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Taking a cue from Idea Ad, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!Related

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be.

~ William HazlittRelated

“Papa, papa,” Purity called as she climbed out of her car. She half walked and half ran into her father’s massive duplex.
There was a beech decidous tree in the middle of the large compound. Carnation flowers were planted around it, decorating the tree. The sweet scent of the carnation flowers filled the air.
Purity sniffed in the air, oh how much she loved the scent, this wasn’t the time for that. She got to the doorstep and flung the door open without knocking. This is my papa’s house. The rotound figure of her father came into view. He was dressed in a grey Armani suit, a glass of champagne on his left hand. He was handsome. The figures of others in the sitting room with him was now clear. There was a party or something like that. Her father had guests. Purity didn’t bother looking at them or greeting them, she just sternly gazed at her father.
“Papa, we need to talk!”

“How rude, Purity.” Theodore reprimanded his daughter, “I have guests.”

“Now, papa!”

Purity dragged herself into an inner room. Her father was right, she would have said hi to the guests, she wasn’t willing to. She’d have to show this man that she was a strong headed woman.

“I’m sorry about my daughter’s insolent attitude,” Aaron apologised, “She must have something on her mind. She doesn’t usually act this way. Please, excuse me.” He handed the glass of champagne to the bar tender and turned to leave his guests.

He met Purity in on of the interior rooms. He wasn’t pleased with her. “What has gotten into you?” he questioned.

She rolled her eyes, “Papa, you promised me, you said you’d never decide for me anymore; I’d make my own decisions. Why did you do this?” her vision was beginning to get blurry.

Aaron Theodore remained silent for a while.
“That’s the reason you couldn’t even greet your papa? Purity, where are your manners?”

“I sent them to hell the moment you told me you’ve chosen a partner for me!”

“You promised to behave.”

“You promised not to do it.”

“I’m sorry, Purity. I had no other choice.”

“I don’t understand.”

“We have some little problems. You know that. Our merging with the Broderick’s will do a great deal of help.”

“You want me to marry an old man?” she asked almost in shock.

“Nope. His son. His heir.”

“Papa, you are close to this man, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Why not let him help you. You can merge the companies without this marriage.” Purity suggested, hopefully.

“I want the marriage. It has a lot more advantages then just merging without it.”

“Papa,” she cried out, “You hate me! I’m like a toy to you, right? You want to use me as an instrument to save your business?” the tears fell.

“No, no. Purity, its best for you.”

This man had made up his mind. Damn! This tears can’t even make him change his mind.
“What’s his name?”

“Jeremy Broderick. His family and ours once lived in the same neighbourhood.”

“What? Jeremy? No, papa, no! I refuse to marry him.”
Jeremy, she never liked him for once. He almost took advantage of her when they were much younger and now he was to be her husband? Never! If he thinks he’ll he her now, he must be hallucinating.

“He’s the right guy for you,” Aaron answered innocently.

“I hate him. Never will I marry him.”

“You didn’t like him then, you will now.”

“No! Never!”

“I’d disinherit you!” Aaron warned.

To Be continued.....

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Don(o) Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi… Namumkeen Hai!

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Illiteracy [Read it]


Madam:What happened to the electric stove.
Ekaitte:I poured water in the electric stove so as to off am.


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When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.Related

Girl:- Baby we made it to 2017

Akpos:- Yes baby

Girl- should I tell you my new year wish for you?

Akpos:- yes baby

Girl- may your wallet be extra large for my sake I.J.N

Akpos kept quiet

Girl:- why did you not say amen?

Akpos:- I said it in my mind, anyway should I tell you my wish for you?

Girl:- yes baby

Akpos:- You shall not see anything that don't belong to you in 2017.....

Girl kept quiet

Akpos:- why did you not say amen?

Girl:- I said it in my mind


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I was at Hilly Zander guest house by
7o’clock pm on the dot.
I went straight to the receptionist who
wasted no time in identifying me. “Cindy
right?” She asked beaming her
professional smile at me. “Yea Cindy,” I
replied. Cindy was my business name.
Stella had taught me that business life was
different from personal life so we used
different names for business.
Just like actors who answered different
names on stage, we answered different
names in business.
Stella’s business name was Kittana just as
mine was Cindy. But that’s by the way…
“Room 330,” the receptionist directed
pointing down the hall. “Thanks a lot,” I
replied and followed her direction.
I got to the room with 330 written on top
and knocked.
“Come in,” a deep voice responded. I
swung the lock open and went in. The
receptionist didn’t make any mistake in
her description. The man from his
appearance was indeed a very important
personality.
He wore this big abada like clothe that
most of our top Hausa politicians liked
wearing with a cap to match. He was dark
in complexion with a medium sized pot
belly. He had tribal marks on both sides of
his cheek. “Hi beautiful, what’s your
name?” He asked as soon as I entered.
“Cindy,” I replied smartly. “I’m Alhaji
Senator Jubril Ahmed,” he said looking at
me. ” I just arrived few hours ago for a
convention.” “You’re highly welcome to
our state sir,” I replied with my business
smile playing on my lips. “You’re such a
beautiful lady wahali,” he complimented.
“Thank you sir,” I replied. “I’m here to
make you happy sir.” “Please address me
as Jubril dear. Let’s not sound too
official,” he suggested. “Ok sir. Oh sorry
Jubril,” I corrected. “No problem,” he
replied. There are personalities you will
see and you won’t know when sir starts
pouring from your mouth.
Alhaji Senator Jubril Ahmed was one of
such personalities. I started the evening
for him with a strip dance. The Alhaji went
crazy as he watched my waist whine slowly
to the rhythm of the song playing on the
telly and at the same time slowly took of
my clothes.
My top was the first to go revealing my
pawpaw shaped b00bs sake for my bra.
Then my skirt followed revealing the super
hot g-string undie I wore inside. By the
time my bra and g-string was gone, Alhaji
already had a visible bulge showing on his
trousers. Without wasting time, he
removed the abada and trouser and stood
completely naked before me...

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Hide and seek [Read it]


AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek....
EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't findyou till Feb 15th.


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Mr Ibu awarded Best Comedian of the Year by Enugu state govt








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You entered your bedroom and saw a strange
looking man sitting on your bed. You tell him to get
out and he refused; you got angry n slappe him.
Amazingly!!! he vomited N10,000.
You slapped him again and he vomited N20,000.
Another slap n he brought out
N50,000. What would you do?
A-Run away
B-Kidnap him
C-Call the police
D- Call your pastor
E- Continue to slap him


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The monstrosity of sexual intercourse outside marriage is that those who indulge in it are trying to isolate one kind of union the sexual from all the other kinds of union which were intended to go along with it and make up the total union.

~ C. S. LewisRelated

She laid on the bed while i was still on my seat……..
Me: Seems you are tired
SK: Not really jare…..am not just feeling too well
Me: What happened?
SK: Nothing…don’t worry, its not something you should worry about
Me: You can talk to me now..a problem shared is half solved
SK: Sincerely, i didn’t know how i found myself in this mess
Me: Which Mess? What is it……
SK: We heard that one of our babe was dropped this evening
Me: Dropped?
SK: Killed jhoor..are you this lame
Me: Ahhh…..what happened?
SK: Its one spanner lost jare…we are living a life of fear on a daily basis and it can happen to any one of us…..
Me: Why don’t you opt out? What led you to this in the first place
SK: Opt out? Its not as easy as you think jare except if they are ready to free you of which you can be free totally, they will always be coming back to you when you are needed, why do you think Mary has to come back even when she already got a baby and should be thinking of settling down
Me: But out of no way, there will definitely still be a way..you can run to any other state now and settled down
SK: while my school is still on?
Me: Are you guys student?
SK: yes of course now..I just rounded up my spill over year here in Ekpoma, my parent are in Lagos, am a microbiologist waiting for NYSC mobilization, other girls are in other departments, flaky on her own has spilled, splash and i don’t even know what to call the third one
Me: But how come? Mary didn’t finish from your school now
SK: Yes…she did her diploma here so she has been part of us ever since and never leave our midst even when she got her admission to LASU
Me: That is serious…but do you truly wish to opt out
SK: I cant wait..am tired of this life jare…we have treated so many people fuck up that we are always scared of our lives
Me: Even if everybody is scared, flaky will never be?
SK: Says who…the girl no get mind at all ooo…na she be the coward among us sef, forget all wetyn he dey do with you oooo
Me: You don’t mean it…..Are you also a lez?
SK: Lez? Ohhhh…we did it in your presence abi? That is just a little of what we engage in, what do you expect from us, we do runs, kill for politicians and all sort…i just wish i can end all this madness, i wish God can give me another chance..
“I was stunned when she started crying”
Me: Stop crying SK……Everything will be fine, just believe in God, pray to him, i know he will definitely make a way for you and you will be out of this mess
SK: How long will i continue to pray….have been doing that over the past one year, i don’t know what will be of my parent if i am killed
Me: Do they know about all this? Your spill over year and all sort
SK: How will they know..if they tell them i live this kind of life they will be stunned, they don’t even know that i spilled, i do lie to them that they have not cleared us for service
Me: That is serious…but i believe God will make a way for you dear don’t worry…Do you believe in God?
SK: Yes i do…
Me: Don’t worry, i promise everything will be alright even if i die
SK: You that is expecting your death is also telling me everything will be alright
Me: Yes because i believe you have a higher chance than me…I believe you will scale through but can you do me a favour?
SK: What is that?
Me:Can i get across to any member of my family through your phone, at least for them to know am still alive
SK: Are you crazy? What sort of rubbish is that? Are you trying to take our closeness for granted? You want to call them so that you can tell them it was Mary that kidnapped you, knowing fully well that Mary is at home so that they can go and arrest her and fish us out..Are you mad
Me: Am very sorry, i didn’t think about it to that extent, you know i will never want to hurt you now
SK: Who i be that you won’t want to hurt
Me: I think i like your kind of person, you have a good heart
SK: What make you think so?
Me: If you don’t have a good heart, we won’t be here right now talking to this length.
SK: If you say so…….
Me: What do you think about me?
SK: I think you are a good person; it was just so unfortunate that you entered our net
Me: Thanks so much…can i give you my mum and girlfriend number to help me get across to them when am killed, so that they can locate my corpse and give me a befitting burial. You can lie to them that you got their number on my phone or somewhat?
SK: What if they now asked how i got your number?
Me: You will call them with a new sim now and destroy the sim card immediately you call them so that they won’t be able to trace you
SK: That’s a better idea and i might be able to do that for you but don’t worry yourself, we already have most of your family members number
Me: How did you get them?
SK: Have you forgotten that Mary has once been your wife
Me: That is true oooo……
SK: But i have an idea for you if you can be able to cooperate with me
Me: Idea about what?
SK: I can kill you before we kill you officially
Me: Kill me ke? What sort of idea is that?
SK: What i mean is that, i know drugs i can administer on you that will make you unconscious and totally paralyze you for some days, i will try to convince babes that you are dead and no need to gun you down already, i will talk to them to let us dump you in a bush then you can find your way when you wake up.
The only concern is that you have to promise me that you will never come back to hunt us down and you have to run away from the eyes of Mary, maybe travel out of the country with your wife and never come back for a long time. I know if you come to hunt Mary, it will affect me so i will need your promise that if i should manage to safe your life, you must safe mine too……..You know i have lot at stake than you if i should try and do this for you
Me: If its possible like that, i promise to abide by your rules..i promise you, i will never be in touch again or try to revenge
SK: Okay..No problem, i don’t have the drug here, i will need to go to warri on Monday to get it, and come back, i must be careful cos girls must not know about this….
Me: Thanks so much dear…..I don’t know how to repay you dear….
SK: keep your repayment and safe your life oga




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“Mary dear, don’t listen to him. He has to pay for
what he did to you” the young lady with her broke
in, messing up my pleas.
“send him back to his cell, will you” the officer quickly barked at the corporal who stared at us
with confusion before dragging me out of the
office.
I sat inside my cell, hopeless and extremely
uncomfortable. I couldn’t breathe properly in the
stinking cell nor even think clearly. “what do i do know?, how did i get myself into
this mess?” I wondered miserably. I thought of
my job, thought of Chioma, thought about my life
and the embarrassment awaiting me if Mary was
to take the matter to court.
Tears fell from my eyes. I prayed for a miracle. I prayed for forgiveness. I just didn’t know what
else to do.
Few hours later, i was dragged out of the cell and
taken to the back of the police station where the
officer handling my case was waiting for me. A
stick of cigarette in his mouth. “so are you now ready to cooperate?” he asked,
studying me.
“i don’t understand sir. Is there a way you can
help me?” i asked meekly.
“your case is a very interesting one. The evidence
against you is pretty tight. Even a blind judge will convict you with it in few days. I hope you know
it’s a murder case. Abortion is illegal in Nigeria”
he summarized, sending my blood pressure very
high with his words.
“I need help sir. Just make this case go away. I
can’t start fighting a legal battle or anything. I just want everything to go away” i pleaded
anxiously. He smiled with deep excitement. He
finally had me where he wanted.
“tough man. You arn’t acting tough anymore. I
see” he nodded.
“do you know why i brought you here?” he asked. I shook my head.
“because i want to help you. Anything we discuss
here is unofficial. So can you provide a million
Naira?” he asked quietly. I couldn’t believe my
ears.
“one million Naira?, where on earth can i get such money?” i asked with disbelief.
“i don’t know. You have all day to think about it
in your cell” he replied and walked away.
“where and how do i raise such money?” i
wondered as i was led back to the cell. For
unknown reasons, the officer instead of leading me through the back door, led me through the
front where we had to pass through the reception
desk, but i really paid no notice because i was
busy thinking over my predicament. I only had
four hundred and twenty five thousand naira in
my bank account. “you devil, did you actually do it? Gosh you are so
disgusting” i suddenly heard Chioma’s voice
scream {as i was led through the reception}.
Looking up, i saw the visibly shaken girl with
Jboy who tried so hard to compose himself.
I felt very bad. The little trust the poor girl had for me was gone.
As chioma ran out of the station, i threw a look
at the officer who was leading me to the cell and
pleaded to him.
“please i need just few minutes to talk to my friend” i begged. He hesitated a bit before
shrugging in acceptance. Jboy quickly drew close,
greeted the young policeman and faced me. His
face coloured with emotion as he stared all over
me.
“dear me!. Chioma told me of your detention early this morning. C’mon just look at you?” he cried
with deep feelings.
“please try and calm chioma down for me. Tell her
anything, fabricate any story. Just do your magic
for me” i begged nervously.
“chioma isn’t a problem. Of course i’ll talk to her. But my major concern is getting you out of here.
What do we do?” he asked seriously.
“you also have to talk to Mary. I can’t believe
she went this far just to punish me. We could
have settled things without involving the police. I
just don’t know. But please find her.” i begged. All my hopes were now on Jboy.He was the only
person capable of helping me out.
“Chioma brought food for you. Let me get it” he
murmured with concern.
“damn! you are wasting time. I don’t need food.
Just go find Mary, i don’t want to spend another night here” i shouted, surprising him with my
outburst. He shrugged and drew back.
“very well then. I better be on my way” he said
with a quick smile.
“chioma is with my phone. Get it from her. I
stored Mary’s number with “MARY CHURCH” i added as he quickly left to perform the duty i
sent him to do.
____
I sat in my cell, anxious and prayerful. I couldn’t
wait to leave the God forsaken place. All my
hopes were on Jboy’s capabilities. I trusted him with all my heart.
Each time an officer came forward to open the
cell, I would stand hopefully, thinking he came for
me. But Slowly night crept in, shattering my
hopes. I was left with no doubt that i would
spend another night in the miserable cell. The revelation left me scared, alarmed and fearful. I
thought over many things, I was very hungry.
Mosquitoes were everywhere attacking my poor
weak body. The smelling cell and weak noises
from my cellmates couldn’t allow me think
properly. Tears fell from my eyes as I remembered my job. I feared i could lose it if Mary’s issue
wasn’t resolved fast. I thought over the senior
officer’s demand. One fucking million Naira.
“were do i get such money?” i wondered. I truly
had a lot at stake.
Early the next morning, I was given the same special treatment as of the previous day. I was
offered a cold bath and a new underwear.
Minutes later, i was taken to an empty room,
close to the reception {office}. Jboy was there
waiting for me. I heaved a high of relief and
quickly sat next to him. “it was hard negotiating with Mary. The witch
was bent on making you hang because she felt
she lost you when she lost the baby. I tried my
best, even offered her big money but she refused”
he said quietly, dashing my hopes.
“but there is only one solution” he slowly added, stopping as if he was afraid to continue.
“damn you, spit it out” i urged nervously.
“MARRIAGE. I guess she will melt if you propose
or give her a good marriage assurance. She
want’s you or nothing.
MARRIAGE my dear friend. MARRIAGE” he slowly announced, while i choked.

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Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:


PASTOR: Praise the Lord.


CONGREGATION: Halleluyah!


PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WIFI using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.


CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless You All.


CONGREGATION: Amen!


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Big B**bs [Read it]


AKPOS: Guy what's up? How are you doing?

KWAME: (No reply)

AKPOS: Hope you are doing great?

KWAME: (no reply)

AKPOS: How is life?

KWAME: (no reply)

AKPOS: You remembered those babes we saw that day?.. The one called Precious says she needs your number.

KWAME: Ooooh! sorry, actually I was a little bit busy. My man, which Precious, the dark tall one with big boobs?

AKPOS: So you saw my messages and choose not to reply. Anyway, is the dark green one called money. Where is my money you owe me


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Funny Nigerian Politicians...
1) When they loot money, they keep it
in Switzerland.
2) When sick, they go to Germany.
3) When investing, they go to America. 4)
When buying Mansions, they visit
London.
5) When shopping they go to Dubai.
6)When on holidays, they visit Paris or
Bahamas.
7) When educating their children, they
select Europe.
When praying, they go to Saudi Arabia or
Jerusalem.
9) BUT, when they DIE, they all want to be
BURIED in NIGERIA..
I beg help me ask them, is NIGERIA A
CEMENTERY


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MY FIRST TRIP TO ABUJA AND ZARIA (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 9

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After the examination, I and my new found friends, went around the school, talking about the exam we just did and looking around the school with its high glory structures.
Ola had been it the school for about two days and he knew little about the things that went on in the school --Ola na big Lagos boy like me, --, Abubarka was from around there and he knew places around.
Ola had a room there which he got by luck, when he came from Lagos to Zaria. I and Abubarka followed Ola to his room, to chat up a little.
After our long fun get-to-know each other talk, i left by 2pm back to the house where I stayed. When I got there, I greeted everyone and went to the boys quarter to pick up my books to read.
An hour later, food was brought to me in the boys quarter by the maid --I swear, I was treated like a king over there, I enjoy die. I miss that place die--. After eating, I stood up and took the plates back to the kitchen, then came back and went back to my reading.
Evening came and i remembered that I had to wash some of my clothes, which were really dirty and smelly.
The whine I had in my bag was no more there, I had given it to the man that housed me as a token of appreciation. I stood up from where I sat and went to my bag, then opened the top zip, where I keep the dirty clothes.
After washing by 6pm, I went back to my room to read --I read like a f**king machine, non stop--. As I was reading, the maid brought food for me again --My people, no be say na joke, but ehn I'm in love with Hausa girls and the way they respect men--.
I thanked her, then mounted the sweet Hausa food --I mean the food oo, not the maid oo. Some of you can think non sense ehn--, which was looking seductive.
After I ate, she came back to pack the plates --mehn Hausa girls can respect o, no be say na joke, I love them jare--.
The next day, I woke up early again and went to the school to write another phase of the examination --The exam was a three days examination and each day, we did a subject or two--.
When I got to the school, I went to meet Ola in his room, Abubarka came minutes after my arrival. We did a little revision, and shared ideas on what and what we might see in the exams (we did two exams that day).
Once the time was 9am, we left his (Ola's) room to the hall, where the exams would take place. The exams wasn't so hard and complicated, but little time was given to us, to pen down all we had in our head.
After the exams, three of us walked around the school to explore more of the school. We went around the school loving and enjoying the views, of trees and large field with grasses.
When we were done with exploring, we went back to Ola's room to chillax and talk about things.
By 3pm, I told them good bye and trekked back to the house because I felt like walking a long distant --Sometimes I just enjoy long walks or trekking, even though I have money in my pocket--.
After trekking for about 30mins, I got to the house and walked straight to the boys quarter. When I was well relaxed, I went outside to pack my clothes which had already dried yesterday --For north ehn, clothes dey dry fast like no tomorrow and the weather condition is on the crazy side, unlike Lagos--.
The next day came for the last exam, so was my enjoy for it. I did my normal morning activities and left for school.
I got to school feeling good and nervous because of the subject we were going to tackle.
I, Ola and Abubarka, sat in the same position unlike other times, when we sat part. The exam wasn't so difficult as I expected and the things three of us read together (few) came out.
In no time, we were gone with the exam. We walked out of the exam hall smiling like no tomorrow. We went to Ola's room to gist more --You know na, guys talk and you know that kin talk . If you like think another thing, that's your concern oo--.
After hours of talking and gossiping, Abubarka left because he had things to do.
While I and ola were still talking, two other guys came in (Ola knew them).
We talked and talked, from there one thing led to another, then we started making comedy videos --I was the camera man. Dindy baby!!--. The videos were really funny and cool, we took pictures also, after we were done doing comedy video.
Time had fly pass so fast, when I was having fun and it was now 4pm, so I had to go back to the house, to prepare to go back to Abuja the next day.
I left the school, after I said my good byes to them and collected their phone numbers. When I got to the house, I didn't waste anytime packing my bag well for my travel the next day.
When the next day (which was a Friday) came alive, I packaged myself and went to tell the man who housed me, that I was about to go back to Abuja. When I met him, he was still dressing up, so he said I should wait for him.
When he was done, he drove me to the park, where I would find a car going to Abuja. He dropped me at the park, then told be goodbye and drove off because he had to drop his kids at school.
I entered the park and found a car going to Abuja in no time. I sat at the back seat looking around, then a man selling glasses and wristwatches was walking pass. I called him and bought a sunglass and wristwatch --Swagger things on point--.
Few minutes later, I started praying inside me for a girl to sit beside me, just as I did when I was coming from lagos to Abuja --God always answers my prayers --.
After I prayed, from no where, she came, the Angel of my life............ To be continue.

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Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai Toh Woh 50 Rupaye Aur Ek Machis Bhi Apne Sath Lati Hai.

Pati Suhag Raat Per Usse Puchta Hai: “Yeh Sab Kya Hai?”

Ladki Darte Hue Boli: “Jab Bhi Mera Koi Boy Friend Mujhe Chodta Tha Toh Main Nishani Ke Tor Par Ek Rajma Ka Dana Machis Mein Daal Leti Thi”

Tab Pati Machis Kholkar Dekhta Hai To Uss Mein Se Teen Dane Rajma Ke Niklte Hai. Soch Kar Maaf Kar Deta Hai.

Phir Puchta Hai: “Aur Yeh 50 Rupee Kiss Liye?”

Patni Boli: “Ji, Vo Chaar Kilo Rajma Bech Diye Thhe Yeh 50 Rupaye Usske Hai“ ????Related

Gold teeth [Read it]


You woke one day and discovered all your teeth had turned to gold and each one of it worth 5m naira
PLS WHAT WILL YOU DO


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This new TV show “Bachelorette India” of Mallika Sherawat is far better than her movies.
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At least, One can change the TV channel when the show is on air!Related

Lara: mother! You can finally speak.
Chioma: she is not your daughter Williams, they are not your children and you know it!(she faces the officers.) He is the one that should be arrested, he took my children away from me!
Williams: don't listen to her officers, this woman is crazy!
Chioma: I was pregnant before I married him and he knew, he agreed to marry me and take responsibility for the pregnancy. I had twins and ten days after I delivered my babies, he ran away.....with them. With my babies.
Lara: you mean he is not my father?
Officer 1: are you sure about what you are saying?
Okonkwo: we were all present when it happened, this man took the twins she delivered of and we never saw him again. Although we did not even know he is not the father of the twins.
Officer 2: so, if there were twins and this young Lady here ( points at Lara.) Is one of them, then where is the other one?
Lara: she died two years ago, she killed herself.

Officer 2: why did she kill herself?
Williams: officers, these questions are not necessary, I brought you here, in my car, all the way from the city to make an arrest and now you are listening to a bunch of lies from people whose only aim is to tarnish my image?
Officer 1: please keep quiet chief, don't make use force on you. Go on and answer the question young Lady, why did your sister kill herself?
Lara: he was touching her, molesting her. Chief Williams was molesting her.
Williams: what nonsense are you talking about? Who told you all these lies? Your sister was sick and you know that, you know that she was mad.
Lara: I know that was just a story you cooked up so no one would believe her if she revealed your dirty secret.
Susan: I've been wondering how a man could molest his own daughter but now I know, you are not even their father.
Chioma moves closer to him and clutches his shirt.) You, you molested my daughter, you killed her!
Lape: aye ma le o. Williams, so this is what you have been cooking under your roof? I don't even know you anymore.
Obiageli: chineke wonders shall never end.
Offficer1: what do you have to say about this, chief Williams?
Williams: relax everyone, there's been a mistake somewhere, this is all a mistake. Someone is making a mistake here.
Okonkwo: the only mistake that was made was by you and that was stepping into my compound with police officers. You just dug your own grave Williams. Officers, please take this man out of my compound. ( the police officers drag Williams out of the compound and Lara rushes to embrace her mother as they both burst into tears. Lape and obiageli move closer to console mother and daughter while okonkwo walks up to Susan and shakes hands with her in appreciation.)
The last episode is coming very soon please comment on the story....thanks for reading









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I was told that when you hit forty men stop looking at you. It’s true, until you slip on a mini-skirt.

-Mariella FrostrupRelated

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha. Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, “Sabse bada kaun?”


Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha, “Mandir Bada.”


Sharabi bola, “Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada?”
Pujari: “Dharti badi.”


Sharabi, “Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi?”


Pujari: “Sheshnaag bada.”


Sharabi: “Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada?”
Pujari: “Shiv bada.”


Sharabi: “Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada?”


Pujari: “Parbat bada.”


Sharabi: “Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada?”


Pujari: “Hanuman bada.”
Sharabi: “Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada?”


Pujari: “Ram bada.”


Sharabi: “Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada?”


Pujari: “Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada?”


Sharabi, “Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada!!!”Related

BROKEN SEAL 2
EPISODE 24

Rodelio spent the night in the inn
he was treated, he woke up very
early in the mornining and left to
search for Ella, he had a picture of
her in his gallery, thats what he
used in showing as many persons
he met on the way.
He wasn’t sure what he would do
next should he find her, but the
main thing on his mind right now
is finding her……
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We all spent the night in mark’s
home after yesterday’s exhaustful
ordeal.
The hoot of a car woke us up this
morning.
It was officer Murdock with two
other colleagues of his.
We rushed our morning hygiene
and got in the car, as we headed
for calloDiaz.
Soon we arrived the village i
would rather call a hamlet.
The search for Ella kick started, we
searched for 30mins using her
picture, some people said they
saw her around yesterday. Those
kinda responses fuelled our search
the more.
I saw a retreating figure of a lady,
she was very much like Ella in
height and hair length.
“ELLA!” i called out and hell yeah!
It was Ella.
The excitement that flooded me
was not describable.
I ran and hugged her tightly like
a toddler would his mum.
Ella: I miss you!
Me: i miss you more honey.
She seemed to remember
something and quickly
disengaged.
Ella: who is Nenita to you?
My reply was interrupted by a
coarse voice.
Rodelio: so this is where you both
are hiding huh?
He pointed his shortgun to me….
Me: you wouldn’t wanna do
something you would later
regret….
Rodelio: and whats the regret in
killing a båstard like you?
His thumb was already on the
trigger, and each of his teeth
clenched against its opposite
Ella: no Rodelio don’t…..
POW!!!!!
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It was a bright morning for
everyone in the city except for
those who knew Nikky the
deceased.
All her family and relatives were
all clad in black wears and shades.
Nenita and Lana were begining to
get along after the death of their
mum and sis respectively.
Nikky was too young to die, what
a sunset at noon!!!!
Tomas came along with kate, she
opted to go with him upon
hearing the news.
The funeral lasted two hours and
they were done putting Nikky’s
lifeless body where it belong -six
feet deep!!!!
Soon the burial was over and they
all departed from the burial
ground.
Kate followed them home as
Tomas introduced her as his wife.
Angelo, Carolyne, Tomas and Kate
were seated in the living room
when Nenita barged in on them
with swollen eyes, she was still
mourning her deceased mum.
Kate: carolyne is that your last
born?
Carolyne: thats Nikky’s child, she’s
now an orphan, poor girl.
Kate: an orphan?
Carolyne: yes! Her dad refused to
accept responsibility.
Kate: who is he?
Carolyne: Isaiah Guidotti, why?
Kate: far from it! Nenita’s
biological dad is seated here with
us.
Carolyne: what!
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.To Be Continued
who do you think is the father?
TOMAS OR ANGELO
Who got shot?Who got killled?

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Akpos and his newly wedded wife were talking.
Wife: “How many girlfriends did you have before marrying me?”
Akpos: Silence
Wife: Didn't you hear me?
Akpos: Silence
Wife: I can see you don’t want to tell?”
Akpos: Shut up! let me finish counting.



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If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

~ Calvin CoolidgeRelated

Touching story [Read it]


TEACHER: Who can tell us a Touching Story?


Akpos raised his hands.


TEACHER: Ok Akpos, go on.


AKPOS: One day, I was coming back from the farm, suddenly a girl blocked my way, I touched the girl and she touched me back, I touched her again and she touched me back. So I touched her again and again and again, and I warned her not to touch me back, but to my greatest surprise, she touched me again. Now I pull my clothes and my pants, removed my shoes and my golden chain. Guess what I did next?


The teacher who was aghast at what Akpos was saying timidly asked, "What happened?"  


AKPOS: As I pulled everything, I now touched her back. That's the end of my TOUCHING STORY.


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Decision [Read it]


A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action you haven't truly Decided.


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Throughout the week i didn’t hear from Aisha, reading was so hard for me and all my exam was definitely in the hand of God as i was not able to assimilate all i was reading. Aminat tried her best for me but nothing can be compared to my Aisha, nothing can be compared to me first love, i truly loved her and cant just take her out of my life just like that.
I saw Aisha and his fiancée in school the following week and they even requested to give me lift out of the school which i decline with excuse that i was not going to town. It still baffles me how someone will be that callous as she never even bothered to call me, text or apologized for the way she treated me, it was just as if nothing happened.
We finished our first semester exam and were given two weeks holiday, i was not with the right frame of mind to continue with the coaching class, the initial excuse was my exam but i realized i had a weaken heart. Assimilating had become so difficult for me so i rather be myself than disgrace myself in public all in the name of continuing coaching classes.
It has been close to two years i last visited home, they didn’t even ask me to come home either, my dad send any little money he has to my account anytime he feel like. In fact, i don’t ask them for me since i have extra means of income, they send our food stuff through bus coming to Ilorin and there was even a regular driver that do help them out and we have been so close that anytime they are sending us food, he will come and drop it at our door step in the hostel for us. My accommodation fee is sent to my account, as usual, ismaeel doesn’t have any problem because of his many source of income
Break was over and we already resumed second semester 300level, they started pasting our results on the notice board. The first two result i saw was D. At the end of it all, the result was mixed together and i even had E in a course, that was the first exam we did for the first semester. When the last result was pasted, my CGPA had dropped to 4.41 which means i dropped drastically from my first class position.
Our HOD was surprised about my result for that semester and he personally called me to his office in the company of my level adviser, they asked what was the reason for the decline in my result, if i was having any problem as they never expected my result to drop like that. In fact the HOD called for all my answer script to be sure it was actually my score. After going through all my result sheet he was so sure there was something wrong with me. He advised me to work on whatever is bothering me and never let it affect my academics. I appreciated them, thank them and promised them that my result for the second semester will definitely push me back to first class.
It was so funny that i didn’t later hear from Aisha again, i couldn’t help but wonder if that was how love ended with someone. I was in my room one day after i came back from school, i saw Aisha earlier with a guy in school in a somehow of romantic mood, though she didn’t see me. Aisha had stop using the long veil and she resorted to just tying scarf on her head, in fact she had started wearing jean trouser which revealed her beauty to the outer world, i was so jealous as i continue to stare at her beauty. (what belongs to me alone before was now what the whole school is now seeing for free).
I didn’t know when tears started rolling down my eyes after thinking through everything that happened between me and Aisha. To say i love Aisha so much was an understatement, definitely it was not because of the sex but for the fact that she thought me what love is all about, i never had any emotional feelings with the opposite sex until i met her. The worst part of it was that i always see her in school like three times in a week but she always run away from me without leaving chance for communication. I was even ready to apologize to her if i was the one that offended her, i was ready to be by the side and let her see reason that i was the best for her but the chance was not there at all.
I didn’t know when Aminat enter the room, the only thing that brought me back to the atmosphere was her hand on my cheek, that was the first time we had a physical contact because they all know i don’t have contact with the opposite sex, i don’t know what gave her the courage to touch me too. Aminat started ranting at me “ what is the problem Abdulrahman? Why are you crying? Dont tell me you are still thinking about Aisha”
“You are a total disappointment wallahi, what sort of a weak man are you?loo at you, looking so unkept, only God knows the last time you shaved, look at beards all over your face, For crying out loud, its been more than two month this lady left you for another guy, the lady has moved on already and you are still here crying, you better wake up to reality because its as if you think she is still coming back to you or you guys can work out things between each other, you want to kill yourself because of a lady, you are becoming a shame to manhood jare Abdulrahman, i even thought you are strong looking at you from far not knowing that you are a weak fellow. No wonder Aisha left you for another guy, so you are this emotionally weak, you are a man for crying out loud, you will be a graduate in about a year time and if you cant handle something as small as a relationship while in school then how are you going to cope when you leave school, married and started handling complex relationship like marriage, you need to brace up and be a man for once jhoor”

To Be Continued...

>>

Adaora's phone rang for the third time before she noticed it.She was busy running around searching for Sonia in all the places they had run to for safety earlier.
Her own house was not left out.She gathered enough courage to make it there but She was not there.Asking people if they saw her,didn't cross her mind as she quicky dashed off.

She peered at the screen of her phone and saw a certain number without name,calling.

"Hello"She spoke into the phone.

"Yes am i speaking with Sonia's mother?"The voice from the phone asked.

"Who are you?"Adaora asked,already overcome by fear.She inserted that new line into her phone recently and Sonia was the only person who knew the number.

"Your daughter is here with us at the police station.The one at williams.Division 2"The voice said and hung up.

Adaora held her forehead as she felt the sudden headache strike her.She was going to act fast.She was going to do something she never believed she would do.


____
Angela opened her eyes only to find David sitting close to her.Her parents were gone now,the drip on her arm already disconnected.She closed them back and thought for sometime.
When she opened them again,David's eyes locked with her's.There was a short moment of silence as they looked into each others eyes until Angela broke it with a slap on David's left cheek.That was the first time she dared raise a finger on him.
David's face was expressionless for a while.

"I deserve more than that,Angela.You can go on and slap me again if that would make you forgive me"David told her without any trace of anger in his voice.

Angela watched him produce a white handky from his pocket to dry the line of tears that betrayed his expressionless face.
Angela took her face off him,facing the opposite direction and battling the tears that had already gathered in her eyes.She didn't know when she started sobbing and before she knew it,her face was wet all over.

"I am sorry my dear.I am sorry"David consoled her,drying her tears.

"Why did you do it? Why? Did you do it with the intention of getting a child from her because i haven't been able to give you one?"Angela asked,amidst sobs,searching his eyes filled with sorrow.

"No.Stop talking like that.I just can't explain what came over me.I found myself doing what i never intended doing.I....i ...."The tears in his voice didn't allow him to carry on.

"It's ok.Please stop.Don't cry...i don't want to see you cry again.It will only break my heart the more"Angela said,trying really hard to keep herself from crying.She felt his face with her hands and shook her head.
How fast his face changed for worst these few days she was away.

"I'm sorry.I promise i won't leave you again"She drew his face close and kissed him passionately,tasting the salty fluids running down from his eyes.
"I missed you so much.I'd have killed myself if any happened to you"David made her understand before positioning himself very well to have a better taste of that sweet red succulent lips of hers;pure strawberries they sure tasted like.

"mhhmmm"Tony cleared his throat,standing right there in the hospital room,disengaging them from their passionate hold.They didn't notice when he entered.

"I am very sorry for disturbing you"He apologised,observing their faces to know if they wore annoyance but there was no trace of such.Instead,he saw the smiles on their faces,forcing him to smile too.He went for one of the chairs.

"Angela,you haven't told me why you attempted killing my friend.Infact,where were you hidding?"Tony gesticulated.

"She must pay for that"David added seriously.Angela smiled and hit him playfully.

Angela's face which was lit up with smiles soon turned sad as she imagined what could have happened to her.

"I was kidnapped.What pained me most was that someone whom i trusted as a friend had a hand in it.They wanted to sacrifice me to their gods"Angela expressed bitterly.

"What?"David couldn't believe his ears.

"By now,i should be a dead person if God hadn't saved me.They took my clothes and made we wear one white gown,saying i would be sacrificed this morning"She explained further.

"Tell me,which of your friend has a hand in it?"David demanded.

"It's...it...it's...Eb...Ebere"Angela stammered.

"Unbelievable!,"David shouted,"how could she?"

"Lets go after her with the police immediately"Tony suggested.

"No no.please don't.What i ask is that you don't let her know i am found"Angela pleaded.

"No way.We are going to find her"David objected.

"Pleeease.Leave her to me"Angela pleaded again.


___
Angela's mother answered the door.She was preparing another meal for Angela.
The person she saw at the door made her take few steps backwards.It was Adaora,her half sister.

"What do you want?"She barked at her.

"I have come for something more than important.It has to do with your daughter"Adaora said,not moved by Ngozi's harsh words.

Ngozi stared at her without another word.
Which daughter of hers could Adaora be talking about,she thought.

>>

Some 10years ago, Diego Simeone played
alongside Fernando Torres at Atlectico Madrid
in Spain.
Then, Torres was the Club Captain despite
being far younger than Simeone;
Torres was in charge of the dressing room in
the absence of the coaches. He was so
influential that he even had a say on the team
selection.
Fast forward 10years later; Diego Simeone is
now Fernando Torres coach. This came at a
point when Torres had journeyed from Spain to
England & Italy with his career almost dead as
he has being rejected by Chelsea & AC Milan.
But Diego Simeone brought him back to
Altectico Madrid & thus resuscitated his
career.
NOW...
?If Torres was rude or disrespectful to
Simeone as the Club Captain 10 years ago,
would he have had the opportunity to play at
the 2016 UEFA Champions League Finals?
In 2005, Diego Simeone was under Torres. He
did what Torres ordered.
In 2016, Torres now takes orders from Simeone.
Life is like a COIN thrown up in the air.
You can't really predict which side will turn up.
No one stays TOP forever.
NO ONE KNOWS TOMORROW.
You might be the Boss today. But when
tomorrow comes, someone you 'bossed' might
become your boss.
In 1985, Dazuki arrested Buhari.
In 2016, Buhari arrested Dazuki.
In 1995, Al Mustapha arrested Obasanjo on the
orders of General Abacha.
In 1999, Obasanjo arrested Al Mustapha & he
spend 8 years in jail.
NOTE: In the 90's under Rawlings regime Dr.
Spio Gabriel was minister of communications
and Mahama was his deputy, today John
Mahama is the President and has employed his
former boss as minister.
Lesson:
Treat everyone with respect because there will
always be a tomorrow.
A Boss today might become a Subordinate
tomorrow.
Always use your powers & position cautiously &
for the benefit of all.
Always stand for what is right, fair & just.
Like Mugabe said ...
"...treat the towel with care because the same
place you use in cleaning your bottom today
might be the same place you will use in
cleaning your face tomorrow #B-goF #AoN


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Akpos was listening to adverts
on a radio station, he just listened
to MTN advert and the next
advert was Obituary:
RADIO ANNOUNCER: With deep
sense of loss but total submission to the will of God we announce
the death of our father, great
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The Matchmaker goes to see Mr Smith, a confirmed bachelor for many years.


“Mr Smith, don’t leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you’ll meet and be married in no time!” says the Matchmaker.


“Don’t bother,” replies Mr Smith, “I’ve two sisters at home, who look after all my needs.”


“That’s all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife.”


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she – lol

me – ye indian pattern toilet ka diagram kyo bhej rai ho.

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Pastor Akpos was caught by his church
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chilled Star Beer.
.
Member: Haabaa! Pastor Akpos, you should be
drinking Malt, Fanta or Coke, not Star naa, that
is alcohol. You’re not doing what you preach.
.
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“Oh sky, Jessy you are here” Amanda sang in with a chuckle emanating from her as she stepped into the house, Ryan hanging on her arms like he was tied there.

My heart flew out and back again, Jessy’s face changed immediately. That former masked face that hides her contempt when she uses it.

That was the same look she wore the day Papa first brought Amanda to us.

“Welcome” We replied trying to appear all smiley from the way we exposed our teeth in something that can serve as a smile.

“How is your father doing?” She asked making straight to papa who was just looking on with a smile.

“Darling how are you” She addressed papa seating beside him on the edge of the sofa. Her hands placed warmly on his fore head and right hand rubbing his thighs.

“Am fine my dear” Papa replied appreciating her with a smile.
“I hope you have eaten and what about your medications have you taken that yet?” she asked again with a concern and care oozing out from her words.

Jessy looked at me intently as we both looked on watching Amanda pet papa.

“Yes Jessy made soup and i have taken my medicine. thank you very much dear” Papa said patting her back gently.

“Uncle!!!” Ryan yelled slipping down from Amanda’s grasp and ran to me jumping into my body with reckless abandon.
My stare skipped from Jessy to papa and then Amanda. The atmosphere was tense and a cloud loomed seeming to unleash a talkless rain.

Papa let out a loud sigh buttered into a pinch of groan as he sat up.

“Amanda please have a seat, their is something we need to discuss” Papa addressed her adjusting himself a little.

I watched on as Amanda look intensely as papa then me, shrugs and heads towards a vacant sofa beside papa’s. * *

“Williams family please come into my office!!” The doctor announced on the intercom as we all sat with other patients in the hospital waiting lounge.

It was a day after our DNA test and the result was to be announced.

The indifference in Amanda’s face when papa rebuked her about passing such news to Chioma’s parents was scary.

Her aloofness as she just hung her face in her palms looking blankly as papa spoke out, though his voice sounded weak but the tone was nothing but serious.

Still recall the way her eyes popped immediately papa mentioned that a DNA test was to be carried out to confirm Ryan’s paternity.

Her eyes turned dim and look blunt. Papa’s stern warning still made me realize he still was the man he used to be deep down.

“Listen to me carefully, If you destroys my son’s marriage with this your unfounded malarkey, you will see the other side of me”

The unchanging smell of the hospital filled my nostrils as we entered into the hospital on the day we were to collect the result of the DNA test done the previous day.

Papa walked on his on without using his usual walking stick, Jessy have changed all his medications and made sure she was always around to administer them.

Amanda walked along Ryan who always tried to run ahead of the group.
I stood behind saying silent prayers for the result to turn out negative. it may be a way to save my marriage and salvage the little shattered pieces of my life.

Amanda was strangely very jovial and cheerful since the day began. she wore a smile from the very first minute she woke up.

I had stayed in papa’s house from the day we came on Jessy’s request so that way one of us will always be available and watch papa’s health.

She gently tapped a knock on my pushing it open almost immediately like she always does.

“Good morning sky” She greeted with a smile the lip gloss she wore shimmering under the light *I wonder if she just wakes up and makes up immediately**

Her exaggerated bumz made the mini flimsy gown she wore find it difficult to cover pass her a#s region even though she allowed one of the two tiny sleeves slip down her elbow.

“Good morning” I replied feigning indifference but avoided any eye contact.

“Sweety your breakfast is ready” she intoned giggling out forming a flirty smirk.

The cold stern i shot at her without uttering a word was enough to show her words held no water even though it was obvious a lot of sarcasm was buried within it.

The way she swayed her bumz in a very intense manner as she bundled herself out of the room taking each steps as slow as she could entertain still chuckling.

Now that we are in the hospital, her hearty laughs and cheerful mood sold out a transparent confidence and it scared me to imagine what is according her such disheartening confidence.

Jessy walked in into the hospital waiting lounge, her brisk hard strides were complimented by knocking sound her high heeled shoes made on the ceramic floor.

“Sky, come here” She blurted out on getting to where i sat in the lounge dragging the edge of my shirt in a bid to drag me up. not even a hello to papa and amanda.

“What is it Jessy” I asked on getting to a tight secluded corner where she dragged me to.
Away from the hearing range of anybody in the lounge.

“I gave those pills to Wilson, he confirmed that those pills are actually Haimdal’s pills just like i suspected” Her eyes blinked at more interval than normal.

I was dumbfounded. my tongue went numb and throat felt like it was tied, only my face betrayed my look being subconsciously fixed at Jessy mopping on like a moron.

“Sky it is either the doctor mistook those drugs for some other drugs or Amanda added those drugs to medications because Wilson doubts if any doctor would make such mistake” Her voice was shaky and cracked obvious fear emanating from it.

I really hope their is a rational explanation this but the second possibility scared the be-jesus out of me.

I and Jessy walked back to the lounge after agreeing to commence a close watch on Amanda. The doctor’s voice rang from the intercom just after i settled down with Jessy.

The professional smart look on the doctor’s look with a set of exposed teeth same in colour with his flowing lab coat.

The doctor handed the white paper to me which i passed to Jessy after mopping at it for more than 60seconds without understanding anything else but the names written in a scattered alien-like handwriting typical of most doctors.

..To be Continued..


>>

You are a very CUTE person.

.

..



Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.

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