
use some of the appliances, I was also shown the
little room that was to be my room and also the
small mattress that was to be my mattress.
Then I settled in my new home with hope that
things would move fine and my madam won’t
have any reason to send me home prematurely…


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Continues..
I stood up from the bed and walked to the door but he blocked the door
Brendenhe held my hands) I hope we are friends from today. I promise to be of good behaviour. Because since I met you I have not been myself. So please be my friend.
We were eyes to eyes and in those few seconds I got lost. He kissed me which I responded. We were still kissing until we heard a car horn outside. Then we stopped.
Brendenh I am sorry I didn’t mean to take advantage of you being vulnerable
Me:I am also sorry
I left his room and went to the sitting room which I find impeccable. It was designed with black and white. I just passed and opened the door only to find the p.p outside. Six of them dressed in red and white resting their backs on their SUV car parked inside the compound. Miranda immediately ran to me and hugged me. Just then Brenden came out he stood behind me. I thank God he was fully dressed
Miranda:I hope you are fine
Me: yeah I am
Preston walked towards us. He held my left wrist always fond of doing that whenever he wants me to follow him. As he was about dragging me, brenden held my right wrist and held me back preventing preston from moving.
Preston:what’s all these? Why holding her? Didn’t you discuss everything you wanted to inside before coming outside?(my mind flashed back to the kiss)
Brenden:yes I did. But she hasnt answered my question
Preston:what question is that?
Brenden:stop being nosy. Milly answer me yes or no?
Else you are not leaving here
Preston:says who?
Brenden:says me. This is my house remember?
Preston:so what! If its your house doesn’t mean we can’t go
Brenden:then try me!
Preston was about dragging me until I screamed
Me: its okay boys! Please. Stop. Brenden my answer is yes
Brenden:it wasn’t hard was it?
Me:no please let me go
Brendenf course. See you around.
Preston held me and walked me to his car miranda followed behind. Four boys walked outside the gate. They entered a Camry and first left. Preston drove while I sat next to him. Presley and Miranda sat behind
Nobody made a sound until we got to our destination. We got inside the house. Its was designed with red and white I couldn’t tell the difference between Preston’s house and brenden’s house. I came out if the house with miranda
Me:miranda what’s happening?this is not our hostel
Miranda:yeah I know but we will be staying here.
Me:but why?
Miranda:because we are not safe in the hostel. By the way what’s the design in your face?
Me:its just an accident.
Preston and presley were the only ones inside I wonder where the other four went to
Miranda:just an accident eh?come on tell me joor
Me:it was ehmmm rock angels. Cassey did this to me. I narrated everything to her she was so happy for me
Miranda:you are really lucky o are you a virgin?
Me: yes strange right?
Miranda:not too bad for someone like you. So brenden’s question was for you to be his friend right?
Me:exactly
Miranda:and you gave him a yes. Is there something you are not telling me?
Me:I dunno. Do you think so?
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Boy : Give a condom

Sales Girl : Size?

Boy: I don’t know

Sales Girl : Can I touch ur Penis for size?

Boy : ok

Sales Girl : Give him “M“ size,
wait..Give “L”
wait..Give “XL”
wait..Give “XXL”
oh shit
Give me a tissue-paper.
????????????Related
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