#Adult SMS Jokes Hashtag:
A white man was on a …. [Read it]
A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man’s member shrink in cold water?Related
Banta: What is the s …. [Read it]
Banta: What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Santa: Skill is more important than the instrument…Related
Fake hair, fake nail …. [Read it]
Fake hair, fake nails, fake b**bs, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?Related
Santa(after watching …. [Read it]
Santa(after watching a boxing match): Crap, I am disappointed, it’s over in 2 minutes.
Jeeto: Good, now you know how I feel.Related
Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, …. [Read it]
Cooja, Mooja, Ooja, Kani, Mani, Pani, Mao, Bao, Lao, Zoo, Lo Shoo…
Oh my God! Hope you have not read it! This was the mantra for making your
Men are trained sinc …. [Read it]
Men are trained since birth:
That’s why their Happiness comes either from boobs or bottles!Related
*Yahoo chat* dude_8 …. [Read it]
dude_88: What’s your name?
cute_gl: I’m Laura. Yours?
cute_gl: Delhi se hun bhenchod! Lassun andar lele!Related
Mr Chu from China & …. [Read it]
Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed?Related
GRAND INSULT: You’re …. [Read it]
GRAND INSULT: You’re so ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!Related
Q: What’s the closes …. [Read it]
Q: What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn’t come everythings fucked.Related
A recent survey conf …. [Read it]
A recent survey confirmed that 87% of the women want to have sex after marriage…
My question is,
“Where are they?”Related
Why is sex like shav …. [Read it]
Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today… tomorrow you’ll have to do it again…Related
Santa, unable to sat …. [Read it]
Santa, unable to satisfy his wife, took Banta’s advice.
While having sex, he asked her: Do u feel any change?
Jeeto: Yes, today u r doing it like BantaRelated
Roses are Red Twitt …. [Read it]
Roses are Red
Twitter is Blue
You look bangable
So I’ll follow you!Related
Son: Dad, I want to …. [Read it]
Son: Dad, I want to be like you.
Dad (Feeling Proud): That’s so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Son: No Dad! I, too wanna fuck Deepa aunty… she is so f**king hot!Related
Girlfriend’s father …. [Read it]
Girlfriend’s father to Pappu, “How dare you took my daughters virginity?”
Pappu: I’m sorry, Sir. It won’t happen again!Related
Q: What is the diffe …. [Read it]
Q: What is the difference between men and mice?
A: Men run for the pussy and mice run from the pussy.Related
What do a gynecologi …. [Read it]
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can both smell it but they can’t eat it.Related
Q: What did the blon …. [Read it]
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?
A: If you’re not in bed by 12, come home.Related
Santa: If I sleep wi …. [Read it]
Santa: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
Wife: That you are a homosexual.Related
Women should have eq …. [Read it]
Women should have equal rights to men.
It would be awesome if women were allowed to walk around with their tops off! :thinking:Related
Jeeto and Santa see …. [Read it]
Jeeto and Santa see a hot girl.
Jeeto: So big, aren’t they?
Jeeto: Are they artificial?
Santa: I think natural.
Jeeto: Earrings and Natural?
Why is golf called a …. [Read it]
Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.Related
Santa: I am all for …. [Read it]
Santa: I am all for women’s rights.
Banta: That’s new to me. But still how?
Santa: They actually get a choice between a “School Girl” or a Nurse’s outfit when I’m horny!Related
Santa: Why do prosti …. [Read it]
Santa: Why do prostitutes charge per hour?
Banta: Dunno! Why this question?
Santa: I mean, what are we supposed to do for the other 57 minutes?Related
Banta: When a woman …. [Read it]
Banta: When a woman arouses a man and leaves, she is known as a cock- teaser. What is a male called when he does the same to a female?
Santa: A moisturizer.Related
During sex education class:
Teacher: Wat do u call a man who doesn’t use CONDOMS?All students simultaneously shouted:
DADDY DADDY DADDY !Related
Santa puts in his pa …. [Read it]
Santa puts in his papers.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa : I have vaginal problems.
Boss : But you’re a man!
Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!
Happy Boss Day!Related
Santa and Jeeto lyin …. [Read it]
Santa and Jeeto lying in a bed.Jeeto flings her one leg on Santa’s shoulder and whispers – Take me!Santa did not pay attention to that.Jeeto flings on her second leg and repeats – Take me!Santa: I’m not going anywhere!Related
Girlfriend ne Boyfri …. [Read it]
Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!Related
Santa: My new girlfr …. [Read it]
Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She’s inflatable!Related
Boobs can make anyth …. [Read it]
Boobs can make anything stand hard and Up.
Why isn’t it helping the falling Rupee since the Indian women have a habit of storing them in their blouses!Related
Sex & Shopping have …. [Read it]
Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on
and on and on!Related
A boy takes his girl …. [Read it]
A boy takes his girlfriend to a restaurant.
Boy: Kya khayegi?
Girlfriend: Jo aap khaoge
The girlfriend gets angry and slaps the boy.
Boy: Pagal Aurat, I was asking Veg hi na?Related
Mallika was invited …. [Read it]
Mallika was invited to “KBC”
Amitabh: Which part of the show you like the best?
Mallika raised her skirt and said, “FASTEST FINGER FIRST.”Related
Example Of A Short, …. [Read it]
Example Of A Short, Sweet and Meaningful Answer
Girl: “Hey! How Are You Doing These Days?
Boy: “By Hand“Related
Suhagrat ke time dar …. [Read it]
Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai.
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.Related
Support gay couples. …. [Read it]
Support gay couples… because it puts two dicks out of competition!Related
Define contraceptive …. [Read it]
Define contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy.Related
Santa touched Jeeto’ …. [Read it]
Santa touched Jeeto’s boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!Related