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That awkward moment when your name is ‘Anubhav’, But you end up staying a ‘Virgin’.Related

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Kejriwal reminds me of a childhood friend who after coming out from exam hall said ‘Phod ke aaya hai paper tera bhai’ & got 3 marks in maths.Related

???Meanwhile at the Hyundai Showroom !!!
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Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna

Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ?Related

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?Related

Santa ki bivi ka rang kala tha ,,,

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uski Bivi ne Red colour ki saree pehni



Aur Santa se pucha ?

KESi Lag rahi hon ?

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Santa muskaratay huwey bola” confirm Chris Gayle ????Related

Pehle Shirt Utaari

Uske Baad Pant Utaari

Aur Fir Banyan Utaari

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Saala, Garmi Fir Bhi Buhut Lag Rahi Hai!Related

Filmi Aashiq !!

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[Punjabi on Titanic after seeing the iceberg]

“oh bc, inni baraf! Whiskey laao.”Related

God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.Related

Yaar, Zuckerberg, if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may I suggest IRCTC?Related

Boy: Motivate Kar.

Girl: Kisko?

Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?

Girl: Kiska?

Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!Related

Taking a cue from Idea Ad, if every child starts swapping their parents’ mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!Related

Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say:

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Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen!Related

Budget 2014:
Beedis and cigarettes to cost more.

Basically, even dying is getting expensive.Related

Interviewer : tumko excel aata hai?

Santa: aa to jaayega, par bohot dheela lagega.????Related

Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke ladkiyo pe…. Jo..
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Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the..
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Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi..Related

How I Learned to Mind My Own Business :-

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13…13”

The fence was to high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all shouted “14…14…14…14”

Free of cost it was.Related

Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti;


Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta!Related

Jo aaj k time mey single hai

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wo Chandra Shekhar Azad se bhi jyada azaad hai.Related

The original Ebola was African that went to India and got mutated.

Isne Bola

Usne Bola

Kyon Bola

Kaise Bola

Kahan Bola

Kab Bola

Tu Bola

Wo Bola

Main Nahi Bola

Yeh BolaRelated

Pundit: ‘Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.’

Bride: ‘Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.’Related

The night was dark, the moon was high;

I stopped my car, you wondered why?

I learnt so close, you felt shy.

I uttered those three words…

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I… La… puncture!Related

Every time I see a Maruti Omni van running on the road, I feel someone has been kidnapped ???? #BollywoodLogicRelated

Me: Can I go to my friend’s house for a party?

Dad: Don’t ask me. Ask your mom.

Mom: Don’t ask me. Ask your dad.

Me: BC ,ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?Related

“Beta, tumhe koi ladki pasand hoto batao, hum shadi kara denge”

“sach?”

“Haan, bas ladki apne caste ki, gori aur hume pasand aani chahiye”Related

I can’t believe I’ve missed Balika Vadhu yesterday.

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That’s the 1579th consecutive episode I’ve missed till now!Related

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?

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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,

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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’DRelated

Sometimes… I think

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Sometimes… I don’t!

Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai…Related

If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day, you’ll also vanish like:

Rakhi Sawant

Dolly Bindra

Raja Choudhary

Sambhavna Seth

Himesh Reshamiya and

Poonam Pandey


Now don’t ask me “Who are they?”Related

Friend : Yaar yeh season change ka effect technology pe bhi ho gya hai.

Me: Huh! kaise?

Friend : Yaar wo kal bol rahe the ki ek video viral ho gaya hai

Me : :/Related

Abhi ?1000 Ke Notes Se Petrol Bharaya,
Aisa Lag Raha Hai Ki Maano Laash Thikane Laga Di Ho!Related

Hrithik Roshn: Aye mere dil tu gaaaye ja.

Tusshar Kapoor: A I A I O I A AA.Related

Meanwhile, somewhere in space….

Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma

(Rohit sharma scored 264 Runs in 173 Balls v/s Srilanka. India’s Final score was 404 and Srilanka was Allout for 251)Related

Bharo maang meri bharo, karo pyaar mujhe karo

This is called sanskaari love, pehle maang bharo phir pyaar karo.

Babuji!!!!Related

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????? ??? ?????? Online ??? ???? ??? Related

Axe Ka Deo

Amul Macho Ki Baniyan

Paragon Ki Chappal

Sabhi Try Kar Liya

Naa Chokri Mili Naa Naukri!Related

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.

Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.

Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!Related

Arz kiya hai…

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith ke
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain… ????Related
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