#Adult Hindi SMS Jokes Hashtag:


Kid Pappu Apni Maa Se Puchta Hai: “Maa Mein Tumhari Shadi Ke Bad Hi Kyu Paida Hua?”



Maa: “Tumhe Bahar Aane Ka Rasta Nahi Malum Thha, Tumhare Dad Ne Khod Khod Kar Rasta Banaya“Related

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha.



Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte ?”



Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“Related

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Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Ex-Girl Friend:

Hey, How are you doing These Days ?

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Boy: Haath Se !!! ????Related

That Awkward Moment, When Sunny Leone Is On Stage In Comedy Nights With Kapil And Sidhu Paji Says “Thoko Thoko”…!!Related

Ladka, Ladki ke Baap Se: Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!!

Baap: Kyun ??

Ladka: Kyunki Ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai…Related

BJP : Congress is corrupt.

Congress : BJP is corrupt.

AAP : BJP & Congress both are corrupt.
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Common man : The Porn Video I downloaded is corruptRelated

Girl:- “Aaj mera birthday h, Mujhe kya gift
doge.?”

Boy:- “Wo saamne black colour ki BMW dekh rhi ho.?”

Girl (khush ho k)- Haan haan.

Boy:- Us colour ka
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Lawda…:p :p :d :d >…

Mindblowing…..

Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop.

Salesman: Please come inside & choose.

Santa: Bhosadike tu bahar aa aur mera choos…bhenchod!!!!!
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A gujrati couple busy in sex..son asked- papa shu karo cho?papa-mummy ma petrol bharu chhuSon-average check kari nakho saware to uncle tanki full kari gayo. =)) =DRelated

Doctor to female patient :-
U r looking so weak & exhausted… R u taking 3 meals a day as I had advised u ?

Female patient :-
“uski maa ki“..
Where is Your compounder who typed 3 Males a day.!…

Spelling is also important..!!????Related

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, “Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty khul kar aaye.Related

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Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Ki Soch



Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se: “Aaj Kal Ladke Itni Dheeli Jeans Pahente Hai, Ki Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Ki, Hamein Dekh Kar Kaisa “Feel” Kar Rahe Hai?“Related

Santa Badi Buri Halat Me Ghar Aaya

Sabne Pocha Kya Hua??

Santa : Mandi Me Anaj Bech Raha Tha “Gehoon-Le-Lo”

Unhone Samjha “Gay-Hon-Le-Lo”Related

A fat electrician while having sex asks her wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?

Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam haiRelated

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

3 Facts of Life
Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.Related

Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?

Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj PROPERTY Ke 14 Tukde Nahin Hote.Related

Santa Ek Din Bada Khush Sa Hoke Ghar Aya Aur Apne Baap Ko Bola.
Santa: “Daddy Daddy, Mera Lund Class Mein Sabse Bada Hai, Esa Mere Mein Kya Khas Hai?”
Santa Ka Baap Gusse Se Bola.
Daddy: “Bhonsdi Ke, Kyunki Tu 18 Saal Ka Ho Gaya Hai Aur Abhi Bhi 5th Class Mein Hai“Related

Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.Related

Ek gubbare waale ki dukan ke bahar likha tha:



Agar apne bacche ko gubbara nahi dila sakte to waqt pe gubbara chadha liya karo….!!:O X_X



samjdaar bachche kaha gye ??Related

Kahin Kaale-Gore lad rahe hai to kahin Hindu-Musalman..

Kahin Israel-Gaza to kahin India-Pakistan..

Pyaar to Bhenchod sirf Blue Flims me hi reh gaya hai..Related

Mehnat Itni Khamoshi Se Karo Ke Safalta Shor Machade.

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Pregnancy and Child Birth!Related

1935 me gandhi ji ne Mumbai me kaha tha
‘dusro ko khush karna hi sabse badi seva hai’
‘bus fir kya tha’
2 mahine baad vahan,
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GRANT ROAD khul gaya.????Related

Ek 16 Saal Ki Ladki Apni Dadi Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.

Ladki: “Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?”

Dadi: “Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Bijli Nahi Hoti Thi Isliye, Raat Ko Kon Aaya Aur Kon Gaya Pata Hi Nahi Chalta Tha.”

Samajh Mein Aaya To Like To Banta Hai. ????Related

Biwi: Sunoji, 1 hafta ho Gaya, aap chudai kyo nahi karte?

Husband: Tumhari behen ki shaadi hai’ na ?

Biwi: haa…to ?

Husband: Usko practice karwa raha huRelated

Positive attitude

DOCTOR to 86 Years Old Man:
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Dekhiye, Iss umar me jawan Ladki se Sex karna Maut ka karan ban sakta hai.

OLD MAN: I don’t care Bhenchod..
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SeX k baad Pati BRA dete hue- Ye lo apne “Doodh k Dhakkan”



Unsatisfied Wife-Gusse se,



Underwear dete hue-‘Ye lo apne Murday ka Kafn’Related

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How does a vagina luk before sex?

Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.

And after sex?

Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?Related

What Is The Meaning Of Lund?



Ek Danda Jiske Niche Do Anda,



Shikaar Karke Hi Hota Hai Thanda,



Ye Hi Hai Purusho Ka zhanda.Related

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(-Marathi Joke)Related

Dear Dollar [Read it]


Dear Dollar,You slut…
Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely
Indian RupeeRelated

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ke PENIS pe Madhu-Makkhi kaat gayi. He goes to a doctor with his wife.

Wife Sharmate Hue: Doctor Saab, Sirf Dard Ki Dawa Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.Related

Marwadi biwi ke sath naha raha tha.

Biwi ne saabun lagaya

Marwadi ka khada ho gaya??

Biwi gusse se

“Is ko chhota karo? Saabun abhi do hafte aur chalana he”Related

Hot Girl in Hot voice: Batao mere underwear me kya hai??

Batao??

Batao na?

Santa-(At his best)

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Elastic hi hoga..aajkal nade wali kaun pehenta hai? ????Related

Boy: Happy B’day.

Girl: ThankYou.

Boy: Tell me what do you want.

Girl: ummm Nothing.

Boy: No, tell me.

Girl: chod na:

Boy: chal. ????

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