Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


PREVIOUSLY ON “AN EVENING WITH EVA”:
“This is code Amber. Gather all Super Agents
and the Tactics team at the Watch Tower. We
meet at 21:00 hours.” – Major General.
“This would only hurt just a little.” – Sophia.
“Welcome agents. Our organization has been
infiltrated. This has never happened before.
The threat has been nullified. However, this is
to warn you that you should be on the alert
now than ever before. There could be others
like her as there is also a more desperate
detective who wants to get behind the
situation. Temporary steps have been taken.
Be on the lookout. As from now, you will
resume normal jobs at various offices
assigned to you. You will find a file under your
pillows when you get home. You would be
contacted if we need you. That will be all.
Super Agents wait behind.” – Major General.
“I am coming home. Okay. I am fine. See you
soon.” – Detective Ahmed
“How may I help you Mr. Ahmed?” – Tawo
“Please doctor, where am I? Where are my
phones? How long have I been here?” –
Detective Ahmed
“You have been poking your nose into
business that is bigger than you. The crash
should have killed you. You are lucky to be
alive. Ï just injected you with a form of
Amnesia virus. When you wake up you will
lose all memory of the past five weeks. I was
never here. Good day Ahmed.” – Tawo
“I’m done. Your turn to move.” – Tawo
“Sean, we need to have a small talk” – Sophia
“I am going to ask only one more time. Where
is Eva?” – Thug
“The mouse is in the hole. Your move.” –
Shina
“Put your hands up. Who are you? Show me
your ID card!” – Guard
“It’s in my bag. Can I get it?” – Ambrose
“I’m done. Pick the exhibits at the mansion.”
– Ambrose
“Evening General.” – Sophia
“Initiate Operation Eva” – Major General.
AND NOW.

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BOY: hey, long time. GIRL: Yeah, long time. BOY: Where are you right now? GIRL: I'm in school. BOY: What school? GIRL: UNILAG. BOY: Did you gain admission this year? GIRL: Yes. It wasn't easy at all. BOY: So how was the matriculation? GIRL: That course is not easy at all


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BROKEN SEAL 2
EPISODE 18

Nikky drove back to their
family house, only to be
welcomed by the angry ranting
figure of her father.
Angelo: you worthless
daughter! Where are you
coming from huh?
Nikky: Isaiah’s.
Angelo: you went against my
instructions, as if that wasn’t
enough, you went ahead to
celebrate the victory of my
enemies?
Don’t you have any respect left
for me, your father?
Nikky:……..
She made to leave the living
room, her dad gripped her by
the arm.
Angelo: where do you think
you’ar going?
I don’t want to see you here
ever again!!!
Carolyne: Angelo!
Nikky: its okay mum, i’d leave,
besides i have my own house.
Tomas: calm down sir…….
Angelo: you’ar such a disgrace,
don’t forget i gave you all the
life you’ar living!!!
Nikky: yes i know, and am
grateful for that…..Neni, lets
go.
She held Nenita by the hand
leading her to the room, so
they can get their stuffs ready.
The readable expression on
Nikky’s face wasn’t that of
worry, she was glad she did the
right thing and nothing would
stop her from continuing it.
By helping Isaiah out, perhaps
her conscience would stop
battling her after that.
Ella was been kept in a
warehouse, far away from the
main city.
And about Nenita, she didn’t
know who her father is, it she
was raped that fateful
night…..she planned pinning
everything on Isaiah, because
she loved him and also in a bid
to clear the messy situation,
but she only made things worst
and she’s ready to clear the
mess she created.
Nenita: is grandpa a bad
person?
Nikky: no he is not, he is only
mad at mummy for a while,
you know just like kids, when
they do something wrong, the
get punished right?
Nenita: how long would your
punishment last?
Nikky: maybe a day or
two…..lets go!
Angelo watched as they walked
out of the house.
He felt guilty but his mind was
already made up, no going
back.
3:45pm
Nikky made sure the house was
kept in order as if she was
expecting a high and mighty
visitor, well Isaiah had been
her friend right from toddler
age, thats reason enough for
him to earn her special
treatment.
She had already prepared his
fave food.
She was serving it in the
dinning room, when her phone
rang, she was excited, thinking
it was Isaiah calling but her
excitement was tossed away on
seeing the caller I.D it was no
other than Rodelio.
She hesitated but finally
picked up since he showed no
sign of giving up.
Nikky: what do you want from
me?
Rodelio: aaaww i’d take that as
a ‘good day greeting’ hey can
we meet up, i’ve got something
important to discuss with you.
Nikky: no we can’t,,,,,i’m busy!
Rodelio: promise! It won’t take
15minutes, i’d be expecting
you at the resort by your
house.
Nikky: fine….
The distance from her house to
the resort was trekkable, the
two places were only separated
by a bridge made across an
angry flowing river.
Nikky: mummy wants to see
someone, i’d be back soon
okay?
Nenita: yes mum.
While on her way to the resort
centre, she meet Rodelio on
the bridge and they started
walking together.
Rodelio: i thought you
wouldn’t come.
Nikky: i’m here now…..
Rodelio: what you said on the
phone yesterday, concerning
telling Isaiah everything.
You don’t mean it do you?
Nikky: of course i do, i advice
you let go of Ella, else face the
wrath of law.
He pinned her to the edge of
the bridge.
Rodelio: you would do no
such….
Nikky: (gasping) think am
scared of you? Let go!
Rodelio: i can finish you here,
you don’t want that do you?
Nikky: i’m not changing my
mind, let go!
He released her, but she didn’t
take a third step away from
him when he pulled the
trigger, sending bullets into
her, he then threw her off the
bridge, into the water.
Isaiah recognized Nikky and
Rodelio.
The gun was shot before he
could alight


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A guy met a big chick on campus and they decided to go to a fast food joint and relax. One reaching there the lady was asked to take what she wants
girl: i want a plate of friedrice and chicken, Hollandia yogurt and lastly 7 plates of ice cream cus am allergic to it. If na u be d guy what ll u do


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akpors and ogehne were in a northern state and in the state drinking is prohibited.one day,oghene smugguled beer into the state and called akpors to drink.akpors drank but unfortunately they were caught and oghene put all the blame on akpors.initially the punishment is death but because the king was in a good mood he told them he was going to tell his servants to beat them.before beating the kings wife came and told the king to give them two wishes.oghene went first and he said i want just one light stroke of cane and a pillow tied to my back so he was given.dn akpo$ said i want the strongest men to give me hundred strokes of cane each.oghene was laughing and the king was surprised and askd for his 2nd wish dn e sd,tie oghene to my back.oghene fainted


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We got to Agba-dam, came down from the bike in front of a joint, i looked at the sign board and there was “licks and Fingers” inscription on it. It was almost 7pm as we entered, there were so many people there drinking different kind of alcoholic drink, some of them were even looking at me with my trouser that was just like 4 inches above my knee.
She led me to an inner shade by the left hand side, there was a flat screen TV hanged under the shade there, we barely sat down when a lady approached us on what to offer us, she asked what they have in offer and the lady mentioned so many things they have. She requested for them to give us two plate of goat meat pepper soup and two Smirnoff ice.
I asked what Smirnoff ice was and she told me it was just normal drinks, i asked if it was not alcoholic and she said no, she said Smirnoff ice was lady’s drink and its good for the body most especially for men. They brought our order within twinkle of an eye, the pepper soup was served hot and i seriously enjoyed it. We later took extra can of Smirnoff ice to cap it up.
We talked about so many things from getting to know more about Aminat, she was also from Lagos just like Aisha but in Business Education department, she from one of the royal family in Lagos, it was during our conversation she told me she was a princess in Lagos. She asked about how i came up dressing the way i used to and i told her it was based on my family background and that was how my daddy dress too even though he was a civil servant.
I started feeling dizzy somehow after a while and told her she should let us be going home, she called the lady that served us food to ask how much was our money and she said N1,200. A plate of pepper soup was N200 each while Smirnoff was N150, she opened her purse and paid, the lady went away. I stood up and was finding it difficult to stand proper but i managed to stand up after 3 attempt, she was just laughing at me and i asked what was making her laugh “ole ni e jhoor rahman”, should i help you? I said No that i was fine..we went outside, she called a bike and told the bike Zanrab, didn’t know when i climb the bike self but the breeze on the bike made me relief.
The bike took us to the front of our gate, we departed upon entering our compound, she wanted to take her bath and toilet, she said she will be coming back to check on me that i should go and take my bath too, i got to my door and realized the door was locked, i checked where we use to put our key but it was not there, i felt like lying down at that particular moment, i headed straight to her flat, their main door was opened, i knocked on her door, she asked who was there and i told her i was the one….
She opened the door for me and she was just tying towel over her body, i was mesmerized with what i saw, it was like pouring petrol into already burning fire as my deek was already getting hard even before going to her place, i don’t know if it was the effect of what i took, eat or the bad thought i was having about Amina when we were at the Bar
Amina: What happened?….
Me: The door is locked and its like Ismaeel went out with the key…
Amina: Ohk……let me quickly take my bath am coming
“she locked her door from behind and went straight to the bathroom”
I pull off my shirt and laid on her bed, that was my first time in her room, have been told that her room was tush to the core but i never believe until i saw it myself…i was still on the bed when the thought of my sexual life with Aisha came back to me, i remembered the first time we did it, the day she took the weed rice and was acting funny, i was seriously hard, i picked Aminat phone on her table to look at what she has on it, she was using a long Motorola phone, which was one of the biggest phone back then.
I located her gallery, i looked at all her pictures after which i visited the video section, what i saw was amazing, she has like five different raw porn videos on her phone, i opened one and was watching it, a mind said i should close the video and drop her phone but another said i should continue watching it at least there was nothing bad in it, i followed the later.
I was still watching the video when she walked in from the bathroom with her towel, she was saying something which i didn’t hear because i was using earpiece, she stood at a corner of her room trying to clean her body and was backing me. I didn’t know what came over me, i stood up from the bed, walked up to where she was and held her from behind, i quickly turn her over and before she could say anything, i placed my mouth on her lips and started kissing her
I removed her towel and led her to the bed and started romancing her, from kissing her lips, i went further to her breast and started sucking real hard, she left out a soft moan when i placed my mouth on her left nipple as i was fondling the second one. I moved the index finger of my left hand to her clit after a while and inserted it into her pusssy, she was already wet as i started using my finger to go inside her in and out, i joined my middle finger into it and was digging so hard, i was on that for like 10 minutes, sucking and digging at the same time, she quickly unzip my jean, brought out my deek and was directing it toward her pussy. I felt the hotness of her pussy while my deek was going in, i started digging so hard on the missionary style after which i lifted up her two legs resting them close to my shoulder, held her shoulder with my hand and started penetrating real hard, i could feel the pain on her face as i was hitting her stomach but do i care? Its been more than two months i had sex and my body has been calling for it for long.

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Akpos came home and met a thief taking away his TV through the window, he entered the room and went out the same window the thief passed and started to chase him,they for some hours and some miles still the thief was carrying the TV, akpos said never will i give up, some miles the thief was tired and decided to give up, the guy was panting for air when akpos reached him, the thief started to beg him when akpos cut in and said ' hey man why did you do that,why do i have to chase this long just to give you the remote control you left there,how were you going to use the TV?


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The next day, he was getting ready for school when he heard his phone ringing.

He picked it up from the bed and saw that it was her.

For long he contemplated whether to take the call or not.

Before he could decide, the phone has stopped ringing.

He was dropping it back when the sound came on again.

He answered.

‘Are you home?’ she asked him.

‘Yes.’

‘Can I see you?’

‘Not now, leaving for school in a short while.’

‘Alright, when then?’

‘You can come in the evening.’

***

At school, he stayed quiet all through. Anita on the other hand came to school that day as playful as a kitten. She continued pestering his life out.

When he said ‘Anita, please stop’ to her about the third time, the fair-skinned girl dropped down beside him and asked, in quiet voice, ‘What is wrong with you?’

‘Nothing,’ he said.

Before Anita could say something else, he’d stood and picked his books and left the classroom.

***

That evening when she came, he said to her, ‘I told you I wasn’t going to fit in.’

‘What are you talking about?’ Adaeze asked.

‘Your dad, he will never accept me.’

She stared at him.

‘I’m too low for him.’

She shook her head. ‘That’s not it, Ekene.’

‘Then what?’

‘Daddy is not the one to mind such things. There is something else.’

‘How do you mean?’

‘There is something else and it is beyond social status. Way beyond it.’

He said nothing immediately.

‘You need to see your mum, Ekene,’ she told him.

‘Why?’

‘You need to ask her some questions.’

His lips parted, his eyes fixed on her.

***

The next day, he went home from school.

But he didn’t ask his mother anything till it was night.

He’d just finished his food and returned the plate to the kitchen, then walked back into the sitting room where Mrs Margaret sat hunched over the table, marking the notes her students at the college had submitted a day earlier.

Now as he took the other seat across from her, he began to wonder, yet again, why his mother suddenly resigned from her more-paying Federal job at the hospital to become a secondary school teacher in a private college.

The same school his sisters attended.

Half the pay, no retirement benefits and yet more the insults.

‘Mama?’ he called.

‘Y-e-s?’ his mother drawled out, making no attempt to look up from her work. Her eyes were framed by large, round transparent glasses.

‘Mama?’ he called her again.

‘Ekenedilichukwu, I heard you.’

‘Mama, what do you know about Professor Ilonna’s family?’

Now his mother looked up. She said nothing for a long time.

‘Mama?’ he called her again.

‘Why are you asking?’ she asked.

‘I am friends with his daughter and she invited me to their home.’

He was about continuing when Margaret stood at once and started arranging the exercise books on the table.

‘Mama?’

She ignored him.

‘Mama?’

Margaret carried the pile of books. ‘Ekenedilichukwu,’ she called him, ‘make friends only with people that are within your level.’

She walked inside.

***

When he called her and told her the outcome of his seeing his mum, Adaeze nodded and said, ‘I think it’s time I saw mine too.’

‘Who?’

‘My mother.’

His lips came open and remained so for long


To be Continued

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EPISODE 1
Matters arise at chief Williams house in South Africa.

Madea(house maid to Williams): good morning doctor you are quite early.
Susan(a medical doctor and therapist): well the master sounded really worried when he called.where is she?
Madea: she's in her room,she locked herself in for a few days now and she won't speak with anyone.
Susan: can you take me there? I have to see her.
Madea: of course! please come with me.(she leads the doctor down a hallway with rooms on both sides and finally stops in front of the third room on the left.)
Susan: i'll take care of things from here, thank you very much.
Madea: I hope she lets you in.( she walks away quickly. Susan sighs softly as she rings the doorbell she waited for some minutes before the door finally opens slowly.)
Susan: (walking in and closing the door behind her.) Hello Lara! My name is susan, I'm a doctor and also a......
Lara( Williams): ( cutting her short.) Therapist! I know. Father asked you to see me, they all think i'm crazy.
Susan: I know you are not, that's why I' m here, to prove them wrong.
Lara: I know why you are here. You are not here to prove them wrong, you are here to make me get better.
Susan: ( pause briefly.) Well Lara you have to open up to me.what exactly is the matter?
Lara: shouldn't you start with something like; how are you felling today? Anyway, for your information, I just want to go home.
Susan: where is home, lara?
Lara: Nigeria, that's my country, that's my home.
Susan why do you want to go back to Nigeria? You don't like it here in South Africa?
Lara: she keeps calling, she wants me to come back. It's been long time we have been seperated for too long.
Susan: so there's someone you want to go and meet, someone has been calling you to come back home. May I know the person?
Lara: my sister. Father separated us when he brought me here, it's not meant to be like this..... Tell him to allow me go home.
Susan: that all you want, to go home and meet your sister?
Lara: that's all I ask for.
Susan: I'll let the Master know. Thank you very much for your time, Lara and thank you for speaking with me.I'll be seeing you.
Madea: ( walking towards Susan) did she tell you anything?what did she say?
Susan: I' m afraid the master is just blowing things out of proportion. There's nothing wrong with her, she just to go back home and see her sister.
Madea: that's what she keeps saying.
Susan: so why won't the master let her go?schools are on vacation, this is the best time to let her go visit her sister.
Madea: that's the problem, there's no sister anywhere. Lara's only sister died two years ago.
Susan: how do you know that? You are not part of the family, are you?
Madea: I may not be a part of this family but I've been with the Williams since I was a child. I know everything about this family.
Susan: so you are telling me Lara sister has been dead for two years and now,she keep saying that's same sister calling her back home?
Madea: that why master think she is deranged. He feels she need to be care for.
Susan: well then, if that is the case, u need to speak with the Master. I will go to his office to see him now and will come back soon to see Lara.please check on her regularly, we don't know what's wrong with her and what she is capable of doing to herself.
Madea: okay doctor, I'll make sure I watch her very closely.







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Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his
Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it
up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called
pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if
water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine
and added water on it. Immediately it started
changing colour.
...
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you
say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't
answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't
understand anything except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i stand
here. Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey
sneak enter the house girl room when madam no
dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o,
when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i
can't understand anything at all


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One day Akpos caught his mom and dad having sex. Akpos asks his dad "Can I join you?" His dad asks "Can your dick touch your ass?" Akpos replies "No." "Then no." Dad replies. Later on he catches his dad looking at porn. Akpos asks "Can I look with you Daddy?" His dad asks again "Can your dick touch your ass?" "No." "Then no." Later that night Akpos is eating cookies. His dad walks into the kitchen and asks "Can I have a cookie?" Akpos asks "Can your dick touch your ass?" His dad replies "Yes." "Then go fuck yourself these cookies are mine!"

one word for akpos!!



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2015-02-17 06:57:14

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One day, a woman asked her son
to call her husband to ask him
what he wanted her to cook for
dinner.After the sixth time the
boy complained to his mother
that a female voice was what he
heard everytime he called and
the lady would not let him speak
to his dad. By the time the man
got home that evening, his wife
was fuming seriously.
She was so angry that she met
him at his car and grabbed his
shirt right there in the front yard.
"How dare you cheat on me?"
she shouted, attracting the
neighbors instantly. "How could
you? After all we have been
through?"
The confused man stared at her -
he could not fathom why she
was so mad at him. The
neighbors tried to calm her
down but she refused, and when
someone asked for evidence, she
recounted the phone call episode
and called on Junior to repeat
everything the lady on the phone
said.
"The number you are calling is
not reachable at the moment.
Please try again later," Junior
said.


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2015-07-05 00:37:30

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IJE (The journey)
Episode 4
By morning, I had stopped bleeding. I knew Aunty
Faith was responsible, but I was simply glad to
be alive. Two days later, she sent me to live with
her friend in another town. Her friend owned a
saloon, and I was to learn the trade. I asked her
what about my plans for school, and she asked
me if she had a university education?
Madam Linda was older than I expected. I
wondered how exactly Faith knew her. I spent
one year and three months with her, working like
a slave. She was a miser, and giving us food to
eat was a hardship. She had six of us under her
in the saloon and we all shared a room in her
two bedroom flat. That was my first experience
living without family. I became close to Gladys.
We confided in each other, and were counting
the days till we would free to leave. I learnt
everything there was to learn, saving all the tips
I got, with dreams of opening my own place after
my days with Madam Linda. Dreams I shared
with Gladys.
You can I imagine my Joy the day we ended our
apprenticeship. Gladys invited me to stay over
with her at her uncle’s house, until I got a place
of my own. We set out that evening, as Gladys
said it was not far from where Madam Linda
stayed. We got on a bike, and stopped at a
junction. When we got there, the bike man said
he did not have change and Gladys went in one
direction to look for change.
When five minutes passed and she was not back,
the bike man asked me to go and look for her. I
went in that direction, and asked people of her
and I was told a lady of her description, had
gotten on another bike there.
I couldn’t believe it. I had only five hundred naira
in my pocket, as my money was in the bag
Gladys had with her. It had been her idea for us
to use just one bag to pack our things, since we
were going to the same house. Thirty minutes
later, I had to accept that Gladys had played a
fast one on me. I was penniless, homeless and
alone. I walked around the area, until shops
closed then I looked for a corner by one shop,
and wept.
I wondered what I had done to life to deserve all
this misfortune. I thought about my life, and my
family. Things were not supposed to turn out the
way they had. I was twenty-three years old, and
it seemed all my dreams were never coming
through. That was the longest night of my life. I
wondered the usefulness of my existence and if
there was ever a time I felt there was no God, it
was that night.
The next morning, I sat deep in thought,
wondering what I was going to do and where I
was going to go. I knew I wasn’t wanted in
Faith’s house and I didn’t even want to go there.
I had nowhere to go. I was wandering around the
area, deep in thought, when I was hit by a car.
I woke up in a hospital, and stared into the eyes
of a very beautiful woman. She was smiling down
at me. She was the one that hit me, and brought
me to the hospital. She told me her name was
Mrs. Anna. She was an elderly woman. I stayed
in the hospital for two weeks, I had two
fractures. Mrs. Anna came to see me every day
and she consoled me after hearing about my
misfortunes. When I left the hospital, I moved in
with Mrs. Anna. That signified another turn in my
life.
Mrs. Anna was a widow and she had children
older than I was. While I was with her, she
enrolled me in jamb lessons, and my life was
back on track. That year, I got admission into
school but not for law like I wanted, but mass
communication. Mrs. Anna paid my tuition and I
resumed school. It was a happy time for me.
Then the devil struck again and my benefactor
died. I was just getting into two hundred level. I
got a call from one of her sisters and I went
home to see the house overrun by strangers.
After the burial, the house was locked up, and I
moved into the school hostel. To be continued

>> Episode 5 -

“I was born and brought up in the remote ghetto of this enugu.
I was the the first child in a family of two kids”.

My head was resting in my hands, eyes transfixed on Amanda as she relayed her story to me.
Her eyes had lost it’s usual spark and now wore a blank look but still bore a dim glow and she continued.

“the second child was okechukwu. My father was a retired civil servant and he took to carpentry after he retired to help meet ends need.

My mother was a petty trader who had a small stall in front of our yard.
I was in senior secondary school one (S.S.1) while okechukwu was in Junior secondary two(J.S.S.2).

my father slipped into a very severe drinking habbit, always spending the greater percent of the day in a local gin bar, coming home each night dead drunk.

I had no hope of entering into the university if i happen to finish my secondary education due to my father’s inability to meet up even money for food talk more of paying my tuition for university.

A year later, okechukwu fell sick and was rushed to the hospital.
the doctor refused to operate on him unless we come up with an initial deposit of a #100,000.

My mother desperately ran around, selling everything that could fetch even the least triple figured digit.
All her wrappers, jewelries and anything she could spare.

My father also borrowed from his friends and relations but okechukwu died a week later after the surgery due to unknown complications.

It was a devastating blow to our family, my father’s drunk habit intensified.
He now spent over time drinking and chasing after women.

My mother and i tried kept doing all we could to sustain the family. i took work anywhere i could find it, even serving mason.

My father died 2years after okechukwu due to heart failure. then i was through with my secondary education. Life became a hidden hell for i and my mother.
Being the only two survivors of our family, mother was traumatized by the death of both okechukwu and my father.

Being a very beautiful girl, men trooped to our house to ask for my hands in marriage. “Mother always maintained i was too young for marriage” but i on the other hand had vowed within me to change the situation of my family and none of those men, met up with what i had in mind.

I started making moi-moi, taking them to I.M.T to sell, which coincidentally was the same school you started your tertiary education” She forced out a light chuckle.

I smiled hard with a loud sigh.
“Yes go on” I said looking blankly into her face.
and she continued.

“That was where i met sharon, She was a student in the school.
She saw me when she came to the spot i stayed while i sold my moi-moi, she came with a friend who wanted to buy moi-moi.

She started up a discussion with me, established a friendly bond between us and i told her my story.
She said she would help me.
Sharon’s aura oozed of money and comfortability.
she told me she was the one seeing herself through her tertiary education.

I envied her achievements, a girl of not up to 21 comfortably shouldering the responsibility for her education. i resolved within me to do all i can to finish my education.

With Sharon’s help i got admission into I.M.T, and sharon introduced me to the world of runs.
She got deals for me all around the nation, and we often went together.

The pay was good and i was able to pay for my school fees without a hitch, upgraded my mother’s standard of living.
But within me i wasn’t comfortable with the job, i just did what i thought i had to do to survive.

I met your dad during my final year, sharon too got me the deal. he was very good to me and he was the one that stopped me from being a runs girl, he placed me on an allowance and took care of my school bills.

He had told me about his late wife and his about you and Jessy. It somehow reminded me of my own family.

A year later after i finished with my National Youth service. He proposed to me and i accepted.
I convinced my mother and she too consented, and that was how i came to your family”.

My face blanked out, my throat locked that no words could escape.
Amanda became noticeably very quiet, her face tilted to the floor mopping at nothing i could really place.

“Mr Johny, Your father has regained consciousness” I had a strong baritone voice ring out jolting me out of the chasm the story created in my mind.

Turning my gaze to the direction of the voice, the doctor stood with an oversized lab coat.
He was a short stout man probably in his late 50’s.

The situation registered back in my mind. Papa have been unconscious for 3days now, but he’s finally awake.

..To be Continued..


>>

URSELF [Read it]


If u would lyk 2 know who is responsible 4 ur problem take a luk @ d mirror nd if u think ur problem z money think again.


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Life Mein Koi Bhi Takleef Ho… Toh Kisaan Ke Paas Chale Jao.

Kyunki…

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Uske Paas ‘Hal’ Hai!Related

Solomon came first in his class and his class teacher gave him a gift saying "well done Solomon, I hope you will com
e first next term?
. Solomon smiled and said "thank you Sir, I hope you will come again to print the question papers at my uncles printing press next time.
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2015-07-30 19:51:03

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Helping Others [Read it]


Once there was a small boy named Alfred. He belonged to a poor family. One day, he was crossing through the forest carrying some woods. He saw an old man who was very hungry. Alfred wanted to give him some food, but he did not have food for his own. So he continued on his way. On his way he saw a deer who was very thirsty. He wanted to give him some water, but he did not have water for himself. So he went on his way ahead. Then he saw a man who wanted to make a camp but he did not have woods. Alfred asked his problem and gave some woods to him. In return, he gave him some food and water. Now he went back to the old man and gave him some food and gave some water to the deer. The old man and the deer were very happy. Alfred than happily went on his way.

However, one day Alfred fell down the hill. He was in pain but he couldn’t move and no one was there to help him. But, the old man who he had helped before saw him, he quickly came and pulled him up the hill. He had many wounds on his legs. The deer whom Alfred had gave water saw his wounds and quickly went to forest and brought some herbs. After sometime his wounds were covered. All were very happy that they were able to help each other.

Moral: If you help others, then they will also help you.


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Best joker [Read it]


Who is your best joker in here?


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My mother… she is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her.

-Jodi PicoultRelated

Jo Duniya Sudharne Chale The

Vo patri Par Nange Mile

Courtesy: PKRelated

Galti Naal Vi Kise Naal Pyaar Naa Kreyo;

Mar Mar Ke Jeona Pau Kise Te Naa Mreyo!

(Punjabi)Related

The Hat Seller [Read it]


There was once a hat seller who passed
through the forest. The weather was
very hot and he decided to take a nap
under one of the trees, so he left his
whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and
realised that all his hats were gone.
Then he heard some monkeys on top of
the tree and looked up. To his surprise,
the tree was full of monkeys. They had
taken all his hats! The hat seller sits down and try to think on how he could
get the hats down. He started to think
and scratched his head. The next
moment, he realised that the monkeys
were doing the same thing. Next, he took down his own hat and
fanned himself. The monkeys did
exactly the same. Then an idea struck
him, he took his hat and threw it on the
floor, the monkeys did the same too.
Happily, he collected all his hats back. Fifty year later, his grandson also
became a hat seller and also got to hear
the monkey story from his grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he
passed through the same forest. Feeling
very hot, he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor. Again, when he woke up, he realised
that all his hats were gone. He looked
up and found that the monkeys had
taken all his hats. Remembering what
his grandfather told him, he started
scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and
fanned himself and again the monkeys
followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's
idea, he threw his hat on the floor, but
to his greatest surprise, the monkeys
still held onto all the hats. Then one
bold monkey climbed down the tree,
grabbed the hat on the floor and sneered, "You think say na only you get
grand papa?"
#BOLLY_SMART™®


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high [Read it]


A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torch light from the same phone he was looking for. Since he was so worried with the search and almost in tears, his close friend who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly told the caller: "I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and continued to search for the phone he just answered a call from. He decided to use the same phone to try calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to his friend and said: " Guy forget, that phone don go, the person that stole the phone cuts its as I call am just now"

............BARKA DE SALLAH TO Y'ALL


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I and my girl friend.. was scrowling along one evening like that.. When we Reached a millitary check up point... My Girl friend was wearing a short and sexy skirt.. A Nigerian Army stopped us..
ARMY: Where una deh go??
ME: weldoe sir..
ARMY: WHATS the girl wearing? Don't U know is an indicent dressing??
GIRL: And then?? my lover loves it.. So its non of ur bussiness..
Before I could know, she slapped the Army...
The Army man gave her the best slap she ever recieved in life, my presence there..
As a good citizen I don't support bad character.. I kept quiet...
Pls Did I do bad??



%Nazature...


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Overloading [Read it]


A man was driving around 1.00am alone in his car.
He got to a checkpoint and met Akpos the policeman who stopped him and asked for all his papers and particulars, which the man provided.
Akpos had nothing to ask again, but in order to solicit a bribe from him at all cost, he said; “I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day. If you get involved in an accident, who’ll take care of you.
The man replied: I’m not alone, Jesus Christ is with
me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five other angels are with
me here.
Akpos The police man: “Whaaat! All these people inside this your small
car ? I charge you for overloading.”




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My fiancee and I love each other very well.
We plan to get married soon.
One day she visited, we had a little misunderstanding.
For me to teach her a small lesson, i concluded that i wont call her on phone for 4days.
3 days passed, i didn't call her and she didn't care to call me nor text.
I became worried and was meditating
"Does it mean she doesn't want me again? She no longer miss me. Not even a text. No this unlike her. I can't afford to loos her, I think i should better stop all this nonsense and call her before it becomes too late"
As i was still medicating, my phone ranged and behold it was her calling.
I became relieved with so much joy in my hearth.
In order not to make it look as if i had been waiting for her to call first, i ignored the call.
5min later, she called again and i ignored it.
She called 10 consecutive times but i ignored all.
she then sent me a text "Baby am sorry, please forgive me. I love u".
My head got swollen after reading the text.
But still no reply from me.
She sent another text and Series of them throughout the day and at night but i ignored all.
I was just waiting for tomorrow which will make it 4days before i will give her a reply.
Tomorrow came, and i was about calling her before i received another text from her.
"Hi baby, I have called you more than 30times with about 15 text messages but you ignored all. I will call you for the last time now. And if you don't answer, then its OVER between us. And please don't boarder to call me later because i will NEVER EVER accept you again."
As soon as i finished reading the text, her call came in.
I hurriedly press the answer button but the phone kept on ringing.
I pressed again, no way
That's when it was done on me that my phone was hanging
I pressed and pressed and pressed but no response.
Out of frustration, i hit the phone on the floor.


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“Shantel, we’ve gone to see that monster and he
thinks he can be smart. He hasn’t seen the worst
of me yet so this is the plan and you tell me what
you think”
I whispered softly into her ears and she nods in affirmative and started laughing hysterically.
“Do you think he will fall for that?” She teased.
“Well, let just watch and see; if he really says he
has repented”
After a closer look at Shantel, I noticed subtle
changes on her body. "Shantel, are you okay, I mean are you feeling well?" I inquired.
“Yes, I am. Why are you asking me that?”
“Never mind then”
She continued "By the way, you are forgetting
something here Merissa"
"Which is?" I briskly asked "The monster knows me" She beamed.
"Oh yes, you are right. We need to look for
another lady who can do a perfect job" I
suggested. We rambled and cracked our ribs the more, then
all of a sudden, Shantel went like she was about
to throw up scampering to the wash room. I sank
in my thoughts mulling to what was wrong with
her. Who has she gone to sleep with? She has
been away for months and all of a sudden she is showing signs of carrying pregnancy. I hurled
myself to see what she was doing at the wash
room and found out she had spew a whole lot in
the sink. I screamed "Shantel, You are pregnant"
"Pregnant? Me? No..." Shantel shrieked.
"Girlfriend, of course you are, look at how softly inflated your breast are becoming?
You need to go see a doctor immediately" She felt guilty as she kept silent and gently, she
tried washing her mouth with clean water
sloshing from the pipe. "Let’s go and see my family doctor; if there is any
alarm, he could tell us then we would know what
we would do next" Shantel treaded slowly into her room to change
her clothing and after that we headed straight to
see my family Doctor.
We’ve had our family Doctor for years even before
I was born into this crazy world.
Mr. Baidoo has been a long lasting friend to our family and we now regard him as being part of
our family. Albeit he suffers from sterile
conditions, that hadn't seize him from extending
his care and giving attention to his patients and
clients. He endeavors to spend time to diagnose
the roots to any problem or ailment his patients were facing before he administer any drug or give
prognosis.
The doctor spent some minutes examining and
throwing torrents of questions at her; do you feel
sleepy? How is your appetite for food? When last
have you seen your period and et al. He told her to lay on the bed while he examines her thoroughly
with his stethoscope. My friend did all what was
required of her and she was allowed to sit on the
chair while the doctor walked back to his seat and
gave us the 'moment of truth' we’ve been waiting
for. The doctor heaved a deep sigh and he finally
uttered. Congratulations, you are expecting a
baby"
"WHAT!" Shantel screamed
I told you girlfriend. Doctor, how many weeks
now? “Eight weeks”
“Eight weeks?” Her face became crestfallen.
“Thank you very much Doctor”
We exited his office and drove to a beach nearby.
I wound down the glass and switched off the
engine, and then I stared at her. “Shantel, there is something you are not telling
me. What happened?” She was calm and drifted
in thoughts shaking her head slowly.
"Merissa, my adventure at Lagos was
inconceivable. The night the police raided the
Agency, I wasn't the only one that was captured. We were about fifteen ladies and I was held in
their cell with other models. And patiently, I
watched how friends and families of these
models came to bail them out one after the other.
I had no one girlfriend, to come to my aid. I had
no contact I could call to come to my rescue. Days became weeks and weeks turned to months and
the deputy police officer vents his angry the
more… “Now, I know the true essence of having a
manager as he would be the one to track your
progress and help you test the dangerous waters
before you step on them"
She went on a pause for a while as she exhaled
heavily. "The DPO was always on my neck to call someone
who can rescue me but nothing.
On a dreadful night; I was carried out from my cell
and taken to the backyard of the station by two
sergeants whom were muttering to each other. All
the salient word I could hear was ‘let kill her here’, ‘she got no family in this country’, and ‘no
one will even know she was here at the station’. I
was scared Merissa, I don’t know if I should
scream for help or I should run as fast as my legs
could muster but they were holding weapons.
The AK47 or whatever it is called. I’d watched in the movies how those Iranian people slaughter
foreigners like animals. I began praying for his
mercies and divine intervention.”
My mouth was wide open now as flies were flying
in and out.
“I was held at gunpoint my dear. As the gun was pointed at me, both of them took five steps back
aiming for my torso. An officer came out and
treaded slowly with his eyes closed looking for a
place to take a leak probably he was sleep-
walking. The two men who held me at gun point
just watched closely as they tried to pretend as if they weren't there. The sleep-walking sergeant
walked back again without noticing anything.
That was then I knew my life had finished as I
saw that as my only ticket to be rescued…
“The sergeants cracked their gun and aim the gun
towards me and that was the exact time, a tip flushed in on their walker intercom that there is
an armed robbery case going down in the nearby
area. That saved me for that day but other nights
came and one of the sergeants came to my cell
and said if they couldn't kill me; they will rather
have a night stand with me and even promise to set me free afterwards.
Without even much consideration, I gave in to
their request and girlfriend, one night stand
turned to one week stand. Until that fateful day
when the sergeant was having
a wonderful time of his life with me, I injured him in the process.” "What did you do to him" I asked impatiently. "I’d stashed some of the pepper sauce that was
served during the dinner and rubbed it on his
endowment" That laid him off for a while from
me until the Assistant Inspector General came on
a visit to the station and he released me using his
discretion. I didn’t even look Merissa. I went to the airport straight, then took a shower and board
a plane back home.” Tears came freely through her eyes "I am really
sorry for pushing you to tell me what happened?" So what are you going to do with the baby you
carrying now?“So what are you going to do with the baby you
carrying now?”
“That is simple, I will terminate the pregnancy”
She stepped out of the car
indignantly. “Terminate what?” I reiterated after getting down
from the car and walking towards her.
“Terminate the pregnancy of course. I won’t let a
bastard’s child come and ruin my life when I am
just getting into the peak of my modeling career.
Agencies and Companies are gradually getting to hear the buzz of Shantel Tamakloe. Do you know
that very soon; I won’t have to work my ass off
anymore, clients will be calling me for jobs and I
seriously need a Manager to help me manage that
kind of recognition.”
“Shantel, you are forgetting something so soon that the baby inside you has grown for eight
weeks and at this stage the embryo is already
formed, terminating the pregnancy would be
suicidal”
“I won’t die Merissa, I know someone who can do
it for me professionally without any worries” “I won’t stand here and listen to this on how you
venture on to take your precious life. Have you
forgotten the lives of your parent and the money
they had spent on your education so you can
become somebody and at the end they could
have someone to benchmark on and be proud of or have you forgotten also we your friends;
Askaline and I and what will happen to us if you
are gone?” I stormed at her. “Seize being delusional” She flared “Nothing will
happen to me, how many times do you want me
to say this” I entered the car and she hopped in and we drove
off from the beach. Less than a week past, I didn’t hear from Shantel.
Askaline was at my place and I had brief her with
what Shantel plans were; to get rid of an eight
weeks baby which is totally suicidal. Askaline got
worried and we decided to go to her place and
watch our dear friend and if possibly we can talk some senses into her head or at least we shall be
there to stand beside her on anything she
chooses to do. We got to her exquisite condo and we were
ushered in by a stranger.
“Hello, are we at the right house? Is this Shantel
apartment?” So many question thrown to the
stranger.
“And who might be asking?” He arrogantly asked Shantel screamed from inside, “David let them in;
they are my friends”
We walk past him and sat on the sofa in the living
room waiting for Shantel to come and explain to
us what was really going on.
“Hello Girlfriends! How are you doing?” She was in a cheerful state wondering what was wrong with
this lady. Has she gone to do the abortion? She
was holding a tray
which had fruit juice and glasses on it and she
was almost about to open the juice when
Askaline and I chorused together “Don’t open it, we are fine”
“Oh so you come to my house and you don’t
want to take anything I offer you” She rolled her
eyes sitting on her couch
“I am sure you’ve met David” She pointed at him.
“Yes and he was very rude, who is he by the way” I asked staring at him with my evil eyes.
“He is my new Manager; he will be handling all
my clients and getting hot jobs for me with high
net worth companies that I can’t tap” “David please meet my friends; Merissa and
Askaline from the University of Ghana”
pointing at us respectively. David took some steps
and brought out his hands for a warm hand
shake and we shook hands and exchanged
pleasantries. “It nice meeting you David, so what do you do
before you suddenly became a Manager to our
dear friend” I asked.
“Well, I have managed quite a few models and
they have rose to become a star in their various
fields” David said. “Can you mention a few?” I asked sternly
“Common stop this, why are you chastising him? I
believe in David and together we going to rise to
platinum” Shantel cut in.
“Shantel that is not the reason why we were even
here” Askaline finally spoke out “We would need your privacy from this stranger” I
chipped in
“David, can you be sweet to excuse us for a
minute?” David walked outside and shut the door
behind him. “What have you done to your pregnancy? We
didn’t hear anything from you. We know that no
matter the talking we say right now won’t even
change your mind on this matter so what are your
plans now?”
Shantel heaved a great sigh “I am keeping the baby”
“What! I didn’t get that right” I pretend not to
have heard the first time.
“I said I am keeping the baby. After a long
deliberation, I have decided to give birth to the
child and when the child is finally born into this world, I will give it to a Baby Adoption Agency to
have her best taken care of and given to those
parent who are desperately in need of a child”
Happiness enshrouded our face as we all got
mushy and took a warm hug together.
“Dear, you are doing the right thing. You can still go to school while carrying your pregnancy and
before you know it we shall be in our third year
and the baby will be long gone and history”
Askaline uttered
“Now, tell us how did you meet that guy David?
You have been on this issue of getting a Manager but I never thought it will be this fast”
“I met David two days ago in a club and we hit
the groove as we almost clicked in everything
after we exchanged conversations for hours and I
told him I was looking for a Manager and he said
wow, he had managed quite a few models in his prime time” “How can you say you meet someone in a club
and you already showering him all your trust”
Askaline questioned
“Don’t worry girlfriends, I am okay with David. He
is such a perfect gentleman and he is very
intelligent too. You see that is why I have the best friends in the whole world.
You girls worry too much about me”
“Why won’t we? If you are taking a wrong step, is
it not our obligation to always tell you not to step
there?” I fumed.
“Yes, you are right my dear friends, but I am doing the right thing on this one. I promise you
that. I just want David to get me the petty jobs I
could do to sustain my living before my stomach
protrudes and I won’t be able to take any job
offer”
“Okay Shantel” We all got mushy again and hug again for minutes until David bumped in.


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Six months after the incident, i asked abigail if she was into any relationship because she never spoke of it. ” are you gonna interrogate me because i came to visit you? Hahhaha don’t mind me dear” she joked. ” tell me then” i insisted. “hei whats with the rush? Alright come here” she pulled me to sit with her. ” im gonna tell you all about it alright” she said. I gave a nod in agreement. ” i told my dad to free a prisoner on his birthday. Prerogative of mercy,” she disclosed. “what! And he did? I cant believe you girl, you weren’t like this when you left to America, what happened?” i asked. “its all in the past now dear, i have moved on, and with this new guy, i am willing to do more to be a better person Mina. You were the best i knew Mina, please don’t let anything bring you down” she held my cheeks with a sad voice. Tears dropped from my eyes and then i stood up. ” so tell me, who is he?” i asked, to change the topic. “you will meet him soon. I am holding a party on December 26th, maybe that will be my present to you” she said jokingly and we all laughed it out. ” one more thing, i am to present him to the world as a free man and you are also to be the one to read the speech. In other words, you have to be the one to call him out as the free man” she tapped me. I didn’t ask any further questions because i knew i would meet him soon, but unfortunately i never did. Something always came up to spoil the chance.
December 26th, boxing day was eventually up. We made the preparation and everything needed for the event. Wait, i was never given the script to read. “hei, abigail where is the script? I know no words in them, how do i read it perfectly?” i asked her on that very night. “oops don’t worry i try to let you have it before you mount the stage okay” she said a smile. She was busy dressing up since everyone was reading at the big compound. Yeah, it was very huge and that was her house. See that small girl ooO, owing a huge house. That was just by the way. “but where is he?” i asked abigail out of curiousity. “im sure he will be in his room” she answered. She was fully prepared now. My GOD, she looked elegant in her long black gown. “abigail you are beautiful” i commented. She embraced me with thanks giving. ” and you look sweet dear” she also said. We laughed and went out of the room. “that’s his room” she pointed. Her guy lived abit far from her and i didnt comprehend that. ” okay” i replied. Her mother called her right away, then she left. Butterflies were running through my stomach when i stood there looking at the door. I was so curious to meet the guy so i took steps to get to the door when Alex came in. “darling” he called from behind. I gave a sharp turn out of fright. ” you frightened me” i said. ” why?” he asked moving closer. “nothing” i replied, met him on the way and went out with him.
The occasion began with music from efya. This girl was really Serious. Don’t be surprise if i should tell you that it was live on television. She was called to address the occasions, and we all rose up to honour her. ” i am pleased, i am pleased” were her first words when she mount the stage. We stopped and had our seats. ” haaaa, i feel butterflies running through my stomach” she spoke into the conference Mic and we all laughed. ” thank GOD almighty for this day, my second thanks giving goes to the president, my father for granting me this wish. I love you dad, even though he is not here with us now” “hahahahha” audience. ” i am happy to unveil my life partner,someone who gave me a reason to live even though.. ” she paused. It would have been sad if abigail ended her statement. You will find out why she paused soon. So sad, guys guys, the guy who did that to her will never be happy. ” therefore i ask, my lawyer, my friend, the one and only beautiful Hagan in the Hagan race to introduce him. Thank you” she said and stood aside. He will be coming from behind just after mentioning his name and i cant wait. That was how the stage was designed, who ever it is will join us on the stage soon. ” i am honoured to unveil a free man today, a man who suffered injustice,” began to read. ” a man of abigail of abigails dreams, a man full of love, ladies and gentlemen, i present to you” i paused, i couldn’t believe what i saw, my heart raced more than a train. ” JUSTICE JOHNSON?” my voice shook as i mentioned his name in a question tone. I turned with tears as i watched the engineer walk towards us in his suit whiles every body was on their feet clapping.
Oh my GOD… Oh my GOD

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Akpos is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree
through the
buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his
fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers,
and I'll
see what I can do." Akpos says, "I have n't got the fingers." The doctor says, "What do you mean, you haven't
got the
fingers? It's 2015. We've got micro surgery and all
kinds of
incredible techniques like using super glu or rubber band. I could have put them back
on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the
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