#Hindi SMS Jokes Hashtag:


That awkward moment when your name is ‘Anubhav’, But you end up staying a ‘Virgin’.Related

Santa ki bivi ka rang kala tha ,,,

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uski Bivi ne Red colour ki saree pehni



Aur Santa se pucha ?

KESi Lag rahi hon ?

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Santa muskaratay huwey bola” confirm Chris Gayle ????Related

Filmi Aashiq !!

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God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.Related

Kejriwal reminds me of a childhood friend who after coming out from exam hall said ‘Phod ke aaya hai paper tera bhai’ & got 3 marks in maths.Related

Budget 2014:
Beedis and cigarettes to cost more.

Basically, even dying is getting expensive.Related

Interviewer : tumko excel aata hai?

Santa: aa to jaayega, par bohot dheela lagega.????Related

Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti;


Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta!Related

Boy: Motivate Kar.

Girl: Kisko?

Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska?

Girl: Kiska?

Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!Related

If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment
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log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com.Related

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?Related

Pundit: ‘Aaj se aap dono pati aur patni hue.’

Bride: ‘Acha hua bata diya. Mujhe laga itni der say hum ring-a ring-a roses khel rahe the.’Related

The night was dark, the moon was high;

I stopped my car, you wondered why?

I learnt so close, you felt shy.

I uttered those three words…

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I… La… puncture!Related

Pehle Shirt Utaari

Uske Baad Pant Utaari

Aur Fir Banyan Utaari

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Saala, Garmi Fir Bhi Buhut Lag Rahi Hai!Related

“Beta, tumhe koi ladki pasand hoto batao, hum shadi kara denge”

“sach?”

“Haan, bas ladki apne caste ki, gori aur hume pasand aani chahiye”Related

???Meanwhile at the Hyundai Showroom !!!
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Sales man :- sir ye dekhiye Hyundai Verna

Santa :- Verna kya bhosdike ?Related

Friend : Yaar yeh season change ka effect technology pe bhi ho gya hai.

Me: Huh! kaise?

Friend : Yaar wo kal bol rahe the ki ek video viral ho gaya hai

Me : :/Related

Hrithik Roshn: Aye mere dil tu gaaaye ja.

Tusshar Kapoor: A I A I O I A AA.Related

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How I Learned to Mind My Own Business :-

I was walking past a mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting “13…13…13…13”

The fence was to high to see over, but i saw a little gap in the planks, so i looked through to see what was going on.

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick, and they all shouted “14…14…14…14”

Free of cost it was.Related

Yaar, Zuckerberg, if you are still into acquiring internet services that people spend enormous time on, may I suggest IRCTC?Related

Arz kiya hai…

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,

Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith ke
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain… ????Related

Biwi : O Ji Sunte Ho?
Hubby : Nahi.

Shortest murder story.Related

Mere baare me jyada mat sochna. Bill me aata hun, samajh me nahi.

~ Service TaxRelated

Bus scene,
A man staring at a girl.Conductor: ticket ticket ticket! Sahab, satyamev jayate fir se…Man: *slaps* BC biwi hai ye meri
Jo Samjha Thoko LikeRelated

Every time I see a Maruti Omni van running on the road, I feel someone has been kidnapped ???? #BollywoodLogicRelated

Me: Can I go to my friend’s house for a party?

Dad: Don’t ask me. Ask your mom.

Mom: Don’t ask me. Ask your dad.

Me: BC ,ghar hai ya SBI ki branch?Related

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?

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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,

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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’DRelated

Sometimes… I think

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Sometimes… I don’t!

Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai…Related

Doctors after sugery; and students after exams have the same words to say:

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Kuch Keh Nahi Sakte, Bass Dua Karen!Related

Bahot afsos ho raha hai un bechare ladke ladkiyo pe…. Jo..
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Kambal, razai me chhup kar call
aur msg kiya karte the..
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Ab karo..
Haaaye ree Garmi..Related

Meanwhile, somewhere in space….

Jaadu from koi mil gaya is again confused …whether he gave his power to rohit mehra or rohit sharma

(Rohit sharma scored 264 Runs in 173 Balls v/s Srilanka. India’s Final score was 404 and Srilanka was Allout for 251)Related

Bharo maang meri bharo, karo pyaar mujhe karo

This is called sanskaari love, pehle maang bharo phir pyaar karo.

Babuji!!!!Related

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????? ??? ?????? Online ??? ???? ??? Related

Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.

Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.

Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!Related

My watchman from Nepal said to me, “Syria ka Badshah Mar Gaya!”

I watched all the news channels but found no such news. When I went in the lawns after one hour, I learnt, “Chidiya ka Bacha Mar Gaya!”Related

boy : Mai apki beti se pyar karta hu .. usse shadi karna
chahta hu

Girl’s Fatherr – Tumhari salary se tum meri beti ke liye
toilet paper bhi afford nhi kar sakte

boy : Agar itna hagti hai to rahene doRelated

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,

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Husband smart banke aya or bola,

DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA

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Tabhi wife zorse chillayi’

CHAKKAAAA!!!Related

Nirbhay Missile fails to hit target:

The cruise missile Nirbhay would not have failed if it had been launched from Arnab Goswami’s mouth.Related

Boy: Meri Gf banogi..???

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Gal: Mere parents allow nai karte

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Boy: Haan kamini jaise mere baap ne to mujhe

“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai..???”Related
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