Ajj Titanic Ki 9th A …. [Read it]
Ajj Titanic Ki 9th Anniversary
Isliye Sab Pyar Krnay walo se
Hai K Doob Kar
Mar Jaye…… ????Related
A hungry traveller s …. [Read it]
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.
“Are you the friar”, he asks.
“No. I’m the chip monk”, he replies.Related
A boy was teaching m …. [Read it]
A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl’s dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.Related
Santa: Inspired by t …. [Read it]
Santa: Inspired by the Parliament, I have just passed a motion myself.Related
Toilets are a great …. [Read it]
Toilets are a great place to think,
No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”Related
Who is never hungry …. [Read it]
Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey – it’s always stuffed.Related
At a party Guy : Thi …. [Read it]
At a party Guy : This is Harbhajan Mann, Gurdas Maan, Babbu Maan, Sherry Maan
Himesh Reshammiya : Kitne Armaan MAAN MAAN MAAN MAANRelated
Sign of Changing Tim …. [Read it]
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu:
Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!Related
Teacher to his Patha …. [Read it]
Teacher to his Pathan student, “Who is a murderer?”
Pathan: I don’t know.
Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?
Pathan: An orphan!Related
What did the mother …. [Read it]
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It’s time to go to sweep.Related
Breaking News: Vin …. [Read it]
Vin Diesel to name his son as Vin Petrol!Related
Failing to plan is p …. [Read it]
Failing to plan is planning to fail.Related
Santa: `Stop it! Sto …. [Read it]
Santa: `Stop it! Stop it! Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down?
Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake.`Related
Why did Saddam Husse …. [Read it]
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.Related
Teacher: Start Compu …. [Read it]
Teacher: Start Computer.
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now open my computer.
Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?Related