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Full Bed Bath [Read it]


The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it.To make matters worse, the patient was a gentleman in his late sixties who had been admitted after a heart attack. As se nervously set her equipment up, she confessed to the patient that she had never given a full bed bath before.“I’ll tell you what,” he said, “how about if you wash as far down as possible, and as far up as possible, and then I’ll wash possible?”Related

TEARS=>WRITE UP BY DINDY
Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission,thank you for reading this write up...
Little salty water;it helps me express my inner pain or joy,it shows my weakness and strength(remember real men cry),it tells people my feelings,it comes with emotions(not all the time).
Sometimes it helps me cool down,sometimes it raises my emotion to the peak.
Tears of joy and tears of sorrow are two different emotion from the same source.
I have never had tears of joy(don't get me wrong,what I meant by that was that I have never been over joyed in such a way that it laid to me crying ).
The day I had tears of sorrow was.......(i won't tell you about that)but I will tell you the other one I had,which happened when I saw a disable boy with no fingers in church.
That day I felt so weak and I felt tears in my eyes,I tried to hold it back but it still found its way out of my eyes.
Their was this other time when I was in secondary school( you all know how last day things feels like what it goes,you will surly miss everyone),well I kinda cried and I was very depressed and sad.
But there is one thing I have come learn from tears and that is;"it is good to let it out when you have the feeling to,it shows people you care,it make people realize the love hidden in your heart,it lifts the load off your heart,it sets you free of some emotional break down".
I think I will cry now so that you guys can see the love I have for you read my write ups,thank you guys for all your love#happy heart.
SOMETIMES TO WIN THE GREATEST BATTLE OF LIFE YOU HAVE TO CRY FOR YOUR ENEMY TO LOSE.
REMEMBER GOD AND JESUS ALSO WEPT,SO IF OUR CREATOR CAN SHEARED TEARS WHO ARE WE NOT TO LET THE TEARS OUT OF ITS CAGE.
MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP.LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.THANKS FOR READING...................WRITE UP BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI.........whatsapp/viber number:07087750433.... [email protected]@gmail.com or OSSYNNAMDI @
outlook.com facebook namessy andy nnamdi.......Skype: 07087750433 or OSSYNNAMDI @outlook.com.........[email protected].....Instagram#OSS
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A virgin is someone who has never had sexual intercourse or sexual activity.
Virginity In Yoruba Culture
During the traditional era and before the advent of colonialism, virginity was held at high esteem among the Yoruba people. A lady is expected to get married as a virgin as having sexual intercourse before the wedding ceremony is a taboo. This is the reason why the intending couple are not allowed to have close contact or be in the same room with each other before the D-day: thus, the need for an intermediary (Alarina).

Virginity to them is known as ‘Ibale’ and it is the pride of any Yoruba lady to keep hers till her wedding night.The wedding night is usually seen as a frightened day for the bride and her parents. In those days, mothers were fond of asking their daughters about their virginity so as to prevent the shame and disgrace that come with not been a virgin.
On the wedding night, a white cloth is usually given to the couple and the cloth will be spread on their bedding, mostly mats. The parents of both families sometimes stay at the entrance of the house waiting for the cloth to be brought out of the house while some parents will be in their homes expecting result. In this culture, the white cloth is expected to be stained by blood and after the sexual intercourse, if the cloth is stained, it means that the new bride is a virgin. If it turns out that the white cloth is not stained with blood, it signifies that the new bride had been promiscuous and slept with a man before.

A bride that is met as a virgin by her husband will be celebrated while the one that is not will be disgraced and banished from the village. The white cloth (stained or not) will be sent to the bride’s parents. Other items like rotten yam, half-filled matches or empty box of matches, half keg of palm wine will also be sent to them meaning that their daughter was rotten and not complete before she was married. The parents will be publicly blamed for not training their daughter. Grief, sorrow and loud cries will follow suit. Such bride that will sweep the whole village, dance naked in the market’s place before she finally leaves her village. The groom also has the right to divorce such a woman.
On the other hand, if the newly-wed was met as a virgin, the groom’s family will send a full keg of palm wine, full matches box to the bride’s parents indicating that their daughter was complete before the wedding night. She will be praised publicly and her parents will be happy. It is believed that virgins have self-discipline and are well-trained by their parents.
This custom and virginity has many advantages as it prevent the rate of fornication and helps the married women to be faithful with their husbands. Also, many lives have been lost to the act. Some young ladies have committed suicide because of the shame. Highly respected or elders can also commit suicide if their daughter was found to have lost her virginity before her marriage. This tradition is no longer in practice and has eaten deep by colonilisation.

IBALE(VIRGINITY)....ITS ALL ABOUT A MAIDEN FROM HER VILLAGE TO THE UNIVERSITY, SHE KEEPS HER VIRGINITY THROUGHOUT HER LIFE, BUT WHEN SHE GET TO THE UNIVERSITY SHE HAVE TO FIGHT VERY HARD IN ORDER NOT TO LOSE IT BECAUSE IT'S A LAW AND AN OAT MAKE BY THE ANCESTORS AND MUST NOT MISTAKENLY BE BROKEN BY ANY HOW GUY IF NOT THEIR HUSBAND

WILL THE MAIDEN LOSE HER VIRGINITY?
WHO WILL DISVIRGIN HER?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF HER SEAL HIS BROKEN?
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE GUY WHO BREAK IT?
WHAT'S IS BEHIND THE LAW AND THE OAT?
WHAT CAUSES THE LAW AND THE OAT?

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New Language [Read it]


As UK Pull out (BREXIT) of European Union...
The European Commission has just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The
hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should
klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less
letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf
20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e"
in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil
hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like
zey vunted in ze forst plas.
And Congratulations you have learnt German within
minutes.
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JOKE PART 67 BY DINDY
After three hours of dressing up and applying make-up
:………
Girl: I don’t feel complete.
Dindy: [Confused] What?.
Girl: Look at me.
:……..
:……..
Dindy looks at her seriously.
:…….
:……
Girl: Don’t you think something is missing?.
Dindy: Yea i do.
Girl: What is that?.
Dindy: Plastic surgery……… ? ?
*****Girl slaps Dindy****
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 68.







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Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.

~ Napoleon HillRelated

When you chat like this with ur Spouse
or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u? You: Gud
She: K.
There's another guy online going like
this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur
pretty self doing 2day? She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis
early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U
always look more beautiful whenever u
blush.
She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor. Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u
& ur happiness matters a lot to me.
She: I'm in a relationship dear but the
truth is that u've a way of making me
happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later
She:tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2
av u back online.
You may say she's too cheap to fall for
mere words, but that's how women
were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her &
watch her melt into your arms. The
greatest mistake a man can make in a
relationship is giving another man a
chance to make his woman happy.
Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are
beautiful'. The highest na "baby when
we go see naa?"
Learn to make your partner happy and
cared for, before it gets too late.
Abi, ladies I lie?
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Akpos wife wanted to know how he would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. 
She decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of  all his stupid character and didn`t want to live with him anymore.
After writing the letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom and then snicked under the bed to hide until her husband got home. 
When Akpos eventually came back home, he saw the letter on the table and read it.
After a few moments of silence, he smiled and picked up the pen and added something to the letter.
Then he started to get changed, whistling happy tunes and singing and dancing while he did so.
He grabbed his phone and dialed a number. 
His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.  "Hey babe, I`m just changing clothes then will join you," he said. "As for my foolish wife, her eyes have now open and she realized that I was fooling around on her and left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!"
Then he hung up and walked out of the room.
In tears and very upset, she came out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.  Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy bread and akara."


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Has anyone else noticed that image in mirrors look really sexy?Related

can stop laughing..
Obama visited Zimbabwe and urge president( Robert
Mugabe to pass Gay marriage into law and should be
accepted by Zimbabwean,
After his speech.,the president responded saying –
“MY people u have heard what the American president
said . Every leader should lead by example…i hereby
ask OBAMA to b my Gay partner..
OBAMA shouted In response “YOUR FATHER !!!


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Ana spent the next hour working with doctor Ozha and took notes about Mandy's medication and other tests she needed to get done.

After she was done with her job, she set out in search for prince and Rahul, but couldn't find them anywhere in the mansion. She then asked Ahmed if he saw them.

"Oh yeah! I saw them going towards the mini golf course in the backyard."

"We have a mini golf course on this property?"

"Yeah, you know Rahul loves Golf and is a Masters champion. You know how to play?"

"No, it's not on my list of things I need to survive!" Then they both burst out laughing.

She made her way to the mini golf course, wondering what Rahul was doing with prince. As she got close she could hear prince laughing and screaming at the same time. She reached the course and sat down on a nearby bench watching them silently.

Rahul and prince walked upto the next hole and prince placed the ball on the ground. As Rahul hit the ball, prince ran along with the ball and started jumping up and down seeing the ball disappear into target hole. He took the ball out and continued to the next hole, with Rahul behind him. Ana watched them till they finished the course.

Prince saw Ana and ran to her excitedly with a golf ball in hand. She picked him and kissed his cheeks as Rahul walked upto them.

"He is a great kid and he likes the game. I am going to order a special golf set for him."

"What! .. he is two and half"

"Yep, I know that. My dad started teaching me around the same time. Its a competitive sport and one needs to start as early as possible."

"You can't compare your life to him. I don't have the resources to put him through golf training. So don't waste money on buying a golf set."

"Geez ... why do you have to be so negative for everything. It's just a golf set." He said and walked away.

"Idiot" Ana muttered slowly, hoping Rahul didn't hear her, as he walked away.

"Idata" prince screamed loudly trying to mimic his mom. Ana tried to put her hand on his mouth, but was too late.

Rahul turned around and looked at Ana, narrowing his eyes and shaking his head and then walked away more angrier than before.

Ana and prince moved into the mansion, little bit earlier than planned, as she wanted to be close to Mandy. Mandy's health steadily improved under Ana's supervision. Mandy also started spending more time with prince.

Ana chose the bedroom next to Mandy, to stay close to her, but it also meant she was very close to Rahul's bedroom. Although Rahul had his own apartment in the city, he was coming daily to visit Mandy and sometimes stayed behind.

The cold war between them continued. Rahul would come and talk to prince, but ignore her completely. Ana was getting constantly irked by his behavior, but she didn't want to spoil the relationship prince was having with Rahul.

It was Friday evening. Mandy was playing with prince in the garden outside, when Rahul approached her enquiring about her health.

"Idata!" Prince shouted and ran upto Rahul putting his arms around his legs.

"Hmm ... he likes you, but why is he calling you 'Idata'? Earlier I couldn't figure out, but now I know he was talking about you, whenever he said that word." Mandy questioned Rahul, as Ana walked in with coffee tray and snacks.my


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On the last day of
kindergarten, all the children
brought presents for their
teacher. The florist's son
handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, held it up and
said, "I bet I know what it is
- it's some flowers!" "That's
right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store
owner's daughter handed the
teacher a gift. She held it up,
shook it and said. "I bet I
know what it is - it's a box
of candy!" "That's right!"
shouted the little girl. The
next gift was from the liquor
store owner's son, Akpos. The teacher held it
up and saw that it was
leaking. She touched a drop
with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she asked.
"No,'Akpos answered.
The teacher touched another
drop to her tongue. "Is it
champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered. Finally,
the teacher said, "I give up.
What is it?" Little Akpos
replied, "A puppy!"



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Akpos badgy [Read it]


Akpos caught his Dad red-handed
having sex with the house girl.
The dad begged Akpos : “Take this
500 Naira and make sure u don’t tell
your mum.”
Akpos answered :” but Daddy, you are
too stingy. Mum gave me 1000 Naira
when i caught her with the gate-man.
Dad fainted........


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I most confess [Read it]


I have 2 tell u d truth.. Am sry I have been keeping dis in my mind 4 sum times now without confessing, nd everyday it makes my feel selfish without letting u knw dat.,
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Mango is out now!!!


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sex life [Read it]


A man joins a soccer team and his new
teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner
as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk
about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a
detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When
he got home, his wife asked how the evening
went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting
to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I
had to make a talk about yachting," his wife
thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more
and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into
one of his new teammates at the supermarket
and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a
speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said
smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is
clearly very experienced!." The wife looked
confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he
has only done it twice and the second time he was
sick."


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This is the simplest question that Akpos did not even bother to think about. He just answered in 2 seconds;
Teacher: Akpos, What is smaller than an ant's mouth??
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.(honestly, what would you think, guyz)
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Akpos: What it eats!
Teacher: Correct Akpos!!!
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You see how genius Akpos is??
some of you couldn't get that correct, and am one of you!
What answer were you think of #B-goF


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2016-01-19 18:20:30

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EPs 9
"Somebody help me!!
Henry yelled as park of wolves chase after him. He run furiously for his dear life, each time he turn he saw the wolves closer . he put more effort to speed up but to no avail. He run down to an alley with two path ( in form of y ) he stood in the center confused thinking of which route to take , left or right he kept puzzling in his mind, as he could hear leaves breaks , fast foot steps stamping hard on the mouldy soil and low growls fast approaching .
He look around and saw a big log he quickly hid behind it thinking and waiting for the wolves to run by.
He heard a sharp crack noise behind him , he quickly turn seeing the whole park snarling at him viciously reviewing their fangs with wide red eyes locked on him.
One of the wolves charges , pound on henry , henry wedging it with his hand immediately flipped it over and it scratches his hand with its claws, the wound were deep causing blood to gush out rapidly, Henry grunt in pain as he quickly jerk up and make a dash, others charges and run after him. He manage to get out within their range, as he run towards a cliff. He reaches to the dead end , the only route to escape is turning back and its blocked by the wolves as they approaches slowly snarling at him . henry had no choice . to be eaten by the wolves or jump of the cliff . the wolves lunched their attack as he jump off the cliff screaming loud .
He jerk up from the bed, sweating, his scream woke up his wife who was deep as sleep his children and some near by neighbours .
" honey "
Jane pat on henry who was seriously gasping for air .
' I'm okay , I'm okay ,
he felt a sharp pain on his right arm, he lift it up and saw the exact wound mark he got from the attack.
' oh no , this can't not be ,
he glanced at his wife
" how did you get those scratches"
she quired .
" it real, oh God it's real "
" what's real" ?
Jane asked this time feeling uncomfortable about her husband acting weird .
" the nightmares the are real " .
****
In the name of the father , the son and the holy spirit, any evil power on this house, manipulating this family should be consumed and destroyed by the holy ghost , the rev said as he sprinkles the ' holy water' around the house .
"something is not right , something evil dwells here I can feel its present ,
the rev father said .
"We bought this house not less than a year, is this house hunted or what ?
Henry asked the rev father as he wait patiently for an answer .
" I don't know , but something evil dwells here , I can feel it.
The rev father gestured on Henry's hand
" your wounds, you said one of the the wolves attacks you "
he asked henry looking at his hand
" father I'm still wondering how can someone get wounded in a dream and see the same wound in real life ".
" you see my son ,
the rev father stops as he cleared his throat, "fire is a beautiful thing , it can bring happiness , it can bring pain, depending on how you use it." Yes sometimes when you die in dreams , you die in real life. That what is called evil projection , evil attacks . if they can kill you in dream , then you are just like an ant to them in real life that they can just stamp on as easily as that . that's why if you are not strong in being , you have to be strong in spirit .
This witch that is hunting you did you do any thing in the past , or your ancestors . " you cant solve a problem when you don't know the root...
Let me tell you son sometimes when you do things it won't hunt you but your children's children ..something we called generational course
Henry stood there speechless as he start getting flash back
"Ellen told her that some people connected to him did something. Flashes through his mind .




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Successful people have two things on their
lips, "smile and silence". Smile can solve
problem while Silence can avoid problems.
Sugar and salt may be mixed together but
ants reject the salt and carry away only the
sugar. Select the right people in life and
make your life better and sweeter. If you fail
to achieve your dreams, change your ways
not your God.
Remember, trees change their leaves and not
their roots. You will never reach your
destination if you stop and throw stones to
every dog that barks.
Haters will see you walking on water and say
its because you can't swim. Even if you dance
on water, your enemies will accuse you of
raising dust.
Make it your ambition to live a quiet life, to
mind your own business and to work with your
own hands.
Remember, don’t ever wrestle with a pig.
You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy
it. -- Be Inspired and have a great day Nairajokers # www.facebook.com/9jastudentforum #B-goF #AoN


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EPISODE 17

The following morning, after our morning activities, i started getting ready to leave anything 11am. Momma arranged foodstuffs for me of which i declined the ones i don't like such as beans. I only collected small quality of it so i can prepare it with rice.

After much preparation, i left some few minutes past 11 and arrive my apartment about an hour later. Did i mentioned where i was schooling? OK, I was schooling at the University Of Abuja studying Business Administration.

I informed Mirabel of my arrival, she said she'll join me shortly. I also informed my Parents. My uncle told me to call him when i get to school but i don't want to,,,, I know he wants to give me money.

I was about doing some clean up before i discovered that the place is even tidier than the way i left it. I was surprised a little because i was relieved from doing the cleaning. So,,, who else could have done it if not my lovely Mirabel. But how??

*I quickly dialed her line*

Mirabel: Hello dear

Me: Sweetheart,,, how did u do it?

Mirabel: Do what?

Me: The house, its cleaned up

Mirabel; Oh yea,,,, I sent some cleaners with my guards to get it done. Hope they did well?

Me: Sure, they did great. Thanks dear,

Mirabel: Its okay... i think its my duty to clean for my boo especially when he's too lazy for house chores

Me: I'm not lazy

Mirabel: I know, that's why i said for house chores,,,, U re lazy on that

Me: No I'm not

Mirabel: Really?

Me: Yeah

Mirabel: Ok tell me, what do u do at your family house? And how often do u do your laundry?

Me: Well,,, there's nothing much to do there and Mother and Nancy takes care of the few ones

Mirabel: There u go,,,, there are some little things that u should be doing at home sweetheart

Me: But i mop the floor

Mirabel: After Nancy sweep the floor right? Why can't u sweep and mop alone?    Imagine, u started washing your own clothes just last year

Me: What? Who told u that?

Mirabel: Oops! Never mind, I will be with u shortly,,,,, and I'm coming with food. Not fried rice though, love u...

*Hangs up*

Chai! Nancy is a traitress! 

Few minutes later, I went to the gate to check who was horning,,,, The car doesn't look familiar but i know it was Mirabel, she got another ride for another semester,,, cool. She drove in, parked, and then alighted from the car were Cynthia, Mirabel and Lola.

But she didn't tell me that she'll be coming over with them,,,, Chaai Mirabel!

Cynthia: Hi Victor?

Me: Hello Cynthia,,, long time

Mirabel ran towards me and gave me a cool romantic hug,,, I lifted her up and turned her around romantically and we shared a cool kiss while i was still holding her before i dropped her to her feet.

Mirabel: I've missed u so much

Me: I miss u too...

Lola: Hello Vames **Smiling**

Me: Lola, how are u?  how'd u know that name?

Lola: Why don't u usher us in? instead of questioning us under this scorching sun **helping herself in**

Cynthia looked around then joined Lola

Mirabel: Let's go in na **pulling me**

Me: Wait

Mirabel: Why?

Me: I thought u were coming alone so we can talk alone

Mirabel: Yeah,,,, but they insisted on coming, that they would be bored at the lodge

Me: We have some serious issues to tackle,,,, so how can we get to talk privately?

Mirabel: Serious issues? what are u talking about?

Me: I will tell u everything when we get to talk

Mirabel: Okay uhmmm,,,, I will let them go while i spend the night here

Me: Ok good

Mirabel: Till then,,,, let's go in

Me: Wait....

Mirabel: What now? They're waiting for us

Me: **drawing her closer**  Do u know how much i've missed your kisses?

Mirabel: Not now Victor

Me: Come on...

Mirabel: I miss u too but now is not the right time,,, I thought we have some serious issues to tackle?

Me: Yeah... but my mind doesn't recognize the right time for kissing u,,, U should know that with u, every time is right...

She started blushing while i draw her and placed my lips on hers and she responded....

Lola: The food is getting cold,,, do u guys mind? **Went back in**

What will i do to this Lola sef??

Mirabel: Sorry dear, we're coming in now.....   Victor i'm going in now

We went in together, Mirabel served the food. I don't know why she's the one doing it while Cynthia and Lola were there. The food wasn't fried rice and the drink wasn't hollandia yoghurt but the food was irish potatoes with egg and fried chicken with some kind of spice I've never seen before,,,,, with one nice orange juice like that which i later discovered that it was imported.

Cynthia and Lola ate on their own, while Mirabel and I ate together but not in a romantic way because i wasn't comfortable with Lola's presence.

After eating,,,, she (Mirabel) took all the dishes to wash. Her humbleness surprised me a lot,,, how can she, being the leader of their friendship and the President's Daughter be be doing dishes for her friends?? I really can't understand why.

I helped her in the dishwashing of which she tried to decline but i superseded her. We wouldn't had completed the dishes without some cool kisses initiated by me.... we were yet interrupted by that Lola again!

Lola: **Clears throat**  Do u have korean movies in this house?  I'm bored

*This girl is annoyingly funny sha*

Mirabel: Lola, there's no Korean movie here

Lola: But he lives here, let him answer,,, he might have, who knows...

Me: Mirabel answered u correctly Lola,,,, I don't even watch Koreans

Lola: What? Why?? they're really good, U will love their movies just try it and see

Me: Okay,,, maybe I'll try it out some time

Lola: Yeah u should,,,, first u should try City hunter, Coffee prince, Playful kiss or Personal taste, Sea god or even Fugitive: Plan B it's awesome.

Me: Okay...

Lola: OMG! Please try as much as possible to watch Boys Before Flowers,,, I love the movie like crazy

Mirabel: Lola follow me let's talk

Lola: Talk about what?

Mirabel: Follow me

Lola: Okay, alright

Mirabel: I mean now**walks away**

Lola: I'm coming oh.....
Vames sweetheart,,, long time no see

I boldly brought out my phone from my pocket and start recording,,, I did it boldly so she won't notice my real motive.

Me: What do U want from me?

Lola: **laughs** Is that a question?

Me: Yes it is a question and i demand an answer

Lola: I don't need anything from U dear,,, wake up boo

Me: I don't understand

Mirabel: **cuts in from distance** Lola!!!

Lola: Hey I'm coming!    got to go handsome,,, your girlfriend needs my attention *she winked at me and left*

That's how the witch left without leaving any evidence for me to hold against her.

I didn't know what they talked about.... Later in the evening, Mirabel and I lay on the couch together waiting for Lola and Cynthia to get going but they seem to be very comfortable.

Mirabel: Don't u girls have any where to go? No party? No clubbing No dates and all?

Lola: Since when do u care about that? Or aren't u the one preaching change on us?

Mirabel: Ok now U have changed?

Lola: Errrmmmmm,,,, I just don't feel like going anywhere. We just arrive campus na, we'll rest for today

**58 minutes later**

Mirabel: U girls can go,,,, I will spend the night here.   Lola? Cynthia? Cynthia? Lola?! Lola wake up jare!  **Hitting them to wake**

Lola: **Sleepy** allow person to sleep na

Mirabel: U should go to the lodge then, before it gets too late.  Lola? Lola!

Lola is really a witch!

Mirabel: (Whispering to me) What should we do now?

Me: We'll leave them let them sleep here while we go inside the room

Mirabel: Okay....

We went inside the room, Mirabel had a shower. She told me to join her of which i jumped up to feet before she declared that she was only joking. I told her that i will only shower that night if only i join her,,, She told me to suit myself.

She came out after a few minutes

Mirabel: Its your turn

Me: Did we arrange for that?

Mirabel: Alright, go and shower

Me: I'm okay....

Mirabel: But u stinks

Me: I told u that, i won't shower if not with u,,,, so I'm keeping to my word

Mirabel: Okay,,,, but u will keep your distance oh,,, and we'll only talk

Me: (Seductively) Are u sure about that?

Mirabel: Hold it there, don't even think about it...

Me: Really?

Mirabel: I'm very serious (boldly)

Me: Okay,,, its alright, i didn't intend to do anything anyway

Mirabel: Says your mouth but can that thing down there attest to that? (Using her face to point at my private area that is nodding on its own)

Me: Hey stop looking at it,,,, it got mind on its own and its alive because of the available frequency

Mirabel: So I'm the frequency?

Me: Yes of course, its not my fault that its nodding like that. I can only control it as its master but can't stop it from nodding to available frequency. Its like that, so can we talk now?

Mirabel: Alright, what is it that u want to tell me about ?

Me: Its about your' fr......

**Knocks on the door twice then came in without waiting for permission**

Lola: I need to take a shower, sorry i had to wear this, can't find anything else to put on **walks into the bathroom**

She was wearing my shirt. I was stunned and speechless so was Mirabel.

She finally came out after spending almost 30 minutes in the bathroom. She laid on the floor

Lola: Goodnight guys,,,, woah the floor is so cool

I thought Mirabel was going to get angry and react, but she actually looks as if she wanted to laugh while i was burning inside of me

Before i could say 'Mi' the door opened without knocking

Cynthia: (Sleepy) So all of u camped here and left me all alone in the parlor,,,, msteeeww **She also laid on floor side by side with Lola**

Mirabel started laughing out,,, I looked at her with an angry face.

TO BE CONTINUED

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NAMELESS (EPISODE TEN) STORIES DA VIBA
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Godson stepped on the brake pedal and came down (leaving his car engine running), he quickly ran to carry Boy's body which was lying on the ground hopelessly-in-pain but still breathing (you guys thought Godson would leave Boy to die right?, :p ).
He bent down and placed his hands right underneath Boy's head and legs (for the enablement of carriage). Blood which came out from Boy's mouth dropped to the ground as Godson moved closer to his car.
Godson felt the way Boy was breathing and it scared him alot because Boy's breathe was fading; like an over-washed-fake blue jeans. Godson got to his car and quickly opened the back door of his car without any excitation, He then gently placed Boy on his car seat (the seat was stained with blood due to the way blood came out Boy's mouth).
After he placed Boy properly on the seat he quickly closed the back door looking at the blood stain on his cloth and the he moved to open the front door.
Now inside his car he stepped on the accelerating pedal (but this time with caution) and turned his car tyers towards another direction which would lead him to a near by hospital (he couldn't go to his friend's house anymore).
As he drove he could hear how Boy's breathe was slowly dying-down (like a battery), he wanted to look back but he couldn't because he didn't want to make the same mistake twice, so he just keep his eyes focused on the road.
After few minutes Godson could no longer hear Boy breathing (I think Boy was on his way to the after life), He got to a road and stopped then his conscience started its game again.
"This kid has stopped breathing, I think he is gone", said his bad said.
"See... what I told you has happened but don't worry there is still time", said his bad said.
"Oh my God! what will I do now?", Godson questioned himself in his thoughts.
"See let us just throw his body in those bushes over there", said his bad side.
"Godson remember what I told you", said the good side".
"I have to do this, I have no choice", Godson said to himself.
Godson came down his car (switching the engine off and removing his car key quickly) and went straight to the back seat to take Boy out of his car (he locked his car automatically).
Godson carried Boy on his hands and ran forward to the hospital (there was traffic on that road which was the reason why he stopped, the road was the only link to the hospital). He ran as fast as his legs could carry him and finally he got to the hospital.
He shouted for help as his knees met with the floor of the hospital, two nurses who were coming from the doctor's office quickly ran to help Godson.
Godson sat on a chair --which is normally provided by hospitals for all pending cases-- awaiting the result.
An hour later the doctor walked-up to Godson to tell him the news
"Sir we couldn't save him, he lost too much blood and his two kidneys was damaged beyond repair, he also suffered lungs failure", said the doctor.
Godson was lost (Godson died at that moment), Boy was died and nothing could bring him back, not even the tears of a rich man........to be continue.
-Dindy-> Death comes with a price.
This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by;
1). Nonsegzy
2). Evybliss
3). Princeprezide
4). Dindy
5). Blexxybaby
6). Nelly
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ANGELS 9


We stood by him all day and from time to time evil spirits walked about seeking for who to destroy and moved around him.but we fought them away.we even fought with the evil spirits that rules the area........(ANGEL talking)every single place on earth has a demon or spirit that rules there but GOD is the greatest.we angels fight with spirit and demons in areas over humans we protect...............
the time was 8pm and it was ringing on his wall clock.it was time for him to close.so he shut down his laptop and packed his suitcase while he was standing.after he was done he went out to where his car was packed.then he opened his car.he threw his suitcase inside his car first then he entered.he started his car engine but it didn't pick.the second angel went ahead again of him to clear his path while I was with him.he tried it again and it came up. he fixed his sit belt then reversed back and drove off
as he drove he turned on his audio player in his car with his ac on high fan.he turned to the left side to connect to the highway. As I flu over him.I saw the same spirit of accident there waiting for him to come.and this time it came in full force more than before.a big lorry with a container at its back was right in front of him.the spirit wanted the container to fall on the gift's dad and kill him.but I was not going to allow that to happen.gift's dad drove on a normal speed on the slant road.he got close to the lorry.the lorry driver was on a normal speed.gift's dad horned for the lorry driver so that he could pass.the lorry driver moved aside for him to pass.gift's dad quickly drove ahead pass the lorry.
Suddenly the lorry driver start losing control on the steering wheel of the lorry.the lorry drive tried the breaks but it didn't respond.the driver flashed his head lamp countless times trying to warn him that his had no control again over the lorry.unknown to gift's father he thought the driver wanted to overtake him so he slow down for him To go ahead.gift's father was now beside the front of the lorry at the right hand side.the driver wined down his left car window to call out to him to warn him about the present situation he was facing with the lorry.he even pushed his lorry's horn countless of time.but dad's dad didn't hear him because his car window was wined up, the ac was on plus music which was on the high side and he was focused on the road.all that did not let him hear the noise the driver made.but finally he heard the horn but all he could say was
Gift's dad:"oh! Come on go ahead I have given you chance to move ahead"..after he said that he increased the volume of his audio player making it hard for him to hear the lorry's horn.
the driver looked ahead and saw the very bent slant road up ahead.he tried diverting his hand to the other side of the road to hit the demarcation wall between the two roads. he knew that if he didn't do it. it will end up badly for both of them.he tried turning the wheel but it was stiff. it refuse to turn.the lorry just kept going ahead.gift father was still beside the truck.now they were both running on the same speed of about 115km/h.
The lorry driver kept on trying to turn the lorry as they both got to the very slant part of the road. the four back left tyres started lifting up.the driver noticed it so he unhooked his sit belt and set himself to jump off the lorry.gift's father finally noticed it when he looked at the left side mirror of his car.he saw that the lorry was about to fall on him and it was at that stage it became a die or death affair because now he was in-between the lorry and the container.he stepped on the accelerator to move extremely fast.he had only two seconds to escape from there which was impossible.I knew what I had to do at that point.the angel that went ahead of him was already waiting for the right time to do his job so was i.as his car accelerated one second was gone and he was now remaining another second.it was now time for us to take action.I and the other angel flu to the lorry and held it from totally collapsing on him.his entire car successfully passed the lorry except the back bumper.we left the truck to fully fall knowing that nothing will happen to him.it reach the ground right after his back bumper slightly move an inch away from the lorry.the lorry diver also jumped out of the lorry immediately it almost landed.the lorry diver landed with his legs then he rolled over to regain his stamina.gift's dad had passed through the danger but it was not yet over.the speed at which the lorry ran made it not to stop immediately it hit the ground. instead it trailed at the back of gift's dad car.the lorry was now slowing down.gift's dad looked at his side mirror and he saw that the lorry has stop.he didn't stop instead he continued driving and in his mind he was thanking God for saving him.
cars from the back that saw what happened slowed down except another which had a drunk driver in it.the drunk driver rushed into the lorry as he almost knock the lorry driver over who was still trying to get himself.the drunk driver didn't die..........(Angel talking) no one dead that day because all of them had their ANGELS of protection protecting them from the spirit of accident...........
We continued our journey with gift's dad.I could tell that he was still in torment by what just happened to him.he drove his car into an ice cream shop.as he step out of his care.his phone rang as he was locking his car to go into the ice cream shop. ......to be continue......THANK YOU FOR READING THIS STORY.........story by DINDY.....WhatsApp number:07087750433....facebook namessy nnamdi
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EPISODE 9 CONTINUES......the human bull beast appeared again and This time the beast shot the arrow at him as he stood to answer his phone call.I blocked the arrow from hitting him by standing in front of him with my sword.the second angel pushed the human bull with his sword and they both went into battle.after he answered the call.he went into the ice cream shop to buy ice cream for his daughter.
although we still encounter some evil spirit of the night. He got home safely without a single harm done to him or his car .he knock on his front door .the first person that came out was gift.she opened the door for him then he walked in.
Gift:"daddy welcome back home!".she shouted with joy.
Gift's dad smiled then asked
"Where is you mum?".
Gift:she is in the bath room.she said as she pointed the direction where her mum was.
Gift's dad:"ok,now take the ice cream I bought for you".he said has he separated his suitcase and the nylon that contained the icecream which he was holding in his right hand.
Gift:"thank you dad!".she shouted with more excitement.
He left gift in a hurry to see his wife to tell her what have happened to him.he got to his room.saw his wife cleaning up then he started telling her all that happened that evening.she knew it was GOD'S doing.so she sang aloud praising GOD.
after all the singing,talking and eating.they call gift to come to their room so that they could do their night prayers.after they prayed.they all slept in the same room beside each other.
the angels that PROTECTED his house stood tall and strong so did we around the house.no evil could get into the house.or over the house.the house had the seal of GOD on it.
My name is HSIEL and that is how we angels of protection operate...........................................................To be continue........story by DINDY.....WhatsApp number:07087750433....facebook namessy nnamdi
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Breast Name [Read it]


After having sex, Akpos and his girlfriend were gisting in his room when she suddenly asked him a silly question:

GIRLFRIEND: Sweety, you claim to read Novels a lot right?

AKPOS: Yes dear. Is there a problem with that?

GIRLFRIEND: Not at all, I just want you to describe my b**bs with the name of a novel.

After some seconds, Akpors laughed and blurted out, ''THINGS FALL APART''


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An american man walk inside a bar. he saw an african man(Akpos) siting at a corner in de res..t.
he walked to de waiter and brng out his walet and said, waiter, give every bdy in dis room except dat african man, 2 plates of food, i will pay. de waiter did as he said. akpos did not say any thn but smile. leta, the white man said, give evrybd in dis rum, ecept dat african man a botle of champaghne, i 'll pay... leta,De yte man wnt to De weta and ask, who is dat man, de weta reply, HE IS DE OWNER OF DE BAR


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Sex is like math:

Add the bed

Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply


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Roses are Red

Twitter is Blue

You look bangable

So I’ll follow you!Related

This Is A Shot story written by
Metalgear……. Read Below

When I was a young man of 13 years my
favorite uncle took it upon himself to give
me some free advice that I have never
forgotten.
“Deji”, he said, “Don’t make the same mistake
I did. When I was young like you I was too
fussy about women, so I didn’t get to [email protected] as
often as I would have liked. Don’t be
ashamed to have s?x with uglier women,
don’t be ashamed if she’s a little heavy.
As long as she isn’t filthy and dirty, then go
ahead and f?ck her, regardless of what your
friends think. I regret being so picky, and now
I’m too old to do anything about it!!”
Now granted he was pretty full of beer at the
time as it was always at one joint he always
tells me to escort him to with the promise of
one big plate of isi-ewu and malt to wash it
down with, I always endured his drunken
rants and stories. Don’t get me wrong, I really
looked up to him and took what he said to
heart, especially in the ladies department.
Fast forward a couple of years to my senior
year in secondary school. I was a popular guy,
and did okay with the ladies. Our Chemistry
class was divided into different study groups
of four students each, and just my luck,
Damilola was in my group.
Dammy wasn’t very pretty. In fact, she was
very plain. Her parents were quite poor so
she didn’t dress very well, her dirty plaited
hair was shaggy. She didn’t seem to have
much of a personality either, but years of
torment and teasing from her fellow
classmates probably had alot to do with her
sour demeanor. Her only redeeming
qualities were that she had a pretty good
body, but no guy in my class would ever
admit that to another, and she had fantastic
lips. Full, red, and pouty. But still….she was
just plain Dammy.
Plain, ugly Dammy.
It happens that we had a project to do, and it
was decided we should get together on the
weekend to decide what we were gonna do.
Dammy offered to have it at her place since
it was more or less central to where the rest
of us lived. We agreed to meet there on
Saturday afternoon. The two other guys in my
group confided to me that there was no way
they were REALLY gonna go to her house, and
suggested that I should ditch too…but grades
were too important to me, and I really didn’t
want to hurt her feelings
The okadaman dropped me in front of an old
house. It was the first time I’d ever seen it,
and it was a good thing it was hidden.
It was old looking, beat up with windows
barely hanging on. The paint was peeling
off..one window was covered with see thru
plastic, another one just with a garbage bag.
As I walked up to knock on the door, I met
Dammy’s mother who was just stepping
out. She was very pleasant and seemed happy
that her daughter had a friend. She told me
Dammy was inside and that she would be
away for the afternoon.
Just as she was getting into her old car she
hollered to me jokingly, “Now you kids
behave yourselves while I’m gone !!”…I
laughed and said not to worry…but inside I
was thinking…”yeah..I don’t think you have
much to worry about !!!”
I walked inside and found Dammy at the
dining table with her books out. The inside of
the house was a stark contrast to the outside.
While the furnishings weren’t expensive or
fashionable, they were nice and made the
place feel very homey. But it didn’t take long
for my eyes to divert back to her. She stood
up and offered me a hug, which I accepted.
As she went to the fridge to get me the
bottle of Pepsi she had offered to get for me
I could barely take my eyes off her.
She was wearing a pair of tight cut-off jean
shorts, and a white t-shirt, just as snug. I
never realized how large her b??bs were, but
I sure noticed how they bounced as she
strode across the living room.
She opened the fridge and bent over to get
the Pepsi from the bottom shelf, and my
eyes must have bulged out of my head when
I noticed the bottom of her ?ss cheeks
sticking out ever so slightly from her shorts.
Suddenly, as if in a dream, my uncle’s words
came flooding back to me. I was getting
excited by this girl !! She asked me to sit
down, her voice snapping me out of my
trance. God, she was so homely, so plain… I
thought of how it would be to bang her and I
couldn’t get my mind off of it. But we had to
hit the books, and for a while I managed to
concentrate on the task at hand.
After a few hours we managed to get alot
accomplished so we decided to take a break.
She refreshed my Pepsi and invited me to
the backyard of the house. We sat on a bench
and talked small talk, and I realized that
Dammy was actually a nice girl. No one really
ever took the time to get to know her. By
now it was about 5pm, but the sun on the
back porch was hot. Dammy’s skin was
glistening in the heat, and her top was
sticking to her body. Her full br?asts were
teasing me, and I began to get excited. She
was talking away… I could hear her but I
wasn’t listening. We were sitting sideways on
the bench now, facing each other. My eyes
darting from her eyes to her br?asts, to her
crotch, and back again. I couldn’t concentrate,
and I think she noticed, but she never let on
that she did.


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“What do you think you have done?” The babalawo
asked visibly annoyed. “I mean what exactly did you
just do now?”
“Baba please forgive me,” I begged. “I didn’t know
when I did it.”
“You didn’t know when you did what? My dear you’re
in big soup.”
“Baba please forgive me,” I begged.
“You just desecrated my temple and rendered my effort
useless. The spirits are very angry and you must
appease them.”
I squeezed my face as I listened to what the baba was
saying.
“First of all, you have to clean up this vomit on my
floor, then you have to bring one white fowl, 3eggs and
hundred thousand naira."
“Baba I don’t have such amount,” I protested.
“Then watch and see what will happen.”
I left the babalawo’s shrine totally confused of what to
do.
The afternoon sun was shining with great intensity
radiating very hot rays on my skin.
I was bereft of ideas.
My money had gone down to the extent that I didn’t
have hundred thousand to give the babalawo. And
then, the other items he asked me to buy, I didn’t know
where and how to buy them.
I stopped one cab driving past me and asked him to
drop me at La Teresia lodge for that was the name of
our hostel.
“N500,” the cab man told me.
“300,” I haggled pretending like I was searching for
another cab.
“Oya enter 400.”
“I no carry 400. Na 300 I carry.”
“Enter,” the cab-man finally agreed.
I entered the cab and drove back to my hostel. Then I
paid the man and alighted.
Then I knocked and entered my room.
“Your mum left few minutes ago,” my roommate
informed as soon as I entered.
“My mum?”
“Yes.”
“What for?” I asked looking visibly surprised.
“She didn’t tell me. She waited and waited and when
you didn’t come back she left. Maybe you should call
her and find out.”
I went out to a shop nearby and bought airtime. Then
I dialled my mum’s number.
“Your dad is very sick,” my mum informed me as soon
as she picked my call. “He will be going for surgery
and he requested that you come home incase.”
The news shocked me and I didn’t know what to say.
“I was in your hostel this afternoon but your roommate
said you went out,” my mum continued. “Where did
you go?”
“I went to make my hair,” I lied.
“Please come home, your dad is waiting,” my mum
continued obviously not impressed by my reply.
“Ok ma…” I replied and hung up.

Watch-out for Episode 19

What's your advice for this girl.
Care to drop your comments

>> Episode 19 -

The hunter. [Read it]


A 90 years old man goes to a doctor. He said:"Doctor, my 28 years old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion? Doctor replies:"let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella pulls the handle and......BANG!!! The lion drops dead. The old man exclaims: thats impossible someone else must have shot the lion. Doctor: exactly my opinion.


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bank robber [Read it]


#Goodmorning.....joke of the day......One Guy used 'GUNSHOTS' as his ringtone..
His China phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour, we were
still looking for the Cashier and two security men....


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Akpos was toasting a girl. After everything
the girl asked him,
"Are you in school and what course are you
studying because i can't date an Illiterate o?.
Akpos lied to her, and
said "Yes I am in school and I'm studying
food science".
2 weeks later, the girl saw Akpos washing
plates in a local restaurant.
*Shocked* Gosh what are you doing here?
Akpos smiled and
said, "AM DOING MY I.T"


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I walked into the Pastor’s Office to meet
the pastor, his wife, Mary and a church
elder discussing happily. They all smiled
at me as i walked in. The pastor quickly
stood up, offering his hand for a handshake.
“my heart is overjoyed. Sister Mary’s
testimony really made my day. I’m so
happy for you. She’s a wonderful woman.
You are blessed” he said as we shook
hands, while his wife and Mary nodded happily.
I was filled with rage, very angry with the
pastor for not even giving me the
opportunity to confirm Mary’s testimony.
Perhaps he did it with good faith,
because he might have felt Mary wouldn’t have
announced our relationship in the church
if i never sanctioned it. I bit my lips,
nodding like a drugged rat. The church
elder stared at me strangely, his eyes
fixed on me as if he was seeing a vision. “i have to pray for God’s favour on you
and on our dear sister, though you still
will need to keep an appointment with me
on saturday. There are lots of things we
need
to discuss, because as you know, you are not yet a full fledged member of this
church” he said, smiling at me, before
signalling to his wife, Mary and the elder
to
stand up for prayers.After the long prayer,
i hurridly left the office, leaving Mary rudely behind as i dashed for my car
where my friend was waiting for me.
Jboy couldn’t help but laugh his heart
out as i sadly told him all that went
through in the pastor’s office.
“o boy i can’t wait to be your bestman” he laughed.“i go smash your head.
Imbecile” i barked jokingly.
Ten minutes later, I dropped him at his
apartment before heading to mine. I really
wasn’t in the mood for anything, not even
to listen to jboy’s solution. All i wanted was just to sleep and think over my life.I
was about dozing off in the sitting room,
when my door bell rang, waking me up. I
cursed, scratched my head and answered
the door. Of course it turned out to be no
other person than Mary. She stared at me with fear in her eyes, her right hand
shivered under the weight of a polythene
bag she held. I stood unmoved, blocking
her way with an angry stare.
She nervously watched me for some
seconds, not knowing what to make of my mood.
“what’s up with you?, what’s
happening?.What did i do wrong?” she
asked with a frightened voice. I scoffed,
drawing back a little, putting more fear
into her with my behaviour. I was very determined to end everything that
moment. I wasn’t scared of the
consequence nor any bit scared of hurting
her christian heart. All i cared for
was myself and myself alone. She meant
nothing to me. “i beg of you. In God’s name, what’s
happening?” she asked again. Tears
quickly formed in her eyes, but i wasn’t
perturbed. I was very determined and
cold.

>>

wedding test [Read it]


My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating 4 over a year
and so we decided to get
married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective 21 year
old sister-in-law, always wore
very tight miniskirts, and often
times was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she
was near me,and I always got more
than a nice view. One day
her little sis called and asked
me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived,and she
whispered to me that she had feelings
and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told
me that she wanted me just
once b4 I get married and
commit my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word. She said,
I'm going upstairs to my room,
and if u want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me. I
was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go upstairs. I
stood there for a
moment, then turned and
headed straight to the front
door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my
car. Behold, my future family were
standing outside, all
clapping!. With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-law hugged
me and said "We are very
happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter
Welcome to the family!".({}) I
smiled and heaved a sigh of
relief because I was actually
heading to my car to get my
condoms ...NA GOD SAVE ME O


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fulishnes [Read it]


One day me and my friend was going to his church, as we entered.  i saw a beautiful girl sitting by my left. So as a guy man, I rushed an sat with her. Then pastor was preaching and I was busy toasting her.
I ask the girl her name and she told me her name is ogechi.
As we were chatting, she brought out two plantain chips from her bag and she gave me one of it.
As i was eating the last plantain chips in my hand i heard the pastor saying that there is one girl here, she is a winch an the lord say i should tell you. that you should come out hear let me pray for you or if you don`t come before the end of this week, you will die.
Before i know it, the girl that gave me plantain chips stood up.
I shouted "Jesus"
They girl said "O boy! follow me because you had enter.

If you were me what will you do?


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Before you ask someone why they really hate you, ask yourself why you even really care!Related

Although tongue weighs very little;
Only few people can hold it.Related

****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC ****

Raman:"I am sorry too dad for not understanding you".he said looking into his dad's eyes.
(WRITER TALKING) they both hugged for seconds then tears came down Raman's dad eyes which Raman cleaned off with his right hand.
Raman's dad:"thanks son".he said smiling.
Raman:"you are welcome dad"he said smiling.
Raman's dad:"if I don't do the right thing now I will live to hate myself".he said with a serious face.
Raman's dad:"so tell me son, when will you like to go find him?".he asked looking at raman.
Raman:"well dad I would love to go tomorrow but I don't really remember everything about that country and I have forgotten the address where we once leaved,but if I can get the address today then surly I will travel tomorrow". He said.
Raman's dad:"don't worry son I will help you on how to go about everything and I will give you the address of the place we leaved so that you could be able to find your friend".he said in a happy tone
Raman:"thanks alot dad".he said as he stood up with a smile on his face.
Raman's dad:"don't worry about the flight,I will take care of that and I will give you some money to support you,I don't want you to go through any difficulty finding your friend".he said looking at his son who was already standing up.
Raman:"ok dad,thanks alot dad,let me go arrange my bag".he said as he grinned at his dad.
Raman's dad:"ok son,and Raman don't forget to take your drugs and please take them with you as you travel".said his dad.
Raman:"ok dad I won't forget".he said smiling and running off to his room.
(WRITER TALKING)His dad watched him with a smile on his face as Raman ran off, then he went back to continue watching the television.........

*****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE****
(WRITER TALKING) he got to the kitchen to check whether his unfortunate wicked brothers felt food for him.but when he got there and opened the pot,all he could admire and taste was the aroma which smelled in the kitchen.he got very angry then he closed the pot with a hard force which made the pot to scream in pain.
(TOM THOUGHTS)oooooooo,what kind of wicked animals do I have as my brothers,If I didn't know them I swear, I would have killed them a long time ago,what have I even done to deserve their wickedness,it is not as if I am the one that killed mum,or it is because mum loves and support me more, back then when she was alive, that is why they are doing all this to me.I swear I would have done what I did to a boy called Kelvin, who wanted to fight me,because i was talking to his gf,he was surly bigger and stronger than me,but I stood my ground and i set my hands to fight him,when he saw me setting my hand he was just laughing thinking that he could beat me, I surly surprised him when I spat into his mouth which was open while he was laughing.it entered Into him throat.he shouted and ran away from me.they are just lucky they are my brothers if not they would have gotten their own share of my saliva.I don't even know what to do now,I better go explain to dad what they did.
(WRITER TALKING)he got up and left to where his dad sat to tell him what his brother did to him with an open eyes.........
THE NEXT DAY
****STORY SIDE OF THE EPILEPTIC ****
(WRITE TALKING) he wake up the next day feeling more alive because he knew that he was gonna see his old friend once more.
(RAMAN TALKING TO HIMSELF)today is such a nice day,I better go downstairs to see dad,so that he could know when am gonna leave..............NOW DOWNSTAIRS......what's that over there on the chair,I better check it out......GOT CLOSE TO THE CHAIR....hmmmm a letter,I guess its from dad,I am sure he wrote that he will miss me and all that daddy stuff....HE OPENS IT.....
(WORDS WRITTEN IN THE LETTER)
Dear sir
I have booked your flight ticket,if you go to my room, you will see the ticket on my bed with some money I left for you,the flight will be leaving by 9:35am, don't sleep too much so that you wont miss your flight.I will always call you to know where you are,be careful son,have a safe trip.
SMILES.........this my old man will never change,wow the time is already 7:45am,i better be quick preparing for the trip.................

*****STORY SIDE OF THE IMBECILE****
(TOM THINKING)where can I even goto today,maybe I should go and see Stella,but she might pour me hot water,I still remember the last time I went to her house and she poured cold water on me and she warned me that next time I will try and come close to her house again that she would boil hot water and mix it with pepper and salt and pour it on me,well one thing is for sure,Stella house is not an option. maybe I should just go through my old stuffs and check what I can throw away.
(WRITER TALKING) he went to his closet and brought out his bags filled with his childhood cloths and other old stuffs....
see this my old shoe that I really liked,the shoe really helped me kick sands,oh see this boxers that i have been looking for,I even thought it was one of those unfortunate human beings I call brothers that took it,well I better keep it here(on top the bed) so that I will wear it after I take my bath.wait what is this!,this is really unbelievable,this is actually the first hanky I have ever owned which Raman gave to me,this hanky really brings back sweet memories,I thought I misplaced it years ago,i will never loose it again,I will tie it on my right hand so that i will not misplace it again
(WRITER TALKING)he tied it on his right hand, with happiness in his soul, then he continued looking for what he could take out of his old bag..............................................TO BE CONTINUE.....story by DINDY.....WhatsApp number:07087750433....facebook namessy nnamdi
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Being single does not mean no one wants you, it just means that God is busy writing your love story.

So have patience, may you soon get the love of your life!

Happy Valentines’ day!Related

NAWA OOO!!! Wonders shall never end
Things are happening every day o!, let us be
very
careful because this is the END TIME. Exactly
one week after this incident happen to me, and
again in the morning i wake up to experence it
again like i'm dreaming but far beyond a
dream. It
was reality. In the morning at about 6am, i was
still on my bed stil thinking what the day will
bring and trying to catch some injury time
sleep cos the night
was getting to an end, when i heard a knock on
my door. Kpam! kpam!! Kpam!!!
Who could dat be? I said to myself, "Who is
dat?" I said, "I say Who is dat" and there was no
answer. Since i was not expecting anybody so i
peep through the window and could not see
who it was since there was no light, so i open d
door to see an old woman (our neigbour that
just returned from the village) and she told me
Hapi new year!
Chai!!!... ......una too like story o! see as una dey
very serious reading the post lyk say una wan
write exams tomorrow, hahahahaaa...


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