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Hungry Wish [Read it]


A hungry man was walking on a desert
and saw a lamp half buried in the sands.
He rubbed it and a genie suddenly
appeared. The genie said, "You have only one wish
to make, use it wisely." The man happily said his wish, "Give me
something to eat which will never end." The genie said, "Here, have some
chewing gum."


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Like papa always say “be careful when your enemy suddenly starts smiling at you”.
He had a little fall out with mama in the morning and mama got angry, he had refused her some money that she demanded for.

In the afternoon he came back and mama had made a sumptuous meal; onugbo soup and pounded yam with a lot of fish which happened to be papa’s favourite.

Papa was busy eating and nodding while moulds of yam fufu coated greedily with large amount of soup and fish took turns to go down his throat.

I, barely 8, was seated beside him enjoying my own share of the delicacy mimicking papa by nodding my head when i swallow a miniature version of the moulds he ate.

We didn’t know mama had snuck in and took twice of the money she asked for and went on her way, papa only found out later in the night when she came back with a large shopping bag full of goodies not just for herself, both jessy and i including papa.

Papa knowing he was duped with a good delicious delicacy, turned to me with a teary eyes from the long minutes of laughing and said. “Nnam, be careful when your enemy starts smiling at you, it may yet be his greatest weapon”

This was my position with Amanda now, but in this case i was the enemy that suddenly started smiling and she already fell for it, turns out it was my greatest weapon.

The days following the on set of my game with Amanda was very eventful and interesting. My wedding date had already passed and i used it to assure her that getting married was no longer on my mind.

I had made out real time to always take both her and Ryan out, always ensuring i wore a silly smile while at it. Giving Jessy enough time and room to sort things out with the National Doctors Association (NDA) and our family doctor, Dr Odili.

It has been a week of constant turn of emotional build up and break down for her.
I had Jessy barge in on us on Tuesday she came to my house, Chioma hid as usual and while things were turning up Jessy barged in and all hell let loose.

At one time it was licia, the disappointing looks she wears each time she thinks things were already turning up only to get an unexpected visitor was priceless to me.

“Sky abeg come to state command police station” Jessy announced just immediately i picked her call. Picking my car keys, i drove towards the police station wondering what exactly took Jessy to the police station, hope she hasn’t gotten into trouble with the police.

I got to the police station and met jessy just on the police lounge flickering with her phone with full attention.
“Jessy whats wrong?” i blurted out jolting her out of the phonetical spell.

“ehee sky Thank God you are here” her face brightened up.

“so what happened” i enquired curiously peering into her face.
“Just follow me” she waved leading me deeper into the station which was remarkably neat and serene unlike an average police station except for occasional shouts of complaints from people in the cells, only to get the barking voice of a police man as a reply “heeei sharap dia, criminal!!”.

A neat smartly dressed police man sat inside the office Jessy took me to, he was too young and fine to be a police man and seems to be way up there in ranks, none the less his uniform of light blue shirt and black trouser fitted him perfectly.

“Mr sky right?” he uttered immediately jessy stepped in with me. I gave a light nod.
“i am Detective David” he said exposing a set of white teeth and extended hand for a handshake.

Turns out she was Jessy’s friend in the university and had joined the police force after school and his university degree took him way up there. Jessy had contacted him to help with the investigation alongside NDA.

He took us to another room, partially lit but mostly very dark and seemed soundproof from the outside. two hefty police men were flanking a figure seated weakly on small chair with dangling handcuffs.

The battered figure that served as doctor Odili was enough to show you that the slogan “Police is your friend” is just a metaphor.

“He was invited by NDA and confronted with the charges, he denied and we were charged to search his home and office. We found a large store of haimdal’s pills which is an illegal merchandise in the country except for authorized dealers” Detective David explained with Jessy nodding occasionally.

“We arrested him and after interrogating him our own way” he winced and smiled. “he confessed of manipulating the DNA test result and his involvement in an illegal deal of haimdal pills and helped your father’s wife get some”

I jerked as he spoke, disappointed and scared of what things would have been if we didn’t find out.
Can’t believe i trusted papa’s health with this man..

Getting home, i regaled the tales to Chioma who kept hooting and shouting as i talked with an endless flow of “Jesus!!!”. Told her our plan with the police about Amanda.

I set a date with Amanda for the evening after she had complained severally of people interrupting us each time.
“Dont worry, i promise this evening i will take you to the promise land, no interruptions” i had sang to her on the phone making her giggle.

I picked my phone and dialed licia’s number, have let her in on the latest game days earlier and she had concurred.

I employed her as my personal assistant/secretary in the office and a huge salary to go with, chioma gave her a 3bedroom flat apartment so she could move out of the canaan quarters, a part of the city known as a haven for runs girls. They may be up to 5 in one small room.

She was not just a best friend but a sister to i and chioma and lived up to it.
“Hello sky, good evening” her voice flickered out from the ear piece of my phone.

“lici, abeg where you deh?” i asked employing pidgin english, after all this was not the office.
“I deh house oo, wetin happen?” she chuckled in.

“abeg eeehn the maga deh show house today, i wan make you come watch show!!” my voice was a mixture of seriousness and laugh. A mischievous grin filled my face.

Her wild resounding laugh nearly blew my ear drum. “badt pikin so na like so u be ba- dont worry i deh show” it was a sandwich of laughs and words.

A faint car honk from the gate announced Amanda’s presence and chioma ran up stairs immediately to do her own part of the show.

I reshuffled my clothes and watched from the window as her 2013 camry taxied in letting out little shimmer due to the evening sun.

“Baby how are you” she sang out on entering the house. Am sure she spent long extra hours on that make-up.
Her eye lashes were long and smeared richly with mascara.

A flawlessly carved eye brow, pink lips stick and a white flimsy top with a lot of space for too many cleavages to peep out.

“Am very fine, just couldn’t wait to see you” i laughed out picking her from the ground in one swift swing making her chuckle and kiss me.

“Where is Ryan? ” i asked as we settled in my sitting room.
“He is with your father” she wink still beaming with a smile.

“Good very good, that means we have the whole time to ourselves” i took my lips deep into her getting an ever waiting reciprocal.

Her hands were straying fast as she was already yanking on my shirt to take it out. I took my lips down to her neck getting a soft soundtrack singing immediately from her.

Was allowing my hands stray down to her boobs giving them soft squeezes, her hands were grabbing the skin of my back and eyes shut tight.

“Everybody freeze, if you move i blow your brains out!!” a very loud barking voice thundered from no where. I jolted up immediately. Amanda followed, her eyes popped and mouth open. A chunk of surprised buttered into a larger amount of fear and confusion was all over her.

Detective David stood there, 5 hefty police men with skins as black as the black the uniform they wore, evidence of long hours in the sun communing with bus drivers.

They stood round the sitting room with the muzzles of the large rifles they were carrying pointing at us, i just hope none of them is drunk to avoid stories that touch.

Jessy was standing right next to David and licia was right on the other flank with her hands akimbo.
“Are you Mrs Amanda Ugwu?” David said calmly taking a couple of steps towards Amanda.

“Yes” she whimpered taking hold of my hands letting out shaky nods at the same time.

“Am detective David, from the state police command” he flashed his I.D card for what seemed like 3seconds then replaced it back on his b####t pocket.

“you are under arrest for attempted murder, tampering of medical report and usage of illegal drugs”

One of the huge black police men already yanking her off from my body, she was trembling as a rusty handcuff made clinging sounds as it hooks into her wrists.

“Sky!!” she cried out looking at me with a teary face. Chioma walked down slowly from the stairs, threw her hands around me and kissed me winking at Amanda.
She was the one that was in charge of alerting the police if Amanda arrives.

“sky you set me up!!” Amanda blurted out. Was that, tears were already freely flowing down as the cuffs were already in place on her wrists.

“You have the right to remain silent because everything you say will be used against you in the court of law” David chipped in.

“Oya move, idiot you deh yeye anyhow, you wan kill person papa ba!!!” the policeman who handcuffed her barked, Yanking her recklessly along with him.

Chioma threw her hands round my neck immediately the police dragged Amanda out and their car zooming off, Jessy joined the hug her arms going round my neck and Chioma’s.
“Licia come over here” jessy called out to licia who was standing looking at us. She came over and joined the hug.

“It’s over” I muttered to myself with a large sigh, my hands holding them tightly.

..To be continued


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April-fool [Read it]


On 2nd April As Akpan Was Coming Back From School,he Was Jubilating,singing Praises,"as He Went Home His Father Called And Said"this One U Are So Happy Like This"what Is It?Hmm! Papa U Will Not Undersd"said Akpan"infact Papa I Have Made It.And His Father Said Ok Now Can U Tell Me What It Is,,.Akpan Said 'papa, I Have Win Free Education And I Will Be Send To U.S.A To Go And School There For Free.His Father Said No Problem But When Are U People Traveling? Akpan Said On 20th Of Dis Month Papa.Ok B/4 That Time I Will Know What 2 Do,'said His Father.He Started Preparing For Him, He Sold His Only Car And Even One Piece Of Land That Belong 2 Him,he Also Went 2 The Bank And Boro #500.000.As He Was Doing All This Things He Never Discursed Any Thing To Akpan Until 19th Night As He Finished,he Called His Son"akpan"and He Answered''sir'and His Father Said 2 Him,u Know U Will Travel Tomorrow 2 U.S.A,so As U Will Go There Try And Read Hard,hiee! Akpan Shouted Nd Said'Dat Was April Fool Oo.Guess Wat Akpan Father Do 2 Akpan.


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We make the world we live in and shape our own environment.

~ Orison Swett MardenRelated

At first semester, paul enjoyed life, f----d 3 freshers and clubbed forgetting that he made a promise to God. Towards the
end of first semester, he had a dream seeing an old man in
white gown reminding him of
the promises he made before he got his admission. He woke up and began to cry, he cried and realized he didn’t fulfilled his
promises. The following week, he
joined a fellowship of one of his numerous girlfriends.
At the beginning of second semester, paul became a changed person. He stopped flirting and clubing. He joined bible
study and Prayer units. He was so fervent in the service that he barely missed any of the weekly
programs and activities, you would always see paul at every campus religious gatherings and events.
At 200level, he was made the bible study secretary of his
fellowship. He was so diligent in the stewardship that he was made the president of his
Fellowship at 300level. All through this periods, paul was
binding and casting out demons and doing special miraculous
works. The entire campus could feel it that there was someone named paul.
He graduated from school and went for his NYSC and was
posted to a public secondary school in calabar, that was where trouble started………………….
TBC

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A lady worked at a meat
distribution factory. One day,
when she finished with her work
schedule, she went into the meat
cold room (Freezer) to inspect
something, but in a moment of
misfortune, the door closed and
she was locked inside with no
help in sight.
Although she screamed and
knocked with all her might, her
cries went unheard as no one
could hear her. Most of the
workers had already gone, and
outside the cold room it's
impossible to hear what was
going on inside.
Five hours later, whilst she was
at the verge of death, the security
guard of the factory eventually
opened the door.
She was miraculously saved from
dying that day.
When she later asked the security
guard how he had come to open
the door, which wasn't his usual
work routine.
His explanation: "I've been
working in this factory for 35
years, hundreds of workers
come in and out every day, but
you're one of the few who greet
me in the morning and say
goodbye to me every night when
leaving after work. Many treat me
as if I'm invisible.
Today, as you reported for work,
like all other days, you greeted
me in your simple manner 'Hello'.
But this evening after working
hours, I curiously observed that I
had not heard your "Bye, see you
tomorrow".
Hence, I decided to check around
the factory. I look forward to
your 'hi' and 'bye' every day
because they remind me that I
am someone.
By not hearing your farewell
today, I knew something had
happened. That's why I was
searching every where for you."
Be humble, love and respect
those around you. Try to have an
impact on people who cross your
path every day, you never know
what tomorrow will bring.



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She wants me to Fight for her, but No!...rnMy Grandfather fought forrnIndependence. That was the last war in my FamilyrnTree... I can't fight again!rn#BOLLY_SMART™®


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Who craz pass? [Read it]


Akpors waz behaving strange, his neighbours took him to a psychiatrik hospital. There in the hospital, the doctor decided to pratically test all the insane people brought including akpors. The doctor drew a door on the wall and asked all of them to go and open the door; immediately, they all rushed to the wall pushing it. Akpors stayed back and waz laughing.. Suprisingly, the doctor asked him why he did not join the others? and akpors replied: them be mumu them no know say the key to the door dey for my pocket.... Abeg between akpors and rest insane people, nah who csaz pass?


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Akpors was at the beach
enjoying the sunshine when
a lady walked up to him and
asked;”are you RELAXING?
Akpors said; no i’m Akpors.
Another one came with the
same question. Akpors got
angry and shouted; NO I’M
AKPORS.
He got up and left the spot to
for a different one. He saw a
guy and asked him; ARE YOU
RELAXING?
The guy said yea! Akpors
slapped him and said NO BE
YOU DEM DEY FIND SINCE?…



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Bag of Money [Read it]


Akpos  boy found a bag of money and called an FM radio station saying…


Akpos: Hello, I found a lost bag with $700,000.00, an ID card and a master card belonging to one Mr Victor James, Plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi.


Presenter: You are such an honest boy! So, I believe you want to return the bag?


Akpos: No! Am I crazy? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him. Play me, “MY HELPER OOO…


 


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Safe cracker [Read it]


The local bank near a large prison had a problem opening their safe one day. Seems that the mechanisms working the combination failed, so they called the prison to seek help.
The prison had a convicted safe cracker in custody. They released him under guard and took him to the bank to see if he could open their safe.
The convict worked on the lock for quite a while but finally he was able to open the safe.
The bank president was delighted to see his safe opened without having to have it ruined in the process, he turned to the safe cracker and said, “Thanks for helping us out here, how much do we owe you?”
The safe cracker replied, “Well the last time I did one of these jobs I got about $100,000!”Related

JOB INTERVIEW! [Read it]


INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good.
MAN: Bad.
INTERVIEWER: Come.
MAN: Go
INTERVIEWER: Ugly
MAN: Fine
INTERVIEWER: U're wrong!
MAN: U're right!
INTERVIEWER: Shut up!
MAN: Keep talking!
INTERVIEWER: Ok now stop all that.
MAN: Ok now carry on all that.
INTERVIEWER: Get out!
MAN: Come in!
INTERVIEWER: Oh my God.
MAN: Oh my Devil.
INTERVIEWER: U're Rejected.
MAN: I'm selected.


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the 3 pastors [Read it]


[6:27 PM]: Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away. Another said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"


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If you steal someone’s Husband, it is rude;

But if you steal her Maid or Servant,

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It is Unforgettable, Unforgivable and Unpardonable!Related

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Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya.


Budha ladki se bola: Sorry…


Ladki: Andha hai kya….. Dikhta nahi hai… Is umar mein bhi ye sab… Pata nahin kahan se aa jaate hain!!!


Yeh bolkar jaise hi woh ladki aage badhi, ek handsome sa ladka us se takra gaya.


Ladka: Sorry…


Ladki, sharmaate hue, “Koi baat nahin. it’s okay!!!


Wo budha uncle ye sab dekh raha tha. Woh agey bada aur ladki se pucha: MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??Related

Shouted..then oga said to akpos,akpos u are ryt think the fault is in this kitchen...so akpos turned to madam and said madam u wait here and try it nw,akpos ran to the sitting rum and shout "madam" then madam replied akpos talk and let me leave here and akpos asked who be junior real papa,na oga abi gateman.then the madam shouted "ahh honey akpos is definately ryt, I think there is smething wrong with dis my kitchen..but b4 she could knw oga has already fainted...


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After so many disturbance, Joy has finally decided to give it to Akpos for the first time since today is valentine, but prior to her acceptance. Joy had to confess to Akpos about her childhood illness which have been making her not to give it to him. She informed Akpos that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at maturity at 12 years old. Akpos stated that it was OK because he loved her so much and don`t mind.  “I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you could deal with that once we start.” She said, “Yes I will and learn to live with your infant penis. beside it will even make my pussy not to get wide”.  Joy and Akpos enter their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Joy put her hands in Akpo’s pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Akpos ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, “You told me your penis was the size of an infant!” “Yes it is: 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long!, ie a full infant”

HAPPY VAL!!!!!!!
share this to your friends and make them laugh



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Two Pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.

After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, “Wow! This is the very best sex I had in years: I wonder how the girls are doing?”Related

Twin names [Read it]


My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins today. He told me he is tired of regular names for twins like Taiwo and Kehinde, Peter and Paul, Victor and Victoria. So he asked me for some suggestions and I gave him these swaggalicious names for his twins:

Copy and Paste
Find and Replace
Clearing and Forwarding
Dolce and Gabbana
Goodness and Mercy
Facebook and Twitter
Input and Output
Open and Close
Tom and Jerry
BB and Apple
Tithe and Offering
Praise and Worship.

But he said he still wants more, Can you kindly help with some names?


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Good Morning!!!

Did you know the key to success is to do what you love most.

Have been neglected by so many people, but picked up by some other people "What does that mean" #Smile# "dat means if one does not appreciate your effort, some others will" Never Loose Hope. There is a word I believe in, which is #FAITH#, I ain't rich but far from poverty, I believe in one tin, which is #BE WHAT YOU ARE#, God has given evri1 in dis life 1 or 2 Talent, do not imitate others (positive aspect), because that same person you want to imitate might be looking up to you as a role model.

Stay Blessed, and have a Peaceful day ahead


Happy Sunday!!!


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oh my God [Read it]


Warning! Explicit Content.


An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini. "I want to feel your breasts," he exclaimed. 


"Get away from me, you crazy old man," she replied. 


"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars." He says. 


"Twenty dollars? Are you nuts!? Get away from me!" 


"I want to feel your breasts. I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS," he says. 


"NO! Get away from me." 


"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS," he says. 


She pauses to think about it, but then comes to her senses and says, "I said NO!" 


"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he pleads. 


She thinks, well, he is old, and he seems harmless enough and five hundred dollars is a lot of money, "Well, ok, but only for a minute," she says. 


She loosens her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel and then he starts saying, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD..." while he is caressing them. 


So out of curiosity, she asks him, "Why do you keep saying 'Oh my god, oh my god'?" 


While continuing to feel her breasts he answers, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars??"


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Mr biggs guy [Read it]


I was in Mr Biggs yesterday When I noticed i
desperately needed to MESS
They were playing Dorobucci
The music was loud,so I timed in MESS
with the beat of the music
I was realising my MESS alongside with the music,so
that nobody will hear the sound of the MESS,thou d
music was loud
When I finished I began to feel better
I looked around and noticed that everybody in d
Restaurant frowned and Staring @me...
Then I realise that I was Listening to the Music with
mai #Earpiece...
#I_Almost_Fainted...happy sunday fellas


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ALINCO: Akpos, i Just bought a new Samsung Galaxy
Tablet.
AKPOS: Sorry Bro. Get well soon.


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WRITE UP BY DINDY: BELIEVE IN GOD
Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this write up.
When you feel life is hard and wicked to you.
When you feel so weak to continue with life.
When you feel regrets of your existence.
When you have no one to trust.
When you don't feel you have an essence in life.
When you feel away from life itself.
Put your head down and pray.
look deep down into yourself and say "I will survive this life".
look down deep into your soul and say "I am more than I limit myself".
No matter how bad or hard it may look.
Never doubt yourself.
Never downgrade yourself.
Never stop fighting for the good you believe in.
Never stop fighting for the love you feel.
Never loose hope.
Never give up.
Never feel disappointed.
Never feel you are left behind.
Never feel alone.
Never feel lost.
Believe and trust in God.
Believe and have faith in God.
When you believe in God.
He will get you to where you are might to be.
He will guide you and protect you.
He will open up your wonderful and great imaginations.
He will heal you of your pains and sorrows.
He will never leave you alone.
He will fight for you.
He will stand by you.
He loves you.
Always remember these words and smile because life is easy with GOD by your side and in it.
ALWAYS BELIEVE IN GOD
MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP FOR. LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. THANKS FOR READING.
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Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.


So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, “Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore.”


So she drove the boat to shore. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television.


She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, “Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I’m having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook the dinner, and wash the dishes.”Related

Newly Married woman returns from Honeymoon…

Her friends:-”kahan -kahan ghum aai?”..



She:-”Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali.”.



Her friends:-”Hmm kya kya dekha?”…



She:-”bajaj, orpat, anchor, orient PSPO ke ceiling fans” ????Related

Akpos was in the back of his hummer jeep and came across a poor man eating grass on the roadside.he ordered the driver to stop, he came down and walked to the poor man.'why d u eat grass'.asked Akpos.'because i dont av money to buy food'.answered the poor man.and Akpos said.'ok.come to my house'.the poor man replied.'i have seven children and a wife with me'.
'ok,let them join you'.they all entered the car.on the road the poor man said to Akpos.'you are so kind for taking me and my family to give us for'.
'no..o,is just dat the grass in my house is fresh,big and 4 feet tall i think it wil d u for today.


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You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.

~ Tony GaskinsRelated

episode 2
SKYBEAUTY: sky can you imagine the type of little girl daddy brought here as a wife?
I read through as i opened a whatsapp message from Jessy, saved her number with skybeauty.
ME: Honestly i really dont know what to say about it ooo, but when did daddy marry her na.
SKYBEAUTY: Maybe that what the busy he was always saying he was, he was busy doing her marriage
rights.
ME: But that Amanda shaa, daddy can easily pass for her ancestor, how could she agree to this.
SKYBEAUTY: This boy are u that dumb? its money jooooor **laughing face**
ME: Abi, i thought as much anyway daddy don try shaa, as long as she makes him happy am ok with
it.
SKYBEAUTY; Brb step sis…..oh i mean step mum is calling me from the kitchen…**laughing face**
ME: mumu go jooor….
Amanda turned out to be a very nice person even though Jessy never like her that much.
I on my own part feels indifferent about my dad having a new wife but i cant help always feasting my
eyes on those round firm boobs which she always makes sure a lot of cleavage peeps out.
And those kim kerdashian kinda of bumz that forces gravity to act mercilessly on my eyes each time
i’m close to her and i could swear she sees me mopping at her.
Could tell from the slight smirk she puts on whenever she is in my presence.
The evil low waist trousers that clearly shows off a good part of her upper panties or those skimpy
skirts or gowns she always clad at home giving out those fleshy thighs threatening to run all the way
to her p**sy area , talk about those bum-shorts.
“Was this extra-sexy girl brought here to torment my life?” i cursed under my breathe anytime i jerked
off with a picture of her on my mind.
On that most beautiful day, dad have been out for 2days on a trip to God knows where, Jessy had
gone back to school 2 nights before which means i was left with this sexy nemesis at home.
The full blazing beam of the sun battered the earth, if you look hard enough you would notice
something like invisible steam oozing out from the ground showing u how baked and hot the ground
were.
Being in school all morning my brain was already what i could term as fried like plantain.
I hurried home, probably to enter the shower or better still the swimming pool.
On arriving home, i threw a weak greeting at Ahmed who was our gate man, i always found time to
stay and talk with him anytime i pass the gate.
His half hausa/half english accent riddled with heavy mimicry of igbo accent always got me rolling on
the floor with laughter.
“Walahi oga, this sun i don fry am for my brain kwo? Ahmed teased as i bundled myself into the gate.
“Ahmed abeg i will be beck to chat with you later” i threw at Ahmed as i made my way into the
compound.
Looking round our compound situated at independence layout in Enugu state, it was a fairly large
compound, a flower lawn at the right flank with a few swings and chairs one can relax on.
An average sized swimming pool with a few moveable bar tables occupied the other side, which was
were daddy and most of his friends stayed when ever they visited, nothing beats the laugh i have when
ever i see those pregnant men shirtless trying to do what u can term swimming.
The exotic car park just before the house, ladened 2black jeeps and other cars that seem to throw the
sun’s ray right back at it, our house a one storeyed duplex, 10rooms and 2sitting rooms, coated in a
beautiful white colour with brownish cream buttered in some desired places giving it a perfect colour
tone.
I crashed the door open, dropping my little back pack on the floor of the sitting room, peeling off my
clothes on the floor as i dashed to the guest bathroom beside the parlour to take a shower.
The image that stood before was shocking and exciting at the same time.
…To be Continued…

>>

Anita: sorry;that is not what i meant to say. what i mean is that i thought Tunde is in love with Stephie
Ann: what is wrong with you?why are you such a kill joy?
Anita: am sorry;am really sorry;is just that i was really thinking that Tunde and Stephanie will come together but am happy that you two are back together. good to know
Tina: better

Anita: sorry;excuse me
Tosan: hey girls lets celebrate
Tina: yes
Ann: let me go and get the wine(curtain)
Chioma: i can't believe that we are both living in same hostel
Stephanie: there are something you never wish for but they just happen and the ones we wish for never did come to past
Chioma: things really happen without been planned for but when they happen,we learn to accept it that way
Stephanie: yes;i never did thought that there will come a day when i will leave my friends and live somewhere else;never but circumstances drive me to it
Chioma: friends are like that;at one point in time they are inseparable but at another,they are two parallel that can never meet because change
Stephanie: just as lovers and people feelings
Chioma: yes;they all change because of time,time they say move all things likewise people feelings and likes because of time,day turn into night
Stephanie: that means God wouldn't have made time
Chioma: if there is no time,you wouldn't had been able to achieve things. its only with time our dreams come true
Stephanie: and it is only with time that we experience pain
Chioma: and it is also with that time that those pains go away
Stephanie: life really would had been nothing without time
Chioma: and time is the best gift that God as given us
Stephanie: i don't think so;i feel that life is the best gift
Chioma: i know that life is good but i still believe that time is;time add seconds;minutes;hours;days;weeks;months and even years to our suppose life
Stephanie: you right to some extend because if there is no time God wouldn't had made life and if there is no life;one will not be able to count time
Chioma: okay but we are saying same thing time is the best
Stephanie: you win
Chioma: you see;that is why they call me learned
Stephanie: naught you;lets go(curtain)

Desmond: are are you?
Georgina: an fine baby;i learnt that you were sick when you left school
Desmond: i was never sick
Georgina: what i meant is that you were emotionally sick. did you missed me that much
Desmond: and who told you those lies
Georgina: your mom told me and she said you want to see me
Desmond: my mom;she is one funny woman that know how to to toll with people feelings
Georgina: what did you mean by that?
Desmond: is nothing;lets forget about it;come on put a smile on that face,you look old whenever you get angry
Georgina: can you please carry me
Desmond: why would i?come here(curtain)

Michael: Long time
Tina: how are things with you?
Michael: i am fine;am still breathing
Tina: i learn that you and Stephanie break up
Michael: we did break up because of you right?that is what you wanted
Tina: how is it my fault?is it my fault that your lovely baby is not in love with you?
Michael: she may not be in love with me then but i was thinking as time goes on,she may end up coming back to me but you made act foolishly by feeding me with all those rubbish which blow my chances of being with her
Tina: you are the cause of your own problem;why would you want to rape her?you just pushed her into the hand of Desmond
Michael: why are you such a bad girl?you are always saying things that are not real. you and i know that Stephanie is in love with your very own Tunde but you kept saying those words to me. anyway now i know the truth that you are the one in love with Desmond
Tina: yes;you know the truth and so
Michael: you know you are in love with Desmond and you always made me believe that Stephanie is in love with him. you are evil;no one will ever be truthful to you and nothing good will ever happen to you
Tina: oh my God!please don't let anything bad happen to me. rubbish;did you see how scared i am because you told me those words. if i were you;i will go home and lick my wound because in everything am still the one with the best,am still with Tunde and you are the one heartbreaking not me and you are the one that will never get a chance of making up with Stephanie. so go home and cry loser(exit)
Michael: i never did blame you;am just a fool to get blinded by your words(curtain)

Alfred: everyone in this house seems to be minding their business
Ayo: is like everyone is keeping to himself. is just that they want to protect themselves and want to stay out of trouble
Tosin: really
Ayo: yes;if not,why is it that since we came back that communication gap is there
Desmond: where is Tunde?i want to go home on time
Alfred: he is not yet here,lets wait a bit
Desmond: if i decide to leave him;what will he say?
Tunde: i will say nothing after all is your car
Desmond: what is wrong with you?why will you always be so stupid?
Tunde: am stupid or you are the only stupid one here
Desmond: you all should tell him to keep his mouth shut and lets go
Alfred: is alright;shall we go
Tunde: i don't want to go with you. you can ride your airplane,am not leaving with you
Ayo: what is wrong with you?
Tina: go on Tunde;you don't have to wait for me. i still have class(enter Anita/Stephanie)
Alfred: hey long time
Stephanie: was going on
Tunde: i wonder if people don't have shame;they can date a boy because of money and still open their mouth to say they are in love with someone else and they are still flirting with that same boy(Desmond look at him)
Anita: Tunde;are you alright
Tunde: am fine;is just that i don't know why you decided to make friend with a cheap girl
Ayo: will you stop this rubbish
Tunde: are you scared of telling her that she is a prostitute
Stephanie: Tunde;did you just called me a prostitute
Tunde: yes(Desmond turn his face from them)if you are not;then proof it;is it not a prostitute that they pay money for her service
Stephanie: thank you very much for making a mockery of me and thank you for calling me a prostitute
Tunde: what are you?why are you acting like you are a saint?
Ayo: are you going insane
Tunde: i am not;am hundred percent sane. i am just trying to place this cheap girl where she belong
Anita: you are so disrespectful
Tunde: am not,respect is given to those whom deserve it
Tosin: so you are telling us that she doesn't deserve respect?
Tunde: yes;that is exactly what i meant
Stephanie: i may not deserve respect from you,do you know why?is because you are cheap just as you called me and cheap people don't give expensive things to other,remember respect is a very expensive thing so go home and lick your would,you are such a loser
Tina: see who is calling someone a loser;what are you?
Stephanie: i don't have time to battle words with you because you are nothing to me. just stay away from this
Tunde: no;let her finish her rubbish
Tina: why should i?
Tunde: she is a low life and one;who impose herself on others
Stephanie: did i impose myself on you?fine;i did say i love you maybe that is what is making your head swell but i tell this,you would had asked me when because i feel nothing for you,you are not my type
Tunde: you are a liar. you just want to act. if i accepted you,you would had fallen for me
Stephanie: why should i fall for someone that is not reasonable?you are foolish to think that up till now am still in love with you. you are far below my ideal man. excuse me losers(exit)
Anita: i don't like what you did to her
Tunde: i did nothing to her,am just telling her the truth
Alfred: let's go home
Ayo: shall we(at home)
Alfred: why did you defend her?you are hurt also
Desmond: but how can i defend her when she is having issues with my blood?
Alfred: so you are going to let him hurt her like that because he is your brother
Desmond: what can i do my brother is not like that before now;i don't know what have come over him and she is really not my friend anymore
Alfred: then sit him down;so he can stop this rubbish
Desmond: i will but i have to attend to something
Alfred: alright
Georgina: hi baby
Desmond: how are you?
Georgina: am fine baby
Alfred: was up with you
Georgina: nothing;i am looking up to you
Alfred: really(Desmond's phone rung)
Georgina: yes
Desmond: excuse me;let me take this call(exit)
Georgina: who is calling him and why is he going out to take the call?
Alfred: hey young woman;slow down which will i answer
Georgina: i should slow down?(enter Desmond)
Alfred: yes
Georgina: who just called you?
Desmond: is my course mate
Georgina: male or female
Desmond: what kind of question is that
Georgina: will you answer my question (she dragged the phone and check the call)is it Juliet
Desmond: yes;she is the one(she slapped him)what is wrong with you
Georgina: i will do it over and over again. am i not enough for you that you have to go after other girls
Alfred: he is not dating her
Georgina: will you keep quiet;am not talking to you (message enter his phone)oh!she is telling you thank you my love
Desmond: what is wrong with you?there is nothing going on between the both of us
Georgina: first it was that curse girl and now is this
Desmond: what curse girl are you talking about?
Georgina: Stephanie
Desmond: lets just end this issue because i might end up hurting you
Georgina: if i don't what will you do?
Desmond: i will not think twice than to hit you
Georgina: i will not;you have to tell me;why she is calling you,her love
Desmond: i owe you no explanation of how i live my life. excuse me(he dragged his phone from her and walked away)
Georgina: you are leaving?don't worry i will go with you,anywhere you go
Alfred: i don't think so;don't worry i will talk to him
Georgina: fine am waiting (curtain)

Juliet: hi baby
Desmond: will you stop calling me your baby or your love. what is going on,on that head of yours?
Juliet: nothing;is it a crime for me to call you baby?
Desmond: yes;it is
Juliet: come on;is only natural for me to you love after helping me
Alfred: stop;with the way you are going,you will put him in trouble
Juliet: that is never going to happen as long as he love me
Desmond: you are sick(enter Stephanie)
Juliet: i know you love me,just say it(she kissed him)
Desmond: will you stop(he pushed her)
Stephanie: get a room,stop fooling yourselves in a walkway
Desmond: Stephie;is not what you think(he held her hand)she is the one that stole a kiss from me;i did not do it,i swear there is nothing going on between the both of us. i don't love her
Stephanie: what is wrong with you?let go of me(she pull his hand from her)tell that to Georgina
Desmond: sorry;i wasn't suppose to explain anything to you. you are not my girlfriend
Stephanie: thank God you know (exit)
Juliet: who is that slot
Desmond: hey;just stay away from me (he walked away)
Alfred: Desmond wait;can't you see you are creating more problem for yourself,did i not tell not to help that girl?
Desmond: yes;you did but i just couldn't tell her no. lets go
Alfred: that outside;why are you explaining to Stephanie;when you can't explain to Georgina?
Desmond: she saw that girl kissed me,i don't want her to have negative thought about me
Alfred: just that?are you sure?
Desmond: yes that and i am sure
Alfred: or you have something that you want to protect
Desmond: something like what?
Alfred: your feelings
Desmond: here you go again. at least you heard it from her mouth that both of us are never dating
Alfred: that was then;what about now?tell me the truth? am your friend right
Desmond: there is no truth to talk about. lets go home



Anita: hey young woman;what is making you frown?
Stephanie: nothing;am not frowning or maybe am just stress up going back home with no one to talk to
Anita: you can always come home
Stephanie: i know but i don't want to
Anita: are you sure?
Stephanie: yes;Anita
Anita: yes
Stephanie: um....is Desmond having an affair with another girl
Anita: i caught you there,you saw Desmond with a girl
Stephanie: yes;i did saw them kissing. do you think he has another girl in his life?
Anita: i don't think so
Stephanie: are you sure
Anita: yes and what is it with the question?
Stephanie: nothing,you said he is not in a relationship
Anita: yes;i can smell jealous
Stephanie: what?am not
Anita: admit it anyway even if he has a lot of girls in his life;you are still his crush,so don't worry your position is secure right in his heart(she hit Anita)what?
Stephanie: that is not funny
Anita: alright later;i will see you in school tomorrow
Stephanie: take care(exit Anita)Stephie what is with you?don't tell me you are getting affected because you saw him with another girl?God!i don't understand this rubbish feelings anyway is his business if decided to go after every girl in campus. i have to start going home




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Christmus [Read it]


Notice
It is 9month before christmus if you want your child to be born on christmus day act now.


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A BABY SHARK [Read it]


Guy see me see wahala o!!!
my teacher enta class come ask us;
Teacher:what is a baby shark called
Me: a baby shark is called, SHAKITIBOBO!!!
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THE MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

EPISODE 9

I headed into the darkness of the night. I was filled with fear as i knew not where to go. Felinda gave me her telephone number. I blamed my parents for abandoning me in the first place. How could they be so heartless. They care not about what happens to me because i got pregnant. Despite the fact that i pleaded and begged them. I pitied other people who were blessed with understanding parents. If i had aborted the baby as Reginald told me, they wouldn’t have abandoned me. They wouldn’t have even know i was pregnant at all. But the consequences may be disastrous.

Firstly, sinning against God double inorder to cover one sin committed.
Secondly, i may never get pregnant again.
I decided to accept my fate.I searched for where to lay my head that night. I saw an uncompleted building and moved in. I prayed earnestly for God’s protection. I remembered my daughter and wept bitterly.

I thought of Mama Theresah and concluded that i will narate my ordeals to her the following day when i eventually find her.

In the middle of that same night, i heard footsteps. I curled up, listening attentively. They were coming into the uncompleted building. My heart started beating faster, i heard their voice, they were men. A cold shiver ran through me.

Then entered and saw me, immediately, i saw them bring out their weapons. Guns, axes and cutlasses. They were six in number. I was able to count them because one of them shone a little torch towards me.
“i mean no harm please. Don’t kill me” my voice was shaky.

“Who are you and what do you want here?” One of them barked and pointed the torch at my face.

“ Antoinette ?” I was shocked as i heard him call my name. He called me again “Is that you?” At this i nodded while still looking at his face to find out who he was. I finally got it.
“Alfred” i called him.

Alfred used to be my classmate until i got pregnant and stopped school. I used to help him his class work and assignment back in those days. During exams, i wrote answers in piece of paper, squeezed it and threw it to him.

“Dagger, you know her?” that was the question his members started asking him.

I kept looking at his face in disbelief as he nodded his head in affirmation. He told them to keep back their weapons.
That night i slept at his place. He told me to sleep on the bed while, he slept on the floor.

When it was morning, i narrated my ordeals to him. When i got to my escapade with Edwina, he breathed heavily, lowered his head and looked at me for a very long time. I was suprised when he told me that he’s Edwina’s agent and that he can help me get back my daughter because of the things i did for him back in school.
There was a knock on the door.
is it Edwina?

Has she discovered that i escaped?
has she come to tell Alfred to find me with his men? she knew she would be in trouble if i escape.
Alfred hid me under his bed as he went to open the door.


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1 badshah ko 1 ladki pasand aa gayi.
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha, badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me
bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar badshah k darbar me nahi aya toh
badshah ne sunar ko giraftar karne k liye Sipahi bheje.
jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko
dhundne me madat karega use 1kg sona diya jayega. Fir bhi sunaar
nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar ko chupne me madat karega use
sooli pe chadaya jayega. Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko
saja dega fir bhi sunar nhi mila
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne rajya mei dhoonda fir bhi sunar nhi
mila
Aur aakhir sabh siphaiyon ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt aise
barbad hua jaise Aap ka is message ko padhne me hua…jis ka koi
matlab nhi.
Hasna mat, mere sath bhi aisa huwa tha..
kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo!vRelated

AYOMIDE'S ADVENTURE EPISODE 16

Ladies don't mind me o,not all
Ladies like money but 80percent of
them,some ladies don spoil d image of
the rest,same with guys,some ladies
already made up their mind that all
Guys are the same which is wrong,
their are still many guys out their
Which still loves you and not after
Sex or any other thing...so back
to business...
After some little preparations
in francisca's house,we set to leave,
I have already bought that codeine
Which I plan to mix with their
drinks,none of them is being left out,
even my francisca must taste out of this
mixture,off we go,we boarded a cab which
Carry us to the state capital,then we finally
took bike which later carry us to our final
destination which is PROSPEROUS gardens,
It was already full of crowd,come and see
how red and white dey flow..
we reach the place
at exactly 5:45pm,it was already crowed but not
Withstanding,their is still enough space for
Us to stay and enjoy ourselves,I already to sleep
At the hotel,with this girls,we got a seat for ourselves,we set up our table with some sweet
Drinks at first,it was for the ladies,it was just
a camouflage anyway,I and ola stood up and left
the girls on their seats...
We went inside to book rooms for ourselves,
We are seven in number,so I book a room for
myself and francisa,olamide and his girl,the girls
have one room each,each room cost me #8000,I spend a sum of #56,000 only on room,normally
I should have booked just a room for the three
girls but it won't allow my plan to work out..
I really wasted a lot of money..
As we finish room-booking,I went
to the bar,to get three bottles of
wine,olamide help me in mixing the
codeine with the three bottles of
wine,the girls were already enjoying
themselves at the hotel's club,they
were enjoying both their pepper soup,
drinks and the song DJ were playing,
Omo come see as people dey look us
where we were sat,I come be like
a superstar,money good o,hmm...
As we reach where the girls are,
they were not surprise to see us with
wine,I think they were thinking
in their mind that the wine is meant
for us,not knowing its meant for all
of us..but olamide is really wise o,
He didn't add this codeine to the
three wines,he added it to just
only two,so the one that remain is
meant for both of us,the girls were surprised
to see me when I opened the wine and
Poured it out into their glasses...
I was praying make dey drink am fast,
but this girls no touch this wine for like
30 minutes,I was not happy but I never
show it,shey this ladies no go spoil my
show this night now,I was really depressed,
my babe was sitting next to me,so something
came into my mind make I come give it to
her myself,if I tell her make she drink am herself
E go be like I dey force her,so I move closer
to her and
give her a little out of it,I told her make she
sip it,even if you took a little out of this
drink which was already mixed with another
substance,you will still be intoxicated...
Come see how the other girls
dey drink am,its not a bitter
wine,its sweet and alcoholic,
e come be like say na francisca
dey control their life,after they
finish the first cup,they are already
loosing control of themselves,I pour
another cup into it,I also am already
tipsy o,because I and olamide was
about to finish a whole bottle of
wine,but our own case is still
better because we no add anything,
but does girls are no more themselves,
I come get another courage to kiss
my francisca,our mouth were smelling
liquor already but who sends?,I draw
her closer as olamide draw his own
closer also,as we both started kissing
our girls,I really romance francisca
Very much on that spot,I think the
other girls cannot take this again,
they were emotionally carried away,I was
Spying on them,they were not comfortable
even,esther was not herself again,as they
finally stood up and went up to the main
Stage where others were dancing,everywhere
was bubbling,I kissed francisca a lot this
time around,likewise olamide,he did some
finger work to the girl wey she carry come
on that spot,he mad man,d gel is really very
Tipsy,and who sends??,every other people
in the club were already tipsy also,so no way
to be shameful,I no mind anything,I just
continue my mouth work with francisca
Francisca dey kiss gan o,she wanna eat up
my mouth,me too I no carry last o,as she dey
give me,I just dey return am,no dulling,
I whispered into her ears,"let's go into
our room,and enjoy ourselves more than this"
Okay baby,I really wanna feel you inside me
this night"she retorted....
Ohh she finally stood up,come see how she
Dey shake for ground,she pick up her glass and
finish the remaining alcohol left inside,as we
finally find our way to our room,I waved at ola
Who was busy doing his handwork with her bae.

TO BE CONTINUED....

>>

The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

~ ChanakyaRelated

Hostel student to his friend:-

Bhai dhoka ho gaya dhoka !!!

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Friend :-

Kya ho gaya…???

Student :-

Ghar se books ke liye paise mangvaaye the,

Gharwalo ne books hi bhej di…!!!Related

There is this fine girl that work as a sale girl in a boutique close to Akpos house.
It happened that the girl resumed work newly in the place.
One day, as Akpos was passing, the girl smiled at him and he smiled back with surprise.
The next day, the same thing happened.
It kept happening like that for months.
Akpos developed interest in the girl but he is a shy type. He don’t know how to approach her.
He woke up one day and concluded that he must toast the girl that day.
"After all she is not going to kill me." he said to himself.
In order for him to look good he went and bought new dress.
As he was going to the girl’s shop in evening with the new dress, the girl sighted him and started laughing.
When he got there he says “Hi fine girl, I can see you like me”
The kept on laughing.
“what’s making you to laugh?” he asked.
After several minutes of laughing she then say to him “I thought you had only one cloth”.




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Tracy’s Room.
“We have to report to the police”
Tracy said amidst tears.
She was helping obaz to massage his ankle
with a
towel soaked in hot water.
“No Baby. I don’t really think that is
necessary.”
“I have something better in mind”
Obaz replied.
He was now calm but still sober.
“What do you mean by something better
dear?”
“Your brother is dead. We have to make sure
the
people who did that face the law”
Tracy spoke again,,crying.
Obaz laid his back on the bed and looked at
the
ceiling. The fan rolling slowly as if to give him
a
signal.
“Zick is definitely going to pay for this”
“But it won’t be through the police”
He gave a surprising smile.
“Baby please don’t do anything rash. I don’t
want
anything to happen to you”
“We have lost your brother,,i can’t afford to
lose
you too”
Tracy said as she sat on the bed very close to
him.
He sat up and looked into her eyes with
another
surprising smile. Even at a sad time like this
she
still looked really beautiful. She was dark in
complexion just as he preferred. And he
always
loved caressing her skin because of its
tenderness.
He used the back of his hands to wipe the
tears
from her eyes.
“Don’t cry no more” he said.
“Everything will be fine”.
He planted a soft kiss on her already wet lips.
Then
he kissed her again this time continuously but
very
slowly.
She returned the kiss too and they were now
in a
romantic mood.
Both of them had to forget what had
happened or
at least find a way to suppress the pain they
felt.
He kissed the left side of her neck and she
started
to respond slowly with soft moans. Those
kisses
must really be driving her crazy. The neck
kissing
continued as he placed his right hand on her
right
Bosom. It was firm and at attention. He
started to
handle the Bosom and then used his finger to
pinch
the tip lightly. Then he put his mouth and
began to
suck it.
“Uuuhhh….” Tracy moaned.
He licked around the areola with his wet
tongue
deliberately avoiding the Tips. She was going
crazy. She pressed his head closer signalling
him
to lick it. Obaz raised his head up,,looked at
her
and smiled. He went back to work.
He started to lick and suck her right Bosom
and
then move to her left Bosom one after the
other.
Then he put his left hand inside her panties.
He
felt the warmth coming out from her pùssy
which
was already wet. He pulled her panties for
easy
access then he dipped his “Bleep you finger”
into
her tight but wet pùssy and then removed it to
rub
her clít.
“Uuuuummm….yeaaa” Tracy moaned again
loudly
this time. she bit her lower lip.
Her püssy was tight yea. Obaz was definitely
the
only one she was fùcking. She was loyal and
faithful to her man as hell. And obaz loved her
the
more for that.
Now he left the Bosom to work on her clít. He
was
massaging it harder and by this time her
moans
filled the room. He’d put his middle finger in
her
püssy and massage her clït fast. Now he was
finger fçking with his middle finger and using
his
thumb to press it.
“Uuuhh…uummm…yeaaa”
“Aaaahh…hmmm”
Filled the room.
After a while,,tracy got up and asked him to
lie
down. She knelt beside him on the bed and
helped
pulled off his boxers. Obaz’s Joystick was
already
rock hard. It was 8 inches long. She smiled as
his
Joystick was at attention facing the ceiling.
She looked at his Joystick one more time and
then
looked at obaz.
They both knew what she needed to do and
she
went to work in no time.
She used her soft palms to rub his Joystick
down
and up first while she lubricated her mouth
with
enough saliva. Obaz always loved the hand
job. But
there was nothing he enjoyed more than the
blöw
job.
She then put her mouth on his Joystick.
Licking
around the tip first. Then she put her whole
mouth
over his Joystick as if to swallow it. Her
mouth
was warm.
“Aaaaah…Damn!” obaz groaned softly.
She always felt encouraged when her man
makes
such noise. Now she went to work. Sucking
faster
and slower in a rhytmic movement. Tracy was
enjoying this as much as obaz. She played
with his
firm scrotum(balls) with her left hand as she
went
up and down his Joystick with her well
lubricated
mouth.
Obaz quickly stretched his left hand to her
püssy
and began massaging her clít again. She was
still
wet.
After a while tracy felt his knees jerking so she
quickly stopped. Climbed over him and sat on
his
Joystick. She rode him cow girl style. She kept
going up and down as they were both
moaning.
“Pa! Pa!! Pa!!!” went the sound as her
Buttocks
were hitting his pelvis.
She slowed down her movement at a
point,,bent
over and began to kiss him as obaz put his
hand
behind to squeeze her Buttocks. He was
rocking it
back and forth.
Tracy felt she was going to Pour soon and she
went faster again. This time obaz tried to
move
from under too.
Then he asked her.
“Do you want my cüm in you”
She replied.
” yes baby I want your fcking cüm in me.
Uuuuuh”.
After some minutes,,they both climaxed at
almost
the same time and tracy layed on his
chest,,tired,,
with his dicck still in her püssy. After a while
she
passed out.
But obaz was still awake.
He looked at the ceiling fan rolling again. He
smiled.
WHAT COULD HE BE THINKING?
To Be Continued…

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