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Ajj Titanic Ki 9th Anniversary

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Isliye Sab Pyar Krnay walo se

Guzarish

Hai K Doob Kar

Mar Jaye…… ????Related

A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.

“Are you the friar”, he asks.

“No. I’m the chip monk”, he replies.Related

A boy was teaching maths to a girl. He kissed her & then kissed her again & said, this is addition. Then the girl kissed him & said, this is subtraction. Then they kissed each other & said, this is multiplication. Suddenly the girl’s dad came & beat the boy & threw him away & said this is called DIVISION.Related

Santa: Inspired by the Parliament, I have just passed a motion myself.Related

Toilets are a great place to think,

No wonder they are called “Sochalayas”Related

Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey – it’s always stuffed.Related

At a party Guy : This is Harbhajan Mann, Gurdas Maan, Babbu Maan, Sherry Maan

Himesh Reshammiya : Kitne Armaan MAAN MAAN MAAN MAANRelated

Sign of Changing Times:

Santa to Pappu:
Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.


Pappu:
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!Related

Teacher to his Pathan student, “Who is a murderer?”

Pathan: I don’t know.

Teacher: Suppose you murder your parents. What’ll you become?

Pathan: An orphan!Related

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It’s time to go to sweep.Related

Breaking News:

Vin Diesel to name his son as Vin Petrol!Related

Failing to plan is planning to fail.Related

Santa: `Stop it! Stop it! Why are you beating the feet of the cows like that and making them jump up and down?

Banta: I am trying to make a milk shake.`Related

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.Related

Teacher: Start Computer.

Pappu: I did.

Teacher: Now open my computer.

Pappu: Miss, where is your computer?Related
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