Unlimited Jokes and Funny Moments:


Akpor A lady and Akpors were having
drinks at the bar. Later that night, when they
had
both gotten quite tipsy, the
woman leaned over to Akpors
and whispered “LET’S GO TO MY PLACE”. So they left
the bar and headed
to her place.
At the woman’s place they
started each other to get
closer,
then the lady whispered
in the sexiest voice, “TIE ME ON
THE BED AND DO WHAT YOU DO BEST” Akpors
couldn’t believe his
ears, she just gave him the
biggest opportunity in the
world?
Oh my goodness, Akpors thought to
himself;
quickly,
without looking back, he tied her to the bed
with the
strongest material he could
find in her bedroom, and then
to the lady's surprise and disbelief,
he RAN
AWAY WITH
HER TV, LAPTOP, BLACKBERRY, IPAD AND IPHONE.
1 word please' for akpors?



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naija [Read it]


I was coming back from US, landing on Lagos airport wat i heard was....welcome to Naija where people go to church with BB charge rather than bible...i nearly fainted


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Navjot Sidhu: Alia Have you heard about Don Bradman

Alia: Sorry i am not interested in the Underworld

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Pooja Bhatt: Inni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho

Alia: Koi anne waala hai

Pooja: Kaun???

Alia: Achhe Din

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Rahul Gandhi: I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK

Alia: Achha!! Who wrote it????

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Bunty: Alia Modi Ji PM banne wale hain.

Alia: Sahi hai bunty, But AM kaun banega???

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Chetan Bhagat: Hey Alia, what is the opposite of IIT???

Alia: U U Coffee.

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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.

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Alia to Police: Aap kahan jaa rahe ho.

Police: Lathi Charge Karne

Alia: Toh Charger toh lete jao.

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Alia calls Air India and asks how long will it take to travel from Mumbai to delhi.

Agent replies: “Just a Minute Ma’am”

Alia says Thank you and Hangs up.

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Do you see Formula 1??

Alia: No, I Hate Maths.

Alia can you tell what is 3×4???

Alia: it’s easy, answer is 12

And what is 4×3??

Alia: Very simple it’s 21.

Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai??

Alia: Abki Baar.

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Who was the first person to climb Mt. Everest?

Alia: Simple. The person who made it.Related

Banta bought a new rifle and he was too excited. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said: “You`ve got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex.”

Banta decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Banta soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said: “That was a huge mistake, Banta. You`ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex.”

Again, Banta thought it was better to comply. Although he survived again, it would take several months before Banta finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear said: “Admit it, Banta, you don`t come here for the hunting, do you?”Related

Ek Aurat Saaree Khareed Kar Jane Lagi To Dukandaar Se Boli.



Aurat: “Saree Mein Agar Ek Bhi Hole Dikha, To Saree Vapas Kar Dungi”



Dukandar: “Madam Ji, Aap Hole Dikhao To Sahi, Saree Aapko Free Mein De Dunga“Related

Join me as celebrate my Bufday today.
Hapi bufday to Chibuzo, Hapi bufday to meeeee!!!!




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Words of Wisdom [Read it]


Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.If you give her a sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any aggravation, be ready to receive a ton of stuff in return.Related

who try pAss [Read it]


Who try pass







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A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explained, “my wife`s expecting.”

“Oh…” said the Officer, “I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck.”

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: “My wife`s expecting.”

The Officer looked surprised. “Still expecting?” he said, “Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off.”

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. “Don`t tell me your wife is still expecting!” he bellowed.

“Yes sir!” said the soldier resolutely, “She`s still expecting.”

“What in heaven is she expecting?” cried the Officer.

“Me.” said the soldier simply.Related

I MISS YOU MUM EPISODE 7 (STORY BY DINDY)

Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story...

I wake up the next day feeling empty and lost, I moved to the edge of my bed and sat there with my hands on my chin and with my eyes looking downwards. My aunty came to my room to wake me up, but when she came in she saw me awake, she looked at me.
She said "What are you thinking, this one your hands are on your jaw. Anyway junior, be fast and go bath, remember today is sunday, don't forget to fix your bed before you leave".
I didn't say a word, she left leaving the door of my room wide open. I got up and looked at the time, it was 5:59am and the temperature was low.
I thought of taking my bath downstairs, then I remembered that the shower was broken.
My little bro broke it, when he was playing with the handle, so my dad turned it off from the out side.
I decided to goto my dad's room to take my shower --My dad's bathroom, had a shower with hot and cold dispenser--. My dad had already gone to church, I knew he won't be at home by that time because he always leaves early to church on Sundays.
My dad, is the head pastor of the church, so you don't expect him to goto sunday service by 6am or 7am or 8am.
After i took my bath, I went to my room to dress up, after dressing up I went straight downstairs with my bible in my hand. My aunty and little bro were all dressed up and ready for church, my aunty had a little cooler in her hand --We don't eat at all on sunday mornings, so we take food to church--. My aunty locked the house and we headed to church
We got to church by 7:35am, my younger brother sat with my aunty while i sat alone. After 25mins Sunday-school was over and now it was time for worship and praise, the choir took the mic and they started singing worship.
While worship was going on, I sat down all though. The choir started singing praises and people were dancing with all happiness, but i was so down and unhappy that my mum wasn't there, so I went out to clear my mind --but it didn't work--.
The choir sang there own song after singing praises, it was like a breeze to my hearing because i was lost in my thoughts.
My dad, started preaching after three hours of both sunday school and choir ministration. All the things he preached in church that day, was a totally dot to me, I didn't listen to anything he said.
All I was thinking, was about my mum and how she was in the hospital, my dad started to notice that I was absent minded when he was preaching, he kept looking at me.
Finally it was offering time, i didn't want to go, but then I saw my dad looking my way again, i knew that if I don't stand up and drop my offering, he would surly ask me questions and I am not in the mood for his troubles.
I just had to force myself off the chair, then walked down to drop the offering of 500 naira.
The church service was now over, so i picked my bible from the chair i sat on, then went straight to my dad's office to relax my brain and eat.
when I got there, my dad was already there talking with one of our church elders, i walked to the corner where I normally sat and eat.
After 5mins, my aunty came into my dad's office, she went to where she kept the food and brought out my own share of the food, then gave it to me and she fed my little bro.
After I ate, I swept the ground and relaxed on the floor a little. i later stood up and went to the window side to look out side a bit. I was there playing with my fingers, when I heard two voices chatting.
The voices sounded like that of women, their conversation was as follows___
Woman 1: "Did you hear that the pastor's wife is seriously sick?."
Woman 2: "Yes ooo, i heard it, only God knows whether it's the bad thing that she has been doing in the women fellowship that made her sick."
Woman 1: "Abi oooo, at least now the women fellowship will be at rest, but wait, have you notice that since when the pastor's wife has been sick, the pastor's anointing has increased."
Woman 2: "Chia!, I swear you're saying the truth oooooo, since the time that so called pastor's wife fell sick, the church has increased. Mmmm, mmm, that woman is a witch!........"
Woman 1: "Ah don't shout na, do you want people to say that we're gossiping about the pastor's wife?, don't forget where you're, we are close to the pastor's office, what if he hears you?."
Woman 2: "Ok ok, let's go somewhere else."
I could still hear them talk as they move further away from my dad's office.
I got so angry and I felt like slapping their silly-stupid-mouth --Da*n, I just use an insultive word, that's so wrong because I'm a Christian --.
How could they talk about my mum in such manner, I wish I saw them, I wish I went out side to see their faces. Da*n!, I wish I had called my dad to listen to what they said.
After five minutes, of expression of inner anger, my mind fell back in thoughts of my mum in the hospital........ To be continue..... "When I can't forget you".
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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akpos [Read it]


Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into
his boss room, drinks his wine and adds water to
top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine
called pasties, it was a french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of
this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new
wine and added water on it. Immediately it
started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble. He ran to the
kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were sitted
in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw
Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call,
you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you
don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't
understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand
beside madam and ask me a question while i
stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when
madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who
dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam
no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o,
when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or
Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, I
can't understand anything at all.



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Who's is the real Akpos?
(1) A man who goes to the the bank with a
spanner to open a bank account.
(2) A guy who removes his shoes to enter a
taxi
(3) A man who went to bed with a ruler just
to
know how long he has slept
(4) A man who watches news on tv and
waves at the news reader
(5) A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient
simply because she forgot to give him sleeping
pills
(6) A bank manager who lowers his tv volume
because he wants to read a text message
(7) A man who sprays him self
baygon to chase away mosquitoes
( A guy who polishes his shoes to take a
passport size photo


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Its Saturday morning, i got up from bed, did my
prayers as I thanked God for everything and
asked him for many things. I did some push ups
as its my daily routine, i did some cleaning,
washing, such as my clothes, the car, and
dishes which are not much.
I thought about going to our family Church
tomorrow which is Sunday but, what about the
car? Should I go with the car?? What am I going
to tell whoever that ask me
Or maybe i should just return the car, but what
am I even going there for when i got enough
money that’d last me till the end of the exams it
will even remain ‘coz i don’t spend much.
Wait’o… after Sunday is Monday, I will go to
School with a car? not just any car, a Range
Rover Sport?? No way! that will caught the
attention of many people, me like being on a low
key, then i will get unnecessary friends or what
if those cult boys attack me and made away
with the car… i don’t know if i should return it
or leave it at home at Mr. Abuh’s house that
has fence, gate and a gateman. Mirabel gave me
her word that i can have the car as long as i
want, that means she will be spending money
everyday or maybe weekly for the car rent or is
she the owner? No na, how can she be the
owner besides she told me herself that it was
rented. Hhmmm… ever since i met Mirabel, I
have been cracking my brain so much either by
making decisions or academically by studying so
hard, when we were competing against each
other. And I guess I’ve improved so much in
changing my ways for better or lemme say I’ve
changed already, I mean common i resisted two
hot chicks the other day, I refused to contact
that attributed girl that gave my her number, yea
what about Esther? I don change jare, I pray
never to go back to my old self. I always pray
that let the will of God be done in my life.
Too tired already to prepare hard food, so i
prepared some noodles to help me for the
morning. I don’t even have any plans for the
day, aish…
Yea, lemme call those that i missed their calls
yesterday. I took my phone surprisingly no
missed calls, only messages. Who else will send
me message if not Mtn or 4100.
I dialled Promise’s number, but i was warned
that i don’t have enough credit so I just flashed
her.
I waited for about 7 minutes but she didn’t call
back. I threw the phone on the bed while I laid
on it.
I felt so bored, I took the phone again so I’d on
my data chat on Whatsapp a little then check
whats happening on facebook. I don’t like seeing
message icon at the top of my phone’s screen,
so I decided to just read the messages so that it
will disappear from there. On seeing the
messages, I almost thought that I was right
when I thought it was messages from Mtn or
4100 as I saw their 2 messages each, until I
saw a message from Mirabel, her own was even
the first since 6:48 am and my current time was
9:17 am. I could hear my heart beating when I
was about to open it.
It read…
Good Morning Cute, I know you will wake up to
see this message so I thank God for that. I do
hope U had a nice dream.
Just wan’ to let U know that, I’ll be coming to
your place today, dunno what time specifically
‘coz I wouldn’t like to disappoint but I’m certain
it’d be around afternoon time. Please, no need
to prepare anything, I will be coming with lunch.
Till then, Byee…Love ya!
All this Love ya Love ya of a thing sef, are we
officially dating already? Me myself don’t even
understand again. We have to talk about it, I
have to give my consent on it. No no no no… I
should start the relationship, I’m the guy and I
have to talk to her then ask her to be my date.
But I don’t think I’m ready yet, I don’t know
what I feel yet, I don’t even understand my heart
beat yet,,,, WHAT THA’ H£LL IS LOVE?
HOW DO I KNOW IT??
HOW CAN I FEEL IT
SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL ME HOW TO LOVE!!!
I screamed out at the top of my voice.
?????
My phone ringtone woke me up from my
slumber.
Me: Promzy
Promise: Howfar
Me: I just dey
Promise: I saw your missed call
Me: When?
Promise: Didn’t U call me?
Me: I did call U but when did U saw it?
Promise: Hhmmm…
Me: See your life abi
Promise: Ehnn… what about it?
Me: U don dey get boyfriends up and down nau
(teasingly)
Promise: *Laughs* no be only boyfriends. What
about U? I called U yesterday but U didn’t pick
up, where were U??
Me: I was driv… I was on my way on home
Promise: Hhmmm…
Me: What? Why are U humming??
Promise: Nothing jare
Me: Promzy
Promise: Sir..?
Me: U eh….if i catch U
Promise: Leave me jare, go and meet your
olosho them
Me: Wetin?
Promise: Oppss… didn’t say nothing, byee…
Me: Promzy!
*Hangs up*
That girl eh… very stubborn, she’s almost a
tomboy, if I catch her… she hasn’t even come to
my place since I told her to.
*Car horns* | horns again*
Oh! I checked my time, its afternoon already… I
think my visitor is here.
I got out and stood on my doorsteps, I saw her
standing at the side of her car with her facing
me. There, where she stood looking at me
smiling, oh my goodness! she’s a beauty i just
realised. Her stature, smiles, beauty,
sophistication and uniqueness pleased me
instantly. She really looks adorable, d--n… I
think I’m in Love with this girl.

To Be Continued...... #B-goF

>> Part 16 -

A man an his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast an says "these ar nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me. An he pats her butt and says "this is nice but if it was a bit firmer, u would walk around without a panties. The wife turns around to him an graps his groin and says "this is nice but if it was a little bigger, i wouldn't need your brother".


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Love cannot save you from your own fate.

– Jim MorrisonRelated

Esp 11
" you look beautiful"
Linda compliment as her and Ellen stroll along a narrow lonely road

Thank you"
Ellen replied. Linda grin at her
' where are from ?"
She raise her eye brow, Ellen who's surprise with the questions
" do you really want to know ?"
Ellen grin back at her .

"Yeah of course, people from where you are have good heart and are caring , I wish when I grow up , I will marry from there . My husband will be caring as you are, don't you think so ?

Linda smile. Ellen laugh sheepishly and smile back at her
" sure he will , cause you're a queen .
Linda winks and felt shy lowering her head .

Do you believe in love at first sight ?, Linda ask .looking up, pretending she didn't ask any question at all.
" yeah, I do . Ellen replied

Have you ever been in love before ? Linda ask
The questions got Ellen deep down she said nothing as she caught glimpse at the young girl who's waiting for her to answer . being completely honest

" yeah I have'
she let out a fake smile .

" did he break your heart or are you still together with him? Ellen glance at Linda trying to keep her composure cause she was getting uncomfortable with all the love questions
" yeah he did, "

I'm sorry , it feel bad don't it, for someone you love to just break your heart
Linda added
" sure it did feel bad,. Do you believe in love at first sight ?
Linda grin
" yeah I do "
Have you ever been n in love before " Ellen asked .
Don't you think I'm too young for that , Linda grin
Oh what I'm I even thinking . both laugh as they stroll down .
They came across billy a trouble maker , the same grade with Linda .billy was known for bad mouth and causing trouble every where he found himself in, he insults everybody he didn't give a damn about your age or status, his parents had try every possible means to make him to be a better person but to no avail. They even put him in a missionary school which he was expel for insulting a rev father . due to that no schools offers admission to him which made his parent to relocate to another state and he finally gain admission . him and his lackeys bullies those the can and take their lunch money , he has been suspended severely and all the advice given to him by his parent and elderly people but still he haven't change a bit.
Hi Linda , he greets grinning . linda know clearly that this is trouble , she played dumb .
I'm greeting and you are walking away seems your old woman don't teach you shit at home,
Linda had enough as she approaches him angrily but Ellen manages to hold her back

"Ah should you have let her come, lemme kick her fat ass, he chuckles as well as his lackeys
"at your age you shouldn't use those language . Ellen said gently
Where's this witch from huh tryna lecture me.
Bang ! The word " witch" hit Ellen at the head " what did you just call me, Ellen's voice was getting mean
" what you gonna do huh " wicked witch " his lackeys chuckles
Ellen anger reads hundred she just want to act but glancing at Linda she controls her self
It not nice to pee on your pants in front of the ladies , Ellen said gently . linda got sight of Billy's trouser it was already wet , Linda couldn't hold it but laugh .
He couldn't even hold his own pee
Linda mocks
Billy who was still confuse, still wonder how come
Ohhh billy that's nasty his friends mocked him
" huh that's the best you can do witch, billy yelled
Ellen couldn't take it she remembered the last man that's called her witch was Richard , and this little brat has the guts. She really want to cast a spell on him or even worst but Linda's present keep her calm .
Ellen glared at billy and let him only see her true self, billy start shuddering in fear , he couldn't believe what his eyes saw , he start sweating now more pee could be seen dripping off his trouser , he Start yelling and ran
off , others kids were shock to see billy grip in fear that way before. Though he was the smallest and the youngest but the toughest . they ran after him yelling his name.
Linda was still battling with confusion " what would have cause billy such fear, she wanted to ask Ellen what did she do .but kept to her self
*******
Jane gently lay henry on the bed
Brought a towel and soak it in a chilled water, putting it on Henry's forehead to lessen the fever.
Don't worry honey every thing will be alright
Pating him
Henry was speechless
The water on the towel dry out, she socks the towel in the bowl

***********








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Akpos: Go out and water the plants.
Servant: Sir, rain is already falling.
Akpos: Take umbrella and go


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2015-11-04 07:49:37

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SANDRA HUSBAND [Read it]


Akpos Teacher Enter Her Class And Told The Student That "We'll Be Talkin About Our Future.i Want All Of You To Stand Up And Tell Me What You Like To Become In Future". Mike; I'll Like To Becoma An International Carpenter. Teacher: Good. Tobi: I'll Like To Become A Politician. Teacher: Good. Peter: I'll Like To Become A Musician. Good,sandra What About You. Sandra: I Like To Be A Beatiful Grown Up Girl.Travelling Overseas 4 Holiday.I'll Have So Much Properties In Nigeria And Abroad.I'll Have The Latest Cars Like Bugatti,ferari,lamborghini,aston Martin,bentley And I'll Have An Intelligent Husband And Kids. Teacher: Wao Sandra,U'll Have A Bright Future.Akpos Its Your Turn. Akpos: I'll Like To Be Sandra Husband


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2015-01-30 18:25:58

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smart akpos [Read it]


Akpos asked Chichi in a library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT
TO SPEND
THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”
All the students in the library started staring at
Akpos and he felt embarrassed. After a couple of
minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’ table and
she told him
"I study psychology and I know what someone is
thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH
NA!!!"
Everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock
and Akpos whispered in her ears.
"I study Law and I know how to make someone
feel guilty"


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Child custody [Read it]


Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask the court to determine who gets custody of the child.


The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.”


The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say.


AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? The machine Or mine?”






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2015-07-09 18:02:31

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costumer care [Read it]


I called an Airtel customer care...

Girl picked up the phone.

Girl : Welcome to the airtel Customer care

Me : Thank you.

Girl : How may i Help you ?

Me : Would you like to marry me ?

Girl : Sir, you dialed wrong number

Me: No No, i dialed correct number only, will you marry me ?

Girl : No, i'm not interested in marriage

Me : Hello Madam, listen please

Girl : Not interested

Me : If you do love marriage, then i will take to you to LONDON . Or Honkong for arrange marriage.

Girl : Hello, i'm not interested in marrying you. Then why are giving me these offers ?

Me : Court marriage expense #100,000 Normal Marriage expense #200,000 , Muslim style in only #150,000

Girl : Why are you not understanding me, i'm not interested in marring you...

Me : So, now you realised our pain, When we are NOT interested in any plans/offers. why do you keep on calling us...


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2016-11-21 20:50:40

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Little Akpos does not like going 2 wedding with his big aunties, because they always pat his head nd say 2 him "u are next" but they stop it wen he started telling them dat they are next during a burial ceremony.......


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2016-01-25 13:48:39

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Can I take your picture? I simply love taking wild life photography!Related

Santa Ko Loose Motions Lage The, Doctor Ke Paas Jaake Bola

Santa: “Dr Saab, Patli Patli Tatti Aati Hai, Khane Ka Bhi Dil Nahi Karta”

Doctor Kagaz Pe Ek Dawayi Likh Ke Dete Hue Bola

Doctor: “Ye Dawayi Leke Kha Liyo, Moti Moti Tatti Aayegi, Jaise Marji Kaat Ke Kha Liyo“ ????Related

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office.


“What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.”


“Well, ” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.”Related

Akpos again [Read it]


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested??
Akpos: A teacher!


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2015-06-01 17:47:26

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Akpos, a bus driver, was driving from Ozoro to Lagos. He had a sticker at the back of the bus which said: He will give his angels charge over thee.

By the time he got to Warri, he was driving at a high speed of 135km/hr. His passengers cautioned him, but he simply responded, Haven’t you seen the sticker at the back of the car? Angels are on guard.”
Akpos got to Benin on a very high speed of 185km/hr.

By this time many passengers were frightened and decided to alight. They got down and Akpos continued the journey to Lagos alone.

He said to himself, “Faithless people, they don’t believe angels are on guard.”

On getting to Ore, he was comfortably cruising at a very, very high speed of 215km/hr when he heard shouts inside the bus” “Akpos, drop us! Drop us! We cannot continue this journey.”

A shocked Akpos turned around and didn’t see anybody. “Where are these voices coming from? I dropped all the passengers at Benin. Who are those talking?”
The people replied; Akpos, drop us now. We are the angels on guard, but this trip is becoming a suicide mission. We can’t be part of it.”

(Akpos drove into Lagos slowly, at a reasonable speed of 35km/hr).




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2015-02-01 13:19:47

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IGBO MAN [Read it]




Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"


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2015-05-03 18:26:49

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What Is The Meaning Of Lund?



Ek Danda Jiske Niche Do Anda,



Shikaar Karke Hi Hota Hai Thanda,



Ye Hi Hai Purusho Ka zhanda.Related

i was telling my friend that i never fell down during church deliverance. My friend then took me to his church night vigil. As deliverance stated, the pastor lined us up. That day, we were 12 in number and i was the fifth person in that line. The deliverance was going on one by one. The first person felled down, second felled, everybody was felling till my turn. The pastor hold my head, turn me turn me but i stand, he hold me again and turn me turn me i stand. pastor said every body should close his or her eyes that the spirit in this boy can jump out an enter any body that is not closing his or her eyes. The pastor hold my head again, i thought it is only turning, as the pastor turn me i stand b4 i could open my eyes i saw myself on the floor. what happened was that pastor gave me slide-down


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2015-07-24 15:51:26

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JOKE (PEOPLE VS DINDY) BY DINDY (part two)
Why people watch Ghana movies
1). Actions
2). Reactions
3). S*x scene!
Why Dindy watch Ghana movies
1) To
Know
why
they
are
So
Da*n
Black
And
For
The
Fair
Ones
How
They
Bleached................lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433


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2016-09-25 00:50:32

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Why did God make vaginal infections?

So that women also realise what it’s like to live with an annoying and irritating cunt!Related

Fuel = 60 Naira per litter.
Finally! fuel will be sold at 60 Naira per litter from Monday!!
I new it!
President Buhari made it clear 2 hours ago on a private interview in Aso Rock, that fuel will be sold at 60 Naira per litter starting from Monday Monday 2 May, 2016. President Buhari also said that, the issue of Naira falling in value will be resolved in less than a week, he made it clear that by the time the naira issue is resolved, 60 Naira will = 1 Dollar and that in 3 weeks from now it will become one Naira - one Dollar. President Buhari also said that he promised to change Nigeria at the right time and that, that right time is now. He also wanted to talk about corruption, but my Tv exploded immediately after he mentioned the Word, "Corruption" and that was when I woke up and discovered that it was all a Dream.
I sincerely apologize for playing with your emotions.
Please, Just take it as an April-Fool


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2016-04-29 18:52:37

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1."you cannot taste me until you undress me "
-banana
2."you cannot eat me unless you lick me"
-ice cream
3."you cannot play with me unless you blow me"
-balloon 4."you cannot enjoy me unless you suck me"
-lollipop
5."i cant work until you make me wet and put me
in your mouth"
-toothbrush
6."you cannot enjoy me unless you spread me" -butter#AoN


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2015-07-21 20:49:17

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Akpors the comedian was going to London for the very first
time. He went to the airport and sat down waiting for his
flight.
He looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight
machines that tell your weight and fortune. So, he thought
to himself, “I’ll give it a try just to see what it tells me.”
He went over to the machine and put One Naira coin in and
out came a card that said, “You are a Comedian and weigh
128 lb, and you are going to London, England.”
Akpors sat back down and thought about it. He told himself
it probably told everyone the same thing, but decided to try
it again.
He went back to the machine and put another One Naira
coin. Out came a card that read, “You are a Comedian,
weigh 128 lb, you are going to London, England and you
are going to play a guitar.”
He said to himself, “I know that’s wrong, I have never
played a musical instrument in my life.” He sat back down.
From nowhere a guitar boy came over and set his guitar
down next to him. He picked it up and just started playing
beautiful music.
Startled, he looked back at the machine and said, “This is
incredible. I have got to try it again.”
Back to the machine, he put One Naira coin in and another
card came out.
It said, “You are a Comedian, you weigh 128 lb, you are
going to London, England and you are going to trip and fall
on the ground.”
Now, he knew the machine was wrong. “I’ve never tripped
and fallen on the ground in public any day in my life.” Well,
he tripped getting off the scale and fell on the ground.
Stunned, he sat back down and looked at the machine. he
said to himself, “This is truly unbelievable! I’ve got to try it
again.”
He went back to the machine, put One Naira coin in and
collected the card. It said, “You are a Comedian, you weigh
128 lb, you have fooled and played around and missed the
plane to London.”
Akpors Fainted!


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english blunder [Read it]










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A wise old man was sitting at the river bank when
he saw a cat that had fallen into the water, flailing
around, trying to save itself from drowning.
The man decided to save the cat. He stretched his
hand out but was scratched by the cat. He pulled
his hand back in pain. However, a minute later he stretched his hand out
again to save the cat, but it scratched him again,
and again he pulled his hand back in pain.
Another minute later he was again trying for the
third time!!
A man, who was nearby watching what was happening, yelled out: "O wise man, you have not
learned your lesson the first time, nor the second
time, and now you are trying to save the cat a third
time?"
The wise man paid no heed to that man's scolding,
and kept on trying until he managed to save the cat.
He then walked over to the man, and patted his
shoulder saying: "My son.. it is in the cat's nature to
scratch, and it is in my nature to love and have
sympathy. Why do you want me to let the cat's
nature overcome mine? My son, treat people according to your nature, not
according to theirs, no matter what they are like
and no matter how numerous are their actions that
harm you and cause you pain sometimes.
And do not pay heed to all the voices that loudly
call out to you to leave behind your good qualities merely because the other party is not deserving of
your noble actions.
So never regret the moments you gave happiness
to someone, even if that person did not deserve it.
There's always blessing in giving than receiving. #Me G this what me good@ #HappySunday #AoN


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Guiz judge thiz plz..
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My frnd asked me which of the fruits will make u shed tears. I rushly answered by saying all fruits. He declared me wrong saying it is only ONION. without hesitation I agreed, cuz I know if i insist he may get upset at slightest provocation. Later on when our discussion took another dimension, I secretly took a shell of doum nut (coconut) and hit him rapidly on his head. He sound lyk an old rotten engine.
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I wisely turn to him and say now u undstnd that all fruits could make u shed tears in different applications... I quickly ran away...


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Breaking News!
The Nigeria labour congress (NLC) and President Buhari have finally come to an agreement to put an end to the ongoing rant in the country, after engaging in a private meeting that lasted for about 6 hours. At about 9:30 am today Monday, 26 May, 2016, President Muhammad Buhari invited NLC leaders to Aso Rock for a private meeting, in which the NLC leaders accepted and attended the meeting. A lot of things were discussed in the meeting and both parties were at impasse for for over 4 hours, but president Buhari was able to put everything under control. President Buhari showed great leadership skills by putting an end to the greatest argument in the history of Nigeria and finally coming to an agreement with the NLC leaders_ that Christian Bassey, also known as Cris B is from Akwa Ibom state.

Now you know the truth, go back and continue with what you were doing.
LOL.



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2016-05-23 22:18:13

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I woke up in the middle of the night and heard
madam and her husband whispering in hush tone.
“Give it to me harder,” madam whispered
breathing heavily.
My heart skipped some beats as I thought
madam was in distress but I kept calm and
listened further.
The squeaking sound of their bed increased and
madam’s voice filtered once again into my room.
“Ouusss…mmm…ahhh,” she moaned.
At that point I knew what was happening.
Madam and her husband were at it again and
another baby could soon be on the way.
Some minutes later madam’s husband started
groaning aloud and everywhere went quiet
afterwards.
“Darling you’re so wonderful,” my madam said.
“And you too my queen,” the husband
responded and let out a short laugh.
I didn’t know when I slept off and by the time I
woke up it was morning.
I got up immediately and went to do my morning
function.
Within one hour I was through so I sat on the
mortar in the kitchen waiting for my madam to
wake up.
Part of the warning madam gave me was that for
no reason whatsoever was I to sit on the padded
seats in the sitting room.
“If you feel like sitting down,” she instructed.
“Sit on top of the mortar in the kitchen and never
in the sitting room.”
For no reason whatsoever was I to touch the
remote controller in the sitting room not to talk of
putting on the television.
The dining room was also out of my bounds so I
ate in the kitchen and on top of my mortar.
Madam woke up very late that morning around
11am and came and inspected everywhere but
saw nothing to complain about yet she wasn’t
satisfied.
“Who put on the toilet light?” She asked frowning
her face.
“I don’t know ma,” I replied.
A very hard knock landed on my head and I
shouted in pain and ran towards the toilet to off
the light.
Then she went back into her room.
“Darling I suggest you take it easy with that
young girl,” I overheard my madam’s husband
admonishing her.
“That girl can be very annoying,” my madam
replied. “Can you imagine that she hasn’t
scrubbed the toilet uptill now,” she added, which
was a very big lie.
“Just be patient with her,” my madam’s
husband insisted. “I believe she will learn,” he
added.
“I hope so,” my madam responded.
I felt very bad. The toilet my madam lied that I
didn’t scrub was actually the first thing I
scrubbed that morning.
Why my madam was being so wicked to me was
what I couldn’t explain. I was doing all my best
to please this madam of mine yet it seemed like
all my best wasn’t good enough.
I swallowed hard and let the annoyance pass.
By noon, madam ordered me to prepare and
escort her to the market.
Her husband stayed behind with the baby and
waited for us to come back.
We boarded a bus and madam sat down while I
continued standing.
A passenger alighted at the seventh bus-stop and
left a free seat which out of exhaustion I decided
to sit.
Madam’s hard blow on my thigh sent me to my
feet in no time.
“Who gave you the permission to sit down?”
She fumed ogling at me. “Will your dead father
pay for the seat or your wretched poor mother in
the village?” She asked still staring at me
ferociously.
Her words hurt me as much as the blow on my
thigh but I endured.
“Madam please take it easy,” one man sitting
behind us pleaded. “She will learn with time.”
My madam kept mute and didn’t utter any word
in reply.
When we got to the market, Madam bought
everything we went to buy and I carried them on
my head till we got to the house.
“Wash those vegetables and cut them,” my
madam instructed. “Cos I’ll cook soup this
evening.”
With tiredness and exhaustion I set to work
immediately.
Within 30minutes I was through with the
vegetables. Then I proceeded to cut the okro as
well.
When I finished, I was very tired so I went into
my small room to rest for a while…



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